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Title: just so you don't forget
Post by: ifm on March 26, 2006, 12:44:08 AM
How to Make a Woman Happy

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
     1. a friend
     2. a companion
     3. a lover
     4. a brother
     5. a father
     6. a master
     7. a chef
     8. an electrician
     9. a carpenter
     10. a plumber
     11. a mechanic
     12. a decorator
     13. a stylist
     14. a sexologist
     15. a gynecologist
     16. a psychologist
     17. a pest exterminator
     18. a psychiatrist
     19. a healer
     20. a good listener
     21. an organizer
     22. a good father
     23. very clean
     24. sympathetic
     25. athletic
     26. warm
     27. attentive
     28. gallant
     29. intelligent
     30. funny
     31. creative
     32. tender
     33. strong
     34. understanding
     35. tolerant
     36. prudent
     37. ambitious
     38. capable
     39. courageous
     40. determined
     41. true
     42. dependable
     43. passionate
     44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

    45. give her compliments regularly
     46. love shopping
     47. be honest
     48. be very rich
     49. not stress her out
     50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

   51. give her lots of attention, but expect little
          yourself
    52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
    53. give her lots of space, never worrying about
         where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

    54. Never to forget:
        * birthdays
        * anniversaries
        * arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPP Y !!!!!!

         1. Show up naked
        2. Bring food


Title: Re: just so you don't forget
Post by: raab11 on March 26, 2006, 12:46:11 AM


it really depends on your girth m8


Title: Re: just so you don't forget
Post by: bundle on March 26, 2006, 12:46:46 AM
PMSL... rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao


Title: Re: just so you don't forget
Post by: raab11 on March 26, 2006, 12:48:25 AM


it really depends on your girth m8


sh*t did i say that out loud


Title: Re: just so you don't forget
Post by: dik9 on March 26, 2006, 12:49:11 AM
I thought this was gonna be a reminder to put clocks forward lol


Title: Re: just so you don't forget
Post by: Wardonkey on March 26, 2006, 12:49:33 AM
2/54 not bad..


Title: Re: just so you don't forget
Post by: snoopy1239 on March 26, 2006, 02:27:18 AM
2/54 not bad..

Me too

Numbers 25 and 39


Title: Re: just so you don't forget
Post by: Wardonkey on March 26, 2006, 02:45:36 AM
17 and 40 for me...


Title: Re: just so you don't forget
Post by: Trace on March 26, 2006, 10:50:33 AM
How to Make a Woman Happy

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
     1. a friend
     2. a companion
     3. a lover
     4. a brother
     5. a father
     6. a master
     7. a chef
     8. an electrician
     9. a carpenter
     10. a plumber
     11. a mechanic
     12. a decorator
     13. a stylist
     14. a sexologist
     15. a gynecologist
     16. a psychologist
     17. a pest exterminator
     18. a psychiatrist
     19. a healer
     20. a good listener
     21. an organizer
     22. a good father
     23. very clean
     24. sympathetic
     25. athletic
     26. warm
     27. attentive
     28. gallant
     29. intelligent
     30. funny
     31. creative
     32. tender
     33. strong
     34. understanding
     35. tolerant
     36. prudent
     37. ambitious
     38. capable
     39. courageous
     40. determined
     41. true
     42. dependable
     43. passionate
     44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

    45. give her compliments regularly
     46. love shopping
     47. be honest
     48. be very rich
     49. not stress her out
     50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

   51. give her lots of attention, but expect little
          yourself
    52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
    53. give her lots of space, never worrying about
         where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

    54. Never to forget:
        * birthdays
        * anniversaries
        * arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPP Y !!!!!!

         1. Show up naked
        2. Bring food


The perfect man just does not exist...


Title: Re: just so you don't forget
Post by: littlemissC on March 26, 2006, 11:17:50 AM
How to Make a Woman Happy

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
     1. a friend
     2. a companion
     3. a lover
     4. a brother
     5. a father
     6. a master
     7. a chef
     8. an electrician
     9. a carpenter
     10. a plumber
     11. a mechanic
     12. a decorator
     13. a stylist
     14. a sexologist
     15. a gynecologist
     16. a psychologist
     17. a pest exterminator
     18. a psychiatrist
     19. a healer
     20. a good listener
     21. an organizer
     22. a good father
     23. very clean
     24. sympathetic
     25. athletic
     26. warm
     27. attentive
     28. gallant
     29. intelligent
     30. funny
     31. creative
     32. tender
     33. strong
     34. understanding
     35. tolerant
     36. prudent
     37. ambitious
     38. capable
     39. courageous
     40. determined
     41. true
     42. dependable
     43. passionate
     44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

    45. give her compliments regularly
     46. love shopping
     47. be honest
     48. be very rich
     49. not stress her out
     50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

   51. give her lots of attention, but expect little
          yourself
    52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
    53. give her lots of space, never worrying about
         where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

    54. Never to forget:
        * birthdays
        * anniversaries
        * arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPP Y !!!!!!

         1. Show up naked
        2. Bring food


The perfect man just does not exist...
;iagree;


Title: Re: just so you don't forget
Post by: matt674 on March 26, 2006, 11:20:19 AM
How to Make a Woman Happy

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
     1. a friend
     2. a companion
     3. a lover
     4. a brother
     5. a father
     6. a master
     7. a chef
     8. an electrician
     9. a carpenter
     10. a plumber
     11. a mechanic
     12. a decorator
     13. a stylist
     14. a sexologist
     15. a gynecologist
     16. a psychologist
     17. a pest exterminator
     18. a psychiatrist
     19. a healer
     20. a good listener
     21. an organizer
     22. a good father
     23. very clean
     24. sympathetic
     25. athletic
     26. warm
     27. attentive
     28. gallant
     29. intelligent
     30. funny
     31. creative
     32. tender
     33. strong
     34. understanding
     35. tolerant
     36. prudent
     37. ambitious
     38. capable
     39. courageous
     40. determined
     41. true
     42. dependable
     43. passionate
     44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

    45. give her compliments regularly
     46. love shopping
     47. be honest
     48. be very rich
     49. not stress her out
     50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

   51. give her lots of attention, but expect little
          yourself
    52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
    53. give her lots of space, never worrying about
         where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

    54. Never to forget:
        * birthdays
        * anniversaries
        * arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPP Y !!!!!!

         1. Show up naked
        2. Bring food


The perfect man just does not exist...

I disagree - he does exist, its just that he already has a boyfriend.........


Title: Re: just so you don't forget
Post by: North Angel on March 26, 2006, 11:25:29 AM
How to Make a Woman Happy

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
     1. a friend
     2. a companion
     3. a lover
     4. a brother
     5. a father
     6. a master
     7. a chef
     8. an electrician
     9. a carpenter
     10. a plumber
     11. a mechanic
     12. a decorator
     13. a stylist
     14. a sexologist
     15. a gynecologist
     16. a psychologist
     17. a pest exterminator
     18. a psychiatrist
     19. a healer
     20. a good listener
     21. an organizer
     22. a good father
     23. very clean
     24. sympathetic
     25. athletic
     26. warm
     27. attentive
     28. gallant
     29. intelligent
     30. funny
     31. creative
     32. tender
     33. strong
     34. understanding
     35. tolerant
     36. prudent
     37. ambitious
     38. capable
     39. courageous
     40. determined
     41. true
     42. dependable
     43. passionate
     44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

    45. give her compliments regularly
     46. love shopping
     47. be honest
     48. be very rich
     49. not stress her out
     50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

   51. give her lots of attention, but expect little
          yourself
    52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
    53. give her lots of space, never worrying about
         where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

    54. Never to forget:
        * birthdays
        * anniversaries
        * arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPP Y !!!!!!

         1. Show up naked
        2. Bring food


The perfect man just does not exist...

I disagree - he does exist, its just that he already has a boyfriend.........

OMG I choked reading that  ;goodvevil;

Thanks matt (your still the best dealer)

Ang x x


Title: Re: just so you don't forget
Post by: Trace on March 26, 2006, 11:49:38 AM
LMFAO


Game, set and match to Matt674



Title: Re: just so you don't forget
Post by: matt674 on March 26, 2006, 01:57:58 PM
OMG I choked reading that  ;goodvevil;

Thanks matt (your still the best dealer)

Ang x x

I was going to reply "i'm king of the queens eh Ang" but given the context of my first post on this thread that probably isnt a good idea

 ;D


Title: Re: just so you don't forget
Post by: Sark79 on March 26, 2006, 02:31:47 PM
lol  raab  ,    rotflmfao