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Title: chilli...............playing irish open.......yes or no ?
Post by: booder on April 11, 2006, 12:28:02 PM
well mr k.............did you manage to get maria entered?

ooer i didnt mean it like that but you know what i mean


Title: Re: chilli...............playing irish open.......yes or no ?
Post by: tikay on April 11, 2006, 01:34:15 PM
I rung The Merrion this morning, but the guy that Liam Flood told me to speak to was not there, I left a message asking him to call me back, & will chase it up shortly.

I have had 16 texts from Chili asking if I have sorted it. She can't 'arf nag.


Title: Re: chilli...............playing irish open.......yes or no ?
Post by: tikay on April 11, 2006, 01:46:30 PM

Charles, from The Merrion, just called me back.

Officially, it is sold out, but not eveyone has played, so they are checking out the "not paid" ones to make sure they are deffos. He will ring me back later this afternoon to confirm.

I still think she has a 70/30 shot.

11 more nagging texts from Chili, meanwhle. Glad I declined her invitation to ger married to her.


Title: Re: chilli...............playing irish open.......yes or no ?
Post by: Robert HM on April 11, 2006, 01:48:12 PM
What is with these women, always nagging to be entered.

Hope you manage to get into the comp.


Title: Re: chilli...............playing irish open.......yes or no ?
Post by: tikay on April 11, 2006, 01:48:33 PM
3 more texts from Chili. "Am I In?" sorta thing. Jeez, she could nag for England.


Title: Re: chilli...............playing irish open.......yes or no ?
Post by: Ironside on April 11, 2006, 01:49:50 PM
she could nag me alll day if she wanted to get married to me although having glen on my back means i would problery have to decline he scares me


Title: Re: chilli...............playing irish open.......yes or no ?
Post by: tikay on April 11, 2006, 01:53:28 PM
Nerver mind that Glen scares you, Chili will scare you if you watch her on that TV Event tomorrow night. She's an utter maniac. Avoid, is my advice.


Title: Re: chilli...............playing irish open.......yes or no ?
Post by: tikay on April 11, 2006, 02:10:40 PM

Sorted!

Chili is IN the Irish Open.



Title: Re: chilli...............playing irish open.......yes or no ?
Post by: Robert HM on April 11, 2006, 02:11:53 PM
 :dd: :dd: ;karabiner; ;karabiner; :dd: :dd:


Title: Re: chilli...............playing irish open.......yes or no ?
Post by: booder on April 11, 2006, 03:01:01 PM
great news


Title: Re: chilli...............playing irish open.......yes or no ?
Post by: Chili on April 11, 2006, 03:11:41 PM
 ;letsparty; ;letsparty; ;letsparty; ;letsparty; ;letsparty; ;letsparty;
 ;karabiner; ;karabiner; ;karabiner; ;karabiner; ;karabiner; ;karabiner; ;karabiner; ;karabiner;
 :dd: :dd: :dd: :dd: :dd: :dd: :dd:
 ;applause; ;applause; ;applause; ;applause; ;applause; ;applause; ;applause; ;applause;
 ;adamM; ;adamM; ;adamM; ;adamM; ;adamM; ;adamM; ;adamM;

Damn it. Poor effort - Nemesis is the master of these.

But yay! I am happy.  Cannot wait now wahooooooooooooooooo!


Title: Re: chilli...............playing irish open.......yes or no ?
Post by: Chili on April 11, 2006, 03:13:33 PM
Btw - Tikay lies! There were about 4 texts and a call and marriage was NEVER mentioned  :D


Title: Re: chilli...............playing irish open.......yes or no ?
Post by: RED-DOG on April 11, 2006, 03:14:21 PM
Inbox

RED-DOG

Apr 11 2006 15:16

Good luck Hun


Title: Re: chilli...............playing irish open.......yes or no ?
Post by: Colchester Kev on April 11, 2006, 03:15:07 PM
see you there Chili, please bring the tartan skirt and a box of chicken & mushroom Pukka's ;)


Title: Re: chilli...............playing irish open.......yes or no ?
Post by: tikay on April 11, 2006, 03:17:38 PM

Surprised nobody has offered a room for her to share........

PS - Before 700 of you offer, she HAS one already. With our Jen. So behave, the lot of you.


Title: Re: chilli...............playing irish open.......yes or no ?
Post by: Chili on April 11, 2006, 03:19:21 PM
see you there Chili, please bring the tartan skirt and a box of chicken & mushroom Pukka's ;)

Oh no! didnt know you were going Kev!  I will be VERY sober this time, i told you the tartan was a one off and i'm afraid the pie box is too big for my little case xx

Red. Eh? Whats wrong with your inbox?


Title: Re: chilli...............playing irish open.......yes or no ?
Post by: tikay on April 11, 2006, 03:19:43 PM
But you can ask who is the Big Chip Daddy in the £250 Freeze on Laddies. They been THROWING chips at me!


Title: Re: chilli...............playing irish open.......yes or no ?
Post by: Chili on April 11, 2006, 03:22:07 PM
But you can ask who is the Big Chip Daddy in the £250 Freeze on Laddies. They been THROWING chips at me!

NOT AGAIN!!  :)up


Title: Re: chilli...............playing irish open.......yes or no ?
Post by: NoflopsHomer on April 11, 2006, 03:23:08 PM
But you can ask who is the Big Chip Daddy in the £250 Freeze on Laddies. They been THROWING chips at me!

NOT AGAIN!!  :)up

If anyone re-raises you, just give them 'the full tikay' again.  ;hide;


Title: Re: chilli...............playing irish open.......yes or no ?
Post by: Ironside on April 11, 2006, 03:23:49 PM
they throw chips at chilli everytime she gets an order wrong


Title: Re: chilli...............playing irish open.......yes or no ?
Post by: Chili on April 11, 2006, 03:25:14 PM
they throw chips at chilli everytime she gets an order wrong

Ahh Ironside, you dont know how true that is!!

As well as chips, you should hear the words that come from their mouths.


Title: Re: chilli...............playing irish open.......yes or no ?
Post by: tikay on April 11, 2006, 03:25:24 PM
I slow played KK, geezer bets, bla bla bla, he has bottom pair, & when I RR him all in on the end, he CALLS for his entire stack......


Title: Re: chilli...............playing irish open.......yes or no ?
Post by: NoflopsHomer on April 11, 2006, 03:27:03 PM
I slow played KK, geezer bets, bla bla bla, he has bottom pair, & when I RR him all in on the end, he CALLS for his entire stack......

Is the tournament sponsored by Help the Aged???


Title: Re: chilli...............playing irish open.......yes or no ?
Post by: Chili on April 11, 2006, 03:27:53 PM
Homer - you are in a teastastic mood today  :D


Title: Re: chilli...............playing irish open.......yes or no ?
Post by: Ironside on April 11, 2006, 03:31:53 PM
chilli when my folks go away i live out the chip shop

i get excerlent service i think its because i always tip the person who runs out to my car with it around £1 or £2 when you think the cost of a whitepudding supper is only £1.60 they think i am mad

not once have they messed up my order or given me rotten food so i have never had to throw my food at them yet


Title: Re: chilli...............playing irish open.......yes or no ?
Post by: tikay on April 11, 2006, 03:32:25 PM
I slow played KK, geezer bets, bla bla bla, he has bottom pair, & when I RR him all in on the end, he CALLS for his entire stack......

Is the tournament sponsored by Help the Aged???

No, Club 18-30. I'm an Honorary Member.


Title: Re: chilli...............playing irish open.......yes or no ?
Post by: Ironside on April 11, 2006, 03:33:24 PM
I slow played KK, geezer bets, bla bla bla, he has bottom pair, & when I RR him all in on the end, he CALLS for his entire stack......

Is the tournament sponsored by Help the Aged???

No, Club 18-30. I'm an Honorary Member.

lifetime member you mean seeing you were in the 18-30 club when it opened in 1834


Title: Re: chilli...............playing irish open.......yes or no ?
Post by: Claw75 on April 11, 2006, 04:22:45 PM
good luck Chili!


Title: Re: chilli...............playing irish open.......yes or no ?
Post by: Rod Paradise on April 11, 2006, 04:39:18 PM
Best of Luck Chili.

I've met someone else called Chili Pepper while on holiday - will send you a picture when I get back.


Title: Re: chilli...............playing irish open.......yes or no ?
Post by: b4matt on April 11, 2006, 05:05:00 PM
FANDIDDLYTASTIC NEWS... SEE YOU THERE CHILLIBABE :D


Title: Re: chilli...............playing irish open.......yes or no ?
Post by: booder on April 11, 2006, 05:08:02 PM
none of that Q9 nonsense matt...i have had £1 each way on you


Title: Re: chilli...............playing irish open.......yes or no ?
Post by: snoopy1239 on April 11, 2006, 05:09:06 PM
Nice one Chili!

Look forward to updating your hands on the final table.  :)up


Title: Re: chilli...............playing irish open.......yes or no ?
Post by: tikay on April 11, 2006, 05:19:03 PM
Nice one Chili!

Look forward to updating your hands on the final table.  :)up

..and mine too, I assume......


Title: Re: chilli...............playing irish open.......yes or no ?
Post by: snoopy1239 on April 11, 2006, 05:20:40 PM
(http://www.pierce.ctc.edu/bbenedet/fall04/Documents/tumbleweed/tumbleweed/tumbleweed.jpg)


Title: Re: chilli...............playing irish open.......yes or no ?
Post by: snoopy1239 on April 11, 2006, 05:21:39 PM
Yes Boss (http://www.alien-ufos.com/forum/images/smilies/salute.gif)


Title: Re: chilli...............playing irish open.......yes or no ?
Post by: Sunday8pm on April 11, 2006, 05:49:13 PM
Good luck out there Maria and remember to enjoy yourself, don't take it too seriously!

Best of Luck, fingers crossed


Title: Re: chilli...............playing irish open.......yes or no ?
Post by: Chili on April 11, 2006, 08:18:03 PM
Guys this is awesome.  Thanks for the support.  I will do my best to enjoy every second, thanks Ben great point.  It is so easy to get wrapped up in the occasion and then in a moment, it is all over!  Your Aces have been cracked by 4 7 and its goodnight.

I said to Tikay earlier that if I could arrange things,  i would want the top 9 people in that comp at my table and then little old me sat there with the widest grin imaginable on my face!  Whatever the outcome it will be a great weekend with top entertainment and tons of blondites all willing each other to success in the usual heart string tugging way.


Title: Re: chilli...............playing irish open.......yes or no ?
Post by: RED-DOG on April 11, 2006, 08:24:57 PM
Inbox

RED-DOG

Apr 11 2006 15:16

Good luck Hun

I was just returning your good luck text


Title: Re: chilli...............playing irish open.......yes or no ?
Post by: Chili on April 11, 2006, 08:29:39 PM
Inbox

RED-DOG

Apr 11 2006 15:16

Good luck Hun

I was just returning your good luck text

Cheers Red, The penny finally dropped, oh only about an hour later  :D


Title: Re: chilli...............playing irish open.......yes or no ?
Post by: Chili on April 11, 2006, 08:32:39 PM
Best of Luck Chili.

I've met someone else called Chili Pepper while on holiday - will send you a picture when I get back.

Rod, he don't play on Ladbrokes does he?  He stole my identity!!


Title: Re: chilli...............playing irish open.......yes or no ?
Post by: RED-DOG on April 11, 2006, 08:37:25 PM
Inbox

RED-DOG

Apr 11 2006 15:16

Good luck Hun

I was just returning your good luck text

Cheers Red, The penny finally dropped, oh only about an hour later  :D

No problem, my fault, I should dumb it down now I know you're a girl


Title: Re: chilli...............playing irish open.......yes or no ?
Post by: Ironside on April 11, 2006, 08:38:41 PM



 I know you're a girl

r u sure you spent the last 12 months trying to convice me she was a man


Title: Re: chilli...............playing irish open.......yes or no ?
Post by: Chili on April 11, 2006, 08:42:40 PM
??????? i'm all confused now! What am i supposed to be?


Title: Re: chilli...............playing irish open.......yes or no ?
Post by: RED-DOG on April 11, 2006, 08:55:09 PM
??????? i'm all confused now! What am i supposed to be?

Sigh, I rest my case!

Ok, I'll type slowly

I thought that you were a man, so I made cryptic, cerebral type posts that a man would understand

But now that I know you're just a girlie, I will try to keep it simple

Good luck dear  8)


Title: Re: chilli...............playing irish open.......yes or no ?
Post by: Ironside on April 11, 2006, 08:55:31 PM
??????? i'm all confused now! What am i supposed to be?

i am not sure i think we need to do a sex test

we will start with the oral exam and might need a physical later

1) can you play poker
2) can you name a international football player
3) can you tell us the offside rule
4) can you drink like a fish
5) do you like shopping
6) do you look good in a bikini


Title: Re: chilli...............playing irish open.......yes or no ?
Post by: RED-DOG on April 11, 2006, 08:57:07 PM
 ;hide;


Title: Re: chilli...............playing irish open.......yes or no ?
Post by: tikay on April 11, 2006, 08:59:40 PM
see you there Chili, please bring the tartan skirt and a box of chicken & mushroom Pukka's ;)

Oh no! didnt know you were going Kev!  I will be VERY sober this time, i told you the tartan was a one off and i'm afraid the pie box is too big for my little case xx

Red. Eh? Whats wrong with your inbox?

WHOOSH!   


Title: Re: chilli...............playing irish open.......yes or no ?
Post by: tikay on April 11, 2006, 09:01:25 PM
??????? i'm all confused now! What am i supposed to be?

WHOOSH!


Title: Re: chilli...............playing irish open.......yes or no ?
Post by: Chili on April 11, 2006, 09:07:39 PM
Tikay what is wrong with you now? 

Has everyone lost the plot tonight?  Red i preffered things when you were insulting me and doubting my gender at every opportunity.  Welcome back.

Ironside will deal with you in a moment  ;ifm;


Title: Re: chilli...............playing irish open.......yes or no ?
Post by: Ironside on April 11, 2006, 09:09:05 PM
  ;ifm;

wow you can cook too


Title: Re: chilli...............playing irish open.......yes or no ?
Post by: Chili on April 11, 2006, 09:10:33 PM
Yeah - fish and chips


Title: Re: chilli...............playing irish open.......yes or no ?
Post by: tikay on April 11, 2006, 09:12:49 PM

Red-Dog wrote.....

"No problem, my fault, I should dumb it down now I know you're a girl"

Chili wrote.....

"I preferred it when Red-Dog insulted me......."

Prepare for that big sign Chili......

WHOOSH!


Title: Re: chilli...............playing irish open.......yes or no ?
Post by: tikay on April 11, 2006, 09:14:11 PM
 ;scarymoment; ;scarymoment;

 ;hide; ;hide;


Title: Re: chilli...............playing irish open.......yes or no ?
Post by: snoopy1239 on April 11, 2006, 09:15:28 PM
??????? i'm all confused now! What am i supposed to be?

i am not sure i think we need to do a sex test

we will start with the oral exam and might need a physical later

1) can you play poker
2) can you name a international football player
3) can you tell us the offside rule
4) can you drink like a fish
5) do you like shopping
6) do you look good in a bikini

I'm a yes to all of them. What does that make me?


Title: Re: chilli...............playing irish open.......yes or no ?
Post by: Ironside on April 11, 2006, 09:22:46 PM
??????? i'm all confused now! What am i supposed to be?

i am not sure i think we need to do a sex test

we will start with the oral exam and might need a physical later

1) can you play poker
2) can you name a international football player
3) can you tell us the offside rule
4) can you drink like a fish
5) do you like shopping
6) do you look good in a bikini

I'm a yes to all of them. What does that make me?

think we need to talk to your mother there is something you need to tell her


Title: Re: chilli...............playing irish open.......yes or no ?
Post by: Chili on April 11, 2006, 09:28:01 PM
I have a headache


Title: Re: chilli...............playing irish open.......yes or no ?
Post by: tikay on April 11, 2006, 09:31:08 PM
I have a headache

Deffo a woman then.


Title: Re: chilli...............playing irish open.......yes or no ?
Post by: Chili on April 11, 2006, 09:31:32 PM
Hear that often did you matey?


Title: Re: chilli...............playing irish open.......yes or no ?
Post by: tikay on April 11, 2006, 09:39:10 PM
Hear that often did you matey?

Not for a few years, truth to tell......


Title: Re: chilli...............playing irish open.......yes or no ?
Post by: Ironside on April 11, 2006, 09:41:53 PM
www.friendsreuniteddating.com

try it out tikay there are a few ladies in your age bracket there


Title: Re: chilli...............playing irish open.......yes or no ?
Post by: Chili on April 11, 2006, 09:42:51 PM
I'm not coming out on top tonight  ;)


Title: Re: chilli...............playing irish open.......yes or no ?
Post by: Ironside on April 11, 2006, 09:43:44 PM
well i cant go on top i wouldnt be much use


Title: Re: chilli...............playing irish open.......yes or no ?
Post by: tikay on April 11, 2006, 09:44:53 PM

Suggest you say NOTHING Chili. Every word means that hole is being dug a little deeper.....


Title: Re: chilli...............playing irish open.......yes or no ?
Post by: Chili on April 11, 2006, 09:46:58 PM
 rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao :-X


Title: Re: chilli...............playing irish open.......yes or no ?
Post by: ifm on April 12, 2006, 12:03:24 AM
??????? i'm all confused now! What am i supposed to be?

i am not sure i think we need to do a sex test

we will start with the oral exam and might need a physical later

1) can you play poker
2) can you name a international football player
3) can you tell us the offside rule
4) can you drink like a fish
5) do you like shopping
6) do you look good in a bikini

I'm a yes to all of them. What does that make me?

The butch one of the "couple"?


Title: Re: chilli...............playing irish open.......yes or no ?
Post by: ifm on April 12, 2006, 12:04:05 AM
Oh, and good luck Chili !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Plenty of AAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRs!!!!!!!!!!! please


Title: Re: chilli...............playing irish open.......yes or no ?
Post by: ruthless1 on April 12, 2006, 12:15:53 AM
Goodluck chilli 8)


Title: Re: chilli...............playing irish open.......yes or no ?
Post by: Slick Kid on April 12, 2006, 01:03:22 AM
Good Luck Maria................................ Ahrt Aspades       versus         4s 4d        ................................lol


Title: Re: chilli...............playing irish open.......yes or no ?
Post by: Chili on April 12, 2006, 10:03:41 AM
Your memory doesnt die does it Michael?  :D


Title: Re: chilli...............playing irish open.......yes or no ?
Post by: Slick Kid on April 12, 2006, 11:26:01 AM
I never forget when l crack Aces Chilli, as it only happens in a blue moon......................unless your nick-name is YoYo. :D :D :D  Very Best of luck....