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Title: one good turn deserves another
Post by: vinni on April 14, 2006, 12:11:20 AM
after recently having a clown turn up at one of my pubs demanding money ,

as we had supposedley booked him through the internet .

i found out some time lately that it was a friend of mine who had played a joke ,

some joke ,one daft bloke stood with a silly big red nose on demanding i pay him .

thus i proceded to throw him out .

when my friend found out he was in stitches .

thus i procceded to get my own back .

this started when i found his address, post code and new mobile number

i phoned the local add mag and put his nissan almera in for a steel

hence one phone call after another ,unbe noing to me his wife had borrowed

his phone that day ,when i called she went mentle

i dare not tell her ive also put all her kids close in the add mag to .

the moral of the storie is if you cant take the pain dont give it out


Title: Re: one good turn deserves another
Post by: Robert HM on April 14, 2006, 12:15:22 AM
 rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao


Title: Re: one good turn deserves another
Post by: mex on April 14, 2006, 12:32:14 AM
This could soon be a criminal offence.


Title: Re: one good turn deserves another
Post by: vinni on April 14, 2006, 12:35:04 AM
i am a criminal same as every one who theives at the table


Title: Re: one good turn deserves another
Post by: mex on April 14, 2006, 12:41:01 AM
As for throwing Clowns outa Pubs, are you mad clowns are all closet serial killers.

CLOWN= SCARY 10/10


Title: Re: one good turn deserves another
Post by: vinni on April 14, 2006, 12:57:26 AM
i run a rough pub in sheffield we dont have crazy clowns at kids partys

they would kill him


Title: Re: one good turn deserves another
Post by: bolt pp on April 14, 2006, 08:37:24 AM
this is such a sad story.

clown bashings are up a remarkable 300% for this year alone, whilst attacks on traffic wardens have significantly decreased.

will we ever learn!


Title: Re: one good turn deserves another
Post by: booder on April 14, 2006, 11:17:44 AM
one daft bloke stood with a silly big red nose

was it alex ferguson ?


Title: Re: one good turn deserves another
Post by: Dewi_cool on April 14, 2006, 12:00:09 PM
 :redcard:


Title: Re: one good turn deserves another
Post by: Indestructable on April 14, 2006, 01:40:35 PM
 rotflmfao


Title: Re: one good turn deserves another
Post by: vinni on April 14, 2006, 07:37:18 PM
his wife just rung me ,

i cant tell you what she said cause this is  family forum .

he rang 10 mins after her laughing ,he can take a joke

says his phone has never stopped ,moestly assylum seakers ringing for the kids clothes

the last time she was there when he told them they wernt for sale rotflmfao ;letsparty; ;tightend; rotflmfao ;letsparty;


Title: Re: one good turn deserves another
Post by: mex on April 18, 2006, 12:14:10 AM
Vinni my cousin owns the sheakspeare in sheffield.


Title: Re: one good turn deserves another
Post by: tikay on April 18, 2006, 12:57:24 AM
Vinni my cousin owns the sheakspeare in sheffield.

I gotta friend who owns a chippy in Grantham.


Title: Re: one good turn deserves another
Post by: thetank on April 18, 2006, 01:38:30 AM
Hang fire till mid-January, he thinks you've forgotten.

Then place an ad,

"Will buy all used christmas trees, pop them on my front lawn, will pay £5 for each."

He'll have 35 irate clowns wanting payed.