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Title: poker gods Post by: ACE2M on March 01, 2006, 02:46:16 PM if anyone knows any poker god types can you have a word with them on my behalf please because quite frankly they are taking the piss. >:(
Title: Re: poker gods Post by: TightEnd on March 01, 2006, 02:51:08 PM oh dear. I just had a word with Mr P.God and he says you are being punished for the sins of a past life.
Who's a naughty boy then? Meanwhile, share your troubles with us. 50p a time straight into the BB2 pie fund. Ta Title: Re: poker gods Post by: ACE2M on March 01, 2006, 02:56:35 PM The list is too long sir tight. I've ahd it for today so going to brush up my joinery skills and knock up a shrine to the aforementioned poker gods and see if that does the trick.
Title: Re: poker gods Post by: Sheriff Fatman on March 01, 2006, 03:39:36 PM oh dear. I just had a word with Mr P.God and he says you are being punished for the sins of a past life. Did he mention when they were going to switch you back to "frustrate mode" instead of "can't miss"? Sheriff Title: Re: poker gods Post by: TightEnd on March 01, 2006, 03:41:53 PM nah, I think his 10% cut has delayed that for a while longer.....
Title: Re: poker gods Post by: Sheriff Fatman on March 01, 2006, 03:44:56 PM nah, I think his 10% cut has delayed that for a while longer..... At last, the truth is revealed! All this rubbish about 'working on my game' when really it was just good old fashioned bribery of the poker Gods! Sheriff Title: Re: poker gods Post by: turny on March 01, 2006, 04:15:46 PM why not pray an say the poker gods prayer below every night before bedime see if it helps ;D
The Poker Gods Prayer Our poker gods, who art in heaven Hallowed be thy name My re-raise will come My bankroll done Online as it is in person Give us this day our daily flush draw And forgive us our check raises As we forgive those who check raise against us And lead us not into a bad beat But deliver us from tilting For thine is the flop and the turn and the river for ever and ever Amen Title: Re: poker gods Post by: thetank on March 01, 2006, 04:37:07 PM They're saving up your cards for Monte-Carlo. :)up
Would you like me to have words so you get them before then? Title: Re: poker gods Post by: AdamM on March 01, 2006, 05:45:17 PM the gamblers prayer;
"Dear Lord, please help me to break even, I need the money." Title: Re: poker gods Post by: crddolly on March 02, 2006, 01:50:56 PM why not pray an say the poker gods prayer below every night before bedime see if it helps ;D The Poker Gods Prayer Our poker gods, who art in heaven Hallowed be thy name My re-raise will come My bankroll done Online as it is in person Give us this day our daily flush draw And forgive us our check raises As we forgive those who check raise against us And lead us not into a bad beat But deliver us from tilting For thine is the flop and the turn and the river for ever and ever Amen I will say it religiously every night and every morning god knows I need all the help I can get |