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 A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm. The interviewer looks over his papers and  says, "This is phenomenal. You've graduated from the best schools; your  recommendations are wonderful, and your experience is unparalleled. Normally, we'd hire you without a second thought. However, a sales representative has a highly visible position, and we're afraid that your constant winking will scare off potential customers. I'm sorry.... we can't  hire you."

"But wait," he said. "If I take two aspirin, I'll stop winking!"

 "Really? Great! Show me!"
 
So the applicant reaches into his jacket pocket and begins pulling out all  sorts of condoms: red condoms, blue condoms, ribbed condoms, flavored  condoms; finally, at the bottom, he finds a packet of aspirin. He tears it  open, swallows the pills, and stops winking.
 
 "Well," said the interviewer,"that's all well and good, but this is a  respectable company, and we will not have our employee womanizing all over  the country!"
 
 "Womanizing? What do you mean? I'm a happily married man!"
 
 "Well then, how do you explain all these condoms?"
 
 "Oh, that," he sighed. "Have you ever walked into a pharmacy, winking, and  asked for aspirin?"  :D

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