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Title: How came The Baron Keeps changing colour?
Post by: The Camel on March 30, 2006, 10:26:25 PM
He should change his name to The Chameleon at this rate.


Title: Re: How came The Baron Keeps changing colour?
Post by: The Baron on March 30, 2006, 10:31:53 PM
It is a long and arduous tale of determination and perseverance. One to inspire the grandchildren in years to come.








Well, no, I lie, I just didn't want to be pink anymore.

Apparently in white I cant be seen properly.


Title: Re: How came The Baron Keeps changing colour?
Post by: Trace on March 30, 2006, 10:33:54 PM
It is a long and arduous tale of determination and perseverance. One to inspire the grandchildren in years to come.








Well, no, I lie, I just didn't want to be pink anymore.

Apparently in white I cant be seen properly.

But pink suited you.

It only took me about 3 days to figure out what the original pink post was about and then you went ghost-like!


Title: Re: How came The Baron Keeps changing colour?
Post by: Trace on March 30, 2006, 10:35:38 PM
Now you've gone Hulk-like!!!


Title: Re: How came The Baron Keeps changing colour?
Post by: RED-DOG on March 30, 2006, 10:41:38 PM
Now you've gone Hulk-like!!!

Don't make him angry, you wouldn't like him when he's angry.


Title: Re: How came The Baron Keeps changing colour?
Post by: Trace on March 30, 2006, 10:43:18 PM
Now you've gone Hulk-like!!!

Don't make him angry, you wouldn't like him when he's angry.


*Biting tongue very hard*


Title: Re: How came The Baron Keeps changing colour?
Post by: The Baron on March 30, 2006, 10:50:24 PM
Now you've gone Hulk-like!!!

Don't make him angry, you wouldn't like him when he's angry.


*Biting tongue very hard*

Go on....


Title: Re: How came The Baron Keeps changing colour?
Post by: Trace on March 30, 2006, 10:51:28 PM
Now you've gone Hulk-like!!!

Don't make him angry, you wouldn't like him when he's angry.


*Biting tongue very hard*

Go on....

No no no no no  I have to be a good girl now.


Title: Re: How came The Baron Keeps changing colour?
Post by: RED-DOG on March 30, 2006, 10:54:18 PM
Now you've gone Hulk-like!!!

Don't make him angry, you wouldn't like him when he's angry.


*Biting tongue very hard*

Go on....

No no no no no  I have to be a good girl now.

Why now all of a sudden?


Title: Re: How came The Baron Keeps changing colour?
Post by: The Baron on March 30, 2006, 10:55:29 PM

But pink suited you.


 ;yellowcard;


Title: Re: How came The Baron Keeps changing colour?
Post by: charmaine on March 30, 2006, 10:55:56 PM
I liked the pink  :blonde:


Title: Re: How came The Baron Keeps changing colour?
Post by: The Baron on March 30, 2006, 10:58:42 PM

But pink suited you.


 ;yellowcard;

Lol - I've just realised I'm in a pink jumper!  :blonde:


Title: Re: How came The Baron Keeps changing colour?
Post by: Trace on March 30, 2006, 11:02:00 PM
Now you've gone Hulk-like!!!

Don't make him angry, you wouldn't like him when he's angry.


*Biting tongue very hard*

Go on....

No no no no no  I have to be a good girl now.

Why now all of a sudden?

Just cos   lol


and ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww @ pink jumper


Title: Re: How came The Baron Keeps changing colour?
Post by: thetank on March 30, 2006, 11:17:53 PM
Just be glad you're not Mr. Yellow


Title: Re: How came The Baron Keeps changing colour?
Post by: Wardonkey on March 30, 2006, 11:21:34 PM
Who shot Mr Orange?


Title: Re: How came The Baron Keeps changing colour?
Post by: RED-DOG on March 30, 2006, 11:23:09 PM
The butler, in the conservetory, with the candle stick


Title: Re: How came The Baron Keeps changing colour?
Post by: Trace on March 30, 2006, 11:32:08 PM
Who shot Mr Orange?

He's been shot?

OMG when?


Title: Re: How came The Baron Keeps changing colour?
Post by: Trace on March 30, 2006, 11:33:07 PM
The butler, in the conservetory, with the candle stick

Oh no   a candlestick with bullets!!!

Whatever next?


Title: Re: How came The Baron Keeps changing colour?
Post by: RED-DOG on March 30, 2006, 11:41:29 PM
The butler, in the conservetory, with the candle stick

Oh no   a candlestick with bullets!!!

Whatever next?

A dead orange


Title: Re: How came The Baron Keeps changing colour?
Post by: Trace on March 30, 2006, 11:49:57 PM
The butler, in the conservetory, with the candle stick

Oh no   a candlestick with bullets!!!

Whatever next?

A dead orange

Orange squash?


Title: Re: How came The Baron Keeps changing colour?
Post by: RED-DOG on March 30, 2006, 11:54:43 PM
No no, thats the maid, in the drawing room, with the steam roller


Title: Re: How came The Baron Keeps changing colour?
Post by: snoopy1239 on March 31, 2006, 12:06:40 AM
No no, thats the maid, in the drawing room, with the steam roller

as long as it's not the yak with the glue...


Title: Re: How came The Baron Keeps changing colour?
Post by: Trace on March 31, 2006, 12:11:29 AM
No no, thats the maid, in the drawing room, with the steam roller

as long as it's not the yak with the glue...

in Red's bedroom?


Title: Re: How came The Baron Keeps changing colour?
Post by: RED-DOG on March 31, 2006, 12:13:15 AM
She wore a short skirt and a tight sweater and her figure described a set of parabolas that could cause cardiac arrest in a yak

But not the one I was glued to


Title: Re: How came The Baron Keeps changing colour?
Post by: RED-DOG on March 31, 2006, 12:17:24 AM
I won't miss having to stand for two hours at 4:30 a.m. and having freezing cold glue applied to my feet. I won't miss two-hour drives to work or long, long, long, days sitting in my trailer waiting... waiting... waiting. I won't miss glue in my ears.

But I would do it all again tomorrow.


Title: Re: How came The Baron Keeps changing colour?
Post by: RED-DOG on March 31, 2006, 12:32:20 AM
With a candlestick


Title: Re: How came The Baron Keeps changing colour?
Post by: Wardonkey on March 31, 2006, 12:35:01 AM
It's the yaks' day off tomorrow. Can you manage with a goat?


Title: Re: How came The Baron Keeps changing colour?
Post by: Robert HM on March 31, 2006, 12:37:02 AM
I want what you are on, a pint of it will do Red


Title: Re: How came The Baron Keeps changing colour?
Post by: RED-DOG on March 31, 2006, 12:38:35 AM
It's the yaks' day off tomorrow. Can you manage with a goat?

Someone got mine, and Karabiner's


Title: Re: How came The Baron Keeps changing colour?
Post by: Wardonkey on March 31, 2006, 12:40:18 AM
Hmm, there's a sheep around somewhere...


Title: Re: How came The Baron Keeps changing colour?
Post by: RED-DOG on March 31, 2006, 12:42:55 AM
Don't approach a goat from the front, a horse from the back, or a fool from any side

Sheep are a different kettle of fish


Title: Re: How came The Baron Keeps changing colour?
Post by: Wardonkey on March 31, 2006, 12:44:14 AM
How do you approach a yak?


Title: Re: How came The Baron Keeps changing colour?
Post by: NoflopsHomer on March 31, 2006, 12:46:49 AM
Have I come to the wrong meeting?


Title: Re: How came The Baron Keeps changing colour?
Post by: RED-DOG on March 31, 2006, 12:48:54 AM
How do you approach a yak?

Hmm, Im stuck on that one


Title: Re: How came The Baron Keeps changing colour?
Post by: Wardonkey on March 31, 2006, 12:54:38 AM
I don't suppose you need to approach it then...


Title: Re: How came The Baron Keeps changing colour?
Post by: Robert HM on March 31, 2006, 12:57:33 AM
Confuscious he say "'Tis better to be stuck on a yak than in one"


Title: Re: How came The Baron Keeps changing colour?
Post by: Wardonkey on March 31, 2006, 12:59:29 AM
How did he know?


Title: Re: How came The Baron Keeps changing colour?
Post by: RED-DOG on March 31, 2006, 01:03:32 AM
It's very dark inside a yak, and it smells like milk and lichen


Title: Re: How came The Baron Keeps changing colour?
Post by: Robert HM on March 31, 2006, 01:16:56 AM
He also say "Man who loses garden looks forlorn"


Title: Re: How came The Baron Keeps changing colour?
Post by: RED-DOG on March 31, 2006, 01:18:06 AM
He also say "Man who fart in church must sit in his own pew!


Title: Re: How came The Baron Keeps changing colour?
Post by: dik9 on March 31, 2006, 03:41:05 AM
He also says, "man with itchy arse has smelly finger"


Title: Re: How came The Baron Keeps changing colour?
Post by: thetank on March 31, 2006, 05:47:43 AM

He also says, "man with itchy arse has smelly finger"


Where's the word play with that one?

I thought some sort of pun was a pre-requisite. Does that mean I'm allowed..............

"Man who know all ingredients to shampoo, needs to keep copy of Poker Europa in bathroom"


Title: Re: How came The Baron Keeps changing colour?
Post by: tikay on March 31, 2006, 05:37:12 PM
So, an alien arrives on Earth & reads this.

Whatever would they make of human civilisation?

"We are coming home, no intelligent life here"......


Title: Re: How came The Baron Keeps changing colour?
Post by: Trace on March 31, 2006, 05:38:56 PM
So, an alien arrives on Earth & reads this.

Whatever would they make of human civilisation?

"We are coming home, no intelligent life here"......

How very brave of you to admit that in public Tikay!