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Title: It's time to move on.....Goodbye Post by: TightEnd on March 16, 2006, 04:55:13 AM I was created on the 19th October 2005.
My creator was at work, bored. Nothing new there. He had seen one of my relatives work well on a football forum he frequents and thought that on somewhere like blonde, with its splendid cast of creative minds, lateral thinkers and occasional geniuses that it would work well there. So I began life. I was lovingly cared for and as my carers grew bored of me new generations of posters began to look after me. Occasionally I would fall off the rails...I discovered porn and smut and very exciting it was too. Seeing me conjured up images that my creator never thought he would see. Occasionally my creator and his friends steered me back on course Amazingly a batty old lady in Milton Keynes took to transcribing me, word for word...for those too lazy to read me page by page Time moved on and I grew and grew. I became unpopular, people thought I had outstayed my welcome. In truth I probably did. A new year dawned and still I was on Page 1 of General Discussion and then I appraoched 4000 posts old. Retirement beckoned. Even my creator had long since stopped checking on me. I had passed my sell by date I now say goodbye. I am off to an Old Posts home in Bexhill on sea to join my old friend "Room 101" who spent many long hours next to me on this page I think it is fitting that my old creator got to end what he started....how sweet. I may get a son or daughter to check in from time to time but as of now I am, locked, sans teeth, sans eyes, sans everything........... Farewell Love O/T Two Word Poker Story Title: Re: It's time to move on.....Goodbye Post by: Poppet7 on March 16, 2006, 04:57:50 AM Goodbye two word poker story, it was fun having you around. Happy retirement! x
Title: Re: It's time to move on.....Goodbye Post by: scottm on March 16, 2006, 05:08:40 AM Aww, it will be missed :( :(
Title: Re: It's time to move on.....Goodbye Post by: TightEnd on March 16, 2006, 05:13:50 AM Oh for crying out loud. A poll.
Let her enjoy retirement! Title: Re: It's time to move on.....Goodbye Post by: Nem on March 16, 2006, 05:14:16 AM 500 votes required.
We have 2 so far... ::) ::) ::) Title: Re: It's time to move on.....Goodbye Post by: scottm on March 16, 2006, 05:15:52 AM Oh for crying out loud. A poll. Who did that ??? ;ifm; Title: Re: It's time to move on.....Goodbye Post by: Nem on March 16, 2006, 05:16:35 AM Oh for crying out loud. A poll. Who did that ??? ;ifm; Nothing to do with me ;scarymoment; Title: Re: It's time to move on.....Goodbye Post by: Gryffles on March 16, 2006, 05:17:06 AM Coming soon, three word poker story?
;goodvevil; Title: Re: It's time to move on.....Goodbye Post by: TightEnd on March 16, 2006, 05:18:12 AM At least Nemesis didn't accompany his poll with 356 meaningless smilies.....
grateful for small mercies! Title: Re: It's time to move on.....Goodbye Post by: Nem on March 16, 2006, 05:18:54 AM Coming soon, three word poker story? ;goodvevil; Later on today if Tightend doesn't unlock the Two Word Poker Story Title: Re: It's time to move on.....Goodbye Post by: TightEnd on March 16, 2006, 05:19:41 AM Coming soon, three word poker story? ;goodvevil; NO. Behave. Now. Title: Re: It's time to move on.....Goodbye Post by: scottm on March 16, 2006, 05:21:54 AM Coming soon, three word poker story? ;goodvevil; NO. Behave. Now. rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao Title: Re: It's time to move on.....Goodbye Post by: Nem on March 16, 2006, 05:22:16 AM At least Nemesis didn't accompany his poll with 356 meaningless smilies..... grateful for small mercies! :redcard: :redcard: :redcard: :redcard: :redcard: :redcard: :redcard: :redcard: :redcard: :redcard: :redcard: :redcard: :redcard: :redcard: :redcard: :redcard: :redcard: :redcard: :redcard: :redcard: :redcard: :redcard: :redcard: :redcard: :redcard: :redcard: :redcard: :redcard: Title: Re: It's time to move on.....Goodbye Post by: Poppet7 on March 16, 2006, 05:23:20 AM Don't worry Nem, the rest of us love your smileys
Title: Re: It's time to move on.....Goodbye Post by: Nem on March 16, 2006, 05:23:58 AM Thank you Sweetie.
Title: Re: It's time to move on.....Goodbye Post by: TightEnd on March 16, 2006, 05:24:39 AM Title: Re: It's time to move on.....Goodbye Post by: Poppet7 on March 16, 2006, 05:26:42 AM Tightend..sugarplum darling.... my nemesis hunnybun was actually talking to me... Title: Re: It's time to move on.....Goodbye Post by: TightEnd on March 16, 2006, 05:27:37 AM Oh.
Title: Re: It's time to move on.....Goodbye Post by: Poppet7 on March 16, 2006, 05:30:19 AM :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* I LOVE YOUR SMILEYS NEMESIS! :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* Title: Re: It's time to move on.....Goodbye Post by: Poppet7 on March 16, 2006, 05:31:36 AM Don't laugh it was my first attempt!
Title: Re: It's time to move on.....Goodbye Post by: dik9 on March 16, 2006, 05:44:47 AM :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* I LOVE YOUR SMILEYS NEMESIS! ............ 1161 POSTS AND YOUR FIRST ATTEMPT AT THE NEM GOD TRICKS??? :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*:-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* Title: Re: It's time to move on.....Goodbye Post by: Poppet7 on March 16, 2006, 05:52:23 AM Yeah
Title: Re: It's time to move on.....Goodbye Post by: thetank on March 16, 2006, 05:53:02 AM Sorry to part but good may come of this.
The creative minds that contribute to the two word poker story can come up with other stuff to enthrall and amuse us instead. Title: Re: It's time to move on.....Goodbye Post by: Royal Flush on March 16, 2006, 11:21:05 AM he leant
Title: Re: It's time to move on.....Goodbye Post by: thetank on March 16, 2006, 11:56:55 AM over the
Title: Re: It's time to move on.....Goodbye Post by: Robert HM on March 16, 2006, 12:32:12 PM lock button
Title: Re: It's time to move on.....Goodbye Post by: Trace on March 16, 2006, 01:31:23 PM oh Goddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: It's time to move on.....Goodbye Post by: Robert HM on March 16, 2006, 01:34:58 PM " He grinned
Title: Re: It's time to move on.....Goodbye Post by: TightEnd on March 16, 2006, 01:46:41 PM Revenge of the Lawyer, coming soon to a cinema near you
Starring George Clooney as RHM, the hero of our tale. Embattled public lawyer from South of London accepts his toughest case yet Co Starring Jodie Foster as Trace T....left homeless by a huge multinational and speechless (well it is fiction) by a mystery illness McBride (Clooney) fights for compensation Also starring Michael Douglas as Head of the corporation (elblondie) Yours Finger poised over lock button if you lot start! The Director Title: Re: It's time to move on.....Goodbye Post by: Robert HM on March 16, 2006, 01:54:14 PM TWO WORDS!!!
Title: Re: It's time to move on.....Goodbye Post by: Heid on March 16, 2006, 01:59:58 PM temper temper!
Title: Re: It's time to move on.....Goodbye Post by: Robert HM on March 16, 2006, 02:50:46 PM She uttered
Title: Re: It's time to move on.....Goodbye Post by: Trace on March 16, 2006, 03:20:39 PM sod it
Title: Re: It's time to move on.....Goodbye Post by: Robert HM on March 16, 2006, 03:22:18 PM and go
Title: Re: It's time to move on.....Goodbye Post by: Nem on March 16, 2006, 04:50:40 PM and get
Title: Re: It's time to move on.....Goodbye Post by: TightEnd on March 16, 2006, 04:53:15 PM I refer all those currently attempting to resurrect dead horse to the current results of the poll.
Title: Re: It's time to move on.....Goodbye Post by: Nem on March 16, 2006, 04:58:11 PM I refer all those currently attempting to resurrect dead horse to the current results of the poll. It's called "vote rigging" Title: Re: It's time to move on.....Goodbye Post by: Nem on March 16, 2006, 04:59:54 PM /:-| Tightend /:-| Title: Re: It's time to move on.....Goodbye Post by: TightEnd on March 16, 2006, 05:01:39 PM you win
Title: Re: It's time to move on.....Goodbye Post by: Nem on March 16, 2006, 05:12:53 PM Unlock the thread or the Cat gets it ;goodvevil;
Title: Re: It's time to move on.....Goodbye Post by: Robert HM on March 16, 2006, 05:15:46 PM not moggy!
Title: Re: It's time to move on.....Goodbye Post by: Nem on March 16, 2006, 05:16:43 PM screamed Robert
Title: Re: It's time to move on.....Goodbye Post by: Robert HM on March 16, 2006, 05:20:04 PM blaming tighty
Title: Re: It's time to move on.....Goodbye Post by: Nem on March 16, 2006, 05:20:50 PM for her
Title: Re: It's time to move on.....Goodbye Post by: Robert HM on March 16, 2006, 05:21:48 PM possible demise
Title: Re: It's time to move on.....Goodbye Post by: Ironside on March 16, 2006, 06:20:20 PM into insanity
Title: Re: It's time to move on.....Goodbye Post by: madasahatstand on March 16, 2006, 06:50:55 PM im truely disappointed. i liked that thread. please bring it back tightend ;reallyamsorry;
Title: Re: It's time to move on.....Goodbye Post by: Robert HM on March 16, 2006, 06:51:41 PM "I agree"
Title: Re: It's time to move on.....Goodbye Post by: The Baron on March 16, 2006, 06:51:58 PM im truely disappointed. i liked that thread. please bring it back tightend ;reallyamsorry; Agreed. I promise to stop all other schenanigans on "X word story" threads if it is returned. :) Title: Re: It's time to move on.....Goodbye Post by: TightEnd on March 16, 2006, 06:56:42 PM it might have been unlocked, but in return I would like all the other variations to stop!
I might even be prepared to beg. Title: Re: It's time to move on.....Goodbye Post by: Ironside on March 16, 2006, 07:04:03 PM LMAO do you not think its time that the 2 word story got a place on bob?
Title: Re: It's time to move on.....Goodbye Post by: Robert HM on March 16, 2006, 07:05:52 PM I think the deal should be, give up the variations AND don't let the 2 word classic decline into smut
Title: Re: It's time to move on.....Goodbye Post by: The Baron on March 16, 2006, 07:06:45 PM I think the deal should be, give up the variations AND don't let the 2 word classic decline into smut Spot on. Title: Re: It's time to move on.....Goodbye Post by: Robert HM on March 16, 2006, 07:10:03 PM I'll take it to the cleaners then
Title: Re: It's time to move on.....Goodbye Post by: thetank on March 16, 2006, 07:12:43 PM You could lock it and start a new thread?
If we're just allowed one can we make it a three word story instead? Dynamic change anyone? Title: Re: It's time to move on.....Goodbye Post by: thetank on March 16, 2006, 07:18:37 PM Or use the Two word part 2 thread.
That'll stop people griping that it keeps appearing in their 'Show new replies to your posts' screen. If they don't like they need never contribute and it won't be their. Title: Re: It's time to move on.....Goodbye Post by: The Baron on March 16, 2006, 07:21:08 PM I think it's about the history of the thread though.
So many participated in it at one pont.... Title: Re: It's time to move on.....Goodbye Post by: Trace on March 16, 2006, 08:21:34 PM I did but I'm p*ssed off with it keep appearing now.
Why oh why can't we have an option to "mark post read permanently" or something along that vein? Sigh |