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Title: sun problem page Post by: raab11 on March 04, 2006, 09:24:44 AM if anyone reads the sun, have a look at dear deidre today. oh and which blonde wrote in, any ideas? anyone with a scanner could post it Title: Re: sun problem page Post by: madasahatstand on March 04, 2006, 10:01:16 AM i dont read tabloids but can you tell me what it says?
Title: Re: sun problem page Post by: Sark79 on March 04, 2006, 10:07:25 AM I normally read Ceefax or the BBC news website for my news or the METRO.
I wish I had the SUN. What does it say? Title: Re: sun problem page Post by: charmaine on March 04, 2006, 10:20:30 AM I reckon raab works for the sun and is looking to up circulation ;) ok seriously what does it say ???.
Title: Re: sun problem page Post by: raab11 on March 04, 2006, 10:23:18 AM u got me charmaine, BUY THE SUN, lol i could type it out but with my 1 finger typing i could be here all day and the pub is open in half a an hour Title: Re: sun problem page Post by: charmaine on March 04, 2006, 10:41:59 AM Looks like i'm buying the Sun today , enjoy the pub :)
Title: Re: sun problem page Post by: SuffolkPunch on March 04, 2006, 11:02:43 AM You should all buy The Sun everyday.
In fact, you should all buy 10 copies of The Sun everyday. 2,500 members = 25,000 extra daily sales. I can feel my bonus coming!! Title: Re: sun problem page Post by: Robert HM on March 04, 2006, 11:03:22 AM Shame on you!
Title: Re: sun problem page Post by: SuffolkPunch on March 04, 2006, 11:06:58 AM Shame on you! Sorry, that was clearly outrageous plugging of a commercial product. I will never do it again. The Sun is the greatest newspaper in the world, packed full of the best news, sport, features and obviously problem pages. Oops. Title: Re: sun problem page Post by: Robert HM on March 04, 2006, 11:09:22 AM Now look in me in the eyes and say that with a straight face
Title: Re: sun problem page Post by: SuffolkPunch on March 04, 2006, 11:14:53 AM Now look in me in the eyes and say that with a straight face ::) Title: Re: sun problem page Post by: Sark79 on March 04, 2006, 11:18:01 AM I like the METRO. It is free and almost every day it has a light hearted story, normally this is an animal story. I love animals, so I normally flick through and find this article first.
Almost all other papers are so serious. I know we live in a serious world, but occasionaly it is nice to get away from wars, conflicts, petty politicians trying to get one up on each other, famine, disease, racism, drugs, crime, ect. I am sure the SUN is a fine paper though. One for the suggestion box - Put staples in the paper. The METRO does this and it is far easier to read. Title: Re: sun problem page Post by: Sunday8pm on March 04, 2006, 11:31:28 AM is that a gold ring around your head sark? 0:-) ;D :) ;D
Title: Re: sun problem page Post by: Nem on March 04, 2006, 11:39:00 AM The Sun is the greatest newspaper in the world, rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao Title: Re: sun problem page Post by: Scottish Dave on March 04, 2006, 11:42:29 AM right is someone gonna tell us what this is all about????
i predict its some sort of online poker addiction problem! am i right Title: Re: sun problem page Post by: Trace on March 04, 2006, 11:51:56 AM I'm still in me jama's so I'm not going to buy it.
C'mon someone go get one and tell us. Title: Re: sun problem page Post by: madasahatstand on March 04, 2006, 11:52:51 AM The Sun is the greatest newspaper in the world, rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao the sun is the worst 'newspaper' in the world. its terrible in fact. who wants to read smut and lies? Title: Re: sun problem page Post by: Sark79 on March 04, 2006, 11:57:38 AM is that a gold ring around your head sark? 0:-) ;D :) ;D rotflmfao rotflmfao No, definately not, mate. But sometimes a happy story is better to read while eating your muslei in the morning. Ok, someone please scan the article in....... Title: Re: sun problem page Post by: byronkincaid on March 04, 2006, 12:00:14 PM Suffolk, how come Cole is sueing you guys when you haven't mentioned his name?
Title: Re: sun problem page Post by: Sunday8pm on March 04, 2006, 12:01:04 PM yeh very true, muesli? whats worng with a fry up ;), actually im keen on muesli :)
we need to see this article! Title: Re: sun problem page Post by: madasahatstand on March 04, 2006, 12:01:23 PM im going out and am going to look at the article. ill let you know later what is says.
mad Title: Re: sun problem page Post by: Hawkeye1976 on March 04, 2006, 12:03:29 PM I really can't see what shes moaning about.... ;goodvevil;
At least he can afford to take her to Barbados, what more does she want! ;hide; Steve Title: Re: sun problem page Post by: Sark79 on March 04, 2006, 12:05:27 PM yeh very true, muesli? whats worng with a fry up ;), actually im keen on muesli :) Fry up...nahh.... I am one of those weak and sickly vegetarians you read about... :D Title: Re: sun problem page Post by: charmaine on March 04, 2006, 12:06:19 PM OK im off to tescos soon , 1st thing im gonna do is read dear deadre !!....... but i know the woman has a right to moan before i even read it ;goodvevil; rotflmfao
Title: Re: sun problem page Post by: byronkincaid on March 04, 2006, 12:06:43 PM Ah found it. It's a letter from an A Kendall saying he lost his mobile phone after a night out with some footballing friends.
Title: Re: sun problem page Post by: Nem on March 04, 2006, 12:07:20 PM Suffolk, how come Cole is sueing you guys when you haven't mentioned his name? Cos they couldn't get a picture of Jenas hugging a man. There is no way Ashley Cole is gay or Bi. Title: Re: sun problem page Post by: madasahatstand on March 04, 2006, 12:08:11 PM yeh very true, muesli? whats worng with a fry up ;), actually im keen on muesli :) Fry up...nahh.... I am one of those weak and sickly vegetarians you read about... :D what about fried tattie scones, tomatoes, mushrooms, toast, beans, fakin rashers and linda mccartney suasages? oh and brown sauce? Title: Re: sun problem page Post by: Sunday8pm on March 04, 2006, 12:08:54 PM ashley cole gay?
i think not with that bit of stuff on his arm! Title: Re: sun problem page Post by: madasahatstand on March 04, 2006, 12:09:49 PM gay is an overused word. maybe the guy is happy and gay. who cares
Title: Re: sun problem page Post by: Sark79 on March 04, 2006, 12:13:26 PM yeh very true, muesli? whats worng with a fry up ;), actually im keen on muesli :) Fry up...nahh.... I am one of those weak and sickly vegetarians you read about... :D what about fried tattie scones, tomatoes, mushrooms, toast, beans, fakin rashers and linda mccartney suasages? oh and brown sauce? I like all those on the list, but I grill them. I do like fried bean sprouts and soy sauce. Title: Re: sun problem page Post by: madasahatstand on March 04, 2006, 12:14:30 PM grilled tattie scones dont taste the same
Title: Re: sun problem page Post by: Sark79 on March 04, 2006, 12:17:18 PM I will have to try them, Mad. I am going to ASDA later, so they will go into the basket.
Title: Re: sun problem page Post by: Dewi_cool on March 04, 2006, 02:16:40 PM I'll Go quickly over this guy's problem,
Plays 18 hours a day of poker, Makes a good profit. Thinks of poker whilst making love Missed flight to Barbados, due to still being in a tourney Whats the problem? Title: Re: sun problem page Post by: Nem on March 04, 2006, 02:20:21 PM Suffolk, how come Cole is sueing you guys when you haven't mentioned his name? http://www.pinknews.co.uk/news/index.php Title: Re: sun problem page Post by: matt674 on March 04, 2006, 02:25:14 PM I'll Go quickly over this guy's problem, Plays 18 hours a day of poker, Makes a good profit. Thinks of poker whilst making love Missed flight to Barbados, due to still being in a tourney Whats the problem? It must be the fact that he stops playing poker to make love - cant see any other problem there!! Title: Re: sun problem page Post by: redsimon on March 04, 2006, 02:33:00 PM I'll Go quickly over this guy's problem, Thinks of poker whilst making love Whats the problem? Probably seeing the flop too much? I'll get my coat :D Title: Re: sun problem page Post by: byronkincaid on March 04, 2006, 02:36:37 PM Thanks Nemesis. Understand now.
Did you google for that or is that website in your favorites? :D Title: Re: sun problem page Post by: Nem on March 04, 2006, 02:47:51 PM I Google searched. :redcard:
Title: Re: sun problem page Post by: Colchester Kev on March 04, 2006, 04:01:48 PM I have had a Pm from someone who shall remain anonymous regarding the letter. (i will post the letter on the problem page ...for those that havent seen it)
LIFE IS BEING WRECKED BY ONLINE BETS I'm Addicted to online card games and its ruining my life. I'm 30 and have a partner aged 29, My problem is not a gambling one in the traditional sense. I happen to make regular profits, and my financial situation has never been better, But im playing nearly 18 hours a day, 7 days a week. My partner feels neglected because im thinking about cards even when we are having sex. It was the final straw for her last week when we missed our flight to barbados, I was tied up in a big tournament online and wouldnt leave. I'd like to break this vicious circle, any ideas ? ____________________________________________________________________________________- The anonymous pm said "I thought this might be from Flushy until i got to the bit about him being deep in a big tournament... that obviously rules him out" :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Title: Re: sun problem page Post by: ifm on March 04, 2006, 04:12:39 PM Suffolk, how come Cole is sueing you guys when you haven't mentioned his name? http://www.pinknews.co.uk/news/index.php Methinks this lawsuit is gonna do a lot of damage to Cole (as Elton Johns did), they have the video!!!!! BTW i know a certain proffessional footballer who claims to have seen the video, this is actually a story that was doing the rounds a few months back, i suspect the papers in question decided to only publish when they were sure who it was about................ Title: Re: sun problem page Post by: Royal Flush on March 04, 2006, 04:49:16 PM The anonymous pm said "I thought this might be from Flushy until i got to the bit about him being deep in a big tournament... that obviously rules him out" :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D ;tk; ;tk;Title: Re: sun problem page Post by: M3boy on March 04, 2006, 04:52:10 PM Lol Kev
Well it wasnt me, I dont play for 18 hours a day - around 4 to be exact And Cards are the LAST thing on my mind during Sex. And I HAVENT booked a holiday to barbados :D Title: Re: sun problem page Post by: charmaine on March 04, 2006, 05:15:41 PM I'll Go quickly over this guy's problem, GRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :redcard:Plays 18 hours a day of poker, Makes a good profit. Thinks of poker whilst making love Missed flight to Barbados, due to still being in a tourney Whats the problem? Title: Re: sun problem page Post by: Dewi_cool on March 04, 2006, 05:40:01 PM ::)
Title: Re: sun problem page Post by: Ironside on March 04, 2006, 07:02:59 PM well it rules me out as i aint 30 and i dont have a partner and i couldnt go to barbados as i dont have a passport
rules tikay out as he is way too old kev cant play poker so it aint him tightend how old are you again mate? Title: Re: sun problem page Post by: TightEnd on March 04, 2006, 07:07:22 PM :redcard:
age right, prospect of me having sex, wrong! RHM is ancient, Heid's a girlie so that leaves....... Tom Selleck Title: Re: sun problem page Post by: allym on March 04, 2006, 07:13:23 PM The Sun doesn't even qualify as a paper it's proper rubbeesh! The Daily Record is what you need!
Title: Re: sun problem page Post by: ifm on March 04, 2006, 07:14:51 PM RHM is ancient, Heid's a girlie so that leaves....... Tom Selleck Or any one of the other 2,679 members......... Title: Re: sun problem page Post by: Colchester Kev on March 04, 2006, 07:15:57 PM Cant be me, im a virgin 8)
Title: Re: sun problem page Post by: M3boy on March 04, 2006, 07:41:52 PM Cant be me, im a virgin 8) I assume you are talking "deep into a MTT" virgin? :D :D :D Title: Re: sun problem page Post by: Dewi_cool on March 04, 2006, 08:24:46 PM :redcard:
Title: Re: sun problem page Post by: M3boy on March 04, 2006, 08:27:44 PM LOL Dewi, but he DID ask for that one ;) ;goodvevil;
Title: Re: sun problem page Post by: Colchester Kev on March 04, 2006, 08:29:08 PM I'm not an MTT virgin .... 8)
Title: Re: sun problem page Post by: Dewi_cool on March 04, 2006, 08:35:49 PM he's had a Pie, he's a full virgin
Title: Re: sun problem page Post by: Robert HM on March 04, 2006, 09:16:57 PM What's sex?
Title: Re: sun problem page Post by: Colchester Kev on March 04, 2006, 09:24:42 PM 12 points in scrabble
Title: Re: sun problem page Post by: Robert HM on March 04, 2006, 09:47:06 PM Ah I see.
Poker and sex don't mix, who needs sex when you've got a good hand Title: Re: sun problem page Post by: TightEnd on March 04, 2006, 11:53:31 PM I'm pretty sure you have your hands full these days.....
Title: Re: sun problem page Post by: ifm on March 04, 2006, 11:54:45 PM I'm pretty sure you have your hands full these days..... OOOerrrr, do you know something we don't Tighty? :o Title: Re: sun problem page Post by: Dewi_cool on March 04, 2006, 11:55:03 PM Mr End I think you should expand on that comment
Title: Re: sun problem page Post by: TightEnd on March 04, 2006, 11:59:37 PM Mr End I think you should expand on that comment No expansion necessary. ;scarymoment; ;hide; ;ifm; Title: Re: sun problem page Post by: Dewi_cool on March 05, 2006, 12:00:37 AM name, age and address please
Title: Re: sun problem page Post by: TightEnd on March 05, 2006, 12:01:51 AM RHM, 46, 1 Mid Life Crisis Avenue, Woldingham, Surrey
Title: Re: sun problem page Post by: Robert HM on March 05, 2006, 12:02:28 AM I can do better than that, got photos lol
Oh and no! Title: Re: sun problem page Post by: Dewi_cool on March 05, 2006, 12:08:55 AM I think we should leave MR HM to get on with it, the sheep will be pleased
Title: Re: sun problem page Post by: Robert HM on March 05, 2006, 12:13:15 AM Ran out of sheep, have had to try women now
Title: Re: sun problem page Post by: Dewi_cool on March 05, 2006, 12:15:43 AM sheep are cheaper R, keep in mind
Title: Re: sun problem page Post by: ifm on March 05, 2006, 12:19:15 AM (http://lorry.org/baa/Sheep-pics/love-ewe.jpg)
Title: Re: sun problem page Post by: Dewi_cool on March 05, 2006, 12:21:53 AM Glad to see your on top of these things Ian
Title: Re: sun problem page Post by: Robert HM on March 05, 2006, 12:22:16 AM Nail on the head there TightEnd, as I said to AlrightJack and Flushy in Brighton "It's my midlife crisis and I intend to enjoy it" so far it's errr interesting
Title: Re: sun problem page Post by: ifm on March 05, 2006, 12:23:23 AM Glad to see your on top of these things Ian literally? :D Title: Re: sun problem page Post by: Dewi_cool on March 05, 2006, 12:24:49 AM rotflmfao
Title: Re: sun problem page Post by: Royal Flush on March 05, 2006, 12:27:47 AM Nail on the head there TightEnd, as I said to AlrightJack and Flushy in Brighton "It's my midlife crisis and I intend to enjoy it" so far it's errr interesting Intresting. I will leave it at that! Title: Re: sun problem page Post by: ifm on March 05, 2006, 12:29:47 AM Things are getting so bad in certain areas of the country the sheep are taking precautions.........
(http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=tbn:469xL79W1FL6hM:tincanit.com/images/evilsheep.JPG) Title: Re: sun problem page Post by: Robert HM on March 05, 2006, 12:30:40 AM Nail on the head there TightEnd, as I said to AlrightJack and Flushy in Brighton "It's my midlife crisis and I intend to enjoy it" so far it's errr interesting Intresting. I will leave it at that! good idea Title: Re: sun problem page Post by: londonpokergirl on March 05, 2006, 12:48:13 AM bloody hell i come in pissed a s a fart and what have i missed :) rhm admitting mid life crisis :)
lol pmsl # POST OF THE DAY ;0) Title: Re: sun problem page Post by: Robert HM on March 05, 2006, 01:31:43 AM Not sure it was an admission or an excuse
Title: Re: sun problem page Post by: Trace on March 05, 2006, 10:20:58 AM Sooooooooooooooo who wrote the article???????????????????????????????????????????
PMSL @ all of you! Title: Re: sun problem page Post by: londonpokergirl on March 05, 2006, 07:02:26 PM come on kiv who wrote it :) spill the beans
Title: Re: sun problem page Post by: Colchester Kev on March 05, 2006, 07:04:43 PM LOL how would i know ? im not mystic meg ya know :)
Title: Re: sun problem page Post by: charmaine on March 05, 2006, 07:05:04 PM Wasnt me , never been or missed a holiday to the Bahamas :(
I would of left him here and gone on my own ;goodvevil; Title: Re: sun problem page Post by: Trace on March 05, 2006, 07:24:59 PM Out of the near 3k members on this site, someone must know who it is?
Title: Re: sun problem page Post by: Heid on March 05, 2006, 07:31:05 PM The media (newspapers, mags, online sites) regularly make up letters that tie in with popular themes of the moment.
I don't think The Sun is any different in this respect. Not saying The Sun is doing anything dodgy here, just that it's an accepted practice :) Title: Re: sun problem page Post by: Trace on March 05, 2006, 07:58:21 PM The media (newspapers, mags, online sites) regularly make up letters that tie in with popular themes of the moment. I don't think The Sun is any different in this respect. Not saying The Sun is doing anything dodgy here, just that it's an accepted practice :) TUT! SPOILSPORT!!! rotflmfao Title: Re: sun problem page Post by: Heid on March 05, 2006, 08:03:57 PM Well it could have been inspired by a letter ....
I'm just trying to protect the guilty, and help hide blushes etc :) I know I would be bloody mortified if I was the subject of a letter in The Sun, or anywhere else for that matter. Title: Re: sun problem page Post by: Trace on March 05, 2006, 08:05:51 PM But it's funny Heid.
And more fool the wife for not going to the Bahamas on her own... Title: Re: sun problem page Post by: Heid on March 05, 2006, 08:16:08 PM Well yups.. very true.
My ex and I were in the queue at immigration in Vegas - he had a visa, and even though it was just a formality, and would probably get in ... it wasn't guaranteed. I took the money through and all the hotel documentation and went first - and told him if he got stopped and sent back then i would see him in 11 days! He asn't best pleased<g>. Not saying it's not funny at all :) Title: Re: sun problem page Post by: Trace on March 05, 2006, 08:18:33 PM Not saying it's not funny at all :) I know you wasn't, I was just saying I thought it was funny. |