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Title: My mum has ran over the cat Post by: smithy69 on April 27, 2006, 04:06:42 PM Just got the message from my dad
''Hi mate had a good day at the festival of Rugby won the bowl got a corker of a black eye and my left ear looks like graham rowntrees. on a sad note mum ran moggsey over'' . They had that cat for 19 years - i feel there may be a fight of some description in the parents household tonight RIP moggs Title: Re: My mum has ran over the cat Post by: Colchester Kev on April 27, 2006, 04:08:31 PM perhaps it wouldnt be a good idea to get your mum to give you a few tips on passing your test next time ;)
Title: Re: My mum has ran over the cat Post by: HarlemShuffle on April 27, 2006, 04:09:38 PM He's had a nice day though. That's the main thing.
RIP Title: Re: My mum has ran over the cat Post by: londonpokergirl on April 27, 2006, 04:13:04 PM oh bless :( poor cat
Title: Re: My mum has ran over the cat Post by: bundle on April 27, 2006, 04:15:56 PM Feel bad for ya mate, not your family’s day today with motors. I hope your mum is not too distraught, gotta be a nightmare for her.
Stay away from cars! Title: Re: My mum has ran over the cat Post by: Poppet7 on April 27, 2006, 04:16:25 PM Awww poor puddy tat. Sorry :(
Title: Re: My mum has ran over the cat Post by: smithy69 on April 27, 2006, 04:33:56 PM i just called her in the prison (she is a prison officer) and told her I worked for the RSPCA !!!!!!!!! that didnt go down to well
my old chap will be sleeping in the garage from now on - he had a rugby tournament and got very drunk and was picked up by my mum in the early hours. when they got home my mum was about to reverse into the drive, and asked him if the cat had moved from the drive and he said ''yep, its just ran across the garden'' 5 seconds later there is a bump the case of the phantom cat !!!!!!!!!!!!! Title: Re: My mum has ran over the cat Post by: Dewi_cool on April 27, 2006, 04:36:00 PM Sorry to hear about the cat smithy, good innings though, when I was 10 I joined the tufty club
Title: Re: My mum has ran over the cat Post by: bobby1 on April 27, 2006, 05:35:45 PM i just called her in the prison (she is a prison officer) and told her I worked for the RSPCA !!!!!!!!! that didnt go down to well my old chap will be sleeping in the garage from now on - he had a rugby tournament and got very drunk and was picked up by my mum in the early hours. when they got home my mum was about to reverse into the drive, and asked him if the cat had moved from the drive and he said ''yep, its just ran across the garden'' 5 seconds later there is a bump the case of the phantom cat !!!!!!!!!!!!! That is very sad but sooooo funny at the same time. Title: Re: My mum has ran over the cat Post by: Karabiner on April 27, 2006, 05:43:47 PM Reversing and not looking in the rear-view mirror, eerie stuff.
Jamais deux sans trois as they say.......... Title: Re: My mum has ran over the cat Post by: RED-DOG on April 27, 2006, 05:49:41 PM When my girls were little they used to sing
Postman Pat Postman Pat Postman Pat ran over his cat Blood and snot went flying Postman Pat was crying Postman Pat's a very silly man Title: Re: My mum has ran over the cat Post by: Robert HM on April 27, 2006, 05:52:19 PM I am shocked by the lack of sympathy shown. It seems an excuse for cheap jokes.
RIP Flat Cat Title: Re: My mum has ran over the cat Post by: Trace on April 27, 2006, 06:48:33 PM Smithy
I have a book you may find useful: 101 Uses for dead cat - you interested? http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/0517545160/qid=1146160199/sr=8-1/ref=sr_8_xs_ap_i1_xgl/203-0205798-9618302 (http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/0517545160/qid=1146160199/sr=8-1/ref=sr_8_xs_ap_i1_xgl/203-0205798-9618302) Title: Re: My mum has ran over the cat Post by: Nem on April 28, 2006, 01:01:46 AM I am shocked by the lack of sympathy shown. It seems an excuse for cheap jokes. RIP Flat Cat LOL Title: Re: My mum has ran over the cat Post by: Poppet7 on April 28, 2006, 01:08:00 AM When my girls were little they used to sing Postman Pat Postman Pat Postman Pat ran over his cat Blood and snot went flying Postman Pat was crying Postman Pat's a very silly man Cute kids... :D Title: Re: My mum has ran over the cat Post by: Josh on April 28, 2006, 01:11:07 AM I feel sorry for him...having to do without the pussy. :|
Title: Re: My mum has ran over the cat Post by: JungleCat03 on April 28, 2006, 01:55:36 AM The tone of this thread is disturbing.
My condolences for your loss. This is a sad occasion and not an excuse to make cheap jokes. I'm sure you're feline quite low about this right now but things will get better. Good luck. Title: Re: My mum has ran over the cat Post by: the bus on April 28, 2006, 02:10:29 AM I lack the subtelty of the previous poster.
I'm very moggy for your loss. Title: Re: My mum has ran over the cat Post by: BigTomatoes on April 28, 2006, 02:11:42 AM my uncles cat had a big litter once and we found one of them dead on the lawn it had eaten the grass with weedkiller on it so he just threw it into the field next door Title: Re: My mum has ran over the cat Post by: smithy69 on April 28, 2006, 08:38:16 AM its not a laughing matter as my mum loved that cat and we were brought up with it, but for some strange reason my first reaction after being told was to laugh. Its not funny and my old dear is gutted but my old chap is still adament he saw it run across the garden.
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