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Simple as that.

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Bourne

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Bauer

Bullets dodge Jack Bauer, he's THAT tough.

Bauer owns Bourne.

Top thread tho.

Don't be silly.

Spice Grils the movie a great film?!? And now Bauer would own Bourne.

You views are clouded master Jedi... :D

Although I do think you could base an entire drinking game on whenever:

A) Someone dies.

B) Jack answers his phone

or

C) Someone shouts at someone else, "Hundreds of thousands of lives are at stake!!!"

The Spice Girls post was in jest after your Field of Dreams one. :D

Sorry but Matt Damon got hammered in Team America. Nuff said!

I want the CTU ringtone on my mobile so I can answer and say my surname with real urgency and act like I'm in a rush.

you and me both!

One of my friend's actually has it and occasionally answers the phone with, "Bauer."

Bourne

he is so tough, when he goes to sleep, he sleeps with a night light on. Not because he is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of him

That's nothing, Jack Bauer once beat a wall at a game of tennis.

Bourne would own bauer.

Signs you've been watching 24 too much.

1. Between screenings of episodes, you lock yourself in a padded room sweating and biting your pillow, randomly calling people requesting CTU assistance.

2. When you take a call for someone else, you don't pass the phone, you "patch them through."

3. You don't go out for a drink with some mates, you form attack teams to "secure some beers."

4. You can guess with a high degree of accuracy the clock differential between ad breaks.

5. You get in heated discussions over who would win a ruck between jack bauer, jason bourne and possibly chuck norris.

6. You change your ringtone to the standard CTU beep and always refuse to answer any calls until the caller confirms they are on a secure line(even when it's your mum.)

 rotflmfao

I can confirm JungleCat can predict what time the clock will be on after a break.

But does he know which of the four screens the action will cut to? That's the real trick!

I shall try him!

We are watching season 3 at the moment, alongside 5 of course. However we are near the end, i think its season 1 next for us!

Basically all we do is sit around all day in the flat watching 24 getting drunk! Tough life this poker lark!

Bauer is simply too cool for school.

I think they have a writter on the 24 staff whose job it is to sit in a room and come up with kick-ass sounding names. He does a great job, I hope they keep sliding him pizzas under the door.

Sounds like uni.  :ironside:

The screen choice thing gets intense though, within a week you'll all be screaming "TOP LEFT!" or "BOTTOM RIGHT!" from the kitchen when you hear the bleeping.

A film is being made and released after season 6 for 2008... Apparently it'll cover 24 hours but will only be 120 minutes, I'm guessing Jack will have to dash between 3 locations for 40 minute shootouts or something.

Does anyone else not wonder why CTU only has about 3 agents per series!

Jack Bauer.
Main geek.
2nd geek.
Tactical head.
CTU director.
Divison chief who gets in the way....

What about Sydney Bristow!!!!   She kicks ass with the best of them, her and Bauer would be a dream team.

Bourne has his merits, but doesn't come into the same league as either of the above 2.

( Sadly I am also watching 24 season 2 & 3 again, at the same time as 5 lol, and tonight have just started Alias seasons 2 & 3 again lol)

Oh the life of a student, isn't it great!

We had the debate....could u multi-screen 24?

How many series of 24 could u watch at the same time on TV's next to each other!!!!

I reckon i could 3 screen 24

Oh my god. I'd never leave the house.

(and picking which window the action begins in would give me tourette's)

Oh give me a break, Bauer is not even in the same league as Bourne.

I was watching 24 here in the USA when it first started, it seemed good and most people got hooked on it for a while. But the writers must have hit a wall, because it’s awful now, I happen to see it a couple of weeks ago and spilt my coffee all over myself jumping up to turn the TV over. Not to spoil it for you guys but the scene I watched went something like this.


Ok Jacks on the trail of this hot chick, she is the only one who can tell them where the nuclear bomb is hidden in LA. About to go off shortly. So he finds her and she manages to come up from behind him with an AK 47 trained on him. Dialog goes like this

Hot chick will be H & Jack will be J.

H    don’t move Jack

J      we just want to know where the bomb is

H    I want immunity  first Jack 

J   ok just tell us where it is

H   get the president on the phone Jack, I want to hear it from him

So Jack gives the old president a quick bell, and tells him the scope of things, ok P will be president now

P  hotchick you have your immunity, now where is it

H  I want full immunity for past crimes, oh and one more crime

P  and what is that

H  the killing of Jack Bauer..

Ohhh  what is going to happen, well this is when Old Jack pipes in and says

J   Mr  president, we have no choice, th

P But Jack i

J  Mr president I understand but thousands of people will die, so do the deal, Oh and Mr president can you tell my daughter I love her

Well old Mr president is having the old tear up now, and im flying through the air trying to turn the fu$%%^& TV over..

TIC TOC TIC TOC....aaaaaggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrr

So I voted Bourne……

Firstly, that is season 2, we are on season 5.

Secondly, JB had a sniper drop that bitch about 20 minutes later in true Bauer style.

Well I wondered how he got out of it, but I must confess I didn’t lose any sleep

A confession! You love it really.

I think if we left u in a room with Jack for 5 minutes you would show us where your recipts are for the DVD boxsets...

Ok. Bourne would cane Bauer for a number of reasons.

1) he's more rock hard. Bourne has survived taking bullets in the back. The worst jack has suffered is having a heart stoppage, piece of cake.

2) Bourne has outwitted "the might" of USA intelligence. Jacko generally requires their help to solve problems.

I could go on....

BUT,

Don't be swayed by the complex relationship between Nina Myers and JAck Baur.

As the old saying goes, if you gave jack a gun with two bullets in it and locked him in a cell with nina myers, hitler and bin laden, he'd shoot nina twice.

LMFAO

When I watch 24 I dismiss the naff-ness of it all.

If you bring the head along to watch these shows you're not going to enjoy them.

Leave the brain in the coat room, suspend your disbelief, sit on the sofa and just immerse yourself in the cool.
You'll have a much better time.   8)

I much rather watching it thinking "Holy Moly, Nena's a baddie wtf" than "Saw that coming a mile off, yawn"

I love 24, that gosh-darn "district" getting in the way all the time. Them good folks at CTU seem to know what they're doing, why not leave them be.

Not watching Series 5 yet, waiting till it all comes out on box set so I can view it all at once.

I didn't really think that Arab manny would fall for the whole, kick his sons chair over and fire a couple of blanks chestnut.

OK Jack, I'll fess up. The bombs at the bus station. Please don't fire blanks into the rest of my brood.

The only thing unreal about 24 is the ability to cross LA in a matter of minutes.

Other than that it's ALL real, believe me.

Jack was praying it didnt work, he fancied a good bit of torture!

Start of Series 2, Jack shoots some random guy in the briefing room for a reason that I can't fathom and was never really explained.

All the time his boss is watching and doesn't give Bauer so much as a "That's rather naughty mate, calm down"
Jack wanted him dead, that's good enough for me.  8)

Could Bourne get away with that? I don't think so.

Bourne would have killed matey boy, his boss and any other Fu#$%^ before they even knew he had the hump....

To be fair he hacksawed his head off for a very good reason!

Matt Damon doesn't sell action hero to me.

He sells snotty kid, but not action hero. I thought the Bourne films were somewhat mis-cast.

Are they not commandeering helicopters left right and centre for that sort of thing though?

Surely this scene cements Jack Bauer's position as a true renegade badass.

He shoots a key material witness in the presence of his boss and all he has to say in his defence is "yeah, i'm gonna need a hacksaw."

If I directed 24, at the next 4 screen split after that hacksaw incident, I'd have a cleaning lady mopping bits of brain off the floor.

Not enough humour in the show is my only complaint.

I am ashamed to say I had to use google to find out who these people were.

My other half has it - trouble is you can only hear it if it's really quiet, so how bauer doesn't have 100s of missed calls I don't know!

I tend to agree, ALIAS should be in there.  Bristow is tough for a girl.  I wouldn't offend her.

It is a tough choice, but I think that Bauer just edges it. He gets the answers any way he can.

Although Bourne has better hand to hand combat skills ....

I did hear of a sad person that bought a G-con2 and TIME CRISIS 3 / VAMPIRE NIGHT for the PS2.  ::).   To practice their Jack Bauer skills... 

Bourne destroys bauer. I watched series one over 2 days and it sent me a bit strange, haven't watched any more.

Bauer

I vote for Bauer's daughter too.


Someone post a picture.

Thats an order!

yessir

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I have to agree

I wanna keep you safe Kim, come work for a counter-terrorist unit.
No shoite will go down I'm sure :)

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the tank is my hero.

You looking at my daughter?

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I think I left the oven on.

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lol   rotflmfao

Bourne does have impossibly gorgeous Franka Potente from Run Lola Run though.

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I think we're looking at it all wrong.

Kiefer Sutherland of Lost Boys, A Few Good Men and A Time to Kill fame.

OR

Matt Damon who was abused like no other in Team America.

Now that's a toughie.

I have no idea what this thread is about, but.........

MORE KIM PLEASE!

Tank you better believe Jack is tracking your IP and is on his way to "tak you out of play"

Won't let me take Kim out on a date huh jack? We'll see about that....

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Give it a rest Flushy, the Geezers never been outside LA. He would never find his way to Glasgow.. Now Jason is a globe hopping Bad ass, and the Tank would already be Dead

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Bauer has been to Eatern Europe, Mechico, Washington - you name it. (As long as it's in those three)

Bourne has been at home trying to remember what he ate for brekkie.

Bourne has 37 passports all in different names.

He probably snuck up to the tank's flat, did a quick shufty round, decided to take him out and then was back on a flight to Geneva before lunchtime, having detoured at 110mph through the Gorbals in a Mini Cooper

lol

Bauer would be tempted by the drug dealer at the front door of my building. He'd be too whooped up on the scag before he reached the third floor to cause me any real harm.

......So here's more Kim.

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Jack Bauer made heroin usage honorable.

Tank you need to move them little pictures of Jack from kim... or at least post the URL

He's just sent me the original. Sweet Jayzus!

WELL COME ON THEN!!!!!!! SHARE, Ive been sitting here waiting for the PM with the URL...Whats going on ?

i agree

what are we disscussing and can we get more kim

C'MON the Bourne!

No doubt. No contest. Bourne can outwit and evade the global intelligence network of a global hegemon. Bauer shoots a few suspect middle eastern baddies, with the support of the aforementioned hegemons network.

In terms of norkage however, 24 takes the nipple. I mean the biscuit obviously......although include Alias and we have a debate

Sweet mother of wotsits

Send me the original pic of Elisha Cuthbert without the Jack coverings...I can feel a screensaver moment coming on!

snap

It may replace my Jessica Alba screen saver  :D

We have an agent who works in one of our overseas call centres called - Tony Almeda!! Now, I don't know if he chose that name or if that really is his name, but I can never get him on the phone. Hmm...why is that, do you think?

He's seriously depressed about Michelle and doesn't take many calls these days, silly

Charles Brosnan would eat Bauer, and force Bourne to watch - and then, he would make Bourne eat Bauer's eyes.

Euwwoo.

Brosnan wins!!!

Was he the tunnel expert who had a cumulative attack of claustrophobia in The Great Escape.

What a big jessy.

I bet you wouldn't say that to his face.

 8)

OK then - Norris. What about Norris (not the one from Corrie, Chuck)

I would say that to Bronson's face.

He's hardly likely to answer back these days.

Bronson couldn't even get a part in Cheech and Chong and Chuck Norris is just a poor mans Paul Hogan.

I'm with tank on this

After all Bronson had a very fruitful partnership with Michael Winner for years

This disqualifies him right from the off as anyone known to have associated with Michael Winner, with the notable exception of Jenny Seagrove, should really be locked up.


Chuck Norris...you are joking....!

 :D

Michael Winner starred in our ads!! No, wait... I see what you did there!

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris, Now I have to be careful here, since he is one of my neighbors.

The Texas Ranger…..Pah I bet the geezers got posters of himself up on his walls at home
A definite John Rambo wanna be….

I'm with Bobby1 here - WTF is this all about?

Bourne?

Bauer?

CTU?

Series1/2/3/4/5?

Are you all mad?

Shall we have a Board for nutters, or those addicted to naff TV Shows. Just think, Deal or No Deal, BB2, CBB, you could all have your own little Board & chatter away all day without disturbing us grown-ups.

 :D

24 is not a TV show. It's an adventure.

Ahh, now I see.

An adventure.

Like Robinson Crusoe, or Black Beauty, a children's thing. All makes sense to me now.

...as Steven Seagal once said to Erika Eleniak in 'Under Siege'?

24 question? If it spossed to be real time 24hrs, when does Jack take a Crap?

As for the names, Bauer actually means something but i can't think what but all the names in 24 are historical names or have a meaning conected to the series

BTW Bourne would wipe the Floor with Bauer. Bourne does Krav maga, the worlds most direct martial art, isreali secret services developed it.  I'm looking for classes in my area but can't find em!

Direct does not mean best.

Bauer eats Krav Maga for breakfast and invents martial arts in his sleep.

8.30pm every Monday, Milton Keynes Xscape centre. Straight after Weight Watchers.

 rotflmfao ;tightend; at the fact you've remembered HER name.

wasn't Eleniak in Baywatch with the Hasselhoff?


blonde, gorgeous, stacked? (not the hasselhoff....)

I can only remember her 'popping out' in Under Siege.


(I meant popping out of the cake, of course.)

  Yes she was in Babe Watch... Fantastic Norkage   I think she blew her Career when she made a movie with Steven Seagal

24 drinking game:



 Warning: Playing this game two or more consecutive episodes of 24 may cause Alcohol Poisoning or serious liver damage.

May God help you if you are watching a series on DVD. With that said... Enjoy!



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1) The time is displayed. (1 Drink)



2) There is an explosion, a bomb going off, or a plane/helicopter crash. (1 Drink)



3) A tender or sentimental moment is interrupted by a ringing cell phone. (2 Drinks)



4) There is a major plot twist that renders a significant amount of work done by CTU/Jack Bauer useless. (1 Drink)



5) Someone you thought was with the "good guys" is revealed to be in with the "bad guys." (2 Drinks)



6) Someone is held at gunpoint. (1 Drink)



7) A defibrulator is used (1 Drink).

If it actually saves the persons life. (2 Drinks)



8) Someone dies. (1 Drink)

If they're a A CTU / Governmental executive or other major plot character. (2 Drinks)

If the person is killed just before they reveal important information, discover something crucial, or solve some puzzle. (3 Drinks)



9) Jack Bauer miraculously recovers from an injury or very narrowly escapes certain death. (2 Drinks)



10) Jack Bauer does something that is against protocol. (1 Drink)

If he gets caught. (2 Drinks)



11) Jack Bauer asks to speak to the president. (1 Drink)

If he says "It�s important." (2 Drinks)



12) Jack Bauer yells, "Drop your weapon!" (1 Drink)



13) Jack Bauer says, "You just have to trust me" (1 Drink)



14) Jack Bauer interrogates someone. (1 drink)

If Jack gets pissed off and yells, throws things (or them) around. (2 Drinks)

If Jack kills them afterward. (3 drinks)



15) Some computer whiz at CTU decodes, analyzes, decrypts, or hacks something. (1 Drink)



16) Kim Bauer says or does something extraordinarily stupid. (gets kidnapped, lies to the authorites, etc) (2 Drinks)



17) An old character who you thought was dead, fired, or gone forever comes back to surprise everyone (2 Drinks).



18) Someone is being a complete asshole, or a total moron and is preventing CTU, Jack, or the "good guys" from saving the day. (1 Drink)

If the above someone is Kim or Sherry (2 Drinks)



19) Sherry Palmer says "I'm doing this for you, David", or "This is for the good of your Presidency".(2 Drinks)



20) Someone on Palmer�s staff advises him not to do something. (1 Drink)

If he does it anyway. (2 Drinks)



21) Someone on Palmer's staff does something sneaky behind his back. (1 Drink)

If Palmer fires them for it. (2 Drinks)



22) Information is leaked to the press. (1 Drink)

If the leak was unintentional (2 Drinks)



23) Someone without government clearance is told a secret they aren�t supposed to tell anyone. (1 Drink)

They tell someone anyway. (2 Drinks)

If Someone is Kim. (3 Drinks)



24) Something bad happens three seconds before the episode ends. (Finish your Drink)

I played it last night, its a corker!

9) Jack Bauer miraculously recovers from an injury or very narrowly escapes certain death. (2 Drinks)

We're all shafted. PMSL!

Jack Bauer says " Dammit" alot as well .  Normally while holding a cell phone .

his other fave "son of a bitch"

About the only Post on this entire thread that makes an iota of sense, now that IS funny.

Bourne Identity on ITV2 now, great film

Yes, was watching bits of it

Bourne 1 was okay; not too bad.

Problem with Bourne Saga is....:

1) Bourne 2 at its best is just like Bourne 1... and at its worst is unintelligible

2) Best thing about Bourne 1 is closing credits music.

:-\

Yeah JC put it on, we then had to watch the re-run aswell.....

At many points the diffrences of the JB's were discussed, i am more convinced than ever that Bauer is the greater force.

Bauer does more cool s*** before 9am than I usually manage by tea time!

I have to go with Bourne/Cain/Delta/Webb ( its all the same guy ), I read the books and I foun the books much better than the film, and if the Bourne/Cain/Delta/Webb from the books was up against Bauer, Bauer would be in real bit of bother.

Now we're getting technical.

Are we talking married Bauer, wife dead Bauer, heroin addict Bauer, faked his own death Bauer or locked in a room with Nina Myers alone with blunt instruments Bauer?

Anyone of these bauers is in bother against Bourne/Cain/Delta/Webb

Maybe married Bauer but junkie Bauer? No chance!

Locked in a room with Nina Bauer wuldn't break a sweat.

What about singing in the shower Bauer?

Have you read the books Baron? I promise if you read the Bourne books your opinion would change.


That sounds like a gay love scene!

 Bourne is the Full DB End Of............