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Title: If Post by: RED-DOG on July 13, 2005, 03:27:51 PM If you can keep your chips when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you If you can bet your trips when all men doubt you But make allowance for their betting too If you can wait and not get tired of waiting Or be outdrawn and yet not go on tilt Or being hated dont give way to hating While trying to protect the stack youve built If you can draw, yet not make draws your master If you can bluff, but not make bluff your aim If you can play with Hellmuth or with Hansen And treat those two imposters just the same If you can bear to hear the truth youve spoken Twisted by hacks to make a trap for fools Or see your pocket aces cracked and broken Then take abuse from folk who break the rules If you can bet a pot with all your bankroll If you can hit your set and risk it all And lose your wedge to someones gutshot straight draw And bite your lip and say to him nice call If you forgive the morons and the muppets Who take the pot you know you should have won Well then one day you might become a player And, which is more, youll be a man my son Title: Re: If Post by: Robert HM on July 13, 2005, 03:29:24 PM Excellent!!!
Title: Re: If Post by: TightEnd on July 13, 2005, 03:35:34 PM Marvellous stuff
try this There was an old dog from Leicester All at Blonde thought him a jester Was he in luck at Poker? No it's runner, runner. What a choker! Another early exit, off to fester! Please someone, do better.............. Title: Re: If Post by: AdamM on July 13, 2005, 03:36:03 PM probably the most accurate translation of the spirit of that poem I could imagine. Kipling would be very impressed
Title: Re: If Post by: AdamM on July 13, 2005, 03:36:59 PM not a natural at Limericks then Tight-end
Give me a minute Title: Re: If Post by: TightEnd on July 13, 2005, 03:39:39 PM not a natural at Limericks then Tight-end Back into my box then......(and I had a great one lined up for Kendall) Title: Re: If Post by: AdamM on July 13, 2005, 03:42:39 PM ah, I hate limericks, so restricting. can't be arsed
Title: Re: If Post by: BlueWolf on July 13, 2005, 03:46:35 PM ah lets here an ode to kendall lol
Title: Re: If Post by: RED-DOG on July 13, 2005, 03:57:59 PM ah lets here an ode to kendall lol Oh Tony Dear Tony How I like your profile pic That nicotine soaked creature always gave me such a kick I love that frightening monster with his pinpoint eyes of red And he is oh so happy with Blondepoker on his head Oh Tony Dear Tony How I shiver with delight How I smile to see your message in the darkness of the night My eyes are all a-twinkle, my breath I hold in bliss When I feel the sweet vibration of your tender virtual kiss Oh Tony Dear Tony How I need you so, my dear And I long to hear the words you text like whispers in my ear I promise that I'll love you and I'll promise to be true Just as long as you will let me keep on texting you Oh Tony Dear Tony Only one thing makes me sad Your live updates are wonderfull But your poker is so bad Title: Re: If Post by: TightEnd on July 13, 2005, 04:00:20 PM ROFLMAO
:D :D :D :D :D REPEAT AFTER ME We are not worthy, We are not worthy though I was shuddering at the man love going on there red-dog...go and lie down!! Title: Re: If Post by: Robert HM on July 13, 2005, 04:06:17 PM by yourself!
Wonderful prose Title: Re: If Post by: RED-DOG on July 13, 2005, 04:29:32 PM Title: Re: If Post by: TightEnd on July 13, 2005, 04:31:30 PM never..................... ;) ::) Title: Re: If Post by: Nightfly on July 13, 2005, 05:48:17 PM Arise, Sir RED-DOG Kipling :)
Title: Re: If Post by: BlueWolf on July 13, 2005, 06:08:00 PM looks like we have quiet a bard amonst us lol although yes the man loving was a bit much lol
Title: Re: If Post by: BlueWolf on July 13, 2005, 06:08:22 PM oh and Tom looks like you got your doobury back lol
Title: Re: If Post by: RED-DOG on July 13, 2005, 06:15:13 PM looks like we have quiet a bard amonst us lol although yes the man loving was a bit much lol Poetic license Title: Re: If Post by: Ironside on July 13, 2005, 06:17:02 PM still cant see this doobury
Title: Re: If Post by: BlueWolf on July 13, 2005, 06:19:22 PM on main topic page its th small icon next to the latest post details kinda like a book page with and arrow
Title: Re: If Post by: RED-DOG on July 13, 2005, 06:30:22 PM YEEEHAAAAAA me doobury's back!
Title: Re: If Post by: Ironside on July 13, 2005, 06:31:44 PM but what use is it for?
Title: Re: If Post by: TheJagster on July 13, 2005, 06:45:36 PM Fantastic stuff Red Dog RESPECT!!!!!
Arise, Sir RED-DOG Kipling :) bet you make exceedingly good cakes too ;) Title: Re: If Post by: RED-DOG on July 13, 2005, 06:49:15 PM Fantastic stuff Red Dog RESPECT!!!!! Arise, Sir RED-DOG Kipling :) bet you make exceedingly good cakes too ;) Mr Kipling makes exceedinglysmall cakes The stingy old b**tard Title: Re: If Post by: AlrightJack on July 13, 2005, 07:17:44 PM Super verse Red Dog
the poetic limelight with this you'll hog keep the ryhme the reason will follow tilt is a bitter pill to have to swallow but its over now Title: Re: If Post by: ifm on July 13, 2005, 07:39:34 PM Didn't Telly Sevalas sing that?
Title: Re: If Post by: Maroon on July 13, 2005, 07:44:25 PM Great thread! ;D
Title: Re: If Post by: tikay on July 16, 2005, 06:02:27 PM Love? Kiss?
What HAS been happening here? I go away for a fortnight & all this love nonsense appears. Threre will be no more of it. You hear? PS - I've missed you lot, but I really did have a severe time prob in Vegas. Not no more, though. Bring it on! |