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• To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
• A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.
• A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
• Married men live longer than single men - but married men are a lot more willing to die.
• Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
• Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
• A man will pay £2 for a £1 item he wants. A woman will pay £1 for a £2 item that she doesn't want.
• A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
• A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
• There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage.

Sure Ways To Know You're A Woman

• If he pays attention to you, he is smothering you.
• If he gives you space, he is ignoring you.
• Demand to be treated as an equal in everything. Except when paying for meals, plane tickets, concerts, beers, etc. These are required gifts proving his love.
• Declare PMS at any given time. If he is knowledgeable about your cycle, tell him you're irregular from all of the stress of your life.
• When asked if something is bothering you, you reply no. Then get pissed off when you are believed.
• Become attracted to someone because he is outgoing and loves parties, start dating him and immediately expect him to stop this behavior.
• Always take an hour longer than promised to prepare for the evening.
• Whine.
• If you are trying to sleep, it's because you're exhausted from your almost super-human level of daily achievement; if he is trying to sleep, it's because he is lazy.
• Remember that any woman who so much as looks at your boyfriend must be labeled a whore and your network of friends must be informed immediately to spread this as quickly as possible.
• Make his life miserable by making him feel guilty about doing anything other than catering to your needs.

Thats 75% of the female readers hating me more now -  the other 25% are the blond ones and so it'll take them a little while longer  :D

She had psychic defenses
He had animal dreams
They moved closer together
He said "Let's make a deal"

Does not the law forbid it?
It's a treacherous act
We all must suffer
We all must do our part

No one knows how it started
And God knows how it'll end
The fightin' continues
Women versus Men

Women have their world
And men, we have ours
We're into sports
And they're into flowers

The women are talking
We do not understand
They speak in a language
We do not comprehend

No one knows how it started
And God knows how it'll end
The fightin' continues
Women versus Men

Fightin' in the parking lots
Is this what nature intends?
Armies of ladies
Fightin' armies of men

So remember be careful
Should one cross your path
One innocent movement
And it could be your last

No one knows how it started
And God knows how it'll end
The fightin' continues
Women versus Men

--- David Byrne

couldnt have said it better myself  :D