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Well its finally here, after months of testing we finally have the first few products in our range ready for orders... Whats the products you ask? Well we have a version to suit nearly every need (or will do)

The all new TIKAY DOLLS... I decided to branch out in to the merchandising market after obviously seeing the success of other such products from the stars in other sports, your David Beckhams etc...

As of the moment we have a limited range available but we are striving to update our line of dolls as quick as possible.

Here is the current list of Tikay dolls available...

Chip Tric Tony (This does exactly what it says on the tin, Chip tricks... Sorry chip trick, it does a chip shuffle with 3 chips(as seen on poker425) )

Mumblin Tony (The doll with all your favourite lines, ranging from "Its been emotional" to "This Train... etc")

Drink & Wet Tony ( Will drink all the tea you give it, Then of course you have to go and help it to the toilet!)

Tony Love ( We think this will be our biggest seller, as mentioned in a recent live update thread Tikay is in full working order... And yes we have modelled a doll for you ladies, and certain men(flushy)! It has all the tikay benefits without the bed wetting!)

Tv Tikay (The sharp suited man you see on the tele is here for you in doll form, including replica *Bling*)

At the moment this is our current range, but we hope to increase the choices very soon! This is where we need your help, what other dolls would you want? Who else could we base a range on?

Thankyou, and i look forward to your comments!

At-it poker dolls ltd

So long as none of the dolls are the "menacing" tony - this look has been giving me nightmares for weeks!!!

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Bradley! I'm warning you.

Was i not ment to release the info yet? I know you have'nt picked all of the outfits yet for the dolls(he is very picky you know)

But i could'nt resist!

Tikay is not emused...

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Now that IS funny!

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Will you have a Voodoo Tikay available please Mr Bradley?

Like i said whatever the market calls for! To be honest i have had alot of pm's for a voodoo doll, some even wanted a speedo tony??? maybe we could match the two!

SPEEDO?   :o :o :o :o

That's me not needing (able) to eat for a while now....... :redcard:

I too am branching out into merchandise - and am pleased to unveil today my new range of spicy Indian dishes.

First on a supermarket shelf near you will be Chicken Tikay Vindaloo - a red-hot dish best sampled only when you are drunk.

As I am a purist, you will never find one of my Indian Tikay dishes with chips,

So you write the puns for 'The Sun' ;)

Half my sarnie for lunch went into the bin!!

Why? (Trace & Rod?).

Clearly, you never saw the pics of me in my super-sexy shorts on 425. The switchboard was inundated.

I am going to jump on the bandwagon with my line in Tikay Doll Accessories:

For Chip Trick Tony:  Large stack of to-scale 25 chips, with a couple of larger denom ones at the bottom to arrange in realistic towers in front of him; 20cm by 20cm baize to cover scale model foldaway poker table

For Drink and Wet Tony:  Tea set, strainer, miniature miniature bags of Splenda

For TV Tony:  Set of 2 TV cameras with blinking red lights (batteries not included), optional tie selection

For Mumblin' Tony:  The "Misread" pack, and the "Interview" pack, also the "swearing at the World Series" pack (over 18s only)

This is too much - now even the (not-so) angelic Mrs Merton has joined in.

SHE needs to be careful, too. I have photo's of her here. Of her shoes, know what I mean? 'nuff said?

I'm pleading the 5th!

When we were in Spain last year on a lads week, one of the lads (who is VERY muscular) had some speedo's on and a certain mischevious member of the gang tore the "S" off.
He was not best pleased when he realised this several hours later :D

Well after being inundated with requests for a tikay speedo prototype here it is!



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Enough!! I don't eat anyway but if I did......

When did you take that? Last year?

I can't find the puking smiley...???

Yeah on one of the nights out in vegas... think you said you were dressing down as we were only going to the steak house in the rio!

KERRISSSSSTTTTTTTTTTT!

I'll be having nightmares for weeks now.

Here fellow primate, borrow mine....

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