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Mel, Ruth and I are in a 3-way conversation on msn and decided that we should be called The Busty Gang for the blondebash headsup team... or as Ruths just suggested BB (Big Boobies) Girlies....

 rotflmfao

I'm looking on ebay for cheerleading pompoms  ;cheerleader; but they're all in America and won't reach me before Friday :'(

Anyone know the best way to make a pompom?!

What is the measurement requirement to get in the busty gang ladies?

photographic evidence please


i reckon its 42dd and up....



over to you

actually, yes believe it or not...


take two circles of cardboard, approx equal to the size you want your pom poms. cut  hole in the centre of them, put them together then start to wrap wool aroun the "hoops" . Once the centre hole is completely filled, cut around the outside , between the hoops , and then tie a piece of wool around the centre very tightly. then pull the hoops off, et voila !!

lol. Why does a subject heading like that always make me want to click on it.. :D

38D and up...

thats 4 of us sorted for that ;)

I'm shocked....!!

im sure theres a few guys that fit that criteria lol

i can think of a few ;goodvevil;

I made those as a kid.


It was the tough thing to do where I stayed. We didn't play football, we made pompom's instead.  :D  

Hi Poppet!! don't know how to make them but,

I know my daughter bought some from a fancy dress shop

It's worth trying,  good luck!!!

You asked for photographic evidence... for entry into the busty gang you have to have bazongas at least this big...

(I'll prob get told of for this...)


EDIT: Pic removed because I'm scared of getting into trouble lol!

everyone stop talkng about pom poms...38dd and up then Poppet?


a list of entries into the Hall of Busty please....

Mel and Ruth are too chicken...

lol  well,  me and ruth are in the hall of busty ;)

sigh, easy with the pictures..I was only joking!!!  :blonde:

Enhancements are allowed...



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you could have got colours to match poppet!!!
Im in 42 DD 8)

Poppet, you want to sue that plastic surgeon.

Well when he said I get a discount for opting for Rubber instead of Plastic I thought it would be a good deal

I think the one on the left is a haematoma.

great stuff   thats me in then  ;)

tighty any chance of bra sizes net to names on name badges ? ;)

Me and tighty could get in that club, we are a couple of big tits :D

 :redcard: Only if we have manhood sizes next to the mens?!?!?

haha  nice reply angie ;) 

manhood size<breast size...i am founder "member" of that club...where do I sign????

maybe I should be a "junior member"


Kev, I love you

we're wear our badges proud!

It's all coming out now I see.

manhood, breastage, male love.

lol  male love,  sorry not tighty :)   oops did i let anything slip there  :-*
oh and manhood at least 7 inch ... is that wide enough ;)

well for some of us

yeah im fine with that  :D

but be easier to see if the ladies are lying than the men  :D

i'm sure poppet will do inspections ;)

rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao

where's the embarrassed smillie?

I thought you had copyright on the embarrassed smilie tighty ;)

seems like i should copyright it......quick!

LOL... I'm pissing myself laughing here...

"Name, age, d*ck size... ok now for your inspection..."  /:-|

Of course in the dim and distant past of my moderating career, I ran a rather good room online. We were a tad bored with people arriving in and uttering the usual "a/s/l" (age/sex/location), so we made it a rule that we would ask:

"Spit/Swallow?"

It was a great icebreaker :)

I don't think you guys should use that one at BBII though:)

You can't do stuff like that one AOL these days of course...

7 inch in width, I think someone needs to see a doctor  ;tightend;

Have you lot been watching the Benny Hill show?

Pom poms can be bought from "dancing shops".

Mine cost £9 each.

Fancy dress shops would sell pom poms , should be fairly cheap  :)

there was always one show-off that would reply "gargle" (looks at poppet)

I never thought it mattered.

The hard work has already been done by then. After it's left me, she can do as she pleases with it.

Pack it up and send it to mother for all I care.

OMG 


You lot are gross!


rotflmfao @ you all tho

Somebodys been lying to me all these years  >:( ;goodvevil;

 ;goodvevil;

I suppose it's just a coincidence that Teacake's little brother Snowball is coming to the bash now?

Don't know what you mean!


 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

i'm having a  :blonde:

Next weekend, if someone offers you the chance of snowballing, don't worry you won't get cold.

haha   my hands will :) 

Me too, must be because we're so innocent...

ahem   cough cough   i wish ;)

Speak for yourself, I'm a lil  0:-)

Snowballing is erm, a way of giving back what you have taken.

or sharing between other girls, charitable or what!

How delicately put.

I think I've sort of got it, but where do I put it when I give it back exactly...?  :blonde:

is this similar to feltching?

OMG!

see this line?

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You aren't sposed to cross it :)

Don't blame me I don't know whats going on lol!  :D I guess its really dirty though!

you are the moderator in charge of smut. Stop them.

Congrats on the 5000th post Tighty

Why am I not surprised that Heid's in charge of smut?

Poppet, thank you

Such a shame that my 5000th post, a milestone in my history on blonde, should have to be spent admonishing a fellow moderator for dereliction of duty.

Shut it you :)

Knees, ankles? What?

I despair.

I'm crying .......

i'm shocked that Heid even knew what it meant  ::)

and i didnt mean to stumble across the line, it's been snowing today and i slipped and fell across the line  ;D

I'll have you know I have to know words like that, cause of my job<g>

:D

what? you make arrows?

ROFL!

that may have gone over some people's heads  :D

 :blonde:  way over mine

Stallyon it was bang on target mate <g>

I don't know what it means but my hamsters gone into hiding

shtopppp schtopp my sides are splitting...snowballing...bloody hell!!

I've been told what this is... I am disgusted ;):P

Ive no idea but im still laughing

You don't want to know, it's filthy!

In that case Robert and I better leave as our pure and young minds might not take they strain.

I am in danger of being corrupted.......please

and me...

excuse me, im supposed to be the resident pervert !!!

Nobody is denying you that Kev  :D :D

 rotflmfao

Right in the gold Stallyon  :D :)up

well I left work last night... and before opening the site this morning I had a little thought to myself.... how did I know this thread would still be going?!?!  haha.  I think it might out-do the two word poker story.....

I'm surprsied you ain't all been told off!


Snowball fight anyone????????????????????????

i think poppet should explain to us all what it actually means -  do you have the  Ad Ahrt ???

yeah tell me tell me tell me ;)

www.urbandictionary.com

My work here is done for today :-D

haha  omg I really am innocent :)    funny though :)

You had to look it up mel?? I didnt know what it meant until this thread started but soon figured it out in the space of about 3 posts!! ;)

And us monkeys are innocent sheltered creatures!!

I dunno about that, I saw a documentary about you monkeys on telly the other day .......

yeah but most of those are either scripted or set ups (sort of like our jungles version of Big Brother). Some monkeys will do anything to get on TV!! ;)

Thank you for the link Heid - it got me out of having to explain it!

lol yes matt i'm really that innocent :) 

now i know you are a bad monkey  ;goodvevil;

monkeys sheltered innocent creatures  .....  rotflmfao

No worries .... :)

I have instructed my monkey solicitor to commence with monkey liable proceedings - expect to hear from monkey court within a week  /:-|

If they aren't too busy doing them naughty monkey things I saw on the telly the other day....

they were really rude in that documentary i was watching,  shocked me  0:-)

Either of you didnt perchance happen to record said television program did you? Normally they retail for about 15 bananas down in the shop at the jungle red light district......

Funny you should mention documentries, we got one on coconut satellite tv the other day starring your Pamela Anderson. It did get us talking amongst the monkey community regarding the co-star tommy-lee, is that an average size for you humans? Its not very big is it??

 rotflmfao rotflmfao  haven't watched said program cos i'm an  0:-)

I've just realised that I think I might've met Matt674 when I was about 11, I was in Gibralter trying to take a picture of some monkeys and I felt this thud of my back, turned my head and saw this big furry hand, I screamed and started jumping about really scared and it wouldn't get off. Everyone was watching me, I was crying as well. Naughty Monkey - don't you ever do that again!

Oh and the monkeys in the safari park that tried stealing my windscreen wipers and rubbed their bums over my windows, I take they are relatives of yours...?

I went to monkey world last year and there was this huge one in a cage, it caught me looking at it and started blowing me kisses... tell your Dad to behave, he is way too old for me!!

 rotflmfao rotflmfao  yeah i had a similar experience with one swinging on my car aerial the red backside then decided to sit on my windscreen and wipe its bum on my window

charming creatures

We have the incentive of extra bananas for doing things like that - it makes your trip a more memorable one!! ;)

Sorry i was still a lab monkey about 8 years ago so it couldnt have been me :( and i havent seen my dad in over 20 years, wondered what he was upto nowadays!!

Glad it wasn't you, it was a nasty monkey!

I think this thread is getting out of control... where's flushy???

I've had Kev on msn asking do you think any of them will be up for a felching at the BB2! I think he has been sent over the edge by this thread...

He is making up words... Felching, he said he had already been to asda for the straws???

haha it certainly did that ;)  

I'm doing my level best to bring it back out of the gutter in a light hearted way - bare with me ;)

It started off as a nice little discussion about boob size... and whats felching?

Poppet...enough! /:-|

Urban dictionary then... ;)

That's why I posted the link, so we wouldn't have to go into the mechanics of it :)

So let's not :)

ha ha poppet - busted..and i always thought it would be me that gets told off

yeah but the urban dictionary doesnt explain what a mexican (mous)tache is  :-X

Stop laughing at my D hat!  8)

who's laughing ??? your innocence is really cute  :-*

Now i understand why people were looking at me funny in the park when i threw my dog a stick and shouted "FELCH IT BOY"  LOL

I won't even ask...


 0:-)

You set him up and he never lets you down lol!

To quote Jim Royale     "MY ARSE!!!"

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Dirty Sanchez!!!

This is getting shocking.  :redcard: :tikay:

FHM did a list of 20 perversions about 3 years ago, the then girlfriend got the mag before me & started reading them out - 16 out of 20 I knew the perversion..... now she's the ex.

Stop showing off your sick minds - It'll cost you in the end.

I've had to google each and everyone of these - including felching - although I will admit when I read what it meant I realised I had known all along, just forgotten.  And according to google it can mean two different things.

Anyway to change the subject - they like talking about "tea bagging" in VC Lobby!

lmao

 ;goodvevil;

I tried my best to try and bring it out of the gutter without sounding like Mary Whitehouse but it appears to be slipping back towards, i'll leave the thread and it can carry on......

I tried to, but I have to accept that Kev is in charge of this thread now...

We're all doomed I tell ya!

unless you've got photographic evidence to the contrary then yes i'm  0:-)

Surely the originator should be punished  the rest of us were just lemmings and knew no different!


That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it!!!!!

Yep...all my fault!  :D

all poppet's fault - come here and receive your spanking (http://www.talknotts.co.uk/forums/style_emoticons/default/bottom.gif)

Stallyon....star of P4C forum, poster of terrible jokes, all round good egg...please officially receive a

 /:-| style :redcard:

what is it with you lot, hormones driving you crazy?

oops - busted

its not really my fault though...poppet makes me say these things. i dont want to but she forces me  8)

I get the blame even when I haven't done anything! :o

haha i'm gone for 1/2 an hour to find my horse i backed at cheltenham is a donkey
and go shopping  and omg   rotflmfao

stalyon where did u get the spanking pic from i need to have that one ;)

Jeez, don't tell her, for god's sake.. please!

what's that? you need a spanking ???   :D

you are all so naughty  ;goodvevil; 

i'm after your spanking smily lol 

stally how do i use that smily now????

Could someone lease do the decent thing and explain all these words to Robert and I at the weekend. ;tk;

go on the site that heid put,  it will all come clear

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