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Kiv, ifm, tight, tikay, heid, anyone?

Bueller?


Bueller?


I'll play. ;)

Can't too tired:(

You'd beat me easier than normal, and it would be soul destroying :(

Tomorrow :)

i'm supposed to be cleaning the house..........ok, i'm in

good on you floppy, shame on you heid, nice one ifm (I never believed what they said about you)

Sorry, no can do - "technical reasons"......

Nun said i was handsome :)

Read the manual, the chapter entitled "Overcoming Lack of Ability" failing that get an engineer.

(getting coat)

im in one where are you lot ?

get in quick

TK has lost his misread glasses.

another night of fun on the $5 tables, i played 3 came 3rd twice and bombed out on the other one ... $16.50 out...$18.  back in ... AYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR  im a winner !!!   Ifm the mug came 2nd in one , won one and bombed out of one (soooooooo lucky)  ... as for Robert and tighty, well lets just say thanks to you both from me and ifm for the donations :D :D :D

Couple of hand histories from tonight, note the excellent railing from the bad losers.........

$5 - NL - 9 Seat - Extended 8740319-65 Holdem No Limit 100/200
[Apr 25 02:53:40] : Hand Start.
[Apr 25 02:53:40] : Seat 4 : Ellie-Anne has $16,600
[Apr 25 02:53:40] : Seat 8 : junkie33 has $1,400
[Apr 25 02:53:40] : Ellie-Anne is the dealer.
[Apr 25 02:53:40] : Ellie-Anne posted small blind.
[Apr 25 02:53:40] : junkie33 posted big blind.
[Apr 25 02:53:40] : Game [65] started with 2 players.
[Apr 25 02:53:40] : Dealing Hole Cards.
[Apr 25 02:53:40] : Seat 4 : Ellie-Anne has Jd 6d
[Apr 25 02:53:44] : Ellie-Anne called 100 and raised 1,600
[Apr 25 02:53:45] : junkie33 called 1,200 and is All-in
[Apr 25 02:53:45] : Showdown!
[Apr 25 02:53:45] : Seat 4 : Ellie-Anne has Jd 6d
[Apr 25 02:53:47] : Seat 4 : Ellie-Anne has Jd 6d
[Apr 25 02:53:47] : Seat 8 : junkie33 has 6s Ad
[Apr 25 02:53:53] : Kev-Colch : no J
[Apr 25 02:53:56] : Board cards [2d 5h Jc 5s Ah]
[Apr 25 02:53:56] : Seat 4 : Ellie-Anne has Jd 6d
[Apr 25 02:53:56] : Ellie-Anne has Two Pair: Jacks and 5s
[Apr 25 02:53:56] : Seat 8 : junkie33 has 6s Ad
[Apr 25 02:53:56] : junkie33 has Two Pair: Aces and 5s
[Apr 25 02:53:56] : junkie33 wins 2,800 with Two Pair: Aces and 5s
[Apr 25 02:53:58] : Stakes: 100/200 Current level: 4 Next level in: 4 min. 
[Apr 25 02:53:59] : Ellie-Anne : nooooo
[Apr 25 02:54:03] : Kev-Colch : AYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR
[Apr 25 02:54:06] : Hand is over.
[Apr 25 02:54:06] : Stakes: 100/200 Current level: 4 Next level in: 4 min


$5 - NL - 9 Seat - Extended 8740319-67 Holdem No Limit 100/200
[Apr 25 02:54:14] : Hand Start.
[Apr 25 02:54:14] : Seat 4 : Ellie-Anne has $15,000
[Apr 25 02:54:14] : Seat 8 : junkie33 has $3,000
[Apr 25 02:54:14] : Ellie-Anne is the dealer.
[Apr 25 02:54:14] : Ellie-Anne posted small blind.
[Apr 25 02:54:14] : junkie33 posted big blind.
[Apr 25 02:54:14] : Game [67] started with 2 players.
[Apr 25 02:54:14] : Dealing Hole Cards.
[Apr 25 02:54:14] : Seat 4 : Ellie-Anne has Ah 5s
[Apr 25 02:54:17] : Stakes: 100/200 Current level: 4 Next level in: 4 min. 
[Apr 25 02:54:19] : Ellie-Anne called 100 and raised 14,800 and is All-in
[Apr 25 02:54:23] : junkie33 called 2,800 and is All-in
[Apr 25 02:54:24] : Showdown!
[Apr 25 02:54:24] : Seat 4 : Ellie-Anne has Ah 5s
[Apr 25 02:54:26] : Seat 4 : Ellie-Anne has Ah 5s
[Apr 25 02:54:26] : Seat 8 : junkie33 has 9c Tc
[Apr 25 02:54:28] : Ellie-Anne : lmao
[Apr 25 02:54:30] : Kev-Colch : 9
[Apr 25 02:54:30] : Kev-Colch : 9
[Apr 25 02:54:31] : Kev-Colch : 9
[Apr 25 02:54:31] : Kev-Colch : 9
[Apr 25 02:54:32] : Kev-Colch : 9
[Apr 25 02:54:35] : Board cards [As 6s 2d Jh 3s]
[Apr 25 02:54:35] : Seat 4 : Ellie-Anne has Ah 5s
[Apr 25 02:54:35] : Ellie-Anne has Pair: Aces
[Apr 25 02:54:35] : Seat 8 : junkie33 has 9c Tc
[Apr 25 02:54:35] : junkie33 has High Card : Ace
[Apr 25 02:54:35] : Ellie-Anne wins 6,000 with Pair: Aces
[Apr 25 02:54:37] : Kev-Colch : fk
[Apr 25 02:54:37] : Stakes: 100/200 Current level: 4 Next level in: 3 min. 
[Apr 25 02:54:37] : Ellie-Anne : gg
[Apr 25 02:54:40] : BriefBL : gg
[Apr 25 02:54:41] : BriefBL : wp
[Apr 25 02:54:45] : Ellie-Anne : thanks for the railing
[Apr 25 02:54:45] : Hand is over.
[Apr 25 02:54:45] : Stakes: 100/200 Current level: 4 Next level in: 3 min. 

"fk" = technical term?

i think its Teeline shorthand for fluke

First open table at 00:15 then

(Gives time for Kev to unlock his wallet and ifm to sort out his make up)

Is that today, as in in half an hour? There goes my plan to go sleep early out of the window, I'll be there.

Nice one

grapevine says heid and Tight will be playing as well as Kiv

5 so far but I think ifm is to scared

lol, just gonna rail tikay on blusqr first, won't take long :D

I knew that would wake her up

Sounds good - I'm there

Still waiting for Baron to clear my bounty.

Kiv
ifm
tight
heid
moritzey
scottm
me

close to a full blonde table

5mins

Have you PMed him?

Yes

Next one after the one filling up right now?!

OK

OK, I'm in. GO GO GO!

now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

GREAT fun tonight, i went out first hand in one (my 74 was outdrawn by aces) duck in the second and 2nd place in the third for a minor loss.
Epic headsup with the limpet in the last one, who finally broke his duck against me and Kev, nice one fish.
Oh and we picked up some entertainment in the form of a septic called Arnold who stuck around to try to abuse me for an hour after i knocked him out!!!!!!!

Played 2 , 2nd and  4th   $11 out $13.50 in ....


Thanks to tighty and robert for their continued donations :D


And thanks to Arnold for providing the entertainment ;)


Oh and a special congrats to The Limpet, (ScottM) for spanking that mug ifm heads up :D

Played 3 1st, 3rd and 4th  

And the limpet finally beat the  ;fish;  that are ifm and Kev ;letsparty; rotflmfao WOOHOO !!


That Arnold was lovely wasnt he, certainly loved Kev and ifm  :D


Now I need my revenge on Robert - much tougher then Kev and ifm   ;)  ;hide;

Unlucky with those aces Kev :)up

Now that was funny !!!! rotflmfao

yes mug, inspired play to raise my blind and then call my all in re raise which would take you out with 10 J v my AA  then hit a flush .... GFY !!!

any more of these going?

Oh dear - he's still hurting !!  ;ifm;

In fairness i had raised on Kev's (AKA Easy Blind) BB 7 times in a row and knew he was gonna go for it eventually, he decided to make a stand with AA (brave huh?) and walked into my SOOOTED connectors :D :D
BTW nice to see Scott has adopted his new knickname  ;)

No mate i'm all drawn out :D
Usually start around midnight most nights if you feel like donating to the Ellie/Easy blind poker fund.

Although tonight it was the Limpet's poker fund  :hello:

Excuse me!! I played one game and ended up heads up against a non-blonde. You were not even in the money in that game as scottm came 3rd, you fantasies are getting the better of you.



Join the queue, Baron and Tighty are near the front of that one.

bumpety bump!

Bump again!

ohh is it that time again, already?

i wish to donate some cash!


how do we get it going Heid, wait for some peeps?

Yeah .. taunt em a bit and they will arrive in droves :)

Set a time and then get ready to jump in.

Did someone say they wanted to donate ? ;)

 :hello:

 :hello:  ;fish;

Im involved in a comp on blonde, when i bust out im up for donations

ok 1245

$5 extended stt if thats what you guys play, ready?

Is Kev still in ?

i'm in

GO GO GO!!!!

We already did Sunday lol


Jo xx

Oops !! :D

erm, i think i joined the wrong one!

excuse me, im new to all this! :)

AYYYYARRRRRRRRR I have made the money :)

n1 kev!

ok, for those of you who can multi table,

lets get another one going at 105

$5 extended

MTT Table 1 8747941-101 Holdem No Limit 2,000/4,000
[Apr 27 01:00:03] : Hand Start.
[Apr 27 01:00:03] : Seat 2 : kingoming1 has $123,690
[Apr 27 01:00:03] : Seat 3 : Kev-Colch has $52,590
[Apr 27 01:00:03] : Seat 4 : muttscuts has $79,485
[Apr 27 01:00:03] : Seat 5 : MattH84 has $36,500
[Apr 27 01:00:03] : Seat 7 : davespliff has $48,100
[Apr 27 01:00:03] : Seat 9 : Jazzman83 has $59,710
[Apr 27 01:00:03] : kingoming1 is the dealer.
[Apr 27 01:00:03] : Kev-Colch posted small blind.
[Apr 27 01:00:03] : muttscuts posted big blind.
[Apr 27 01:00:03] : Game [101] started with 6 players.
[Apr 27 01:00:03] : Dealing Hole Cards.
[Apr 27 01:00:03] : Seat 3 : Kev-Colch has Qh 9h
[Apr 27 01:00:07] : MattH84 folded.
[Apr 27 01:00:07] : davespliff folded.
[Apr 27 01:00:08] : Jazzman83 folded.
[Apr 27 01:00:08] : kingoming1 folded.
[Apr 27 01:00:12] : Kev-Colch called 2,000
[Apr 27 01:00:14] : muttscuts checked.
[Apr 27 01:00:15] : Dealing flop.
[Apr 27 01:00:15] : Board cards [Kh Jh Ah]
[Apr 27 01:00:17] : Kev-Colch checked.
[Apr 27 01:00:19] : Stakes: 2,000/4,000 Current level: 13 Level up in: 4 min. Break in: 11 min. Players : 13
[Apr 27 01:00:25] : muttscuts bet 4,000
[Apr 27 01:00:29] : Kev-Colch called 4,000
[Apr 27 01:00:29] : Dealing turn.
[Apr 27 01:00:29] : Board cards [Kh Jh Ah Th]
[Apr 27 01:00:32] : Kev-Colch checked.
[Apr 27 01:00:34] : muttscuts checked.
[Apr 27 01:00:35] : Dealing river.
[Apr 27 01:00:35] : Board cards [Kh Jh Ah Th 3h]
[Apr 27 01:00:39] : Stakes: 2,000/4,000 Current level: 13 Level up in: 4 min. Break in: 11 min. Players : 13
[Apr 27 01:00:43] : Kev-Colch bet 16,000
[Apr 27 01:00:45] : muttscuts folded.
[Apr 27 01:00:47] : Seat 3 : Kev-Colch has Qh 9h
[Apr 27 01:00:47] : Kev-Colch wins 16,000 as the last player standing with Straight Flush AKQJT
[Apr 27 01:00:52] : Hand is over.
[Apr 27 01:00:52] : 
[Apr 27 01:00:52] : Stakes: 2,000/4,000 Current level: 13 Level up in: 3 min. Break in: 11 min. Players : 13

gone 10th ... i raise 3 times BB with JJ called ... flop 678 two clubs he pushes i call, he has KQ clubs ... no club but he rivers the Q ....  lucky mug.

right, what table are you fish on ??

The say straight flush Ace-high for a royal flush? Disappointing ... nice hand, though!

Where's ifm, Im ready to accept donations on the $5 extended tables !!

The limpets in !!! :D

LOL hellooooooo Limpet ...  who else is up for a game ??

me!!!

Anybody else ?????

ok

ok then, lets get on the next free $5 extended....

There is one there

You guys still awake? Would be willing to donate some cash to another $5 extended ...

come find us  :D

always welcome the donation !!! ;goodvevil;

2 played, 2 wins ... are you running scared ?? 

Anytime fish - next one ?

are you sure you can take the pain mug ??

LIke that is it !!!

Bring it on  ;)

ok next one am in

Bullied out my seat - whatever next !!! :D :D

 :-* :-* :-* :-*

Just for you -    no problem  :-* :-*

Who fancies a game?

what time gums?

soon mams

oh please sir can i play???

soon is when my brave soldier?

im sat in 1 now!

NOW! Jim is sitting already

I would join you but I can't find you!

already playin TK,  next 1 maybe.

OK

too late it seems !! :(

I'll tell you when I have won this one

What did you say Robert ?? ;goodvevil;

OK, from chip leader to first out, who's ready. scottm, tikay, anyone?

Sod off lol

 :hello:

 :hello:

Hello to you too

Let me wake up tikay and see if he can delay his cocoa

 :hello:

Will you be requiring your usual seat then ??? :D

Right one is filling up now, go for the one after to give heid a chance to collect a bad beat story then join us

yes please scott  :-* :-* :-*

No problem  :D :D

Oi!

And as it happens....

 8) 8) 8)

 rotflmfao rotflmfao

where are yooooooo?

NOW! Empty table

tony are you in ethnic pool this week m8,,(didnt want to offend )

The what?

well you know baba ? sheep and all that type of stuff so i thought from now on i will call that place ethnicpool ,are you there ????

Ahh, you whooshed me. Blackpool? Thursday onwards, working Wednesday so can't go earlier.

i might see you there on the weekend gl me old m8

Well done Shelly.........hes a  ;fish; and a jammy one too  ::)

"He" being whom, exactly?.......

PS - Unlucky Shelly. xx

You know who im talking about.....one day...one day!!!

It's true. I got luckly. But the final hand, well, I had two overs, and the top straight draw - a whole lotta outs.14 x 2, I think.

lol you had a middle pin draw ya fish

Up till now I have been kinda "starstruck" when playing any Blonde mtts/stts.

Tonight for the first time I wasnt.

Bring it on ...im now a player :-)

I understand Suz but i am approachable honest..........

Shelly had  8d 8c

I had  Qh Js

The flop was  9s Tc 4c

That's a middle pin, is it?.....

I do lessons for beginners. You can have a discount.

Bring it on big boy.......

I have played pathetically in previous Blonde games...blinding out and playing sooooooooo bad.

Not any more....you all fart and puke after a skinful and snore and scratch ur butts. pick ur noses and wipe it on the walls (or eat it).

I fear you no more.

(Takes a bow)

i'm sure it was 89..........
you actually charge people for your advice!!!!!??
Charlatan

Nope, it was 9-10. If it were 8-9, Shelly woulda had a set.

OK, you can have the benefit of my wisdom for free. Where shall we begin?

Well you played great tonight Suzanne. Well done.

Ok then, you have AA and the player immediately to your left raises it up (bearing in mind he is an excellent player who will outplay you on every flop) do you raise allin or fold?

I wonder how that one turned out ??? rotflmfao

Well - purely hypothetical of course - it depends who the player to my left is.  I tend to RR in such a way that any fish would know I have AA, so that they put their hand down. Even small pairs - such as KK - catch their set sometimes. But sometimes those fish are blind, & just steam in with their middling pairs, as they can't put hands down, see? All hypothetical, of course.

Your turn Ifm.....

Don't fret, he'll come up with some nonsense shortly. KK indeed.

C'mon then, we're waiting ifm ..... ;ifm;

 rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao

In IFMs defence...he is VERY aggresive as is Kev.

Got the notes now ;-)

Suze

Don't EVER ask Ian for directions - he's rubbish!   lol

Its ok. Us poker gods dont mind being outdrawn once in a while. Being so dominant becomes boring after a while anyway....

 :redcard: :redcard: :redcard: :redcard: :redcard: :redcard: