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Poker Forums => The Rail => Topic started by: Bainn on May 06, 2006, 05:09:09 PM



Title: To the pet/s of "rcoates", an apology.
Post by: Bainn on May 06, 2006, 05:09:09 PM
So there i was, "sweating" the cards of my girlfriend as she played a STT on dreampoker.com, when about 9 hands in the following situation occured : -

My girlfriend is dealt : Kd Qs

Everyone folds round to her and she flat-raises.

One other player and the BB (rcoates) call.

The flop brings : Qh Kh 6h

rcoates checks, my girlfriend pushes all-in and the other player folds.

rcoates calls all-in, my girlfriend has him slightly covered.

His hand?  Ahrt 5h

Things are not looking good for my heroine, she's only around 17% to win.

The turn brings : Kc

Somewhere, very distant as if carried on the wind, we could have sworn we heard a scream of despair, which was promptly drowned out as my girlfriend celebrated winning the hand and knocking a player out.

So, to any small, furry mammals that may belong to "rcoates", we would like to apologise if your blissful slumber was disturbed by your owners boot up your a*** as he/she rants and attacks helpless inanimate objects.

If it makes you feel any better, my girlfriend is a good Catholic and will be confessing to her priest this Sunday, which in itself should be an interesting conversation.

I wonder how many Hail mary's and Our fathers this will cost her?