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inthe belly, 18 pints on...falling asleep on the stairs......

What were you actually intending doing with him...... going up stairs, had he not fell asleep? :D :D

inthebelly, at regular intervals through the night shouted out to me

"tightend, you're rubbish"

fair coment perhaps, but it got rather tiresome!!

had he not woken up, disorientated and slightly ill, I would have left him there!!

Yep.. the main thing i can remember is him shouting! lol. And as for the your rubbish comments - he was shouting at near enough every body with that comment!!

1 ROSY's SECOND PLACE
2 Dealin 77's to mel AA to the rookie and flopping a set for Mel and then managing to dig up the case ace for the rookie on the river.
3 Dealin AA to two of my ITB within 10 hands of each other into KK and QQ!
4 Listening to ITB's mouth!
5 SPANKING SCOTLAND IN FOOTBALL!!
6 Giving some advice to Sue H and seeing her end up on the final table!

Things id like to forget

Building up a 14k Chip stack within 30 mins then suffering some horrific beats! to leave me shortstacked
My hair
ITB's antics

Everyone was great it was a quality night

Cheers to DC for having the faith in me to deal down to the last 3 tables and i hope i dint screw to many people over! Also my dealing for heads up only one went past the first stage! However I mostly screwed the ITB boys over :(

Yip  very unlucky that was me that stole your chips  8)

But well played all night and thx for dealing on the table  :)up

cupcake down on his knees beggng me to say 'ken'. i told him glasweigens dont say ken and he begged all the more  :D
brian wilson and cupcake on their knees to londonpokergirl. i cant remeber what they were pleading for  rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao

Sue H on the final table


"Well Sue, you are in the money now"

"Am I? I've never played for money before. RHM taught me and we played for chocolate. If I win maybe I'll buy a new outift"

What a Character

LOL yes you did take his chips - funny hand being when i dealt and you end up all in against shortstack with Q 10 on a board of QJ 2 2 and Shortstack has Q9...

Shortstack then says "split it up" and of course on the river i deal a killer 10. LOL

the look of delight on cupcakes' face when I told him he was the BB moving to the rookie's table.....


the pies  :D yum!

the steaks yum yum  :D

the look on tikay's face when cupcake switched the telly over from sky sports to an adult channel in mid comp.......

there was nothing wrong with your hair. is that why your hood was up all night. i thought that was just to hide yourself away. that and the earphones you didnt have on :D
thanks for dealing me some cracking hands

mad

Meeting "InTheBelly".
Turned around to see him tip a glass of vodka redbull over me.
Thanks ! He let me borrow his shades tho, good guy!
Also seen him in McDonalds at 6:30am this morning looking lost and confused, just like at the poker table then :-p

The winner breaking the trophy, lol !!!

Markpenn from Glasgow Poker School bubbling, lol !!!

Mel threatening to spank me, eek  :o

and ofcourse "that green stuff" everyone was drinking, vile!

inthebelly everytime shouting  you're rubbish at top of his voice

brian bloody wilson shafting me 3 times in the tournament and then cracking my aces in heads up with 10 3 offsuit  grrr  brian you bugger ;)

cupcake and brian on their knees to me pleading for forgiveness against the horrendous 1 outers but after a few more vodka and redbulls later all forgiven, just a gentle slap everynow and then when I saw him

madasahatstand love ya ;)  saying I looked 10 years younger  top bird :)

erm  .... bit hazy most of evening   but BUSTY GANG winning Heads up again

No hotel so I couldnt straighten it and do it nice lol!

The hood was up listening to music so I could try and find that happy place I had found when I had chips!!

the comedian provided by Hamilton accies pre comp


toes curl, ground open up to swallow, blush, wish was million miles away.....

Ever had that feeling of your heart ripped out?

yes cupcake did it to me but i walked onto it. a lesson learned. boooooooooooooooo

Hee hee.. fair play to you dale for managing to put up with him! Chilli London Poker Girl too... even worse must have been when him and Cupcake was at the table!!! :P

Aftershocks all round on that table from what i remember?? Every time i turn round i see you guys downing a glass each lol.
We ended up losing inthebelly to be honest! He is still makin his way home at the mo via train and we left in the van middayish - popped round to parkhead on route and bought myself a celtic shirt :P

In the executive boxes at Hamilton for Sunday lunch, RFC watching Hearts against Rangers. But on Ceefax only.

Sheriff knocking out Tikay on the first hand of the Hamilton comp. Me dealing.

Chilli showing me tikay's passport photo`

brian Wilson...on noticing that cupcake was wearing a paisley shirt...and being told the pattern was paisley

"What's Paisley got to do with Scotland then?"

nice choice of shirts rookie

and that was your mate that done it too .. hmmm some pal  :D

newmanseye "playing" football

Yep - that was the thanks i gave him for dealing me AA vs QQ earlier in the tournie and holding up!! :P

newmanseye shouting he was the table captain after taking a huge pot from brian

Was that just before Rosy showed him who's boss?? :P

madas thinking I was Kev


more worryingly Mrs C handing me my blonde hockey shirt

"Here you are"

"thanks"

"No problem Kev"

see we all make mistakes rotflmfao rotflmfao

NOOOO Mel thats me stuck with that image for good now

 :o :o :o :o :o only kidding

especially when we are both sylphlike creatures feted as the belle of the ball.

What made me laugh was when all folded round to the shortstacked Jen on the button who moves all in.. After some thought the rather large stack Rod Paradise raises all in over the top and Rosy sitting on the big blind (who has Rod covered) then immediately reaches for his large chips and counts to call! We all see Rods face drop and Rosy folds after nearly giving Rod a heart attack, as he only had AJ ! :P

Chilli's kilt!

Tight End explaining the intricacies of the 'squeeze play' Tikay had just put on me (and I think Bradley was the other victim?).

I played horribly but I did manage to get small pots off Tikay and Aces, which was nice.

Yes that was fun watching chilli try and struggle up the stairs with such a short kilt! :P

Being a true gentleman, I of course averted my eyes.  0:-)

yeaaaaaaaa right LOL

I can honestly say...


I turned round to look! lol. Wasnt facing the stairs but made sure i was looking at them everytime i heard someone shout for chips upstairs!!

 my highlight was beating Tikay and Aces in a couple of pots early on in the sceond flight. 10s against 8s with Tikay 9 10 against 9 ? with Aces.

 lowlight was losing to Aces when he was all - in with Qs aginst my As he hit a straight on the river and crippled me.

 flopping nut flush with A5 and losing to runner runner full house against Moritzey.

 and the football which we wont speak about .

 thouroughly enjoyed myself the whole day and ill definitely be at the next bash. cheers to all

Always good to have one spare incase you run out of bog roll.  :D

 :blonde: of the bash
watching final table and asking newmanseye  who bubbled when he was talking to someone

it was him he was talking too
he must of thought .. what a git rub it in
sorry didnt know

10JQKA Looked so comftorbable at that final table, a deserving winner.  ;applause;

Rosy itb and Teacake did really well too.

My favorite piss-head of the bash has to be that in the belly. He'll still be over the legal limit to drive on Wednesday.

So many characters and personalities at the bash.

Sue H is my new hero.

 rotflmfao rotflmfao

Has ITB got home safely yet? Did you really abandon him?

I want to hear this story :)

Got to agree with you there tank
Sue played a great game for only her 4th live one
And cheers to Robert HM for bringing her up .. what a nice person she is to  8) 8)

well it all strted out very peaceful.... in one of the photos you can see he is sober as a judge with b/fcousinkev. he got himself psyched up and starting haranging his opposition (in a jovial way) and before long the whole club was his opposition..lol. i kid but he did give all the pros a hard time. no real shake downs though

thats about it :-X

My heads up match with Scottish Dave.  My first match of the evening and sooo wanted to beat him.  It was one of those tense, level pegging all the way jobbies until the final hand i smugly move all in with my two pair 6's and 9's to find Dave Calling immediately with his two pair 8's and 9's  >:(  We played a sit and go later and spent the whole time yapping like school girls.  GREAT chap.

There was a lad on my table, think his name was TOMTOM?  He didnt say a word the whole comp (well it was a bit difficult seeing as Inthebelly took every exhale of breath as a chance to shout  :D)  I asked him if he was alright and he said yeah but totally card dead.  Next hand he got AA and got called by pre-mentioned, very drunk by now ITB with 55 one spade.  Flop came 3 spades and the whole table just knew what was gonna happen.  Spade on the river!!  Really felt for the lad but a memorable moment non the less.

El Blondie asking me along with tikay to do the chip run for the first flight.  I jumped at the chance to be helpful instead of just smoozing and drinking, and for some reason the 3 tables at the top of the steep stairs kept wanting chips.  I go upstairs to be greeted with "not really"  ;tk;  Oh well, at least i had tights on and tikay was miffed at the fact that his tray remained full and mine nearly emptied.  Jeezz, he is even competitive in the who gives out the most chips comp!

Brian Wilson putting his WSOP bracelet on me and saying keep it on for a while.  I display it disgracefully in peoples faces every time i gave them chips and Rod shouting at me to not wear it as anyone who has ever wore it had never won a hand since!  So it rubbed it across his arm and he was not happy!  

Us girls winning the heads up comp. Fantasitc display from ALL team members.   Never an apter rename of our group in the "The Busty Gang"   :D  WOW

Loads more i'm sure but a little hazy due to being drunk, sobering up, drunk again, and then VERY sober and tired by the end.  Wiked weekend again with a mega cool group of people.

RFC saying to me that he was tired (not drunk) due to a day of drinking and said he could go 10 mars bars. i just happened to have a cream egg in my bag and offered it to him. he refused. he didnt need the chocolate that bad after all   rotflmfao or maybe he just doesnt like cream eggs..lol

I dont mad they are instant toothace too me

but didnt want to show weekness at the table  :D

I win title of most tired blonde member surely!!

Lots of competition for that one shortstack.

Some v tired fockers still going large as we speak.

I've wimped oot and am going to my bed.

Heid,

Yes we did abandon him! He got the train then coach then taxi, to his car which he then drove home. He turned up about 1 1/2 hours ago!

 :D

Blooming heck, I bet he had some choice words for you!

I bet the people on the train aren't too keen on ya either LOL!

Heehee.. he was fine! Although very tired (I can hear him snoring from his bedroom at the mo!!) Not as bad as Shieldsy's snoring in the back of the van though!  :D

did he play the final of the Paddy power?

If we are talking about shortstack then yes he did, but he took a rather early exit i think!

How can you even try and claim that?? You slept on the way down in the back of the van... And you slept all the way home, not even getting out at the services!! lol.. I am pretty sure there were more hardcore than that!

Had a great time at the BB and was nice to put names to faces.  It was my first ever Live game and a great way to get involved in a friendly atmosphere.. heres some of fave moments

Knocking out inthebelly  <grin>

watching all the blondes trying to crawl under the carpet in Hamilton when the comedian came on  CRINGE OF THE YEAR.

Gatso dealing to me and wee tomatoes in the heads up and me betting out of turn about six times (sry guys and thanks for your patience)

going out in around 15th place in my first tournament (hehe I sense a fiver going to p4c for my story)   

 trying to find my mobile phone which was in my jacket somewhere in a pile in the cloakroom.. Rhowena rang my number and we could hear it ringing but still couldnt find it for ages and ended up under a pile of jackets and unable to see for tears of laughter.

was great to meet you all and look fwd to BB3..I reckon we should book the comedian for that ,  whatya think?

The comedian was Not blonde compliant!

Next time book RED DOG

nah Red-Dog you should have been here for one of your stories :)

Shortstack you are no way winner of the least sleep,    3 hours in 48hours and still playing poker :)   and i'm old bird hehe

The comedian was so bad, it was funny again.

My highlight of the bash: Dealing newmanseye and tikay heads-up .. according to table-talk I must have dealt both of them Aces each hand .. pure comedy

Madasahatstand thinking I had a scottish accent :D - but then I always thought her nickname was her actual name and she was indian ...

Playing the rookie heads-up. Plenty of bragging rights gained there

ITB past 10pm on Saturday. 'nuff said.

The whole weekend was excellent and was nice to meet and have a laugh with a lot of people from here. i think it shows how great this forum is when people come from all over to play.

Like most people I remeber inthebelly shouting, especially when he shorting at someone who was walking past he did not know until they turn around and for him to inform them they were rubbish. He knocked over nearly as much as he drank which was a lot. Think that was the only think that stoped him getting alcohol posioning.

Getting knocked out of the tournment with KQ when alfa 666 had 74 on a 44K board. If your going to be knocked out thats the best hand to lose to I suppose.

Ironside being undefeated againsed Tikay. Think one of the games he had not played before and still won on the third hand.

I'll start from the very beginning...

> Meeting Billy (newmanseye) at last! Top bloke. ~ Thanks for the lift :)
>Going to hotshots only to find it 'closed until further notice' then thetanks notice "BLONDEITES! Cock up, meet us in Frankie and Bennys, or go home"
> Dave knocking me out of the £20rebuy tourney on friday night... some mate he is! ;)
> WINNING the £10 sit and go on friday night, got heads up with Tanky and he was chip leader, but no worries, I stole all his chippies but he didn't seem to mind too much! (really he is a bit miffed cos he got beaten by a girl!)
> Watching the Sat morning footy... even though Scotland lost :( .. I still got to watch the boys sweat! Had a good laugh with Solver too, we were supposed to be supporting our teams but had much more fun laughing at people falling over, which leads me to the next...
> Billy slipping over then having a dirty patch on just one bum cheek!
> Arriving at the blondebash on Sat afternoon and receiving MY OWN (not Daves) namebadge... wooo! - then I lost it :(
> Getting knocked out by the tank... another one that claims to be my friend! ;) I mean, calling my all in with his AQ, whatta fish!
> Meeting In The Belly - thats an experience I'll never forget, true gent until he gets pissed, then all he says to people is "Oi... You're rubbish!"
> Meeting some of the blondites I haven't yet met such as madasahatstand, yt, scottm, 4kingnutz (nasty nasty boy! :P), solver, alfa666, div, timaloy, chilli, justjo, jinky, and loads of other people but im struggling to remember so forgive me if I forgot you.

> Heads Up No1. Timaloy. I'd been warned about him, been told he was a very good player and that i'd probably struggle. I sat down and felt fine, my plan was to start aggressive and thats what I did. Raised frquently and he folded. The winning hand was A7 (which ironically is the hand I went out of the main event with) Timaloy raised to 200 (blinds 50/100) so I called. Flop 7 4 A, two pair, woo hoo, a small cheeky bet of 400...after a long think Timaloy raised to 1100 which I called. Turn 6. I bet and after another long agonising think Timaloy went all in, I instantly called and Timaloy turned over his A10, river 3 and bye bye Timaloy. Well played though, and sorry ;)

> Heads Up No2. Royal Flush. I don't want to play, I feel ill and I'm tired, and it just got worse when I look over and see flushy waiting for me, I've got to play him heads up. Arrrrgggghhh! I was sh*t scared to say the least, but had the same technique as last time and started off aggressively, had got quite a good stack, flushy only had around 1000 chips so used that to his advantage and kept going all in. I didn't have the hands to call with until the 4th-ish time he went all in, I had J2 of spades, I had a good feeling so I called. Flushy had an Ace. 2 spades in the flop and a spade on the turn, FLUSH, no spade on the river so I win! Ayaaaaaaaar! I tell you, I felt amazing...I was buzzing! Next...

> Heads Up No3. Scottm. Same technique at last time, but oh dear, he has beaten me to it, he is raising near every hand. Ooooopsie. I turn the tables around and start to bully him. we end up with Scottm all in with QA vs my JJ, the jacks hold up and I've won! Now I really am feeling great, I couldn't quite believe how well I was doing.

> Heads Up No4. Rosyitb (babyface!) Sat down and shortstack (dealer) asks if he can call me anything else but Poppet because he feels weird saying it. Yes, Sophie is fine :) First hand I have A4, right, I'm gonna raise this... rosyitb raises to 1000 pre-flop, and I call. Flop is A23 so I have a draw and aces, ALL IN, rosy turns over A9 and my 5 doesn't come. I'm out first hand. Doh!

> THE BUSTY GANG/THE GIRLIES have won the heads up challenge. Ayaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar!!!

> The sit and go that I played on saturday night, two to my right is 4kingnutz, again! Its been an ongoing thing all weekend, he keeps raising, especially on my big blind, great...hes back. Next to me is inthebelly, hmmmm, drunk as a skunk, should be ok. On the left is alfa666...neutral. Across the table is Mr 74 aka Brian Wilson...fish fish fish :) then top jock scottish dave and chilli pepper. Jeez, I'm up against some fishy-raising-rather-good players. I call a small raise with 78 of spades, flop is 3 spades, Brian Wilson is all in with his two top pair and I win...result! Manage to last the whole game. 3 handed is myself, alfa666 and 4kingnutz. I manage to knock 4kingnutz out when he raises with his 77, I go all in and he calls, asks if I have a big pair and I say HUGE...AA - GET IN!! heads up, alfa and I, he is CL... but he got the same treatment as tanky the day before, I stole all his chippies too and won!

> I even did well as pokerchip tiddlywinks vs jinky and thetank. Well done to Tank that managed to get his chip on the dealer button... nice hand and well played :D

> I go over to see how Billy is doing and OMG, he has sooooooooo many chips. Well done for 9th place, I knew you'd do well.

> Finally getting Scottish Daves sticker!

I had an absolutely wonderful time even though I had a bad tummyache since early saturday morning. Met some amazing people and was reunited with my good friends! Sad to be home because I really did have a great time. Thank you to everyone that helped organise it *claps*. So whens BB3? :D

Poppet xxx

Emerging victorious from hand 1 of the Hamilton comp, doubling up and knocking out Tikay in the process.

Needed a re-draw to do it too -   Qh Qd vs  Jc Ts on a flop of  Kc Qc 6c, at which point all the money goes in and the Poker425 cameras arrive.

Turn is a 9, giving Tikay the straight.

Tighty then duly delivers on my request to "pair the board" by dealing a 6 on the river.  Good man!

Other highlights - knocking Brian Wilson out of tonights event after several earlier failed attempts, Tighty's MSN escapades on someone else's login, winning the quiz as part of Team Testosterone and meeting a load more Blondites!

Lowlights - 2 shortstack all-ins with 'perfect' timing.  Comp 1 - KTo runs into Aces on my immediate left.  Comp 2 - A9o runs into Snoopy's KK on my immediate left.  Needless to say, I didn't win either hand!

Sheriff

The whole thing was great and to everyone who spoke to me was great to meet you all.. I need to start posting here more often great lil community here.

Didn't quite live up to my 25/1 odds in the comp LOL.

For me.

meeting tighty , Mad , Tikay RobertHM and the folks.

Never realised that tighty had a "To the manor Born" accent....almost doffed me cap if `id have been wearing one.
Sue was lovely as a person and i thought she was sharking it at first until i realised she genuinly actually had played very little - what a star...the rest of the table gave her uber respect..
Mad was llovely and lovely in that order...smiled and apologised whilst flushing me ... :D
Moritzey....nice guy for a welshman.
RFC was smiling and as friendly as could be..top bloke.
Monkey boy Matt....nice bloke not a banana in sight...
other than that just great to put names to the bottom of beer glasses and shake a few hands..

You think that was a bit of a tell then??  :blonde:

Sex.

Playing a sit and go with two flops until 6.30 on Monday morning....that was confusing, then Cupcake and I taking Brian to the airport instead of going to bed. Feeling sick in the cab on the way back. We are now sitting in easyinternet reading all the bash stuff because wse dare'nt go to bed and miss our 12 o clock train.

Cincy's is a great place to play cards, the staff were first class.

How nice are the people on here?

The Tank is sitting at home reading the forum and sees that we are suffering in the internet cafe and pops down to see us.

Thanks mate, we have latte'd up and are ready for the final push.

For me it was ITB giving verbal to just about everyone who passed by him.  Top bloke!

Almost seeing my KK stand up against Brian's AQ only for him to river and Ace.  That would just have been a sweet moment had that held up.

Some cracking patter on show. 

Roll on Blonde Bash 111. 

Lets not get ahead of ourselves. We'll see how the next 108 go first.

Ok lets just get number 3 sorted!!!

nice

- Watching Matt and Flushy playing a heads up match using the Brian's WSOP bracelet as the button.

- Seeing Tikay doing one of his "misreads" - he raises - the rest of the table folds - he claims it was JJ however the rest of the table grab his cards to see the more realistic J4o.

- Playing my HU match against Hartlepool Fan for 75 mins before my KK v AQ stands up to scrape the win.

It sounds like you all had a wonderful time - I so wish I could have made it :( Roll on the next one...

High moments:

Sitting at a table with the rookie
Glasgow bandit turning down a cheese and ham toastie saying he was waiting for the ham and cheese one.(dunno why i found it so funny just did).
Playing my hu match surrounded by the opposing team but getting my own back by letting them know that no my card protector wasn't bought by FPP's. ;) (I still lost gg ScottM)
Chopping a sng 4 ways :D
The random chants of Rubbish, In the belly!!


Low Moments:
Busting out of the main tournament running my 9's into Queens (nhSheriff).
Hearing someone moan constantly about cincinattis, the comp's blind structure loud enough so everyone could hear <yawn>

other random musings.

the wee pies were lovely....dont know how they shrunk them to that size though.
Suited Jock was not wearing a suit.
Teacake did not bring one
Does ironside get tikay to keep after 5-0...

robert hm for not being outrageous in his comments when i forgot to log off one of the pc`s....cold sweat for a minute.

Was needed to deal but was dead hungry, needed some food before I fell over. Can't really eat and deal at the same time but the plan was to have a hot dog and chips next to me for when someone had a big all-in desicion.

There was a chappy at the table who'd name escapes me. (sorry) He was a dweller. Liked to make a big deal out of folding pre-flop in unopened pots etc.

I was delighted he was at the table.
Instead of getting the odd chip every now and then in my mouth, i was able to have a nibble every hand  :D

Cheers manny whos name I cannae mind.  :)up

First :blonde: moment... In the Pub across from Cincins Sat at 12:30 - Tank shows us the trophy, I get my picture taken with it, holding it in front of me while I'm wearing a white top..... glass trophy, white shirt - I look like I'm proudly holding nothing!!!!  >:? :dontask:

ahem ..only photograph with the trophy in one bit.

that for me was the true comedy moment...15 off hours of poker ends with a fawlty towers moment wi the trophy in 2 bits...i think akqj1- was mortified but it was hilarious...and he played great.

I really dont know where to start, So many great moment and so many great blondites.

A few of the great moments that you just wished you had it on video were

Sue m after being asked "what will you do if you make the money"  the reply nearly floored Teacake and I "We get money!!!!  Ooohh I might buy a new outfit". What a classy lady, so much fun at the poker table.

Sat on a table with Tony Chessa, Cupcake, Aces Trumper, and the Rookie all on my right  in that order, and everyone trying to wrestle the Table Captaincey ( sp ) from the Rookie.  

Quote from the rookie after I decimated his stack,
Rookie  "why did ya wake up with aces? "

Me " Don't moan about it, I bought you a tostie."

Rookie " you know where you can shove that toastie!!!"

Meeting Ginger at long last, although i was gutted not to see the pigtails, however I had to lend her my lucky dollar on a few occassions when she was down to the felt, only to have her make the comback that the lucky dollar ensures.

Just Jo and londonpokergirl, we had so much fun in the Hamilton comp, the fish on our table had no chance, too funny for words.

Tighty and I wandering about the top end of the room as far away from the "cough " comedy act that was laid on, so bad and so non blonde it was unreal, the moment when Tighty and i stared at each other in utter disbelief as this blokes cringeathon.

The starting table at Sunday nights comp was a doozy, I had to pull in a favour to get moved to it, we had Tighty, Darkhorse, Cupcake, Teacake, Tikay, Ginger, Scottishdave, Newmanseye and 2 local fish. It was an education to sit at that table, although no one could quite believe that Tikay was the chip leader!!!, first time ever as tighty said.

Playing Tikay heads up was a riot, He is such a gent and a great laugh, Its a first for me to meet someone with table talk to rival my own.

The big highlight I suppose had to be making the final table of BB2 main event, I was chuffed that I played well enough to make it and to have the Rookie DONATE his chips only sweetened the deal.

I had a great time and I hope I did'nt offend anyone with my table talk, Its all fun for me and this has been a fantastic poker and social weekend.

Notice i never mentioned the footie!!

You just did!

AWWW... booger!

very well played on sat billy,  Aspades Th just wasnt lucky on that final table!

Cheers mate, Well done on making it deep in to the money.

Cincins - Great venue. Lovely atmosphere and a great place for playing cards. Nice to see some faces from the forum.

Things to forget. Losing to Ironside in the heads-up (in minutes) accompanied by him shouting "Championies!" Thanks for that! :D

Along with everyone else, I'd just like to say a BIG thank you to all the Staff at  Cinncinnatti's for their hard work.

To Dave (Elblondie), Tony (Tikay),and all the other Moderators for their sustained efforts to make everything run smoothly.

Special mention to, Chilli, for her continual chatter.
                                     Ironside for his genorousity.
                                     The guy from Plynouth, who shared my taxi on Sat night/ Sun morning, who offered all the help needed when my battery ran out on my chair.
                                      Madasahatstand, a lovely kind person.
                                      ITB.........a real laugh, need I say more..
                                      Rod Paradise,who relived me of my chips,in the tourny.When my JJ allin reraise met his AK which rivered a J to complete his straight.
                                     
All the other blondities I met,both as new friends or to rekindle old acquaitances..

It was a great time in Glasgow, I ca'nt wait to comeback to this friendly city. 8)

I have to put this down.......

After abandoning turny.. the itb lads were having a tour of glasgow. We pop into William Hills and have a little gamble. 10's in on the roullete machine. 4 of us in (Myself, TOMTOM, Lightbreeze and Shieldsy.)

The way we was doing it was that we each took it in turns to do a spin each betting 5 pound at a time. Weve been in there about 25 mins now and turned our 40 into 120 by doing it this way. Meanwhile Rosy is watching and getting a bit bored. When we have  a  few bad spins and end up down to 65. We then tilt.. Sod it we say, lets put the lot on one spin! So, we have 15 each to choose our numbers on the one spin. I always cover Number 8, 11 and 15 mainly,.. Shieldsy does 7 and 23. Lightbreeze covers 36 neighbours. and Tomtom just acts as though he is playing a piano when covering any  part of the board.

Tomtom presses the buttonto hopefully rol in a big number................................. Green 0. Our heads drop.. all we have on this is a lucky on pound split that tomtom put on whilst playing the piano! 18 pounds back for that. so it all goes on again. We all cover our numbers and decide rosy was the lucky one of the weekend so he should press it for us. He presses it and spins in a lovely number (cant remember what one it was!) but it bumped us back up to that 68 pounds again!!

So, again it all goes on again. Everyone one ready?Everyone covered there numbers? - nope, Shieldsy (known for his way of words) has one last thing to say before rosy presses the button... he says

"If you spin in number 23 here ill give you a blowy!".. And away we go. Rosy presses the button (unsure whether he wants the blowy or not!) and round that ball goes. We all know it is close to the magical part of the board... 8, 23, 30, 36, 11... any of which are good numbers! Slower it goes and the look of excitement on everyones face. It bounces into nmber 8 and bounces out again! And drops into









23!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS... what a spin! and rosy is the hero once again! he has done it, our est number on the board (11 pound on the nose and some on splits) mean we have turned our 40 quid into 450!! Get in. After plenty of shouting and hugging we then look at shieldsy who bends down on his knees and goes to open rosy buttons! rosy quickly backs off! lol...

But what a number and what  a classic comment! We dont yet know whether shieldsy has provided rosy with a blowy or not yet,i suppose we will never know! (unless someone wants to ask shieldsy!?)

By the way, we quickly cash out the 450 and split it, giving rosy a cut for his hard work too :P

A gentleman never tells  ;)

Played beside Rosy for quite a while at BBII. Good player & good guy to have at the table.

Although he did make me look a mug with his reaching for chips to go over the top of my all-in call.  :D It's that baby-faced butter wouldn't melt look that means you can't tell if he's meaning it. :blonde:

Haha yes.. classic moment, just seeing your face drop like that!!  :D

Guess I need to work on my poker face & table image.  :D

OMG what an amazing weekend i had, hardly any sleep just managed to catch up on it now!!!
I have to start off with arriving at Glasgow, fiirst person to meet was Billy(newmanseyes) what a lovely guy, But i must call him BILLY WHIZZ!!! Should become a rally driver!thanks for the lift  8)

At arriving to hotel, we had wait for Tank to pick us up, Poppet shouting " Theres Tank hes coming, i can tell by the way he walks& smokes"

Tank what a great funny guy, total blown a way!!!
 
Get to cincins so many lovely people there, we all played in the £20 rebuy game, I had Brian Wilson on my table, second hand in i get aces and hes in the pot with me, i flop trips to, The geezer was pure entertainment 8)

Mrs C what a lovely lady had a good chat and giggle,

Saturday night what a great tournement, first flight i was cold cards all the way, but managed to get in for the 2nd flight, played well,
Managed to triple up when all in without a shown down!!! (i moved in for 3k, young lad reraises allin, other fellor thinks forever and folds, the reraiser mucked his cards to, forgetting i was in the hand, thats the easiest pot i won alnight,) i played hard and made it down to the last 3 tables, until some guy thought his j10h was good enought to call my re raise. i had jacks, he flop 4 to a flush, and called it in on the river. All Scottish daves fought!!!
So now its my heads up match to play, which i need to win the decider to take us though to next round, won it! smashed it,
i won all my 4 headsup comps, Jo played the last game, no pressure! she played it so well, chilli won her comps with class, poppet well she was on such a buzz when she won her first match, she then won the next 2 games(plenty of screams and cheers)
Mel you got unlucky against Brian, but we all done very well smashing the men!!!

Just meeting everyone was great, welldone to the organizers :)up
Well done to the staff at cincins, the waiter, what a lovely sweet polite guy, it was just brillant 8)


P.S Just Jo i bet that keys still there?

Did she really? - did she win all her games?

Yes, team game this one Dave.

Or so I kept trying to tell Ironside.

the games she won she did 8)

how many did she win, and how many did she lose?

she won 3 didnt she?

not sure, but the more she wins the happier i am as the better it makes me look

Did you beat chilli?
OH i didnt want to mention all  my 4 victims, but know your naming them .....Jinxy..jen...ITB....Big Tomatoes, classic :D

.......or the Heads Up   ;scarymoment;


Jo xx

I knew i would'nt escape that one, But yes Jo gave me a hiding in the HU game, To say I was speachless for the only time over the weekend would be an understatement.

It was really great meeting you Jo, I look forward to the next one so I can have my revenge!!

Sorting the 'locked out of the hotel' problem:

Ruthless:  I've got 2 keys on this fob, maybe ones for the front door

Just Jo:  Try it then

Ruthless : S**T, I cant get it out

2 days later, and the key was still in the lock, Classic!


 :blonde:


Snoopy Bad beating the entire Final Table in Hamilton, and being booed (ur all mean!)   ;goodvevil;

right here goes.was going to write one big list but keep getting sidetracked so will post em as i remember....


beating the scots at football after arriving and not having any sleep! 26-5 and i scored 3 times in first 5 mins!

scottish guys were fantastic, never gave in, no nastyness (there downfall they should kicked the young uns lol) i swapped sides with 15 mins to go.
scottish dave and big tomatoes looked like they could play a bit and all the rest tried real hard. newmanseyes, 4kingnutz, decider and mr burns  :respect: to u all.
mr burns kicking me by accident then apologising every time  :D if he new what id be like back at the club i bet he wouldve kicked me harder  :D

thanks to poppet and solver for there support and to tightend a great goalkeeper and throughly nice bloke!

more soon lol

onto the club and im signing in and the door opens in comes ironside!

what a character, had great chat about among other things about wheelchair basketball at next blonde bash.
fixed his puncture for him and then watched him trounce tikkay heads up.


chilli pepper, wow what a girl. had great chat with her whilst slowly getting drunk, then when drunk on her table decided to tell everyone i got her number! poor girl must gone home changed every number she has!
she took my abuse well and just smiled at me (what a smile) while inside she wanted to kill me!

ericstoner another true gent who listened to all the drivel that came out my mouth and still tried to talk to me  :respect:


boyfriendscousins kev another one to chat to me at length, great guy


cupcake...........

the only guy on my level. mad as a hatter and my best friend after 5 mins knowing him
 :D

I have not got a memoir to post as i did not attend.. but if there is a bb2regret.. it was missing meeting Ericstoner....

my table for drinking for after every couple hands we had shots.

alpha666 top bloke great hair great fun

londonpokergirl.. drunk as much as the guys and laughed more than most with me(or was it at me  :D)

dale.. spilt a drink all over him st8 away. great laugh and borrowed my sunnies for rest off the night.

tomtomitb.... after embaressing him the whole time i then busted his AA with 55  sorry mate.

everyone else who was om my table i thank you including jinky who helped me bad beat a few before my luck run out!

he really is a great guy and very funny also.

moritzy a lovely young guy who didnt know what hit him til he met me. could see him looking n cringing at me a few times but was always up for a laugh.

newmanseyes... what a cheeky smile and very gunny guy.

solver... also had a few beers but conducted himself a little quieter than me ... top guy.

ordering drinks and food from dave colclough every time he walked by my table.

i must have got extremely tedious but he just shrugged it off with the occassional put down! but always with a smile on his face.

 rotflmfao rotflmfao

how could i forget?

the tank throughly nice guy and a pleasure to meet him.


glasgow bandit... kept telling him he was the man (probably cos hes  a big guy n didnt wanna upset him  :D) a great laugh

rod paradise.. good fun although couldnt help thinking he was a waiter with that shirt on!

Watching the final table with various others on the steps,as so called PLAYERS tried to bluff Sue H and seeing there faces as she called  :D.

Me and Canuk agreeing to give the game up is she won with 10 left then changing our minds when 5 left  ;goodvevil;.

Sue was a STAR and great fun to watch fantastic.

My primate poker buddy making the FT way to go Monkey Boy  :)up.

InTheBelly & Cupcake seeing who could win the loudest Southerner Award .

Hotshots was Great  :D.

Tank in his Saturday Night Fever suit very swish  :o.

Any many more great time   ;karabiner; ;letsparty; ;karabiner;

Asking for a pint of snake bite and black at the bar and being served a cider with ice, a lager and blackcurrent....in seperate glasses.

Realising that after 2 pints of snakebite in 10 mins it was prob best to take the car back to the hotel.

Sitting and playing at such a fun table.

Buying the first round of luminous shots (still wondering why i started that as it really did clash with my shirt and snakebite lol)

Knocking Giest out the tourny with 74 off (sorry).

Being told i was rubbish and then calling (and winning) ITB's all in call with jack high??

Beating Dave C heads up (first hand??) my kicker for the pair of 5's was slightly higher i think? lol

Convincingly being charitable to Poppet by letting her take my 6-1 chip lead to take the sit and go win.

Playin Chilli's kilt ..i mean Chilli heads up...not quite sure of the result as i cant see to rem looking at my cards at all lol Joking

Chatting to ironside in the early hours.

But most of all meeting a great crowd of friendly funny people.

Thanks to all.

finally got home 1/2 hour ago and read this thread, think I'll leave all the others for when I wake up in the morning. only about 10 hours sleep since thursday so I think it's time for bed soon.

another fantastic weekend meeting up with many old faces and even more new ones, thanks to everyone for making BB2 a great event.

just a few memories, I'm sure there's more to follow along with a few of my photos.

-sue hitting runner runner nut flush only to find rod had hit a runner runner straight flush on the first hand of an STT
-officiating the inaugral blonde chip curling contest
-Bobby1 turning up an hour late for sunday's £40 comp and then managing to blow 8000 chips in 2 hands
-a very bizzarre 6 seater sit and go at 3 o'clock monday morning. £20 buy in but ended with £280 in the prizepool as some fishy american guy busted out first hand and we had to give him a chance so it became a rebuy. ended in a final hand with tikay and cupcake heads up with their cards stuck on their foreheads
-tighty's MSN antics. top work
-sitting at a table full of scots in the sunday night comp and finding that everyone in glasgow has the nickname 'bigman'
-worldclass speechplay at every table I sat at for 3 days
-the look on ironside's face when he finally arrived with his puncture on the friday night only to discover that the bar had just shut

many more to come I'm sure.

and what a great venue cincins is

lol, what a game, the two flop hold em gave me headache.

I really enjoyed meeting Ironside and sharing a table(and his chips) with him at the Accies game on Sunday. We had a great laugh and he played really well.

I have to admit to making probably the most insensitive banter of the weekend, when in a hand that Ironside had just re raised me pre flop again I said to Ironside 'If you are like me I bet you havent won a race for ages'

He tapped is wheelchair and just laughed, Top man.

rotflmfao  typical ironside

meeting flushy and ginger great people worked so hard with the heads up ... thank you

unfortunatly flushy was a regular reciever of the "your rubbish" chant. :respect:

snoopy..... great guy always got a permanant grin... very funny   :D

Almost forgot this one: My final SNG at Hamilton with Jen, Geist, RFC, The Rookie and a few more. Probably the most fun I had playing in a long time. Lots of table banter by the rookie for the first three minutes, before Mo(?) relieved him of all his chips. Heads up against Geist was a blast, too. Pushing all-in after seeing only one card (a nine) and his instant-call with 47o/s, gotta love it. Thanks a lot to RFC for offering to drop me at the airport just so I could finish the game. Legend!

- talking to cambo after being out in the 1st flight of the ME, both of us going to DC, asking him how many runners were left.. "so far there are only two out". Well, off to the bar then.

Hi all,

 Well that was fun !!!, First of all may i apologise for my some of my loud,brash,pisstaking,blind stealing antic's , i only wish i could blame it on the drink, however i'm afraid i cant as i'm always like this......and it's my cross to bare and i have to live with it. So if i've offended anybody over the weekend or i was a little in your face at the table i couldn't care f*cking less. :D

One of the first fellows i met on saturday was Inthebelly......what a truely amazing chap , this guy must have fell out of the tree a few times at a very early age...no no no, that's not enough ......on the way to the hospital the ambulance must have crashed into a brick wall as well !!!! :D. When i grow up i want to be just like him. I think i'll be drinking with him at the next bash, two peas in a pod spring to mind.( i'm suprised i have any friend's at all).

So in the main event i'm sat with Scottish Dave, Robert HM, and Madasahatstand(the best looking woman both sides of the Glasgow bridge i'm sure) upstairs and i'm behaving myself for the first hour or so untill the drink starts to work it's magic (this only takes a few as i dont drink that often) . I manage to knock over two drinks and ask a waitress called Ginger if she could get us some drinks.
Then after about 30 mins off being busy shall we say, i  raise UTG and a chap comes over the top All in with a real hand and i'm priced in to call, he flips over  Aspades  Jh and i  flip over  6d  2c everybody starts laughing and i somehow lose.

However it gets worse as i raise the 5th time on the trot and a Mrs Madasahat seems to think that i'm picking on her ( i wasn't picking on you , just everybody ) well now that she's picked up a hand , Mrs Mad has told me she's had enough and calls......now i cant remember what bag of spanners that i raised with , but as the hand play's out , i'm well behind and want out ,but naturally with all in the chips in the middle. I use the old chestnut , If you fold i'll show you my hand tactic to no avail, as this tuff cookie was going nowhere !!. So i use my foolproof backup plan and use my sexual magnatasism, I stand up and say " If you fold i'll show you my cards and i'll let you have sex with me"..............she folded i think.  :D

In the £40 Sunday comp i'm at a really good table with a lovely friendly feel to it with some good players, Tightend,Ginger,Scottish Dave,Teacake,
Newmanseye,and the one and only TK.
Now after about 10 mins Tightend starts to show me his hands from the muck after i've folded my hand , he's showing the likes of AJ,AT,KQ,KJs,JT and the likes , usually after someone has brought it in for a raise and a following call in early-mid postion, then asking "would you have folded that John?". I would then give him my answer and he'd nod his head in acknowledgement, this happened about 4 times before i thought something was up, as his constant run off the mill questions i was finding increasingly interfering with my table watching.
I asked him "why are you asking me questions that you already know the answers to" then not even waiting for a reply , the penny dropped !!!!, you're checking my game out.......he then winked and we both smiled. :D.

Now that's a classy player, and i thank Mr tightend for adding another weapon to my arsenal. (which i've now shared with you lot......Doh )

Finally getting to meet so many more blondites for the first time: Scottm, geist, canuck, newmanseye, patman, justjo, north angel, div, RFC, zispin, richpav, billdoor, baldy taggs, solver, 4kingnutz, ruthless, sue h, tinsel town, fruity69, the itb "mob" and anyone else who's name momentarily is escaping me :)

apologies i didnt maybe get chance to speak to as many of you as i would have liked, there were so many more but between dealing and playing i didnt get to mingle as much as i would have liked.

Thanks to all the people at the table where i was dealing for making it so enjoyable, a good table banter meant the hours flew by.

Finally getting to meet wsopin06, had a good chat on friday night - thank you for the kind words. Then getting watch you in action when we were together during the first flight of the main event, unfortunately sat on the wrong side of you so had to keep myself in check ;)

And a big thanks to all the people who helped organize the whole event from the mods and the staff at cincins all the way up to the man himself DC.  ;applause; :respect: ;applause;

This poor lad had to share a room with me and poppet, i dont know how he put up with my commoness, and swearing! great guy though

I did not share a room with you Ruth, what would my wife think, Although its nice you think i'm a great guy.

So I'm playing on that fantastic table in the Sunday night Cincins comp


Newmanseye is dealing and playing, all patter and chatter. I am next to him

After 17 running commentaries on the trot I ask him at the end of the hand

"So Billy, where did you get such extensive knowledge of tournament poker?"

Completely deadpan

Billy begins to answer (books, tv, playing etc etc)


whilst tikay, teacake, cupcake et all all begin to corpse around me


WHOOOOSHHHHHHHHHHH Billy.....

I loved his habit of introducing himself to the newcomers to the table as the table captain!  :D

Other moments that have occurred to me since my last post in this thread.....

Billy dealing a hand at Hamilton where I had 2 outs to hit on the river (flop A-A-4-x, me A-9, other guy all-in on the flop with 4-4).  Before he flipped it he asked me if I wanted to touch it for luck.  I declined, saying it'd curse it if I did, so he passed it to Mel who was to my left.  Needless to say her little rub turned it from whatever rag it was to the miracle 9 to dispatch the poor bloke!

Explaining to Brian Wilson how I gave myself my nickname from a song title and seeing the look on his face when his "who sang it?" question was answered with "Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine."  rotflmfao

Being sat between Cupcake and the Rookie's raising war in the Saturday event.  After raising the crap out of each other at every opportunity the ultimate winner of the confrontation was.........Newmanseye!

Watching Poker425 in CinCins on Sunday night with Tikay and Jen in the room and on screen at the same time.  Poor Jen looked like she wanted to hide under the table when she appeared on screen and a cheer went up from around the room.

Re-naming Jen as "One Move Mason" when she stuck her chips in for the umptillionth time on Sunday.  Somehow, Mel managed to get the blame for doing this!  ;hide;

Sheriff

sorry didnt see your name in the post, it was moritzy i was refering too!!!! anyway give my love to your lovely wife gail,  8)

Chilli showing us Tikays passport and I'm like "Quick lets take a picture, we can put it on the forum!"



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Everytime I walked past Jinky he was saying sorry to someone so I'd always say "So you should be" back to him and it ended up with me bullying him the whole weekend, in a friendly way of course :-* It was just so funny to see his reaction!

Another great moment was when i trebled up with out a show down, i moved allin for 2900 utg, young lad re raises allin too, for about 17k, it get round to another bloke who does the act that hes going to call, after 5 minutes he passes, but the reraiser mucks his cards to!!!!  
"hes muck his cards" i said to tank who was dealing, so i took the pot and showed my aq too,  8)

I was wishing you had forgot that little moment. Whats worse was I continued to dig!!

 rotflmfao

Tighty was doin the same with me too, I wasnt sure if he was serious or rippin the piss so I just agreed to everything he said, especially when he said "you play a lot like me dont you". I'm saying "oh yes we're very similar" & thinkin I couldn't your lace your boots  rotflmfao Top fella  :)up

The two people that made the biggest impression on me were Mad & Sue.

I christened Mad The Smiling Assasin (nicer than RFCs Black Widow I thought  0:-)) as she was running amok on our table, taking all our chips then melting our hearts with that smile as she was doing it, lovely person.

Sue was fantastic, she had no clue whats she was doing & didnt give a stuff, she was too busy having a great time  :D. On the final table you've got 8 guys really going for the win & Sue & Jo having a ball  :blonde: I decided pretty early I was avoiding her at all costs as I just knew she would get all my chips  :D She was SB to my BB & kept asking if I'd looked yet as she thought I was playing her blind, brilliant  :D. When she only realised 2 tables out there was money up for grabs me & Billy nearly wet ourselves  rotflmfao

Thanks to everyone invovled in running the event especially Tightend, El Blondie, Ginger & Flushie  ;applause;

On the Saturday comp i get moved to Brian's table and i notice 3 things 1) he has a wall of chips 2) he's got postion on me ,3), but even more importantly he's wearing sunglass's inside, in March and in Scotland  :D.
I raise in mid postion with  7h  3c and Brian calls with  7c  4h what he's doing calling my strong raise with crap only he know's  :D,.

Now Newmanseye is next to act with under normal circumstances an easy laydown  Ks  Qs , However he's seen two donut's at each other for 30 odd mins and he comes over the top All in, with me and Brian pot committed, we both miss and even worse just check it down, knowing we've both got no hands.

Conclusion : Billy trebles up makes money, Cupcake and Donut eating Yank get drunk pennyless...........good fun  :cheers:

Cupcake.

I remember thinking once the  Aspades fell on the board I was in trouble as John MUST have an ace, then the turn and river bring more rags I think "ohh crap the rookie must have hit"  Needless to say I was elated when my  Qc was good to win the pot.

Although I think my absolute favorite hand was whilst watchin John and Brian raise each others ass off I wake up with  Ac Ad, I thought christmas had come early when the rookie went all in, with me left to act, Cupcake just sweetened the deal with a 10k raise in to the rookie prompting the all in.

When I flipped my bullets over the quote from the rookie was a classic " Oh shit, I think i'm in trouble!".