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SEEMS LIKE A TIMID AFFAIR SO FAR ALTHOUGH THERE HAVE BEENSCREAMS OF ALL INS AT NEARLY ALL TH TABLES TO GET MARTYSPRINTING AROUND AS I TYPE WE HAVE AN ALL IN AND A CALL

SOME GUY CALLED DAVE IS ALL IN WTH ACES ON A T 2 5 BOARD  AND HE GETA CALLED BY MATT A REGULAR AT THE CIN CIN MATT HAS A PAIR OF T'S AND MAKES A FULL BOAT

DAVE HAS 1200 LEFT AND BOWS OUT IN THE NEXT HAND

£150 FOR 30 MINUTES HOPE HE ENJOYS HIS VISIT TO GLASGOW

I DUNNO HOW SNOOPY AND JEN DO SUCH A GREAT JOBWITH THESE APTOPS THEY ARE A PAIN IN THE ASS WITH NO REAL MOUSE

OH AND I DONE MY BUY IN ON A HORSE AFTER A HOT TIP FAILED TO LIVE UP TO EXPECTATIONS!!!  NOT BEST PLEASED ALTHOUGH IT WAS MY OWN FAULT.

Can we have some pics, so we can see what were all missing 8)

helps if you turn the caps lock off GB

but keep up the good work

he is going to love you he was saving his 4000th post up

Cant u get it back Ironside?

Head for the hills bandit.....  ;hide; ;scarymoment; ;hide; ;scarymoment; ;hide; ;scarymoment; ;hide;

he can by deleting the post

oops!!

I logged out I never noticed he was on a 4000th post in the excitement of this I never seen anything but I know we lost 2 more players some guy called nick with what sounded like a policy surname possibly!  AK versus 88 and the 8's held up.

another all in

AJ versus 67

7 hits on the river and AJ is out  ouch!!!!

I will see if I can get chip counts for the blondes who are playing.

If I recall we have

Scottish Dave
Rod Paradise
Lazaroonie
Tank
Teacake
Suited Jock
Cambo
Bobba Fett

I dunno if there is anyone else but they are having a blondes lasts lonegr bet £10 each in the pot and all are still in!!

U could delete the post our Super Mod!!!!

Good Luck Blondes..Enjoy..x

another all in

6's against 9's

cant here Marty he is muffled on the Mic but the 9's hold up we are down to what I think is 51

another all in jeeso!



cancx that just someone taking the piss out of marty

what post are you talking about?

Chip leader Bandit?

Is Tank playing?

Tank is playing!

I'll try and find out who chip leader is

oops just read that he is missed that

Tell him that Canucks money is with Damon, I would appreciate it. Thanks

i wish i was fit enough to have traveled down today problem was i would have had to drive as teh trains wanted 24 hour notice and i was not fit enough to drive 4 hours+ down play poker all night then get kicked out of hotel at mid day and drive 4 hours+ back

hoped to get a train ticket today but they said they wouldnt be able to insure there was assitants to help me on and off the train

Thats genius sir!!

some chip counts!!

Boba Fett 13.3 k
suited Jock 12.6  (just lost with trip 6's about 8k or so against a flush)
Scottish Dave 5k
Tank roughly has his strating stack of about 10k
Cambo has about 14 k

Damon ain't playing mate

10 minutes left til the break

i think he means his sponsorship money is with damon

lol, no I gave Damon 10 pound to give to Tank as I gave 10 pound for Tanks 24 hour sit n go session.

I told Tank I would give him the money tonight but I couldnt make it so I gave 10 pound to Damon last night

can you ask tank if he is going to be at blackpool next week so i can get him his money

i just said that

that must have been 2 minutes not 10 that marty fellow should learn how to speak.

just realized that lol

stop confusing me!!

players are back at there seats

scare moment for tank

all in and a call bothe layers show AK opponet is uited and has the flush draw on the river it never came split pot

right am playing a WSOP satelite for one of the dealers in the cin Cin so I am now concentrating on that - i am a poor updater!!

Wooooooooooo qualified for the super sat after winning the sat I played in.

Uodate from the Mad Marty Event is scottish Dave is out having suffered at the hands of boba Fett - who is not in the blonde lasts longer oops!!

Marty said I have to tell everyone its great craic our CL at the moment has 36 k but dunno the name.

Boba Fett has 23k or around about that

tell marty to DQ all the players and to use the prize money for the bar tab then there will be a better craic

Sent you a text - give tank £5 I pledged. oh, and what did you win into?

Right - someone who can spell & doesn't use caps all the time for the updates....

I've sent Scottish Dave for chip counts... will update as we get them (if the lazy b***er moves his ar**).

good tourney, the Mad Marty with a radio mike is certainly adding to the game.

1 out to go to get to 3 tables.....

All in & a call shouted from upstairs KK v 10 10 ... no help for the shortstack...  down to 30 players (from 55).

blondeites still in, Laz, Teacake, Boba Fett, Cambo, Tank. (might be more but they're the ones in the last longer & the mandalorian assassin).

29 left average stack 29K

Tillerman chip leader with 42K

Blondeites (that we know)...

Teacake 18K
Boba Fett 29k
Cambo 23K
Laz 24K
Tank 8K

Down to 26, Big Laz just took 12K off a boy & put him out.

Laz A 10,

Matey 77

Flop AA5
Turn K
River 10.

Thinking I'm speaking to no-one though.

norkage shot....

anyone remembering the ugly bugger dealers we had at BB2.......

Here's Heather(http://www.pokerbustouts.com/images/big_heather.jpg)

thought tillerman was a blondite ? good updates GB and Rod

rod any updates from the karoke?

Is he? Like i say, we know some, we don't know them all - if you haven't been drunk with Scottish Dave, Teacake, Tank, Laz or Me... we don't know you ;)

Bit of drama happening.. Stephen, a non-blondite scot who took me for 9,800 3 hands in (10K starting stack  :o) has exitted wasting all those nice chips I gave him....

Give mad Marty credit - his attendance at all called All-ins & subsequent commentary is adding something to the game.

Marty turned up with a karaoke machine.... thought he'd missed the point, but he's using it for the commentary.

2 players just went, no Blonde involvement.

new Hand Aces, Kings & jacks.....

jack on flop, he was short stack, so he trebled through...


Anyway - i'd a karaoke pass for you ironsides... bad call not to travel

just put tillerman in search, loads of posts about him, not  a blondite though

Tank says he is a blondeite, posted on the hand analysis board yesterday.

Tank's out, in a AK KQ AQ hand.... AK held up.

cambo called a 10 10 All-in from one of the only 2 females in the tournament, with his AA - first card out a 10.... Cambo down to 6K & no doubt we'll all hear about it for months..... ;) Cambo :D

21 still in - one more before down to 2 tables.

Last 9 come back tomorrow, all making some kind of money....

blondite tillerman (http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=2285)

Cambo's out...

Cambo limps under the gun, BB checks, just as dealer burns first card, cambo goes all-in in the dark  >:? :o - flop of  10 4 2 (or something like that - Dave's not got a photographic memory)......

Mateyboy calls instantly with A 10.

Cambo shows A 6

no help for Cambo on the turn (although the turn gave him a flish draw)  or river... down to 20 players, 2 tables.

A6  :redcard: ;fish;

Tillerman is a blonde - VERY handy cash-game player too - beware!

I got bus-ted  ;goodvevil;  ;goodvevil;  ;goodvevil;

Me blind got raised by AK, had less than 10 of them, I had AQ. Short stack with KQ came along for the ride too.

No help and it's goodbye me.

Good luck to all remaining blondites.  :)up

I believe Wellchief is still in too.

dont leave yourself logged on when your on public machines GB nearly made your 4000th post if it wasnt for a super mod

well done Ironside

There's a problem with one of the computers in here.... I've tried clearing history, cookies the lot, but it still keeps folk logged in.

tell people when logging in to set not to log you in forever

A big BOOOOO to blonde for having a tourney with no blondeites left in on sticky, but this tourney's got a few.... ;)

have done - thought that was the problem.

Super mod  ;applause;

Protecting my right to gross self-indulgence.

I haven't been logged in at Cincinnatis for around 2 weeks, most strange.

More pics like the last one please lads AYYYYYYAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Forever is a long time, quite a commitment.

Can someone please help Kev !!! :D

Kev's beyond help....

There's a stunning blonde girl waitressing, & a couple of other stunners, but the camera's knackered, so tough.

Another all-in AA v KK Aces hold up on a 4455Q board short stack doubles through - Wellchief (another blondeite) has his stack decimated.

can we get a pic of the all day breakfast i was so much looking forward too

That's unfortunate ( for Kev anyway ) anything happening poker wise ?  :D

Is it just Teacake, Wellchief and Laz flying the flag now?

i am flying the flag in a MTT

i havent made the money in a MTT in ages mainly due to the fact i havent play any due to the fact i get boared after 20 minutes
and i am in the money another 90 minutes before i need the PRO though

And Tillerman

I'll  ;slavedriver; Scottish Dave & get an update....

Where are you playing sir ?

i'll let you know WHEN i make final table

I'll await your call then  :)up

So 20% of the reamaining field are blonde.

Roughly 20 % at the start too.

Lets hope at least 3 make the final and improve the ratio

Big Laz has put another player out... AQ v Q9.

Update chips...

Teacake 26K
Laz 40K
Tillerman 43K

Average 30.5K

GO big Laz, I would love to see him win this ...

Wellchief out from shortstack... all-in with 89 calld with 4's - no help - down to 3 Blondes

I won't tell him you bokked him ;)

Or Teacake, he's had a couple of good results online recently - must be in form ! ;)

Bugger, thats the ratio down to 17.6% blonde :(

I won't tell him you bokked him either.... ;)

Tillerman must be close to chip leader... all in after flop to take down a 28K pot..

58K or so now.

i think mad marty might be heavily involved on the final table

Anyones game if chip leader has less than twice average stack.

Thanks to the mod who put this on sticky... applogies we're not as polished as Snops & Jen.

Coz it was in danger of falling off the bottom of the page?  :D

Good point !! - C'mon the non - blondes then  :)up

lloks like my usually MTT blow up is going to happen just after the bubble instead of before it this time

took on short stacks KJo with my A9s lost then raced my AJs v TT lost went from a health 18k to 4k in 2 easy hands when average was 12k

I must appologise on forgetting Bobo Fett, who's still in,

He's just doubled up with AK clubs against Teacake's AJspades.

Board all rags, all red.....

The ratio is back up then !!

Just my Scottish insecurity (c Ariston) showing through ;) ... a load of Limey Blondeites watching a load of Scandies playing, while a few Blondeites were still alive.... (BTW Dewi gets away with it for a - being Welsh, b - posting on this update).

Note to all - I'm approaching Mr F stages now......

rob you will proberly find that most of the blondites reading the viking thread where actually from sweden and norway

Sorry - I missed off my ;) - will place it now.

BTW I'm better looking than Rob - if not having the cash or the poker club ;)

Lets face it - good updates there, my ramblings here  ;goodvevil;

Scandi-lous

 :redcard: :redcard: terrible, absolutely terrible ......

Bus

Making the bad puns, so you don't have to  :)up

"Groan" - it gets worse .... :D

You are doing a great job there Rod, well done, & thanks.

Drama - split pot - Tess (Cincins player who won 14K in the ladies tourney) with AKall-in 2 other players - 2 pairs on the board made on the River left a split pot as Tess's K didn't play.   Hi stack of the 3 lost, so no-one out. Unlucky Tess.

Heart attack as Big Laz looms over me - thought he'd gone out (after I realised you can't get an eclipse indoors). Break time - they have to have reasonably regular smoker breaks now you can't smoke indoors up here,

Teacake at 17K - good fightback,
Boba Fett made a swearyword of it and down to 14K,
Tillerman on 56K,
Big Laz on 27K with a Tikay misread story.. I'll post it when I hear it all.

And what type of swearyword was that I wonder !!!! :o

I believe it began with C

Down to 16, blinds 2K/4K average stack 34K... not quite chip chucking/bingo yet - but tight play will cause low stacks at the later blinds ;)

Marty's being told he's to wear a kilt next time he comes to Cincins.

Got to say, he's added a lot to the tourney, the commentary at all-ins is keeping the excitement up. There's more players still here after going out than I remember apart from BB2.

No, I still can't get it ....... ;)

Another All-in - Boba Fett pushes with  8c 8s

called by Katherine (one of the few Brummies left in), with  Ac Ad

No 8, 4 clubs made 2 flushes and Bob Fett is into the Sarlac of Poker.. ( :-* to Heid, Baron & other Star Wars geeks - you don't get that from Jen & Sopony ;) )

Were you secretely wanting the Mandalorian to exit so you could use that?

Do you remember Gerry Sadowich's first joke after he got his (very short) series on the BBC?

It started with "I was told there's one word I'm not allowed to say on the BBC."

It ended with "unt".

Nope, I'd other outs wherever he came...... :D

A mis-spelled croissunt?

Sid (Cincin's boss) is out. All in with K 10 on a 10 high flop against Teacake with A8 - Ace on the river nearly doubles Teacake up.

 rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao

aayyyaarrrrrr

C'mon the non-blondes .... :)up

Other outs included, if he came back froma Chip &  a Chair - "Bobo Fett escapes the Sarlac to terrify the Galaxy again".
If he went out on a dumb call... "The Clone of the Father is never as good, Jango'd not have done that".
If he lost a lot ina big hand - "Chewbacca takes a piece out of Boba's armour - only the rocket pack saved him".

I'm now officially banned from Star Wars gags.....

you mean mad marty's better half?

What if he claims a bounty?

Or is that too easy?

see, you learn something every day, even from Ironsides.....

Way too easy......

Any gag involving Slave 2 the Rythmn would have been a winner though.

Rod promises a pint to the first Blondeite to explain the Star Wars Puns so far.....

she is also a better player than marty but dont tell him i said that

Drink having it's usual verbal laxitive effect, I did, Big Laz says you sleep with the fishes soon....

At least you're with your own... ;)

Got one......


Unlike his namesake, unfortunately Boba couldn't catch a Han(d)

this is the best live update ever and am at the event woooooooooo

go rod paradiso!

how many are left and chip counts please? is steven tracy still in?

Timaloy's oot on his arse a while back I'm afraid.

Steven turned up late, went out early - (I don't remember how early, but he's been out for a while). If I can get soemone to do it we'll have proper chip counts...

My 'helpers' have offskied.

Can't get the staff nowadays ....

Cheers Rod. keep up the good work

rod has a chip count done it all hoimself and he is away to see an all in

Table 1:

Tillerman 49K
Tony Sutherland (Riverboat player) 117K
Laz 30K
Katherine 42.5K
Lawrence (from West Brom) 12.5K
Teacake 28K

Was Slave 2 Boba's boat?

All-in Derek (Soaper on Blonde - Blondeites coming out the woodwork  ::) ) - All in for 30K with  9h Th v Alan McGregor (Proffessional Goalie) with  Ac Qd.

Soaper catches the 9 in a  9c 4s 3d flop, no hope from the turn & river of  5h 3h for Alan and he picks a 30K loss out the net.

Chip count after that hand...

Soaper 60K
Tess 30K
Jason 30K
Graham "UistG" online - 43.5K
Alan McG 35K
Paul (Tony Chessa's better dressed twin) 59.5K

Yes

All in

Tony (wrongly reported as Lawrence earlier)... All -in with  Kc 9d

Teacake with  Kd Qd

 Jd 8h Kh 2c 5d

Teacake up to 44K Tony/Lawrence retires to the bar.

you think he might have gotten on better with a spaceship

WooHoo - C'mon those non-blondes ....- ( No bokking here :D)

Next All-in (I'm getting stressed)....

Katherine calls Laz's   Kc Jd with  Ahrt Qc

Board ends up  4c 2s 5s 8c Ac

Laz knackered with 5K left - muttered caught stealing.

We'll know next time

tank you going to the pool next week?

Big Laz bubbles with 5k on  Jd 7c Called by Tillerman with  Qh 8c,
Board  8s 6s 7d 4h 4c

Big Laz out, but good performance.....

3 Blondeites left - Tillerman, Soaper & Teacake.

Chip counts before final day to follow....

(Hope we get an updater for final day - I'll be trying not to get my head kicked in at the Celtic Hearts game)

Cheers Rod,

Unlucky Laz

No plans to, I'll see how I feel.

What day you going?

catching a train on thursday playing friday

whats the payout?
please

Chip count.

Tillerman 61500
T Sutherland 61000
Katherine 70000
Teacake 85000
A McGregor 38000
P Hendry 86000
Soaper 52000
Tess 30000
J McGee 50000
G Nicholson 37500

1  -  2400
2  - 1683
3  -  1238
4  -  908
5  -  660
6  -  495
7  -  248
8  -  248
9  -  248
10 - 150 * agreed at 2 tables - £75 each off 1st/2nd - a good deal I think *.

thanks rod, hope you win tomorrow.

Can I just say that all name mis-spellings, town of origin misplacements (Wolverhampton's in Brum innit?), and other mistakes are my own... this whole story is fiction, any resemblance to reality is purely coincidental, no animals (apart from the goat) were harmed in the making of this movie & the goat was asking for it.....

Sleep well & goodnight good people   :-* ;applause;.

Tank the pokerbot is up to finish his 4000 tomorrow - the Glasgow Blondeites will be buying him drink after it.

Thanks for the updates Rod :)

  Much appreciated  ;applause; ;applause; :respect:

Well done to Rod, he took over a job I started and done a tremendously well.

Can I just say also that today was excellent.  I think the tournament was ran very very well!  I am saddened thaty I missed out as I think the format would really have suited my game.  But thats another story!  I think I'll go to the GA and see if they can cure my gambling problem  :D  Seriously though, well done to Damon and all the staff at the CinCin they put on an excellent show the format was fantastic and although there was still dispute early dors before the event as tow hat the format would be Damon and Graeme listend to their public and acted accordingly.

Mad Marty was and is Mad!!!  He was like a budgie on Speed. But put on a great show.

There was some excellent play and all I want to say just now is best of luck to the blondes who are left in!!

well done rod and gb, for all the updates, great night so i thought it was time to make a post instead of lurking{taking without giving}. im the matt in the first couple of posts. great fun, everyone was friendly and can only hope there is more of this in the pipeline.

sorry just need to add that the lad who i sucked out on with mt 10s v aa is a top lad and i we had a few beers after i bowed ever so gracefully out. dont know if he is a blonde but he took the suckout commendably {?}.

Best of luck to teacake for today. I am hoping to get into the club to give you some updates, but we will have to see. Apparantly i have to cut the grass first (lifestyles of the rich and famous eh ?)

It was good reading thru this thread, and thanks to everyone for their support (Kev !). I had a great tournament last night. This it has to be said was a quality field, and to start with the Cincins regular the "ratman" directly to my right, who basically just goes all in everytime you raise, made early maneoverings a bit difficult. But once i had saw him off, I began to relax and enjoy it.

i was briefly chip leader, until I ran pocket tens into Kings, and couldnt get away from it. Maybe understandable when I ran then same 10's into Queens an hour earlier, and caught a rather extravagent flop of 10 10 x. If you are going to knock someone out, then do it in style eh ?

In the end it was all solid if unspectacular poker which saw me still in with 11 players left. The hand which did all the damage maybe considered bad play from myself, but I am not convinced :

I have the lovely Katherine to my right with maybe 34,000 in chips.  I have 39,000. She raises to 20K. i look down and find KJ. Not the best hand, but I've played with worse...

My thought process was - how good is her hand ? How much does she like her hand ? Does she like it enough to go out of the tournament on the bubble with it. I decide to find out, by pushing , and then finding out she liked plenty good enough. Her AQ held up and I was down to 5,000.

There came a comical moment next where I folded the next hand, and Teacake got involved with an allin with the chip leader. I thought, I want teacake to win this, cos there aint no way I am coming back tomorrow with 5,000 chips !

Everyone was comiserating with me at my bubbling, but I wasnt too bothered at the time. Now though, sitting at home, with no poker game to be playing in this afternoon, it hurts a wee bit more...


go teakcake!!

I had a few trip reports posted almost but my laptop kept dying. So I'm at work and finally got time to post one. I've ripped it straight out my blog so where it says here and here it refers to the two hands i posted on the hand analysis board


55 runners started the event on Saturday at the Cincinnati club in Glasgow creating a prizepool of £8,250 which would be split among the final ten that made the final table to be played the following day. The 6pm tournament started some time after 7pm with blinds of 50-100, 30 min blinds and a T10,000 starting stack there certainly was some room to play.

I really didn't have any memorable hands and just played small ball to take me up to about T14,000 when this hand happened:

Stacks:
Hero:14k
Villain 7800

Blinds 200-400

Villain raises to 1200 from MP1 (background: villain looks out his depth and wears tells round his neck, easy to read)

I look down at Jack of Diamonds 10 of Diamonds in MP3 and call, the rest get out of the way.

Flop comes

 2h Th 4c

Villain stares at the flop looks puzzled then counts out his chips.. he has 6600 left and bets 2000. He didn't enjoy betting and hasn't looked at my stack.

I reraise to set him allin.

He thinks for aggggggggggggggggeeeeeees then calls with 9 of Clubs 9 of Diamonds.

Do I have to tell the rest of the story really do i?

Turn  9s

River Tc

Thats my bad beat allowance for May used up on the blog I promise. So I nursed that stack worked it back up to about 10/11k when this hand* came up.. I hadn't posted the results but I folded (obv) Reraiser had pocket Kings, Dave had K10o and I'd have spiked a 5 on the river...

Then my downfall the blinds went up again and this hand** sent me back along the M8 when Villain had A10o and neither of us got any help.

I don't think villain calls that if I hadn't pushed the two hands previous but I might be wrong. Was good to put some names to faces and sit at the table with a lot of the blonde posters who I'd kinda spoke to in the past but hadn't played any poker with ie Scottish Dave, Teacake, Rod Paradise, the Machine? (was drunk and talked about pocketfives). I was dissapointed with the result of the tournament but not at all with my play.