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Title: Slight groan but i have to admit it made me smie Post by: ACE2M on April 07, 2006, 03:56:26 PM > Stephen Spielberg is casting for a new film based around the great
> composers. To give the film a twist and some "oomph" he decides to cast > the parts to the great action heroes of today. > He calls Stallone, Arnie, Bruce Willis and Steven Seagal into his office > to hear who they would like to play. > "Well," started Stallone, "I've always admired Mozart. I would love to > play him." > "Chopin has always been my favourite, and my image would improve if > people saw me playing the piano" said Willis. "I'll play him." > "I've always been partial to Strauss and his waltzes," said Seagal. "I'd > like to play him." > Spielberg was very pleased with these choices. "Sounds splendid." > Then, looking at Schwarzenegger, he asked, "Who do you want to be, > Arnold?" > So Arnold says ......................... > "I'll be Bach." Title: Re: Slight groan but i have to admit it made me smie Post by: Poppet7 on April 07, 2006, 04:06:43 PM :D :D :D
Title: Re: Slight groan but i have to admit it made me smie Post by: thetank on April 07, 2006, 04:44:13 PM Love it.
On Radio Three while they had their Bach season last christmas......... "That was the news, now we'll get back, to back to back Bach" Title: Re: Slight groan but i have to admit it made me smie Post by: RED-DOG on April 07, 2006, 05:11:30 PM Beethoven's butler resigns
Beethoven: Don't go, you're my inspiration Butler: Don't make me laugh, ha ha ha har....ha ha ha har. Title: Re: Slight groan but i have to admit it made me smie Post by: TightEnd on April 07, 2006, 05:15:28 PM Love it. On Radio Three while they had their Bach season last christmas......... "That was the news, now we'll get back, to back to back Bach" a man of real culture our tank I prefer Burt Bacharach. |