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Well as previously mentioned my 1st child was due to be here today.

As you can guess its not here.

Can everyone just tell it to hurry up please.

All in good time mate, he will turn up when he is good and ready and what a special day that will be..

All the best and enjoy

All the best Smithy to you and the misses.

Don't worry first one - might only be 14 days late.

Hope all goes well, might as well have a few hands you won't be able to for much longer  :D

do you know its a little boy!!!!

we dont know but her aunty does physic readings etc, and has only bought it blue as she is 100% sure its a little boy.

No mate i don't know, i guess i wrote it like that because we are expecting a boy in 2 months so must have been in my head, although if it is a boy i can claim to be physic too
lol.

Just a thought, everyone of my kids were 3 days late... you might want to find something to do!

Raspberry Leaf Tea from Holland and Barrett - make it strong and get her to slug on it all day long!!

well I have figured that I won't be on the computer much in the coming weeks as I want to be a hands on dad, and wanna get involved as much as I can. My dad was the complete opposite when I was a kid and I saw how hard my mum worked with no help (also did 2 part time jobs). I never want my missus to have to do that.

So I have decided that the day it is born I will have a poker marathon lol. I will come home for the evening as she will be staying in for at least 1 night with the baby and as long as everything is ok (touch wood) I will be coming home as the local hospital wont let you stay over.

On a side note my local hospital have a new ward built for child birth, and they have built rooms with tv's and ensuite showers for fathers and family. These can only be used if the mother or baby isn't in 100% health - but I think its a good thing the NHS have done there. I always criticize them but everyone at the hospital that we have seen during the pregnancy has been brilliant.

Smithy everything will go fine mate..I should know i got hundeds of em

My little boy Declan was a week late too.  I knew he was gonna be a boy b4 I had scan not sure why just intuition I think.  Anyways it will come when its good and ready :)  Good Luck
and get ready for lots of pro plus for you!

I remember how frustrating it is after that due date passes, but once the baby has arrived, believe me, the time will fly!

Best of luck - my friend's wife is due today too :)

cheers guys - on no other site would people be so friendly to someone they had never met!!!!!!!!

well here's an update -

nothing has happened!

i'll keep ya updated

Enjoy these last moments of being a couple, as things will never be the same again!! Lots of pampering are the order of the day (for Mrs Smithy that is!!)

My first 2 were both 17 days late, so you could have a bit of a wait yet lol.

This is going to be a bit TMI-y for you men, but Mrs Smithy will understand!

Due dates are worked out on a 28 day cycle, so if her cycle is say 32 days then just add 4 days to the due date for a more realistic idea!  lol

And like I said before if you get desperate get her to start slugging on the Raspberry Leaf Tea.

Trace
xxx

P.S.  A sign of things being due to start is constipation!  lol   ok ok I know, TMI!

May the 4th be with you. What a cool day to be born.good luck

Yep if it's a boy & he's born today you've got to call him Luke or Han.... suppose you could call him Chewbacca - but I doubt the wife would agree.

OMG I must be having a baby!!!!

Best of luck    :)up

*~*~ Labour Vibes ~*~*

Come on baby Smithy, I know your little world is dark, warm and comfy but your Mum and Dad are desperate to see you! Everyone on blonde is looking forward to the announcement of your arrival. Please keep your arms and legs in for the duration of the ride.

Good Luck to Mr and Mrs Smithy, hope your little one arrives soon! xx

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none - none at all. bloody thing lol. Must like it in there I reckon. Must be the combo of cake ,and sweet and sour chicken balls that my missus is scoffing at a rate of knots

Sex can also start labour Smithey  ;) and if you have lots of road bumps in your area  :)

Good Luck Mr & Mrs Smithy.

Yep I remember some quite graphic advice from my midwife in this respect which I won't repeat here!!

Did it involve a turkey baster?  lmfao

Not in my body it didnt !!!!  rotflmfao rotflmfao

No news is good news ??? seems Mr Smithey hasnt been around for a couple of days , hopefully Mrs Smithey has given birth * fingers crossed for the three of them *

Hi Guys!!!!!!!

I haven't been online cos my bloody computer broke. The baby is still not here. Must like being where it currently is.

Thanx for the support guys and gals

And there was us thinking that the little one had finally arrived lol ....

let the waiting continue lol  ;)

Ahhhh well , hope your Wife is getting plenty of rest in preparation Smithey  :)
Has she started nesting ??? ( cleaning like a woman possesed )

really charmaine ? Is that what women do when they get pregnant ?

hmm (makes mental note to oneself)....

Well i know i did round about the time i gave birth Laz  :) such a shame it never lasts  ;D

she has indeed!!! she spent about 2 hours cleaning yesterday and wouldn't sit down and relax at all.

Now thats always good news

LMFAO

I broke my foot 2 weeks before my due date and was in plaster.  A few days before I went
into labour I was digging over my front garden - God knows what the neighbours thought -
9 months gone and leg in plaster digging away for all I was worth.  lol

lol i didn't do that :)

I've always said that cleaning was a genetic, hormonal thing but no-one would ever believe me. As men have never been 9 months pregnant, their bodies never release the hormone "hooverupoegen", a female hormaone similar to oestrogen. This is the genetic proof as to why men never clean up after themselves!!