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Title: plz delete Post by: Suited_Jock on May 09, 2006, 01:44:49 PM nothing to see here move along people.
Title: Re: plz delete Post by: M3boy on May 09, 2006, 02:08:43 PM This is not the thread you are looking for.....
Title: Re: plz delete Post by: NoflopsHomer on May 09, 2006, 02:13:03 PM There is no spoon.
Title: Re: plz delete Post by: The Baron on May 09, 2006, 02:13:36 PM You will take me to see this thread now....
Title: Re: plz delete Post by: Nakor on May 09, 2006, 02:36:33 PM Where we go from there is a choice I leave to you. Title: Re: plz delete Post by: Keith The Great on May 09, 2006, 02:46:18 PM Where am i ???
Im lost i think. Well i aint But i am ;tk; Title: Re: plz delete Post by: thetank on May 09, 2006, 02:52:45 PM Maybe you wonder where you are
I don’t care Here is where time is on our side Take you there...take you there Title: Re: plz delete Post by: Suited_Jock on May 09, 2006, 03:05:15 PM hello?
Is it me your looking for? Title: Re: plz delete Post by: TightEnd on May 09, 2006, 05:02:32 PM I can see it in your eyes
I can see it in your smile Suited Jock you are all I ever wanted My arms are open wide..... Title: Re: plz delete Post by: ripple11 on May 09, 2006, 05:15:33 PM Thats a bit Rich.. Title: Re: plz delete Post by: Robert HM on May 09, 2006, 06:05:24 PM You ain't seen me, right!
Title: Re: plz delete Post by: I, Zimbra on May 09, 2006, 08:04:35 PM Maybe you wonder where you are :dd:I don’t care Here is where time is on our side Take you there...take you there Title: Re: plz delete Post by: Ironside on May 09, 2006, 08:43:43 PM please release me let me go, cause i aint sane anymore (not since i joined blonde anyway
Title: Re: plz delete Post by: bobby1 on May 10, 2006, 03:12:01 AM Where do we go from here?
Title: Re: plz delete Post by: The Baron on May 10, 2006, 03:22:27 AM Looks like it all went wrong!
What am I to do? What am I to do? Title: Re: plz delete Post by: Suited_Jock on May 10, 2006, 07:54:43 AM You'll all get bored soon...
Title: Re: plz delete Post by: Keith The Great on May 10, 2006, 12:42:42 PM Its going
Its gone Its here its there Show me the way An i'll take you there. Still lost. Title: Re: plz delete Post by: Junior Senior on May 10, 2006, 12:49:28 PM huh?!
Title: Re: plz delete Post by: steeley68 on May 10, 2006, 12:50:46 PM Where do we go from here? Is it down to the lake I fear? (please insert next line - without google!) Title: Re: plz delete Post by: Suited_Jock on May 10, 2006, 02:05:14 PM "I don’t think it’s a good idea to go down to the lake when it’s frozen. You know as well as I do our parents would freak out if they found out we were down there without an adult,”
Title: Re: plz delete Post by: I, Zimbra on May 10, 2006, 04:02:19 PM I left my soul there, down by the sea.
Lost control here - living free. Title: Re: plz delete Post by: matt674 on May 10, 2006, 04:04:17 PM The relevant authorities have been notified and the extra consignment of white coats has been ordered!!
And people think us monkeys are crazy!! >:? sheesh....... Title: Re: plz delete Post by: steeley68 on May 10, 2006, 08:54:21 PM "I don’t think it’s a good idea to go down to the lake when it’s frozen. You know as well as I do our parents would freak out if they found out we were down there without an adult,” WRONG!! Title: Re: plz delete Post by: bobby1 on May 10, 2006, 09:15:09 PM Where do we go from here? Is it down to the lake I fear? (please insert next line - without google!) i i i i i i....i i i i i i i i ayyyyyyyrrrrrrr?? Title: Re: plz delete Post by: steeley68 on May 10, 2006, 09:21:27 PM Where do we go from here? Is it down to the lake I fear? (please insert next line - without google!) i i i i i i....i i i i i i i i ayyyyyyyrrrrrrr?? You're....A WINNER!!!!!! Nick Heywood - Haircut 100 Title: Re: plz delete Post by: KeithyB on May 10, 2006, 09:41:29 PM then I call ! :)up
Title: Re: plz delete Post by: GlasgowBandit on May 10, 2006, 09:45:19 PM Where do we go from here? Is it down to the lake I fear? (please insert next line - without google!) i i i i i i....i i i i i i i i ayyyyyyyrrrrrrr?? You're....A WINNER!!!!!! Nick Heywood - Haircut 100 Why you know at the game u part time supporter? Title: Re: plz delete Post by: steeley68 on May 10, 2006, 10:44:44 PM Twas Mrs Steeley's birthday!
Title: Re: plz delete Post by: GlasgowBandit on May 10, 2006, 11:28:12 PM Twas Mrs Steeley's birthday! Thats not an excuse! Its your fault your teamn ain't getting promoyed had you ben there to will them on they would have won! Title: Re: plz delete Post by: Robert HM on May 11, 2006, 01:42:47 AM I'll put this here for now, ok?
Title: Re: plz delete Post by: ifm on May 11, 2006, 01:45:48 AM Where do we go from here? Is it down to the lake I fear? (please insert next line - without google!) i i i i i i....i i i i i i i i ayyyyyyyrrrrrrr?? You're....A WINNER!!!!!! Nick Heywood - Haircut 100 Fantastic day, classic!! Title: Re: plz delete Post by: thetank on May 11, 2006, 02:02:27 AM I thought it was Love Plus One
Title: Re: plz delete Post by: steeley68 on May 11, 2006, 09:27:20 PM As ever, Tank - your right
Title: Re: plz delete Post by: tikay on May 12, 2006, 02:28:48 AM I admit to being entirely whooshed by this.
In fact, it's so brain-numbing, I think it belongs on the Deal or No Deal thread. Title: Re: plz delete Post by: RED-DOG on May 12, 2006, 02:38:24 AM I don't care if it rains or freezes, got myself a plastic Jesus, sitting in an abalone shell
Got myself a fake madonna, all decked out with ribbons on her, assuring me that I won't go to Hell Title: Re: plz delete Post by: NoflopsHomer on May 12, 2006, 02:43:51 AM Well, i was at this petrol station right, and i'm driving my red mini and someone else in a red mini pulls up and the driver starts pointing and laughing at me. so i go up to him and say, in my customary acerbic manner, "what are you pointing at? do you think it's such a big coincidence that we've got the same car? there's thousands and thousands of these things produced every year, so it really isn't that big a coincidence that you should see someone with the same car as you, ok? i mean, if you had the same face as me or something, then THAT would be worth commenting on, so just stop your inane pointing ok?" and then i looked a bit closer, and saw that he actually did have the same face as me, and that that was what he had been remarking at all along.
Title: Re: plz delete Post by: tikay on May 12, 2006, 02:49:28 AM Nope, I give up.
I've read this upside down, through a mirror, from bottom to top, played it at 33rpm. None of it makes a word of sense to me. Title: Re: plz delete Post by: ifm on May 12, 2006, 02:49:58 AM One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead men got up to fight, They faced each other back to back, Drew their swords and shot each other. Title: Re: plz delete Post by: tikay on May 12, 2006, 03:02:02 AM Sorry - I Posted the same Post twice (see, it's got to me) & tried to Delete it, but Deleted someone else's "Beckett" Post in error. Sorry!
Title: Re: plz delete Post by: ifm on May 12, 2006, 03:03:20 AM Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe: All mimsy were the borogroves, And the mome raths outgrabe Title: Re: plz delete Post by: tikay on May 12, 2006, 03:03:41 AM He stood on the Bridge at Midnight,
& disturbed my sweet repose, For he was a big mosquito, And the bridge was the bridge of my nose. (Am I getting there yet?) Title: Re: plz delete Post by: NoflopsHomer on May 12, 2006, 03:03:53 AM Haha no worries, it's kind of inkeeping with the oddness of the thread.
Title: Re: plz delete Post by: TightEnd on May 12, 2006, 03:50:07 AM You simply cannot beat this....
If I should die, think only this of me: That there's some corner of a foreign field That is forever England. There shall be In that rich earth a richer dust concealed; A dust whom England bore, shaped, made aware, Gave, once, her flowers to love, her ways to roam; A body of England's, breathing English air, Washed by the rivers, blest by suns of home. And think, this heart, all evil shed away, A pulse in the eternal mind, no less Gives somewhere back the thoughts by England given; Her sights and sounds; dreams happy as her day; And laughter, learnt of friends; and gentleness, In hearts at peace, under an English heaven. The Soldier Rupert Brooke Title: Re: plz delete Post by: ifm on May 12, 2006, 11:25:38 AM Peace upon Earth! was said, we sing it
and pay a million priests to bring it after 2000 years of mass we've got as far as poison gas Wilfred Owen (i think, another WWI poet) Title: Re: plz delete Post by: RED-DOG on May 12, 2006, 11:40:02 AM The cow is of the bovine ilk
One end moo, the other milk. Title: Re: plz delete Post by: Wardonkey on May 12, 2006, 11:54:49 AM This is my dream,
It is my own dream, I dreamt it. I dreamt that my hair was kempt. Then I dreamt that my true love unkempt it. Title: Re: plz delete Post by: RED-DOG on May 12, 2006, 11:57:07 AM I eat my peas with honey,
I've done it all my life. It makes the peas taste funny, but it sticks them to my knife. Title: Re: plz delete Post by: MrMojoRisin on May 12, 2006, 12:08:32 PM y mwydyn
twll yn y baw ar ol y glaw y mwydyn Title: Re: plz delete Post by: Suited_Jock on May 12, 2006, 12:31:44 PM I now declare this thread
(http://www.orlyowl.com/dead.jpg) plz lock Title: Re: plz delete Post by: TightEnd on May 12, 2006, 12:36:35 PM No
Interesting picture though Title: Re: plz delete Post by: Suited_Jock on May 12, 2006, 12:37:57 PM What have I done to deserve this?
Title: Re: plz delete Post by: RED-DOG on May 12, 2006, 12:38:04 PM I love this thread, I really do
I like to see the quirky side of peeps, it's great to be able to post without having to make sense! Title: Re: plz delete Post by: TightEnd on May 12, 2006, 12:44:46 PM What have I done to deserve this? You've got a heart of glass or a heart of stone Just you wait 'til I get you home We've got no future, we've got no past Here today, built to last In every city, in every nation From Lake Geneva to the Finland station (How far have you been?) Title: Re: plz delete Post by: tikay on May 12, 2006, 12:56:15 PM Why is this thread hidden away in the backwaters of Internet Poker - why is it not in GD? It deserves better exposure. In my opinion.
Title: Re: plz delete Post by: Suited_Jock on May 12, 2006, 01:05:03 PM :(
Title: Re: plz delete Post by: Suited_Jock on May 12, 2006, 01:11:34 PM Aye cheers for moving this tikay honestly thank you ;tk;
Title: Re: plz delete Post by: tikay on May 12, 2006, 01:15:09 PM Aye cheers for moving this tikay honestly thank you ;tk; I never moved it. It's in both places, & all places, at one & the same time. Like a quantam leap. It's omnipotent. Title: Re: plz delete Post by: Heid on May 12, 2006, 01:16:53 PM It's alive!
Title: Re: plz delete Post by: GlasgowBandit on May 12, 2006, 01:18:49 PM Hello!
Suited Jock what did youw ant to delete? Title: Re: plz delete Post by: KeithyB on May 12, 2006, 01:19:09 PM What have I done to deserve this? You've got a heart of glass or a heart of stone Just you wait 'til I get you home We've got no future, we've got no past Here today, built to last In every city, in every nation From Lake Geneva to the Finland station (How far have you been?) I think you're getting your Pet Shop Boys mixed up there Tighty........isn't that West End Girls ? :)up Title: Re: plz delete Post by: Suited_Jock on May 12, 2006, 01:19:44 PM Just some incriminating stuff. Nothing incriminating.
Title: Re: plz delete Post by: tikay on May 12, 2006, 01:21:52 PM This thread reminds me of "Mornington Crescent" on "I'm Sorry, I haven't a Clue". Nobody has got a clue what it's about, but dare not admit it, for fear of looking daft. Title: Re: plz delete Post by: TightEnd on May 12, 2006, 01:22:15 PM I never get my pet shp boys mixed up
One's tall, loud and effeminate the other's tall, quiet and effeminate Title: Re: plz delete Post by: Suited_Jock on May 12, 2006, 01:26:02 PM In a western town in a dead end world
East end boys and a west end girls West End Girls Title: Re: plz delete Post by: KeithyB on May 12, 2006, 01:26:32 PM I don't know what you want.....but I can't give it anymore !
Title: Re: plz delete Post by: TightEnd on May 12, 2006, 01:27:18 PM I don't know what you want.....but I can't give it anymore ! Martin O'Neill Title: Re: plz delete Post by: Suited_Jock on May 12, 2006, 01:29:39 PM Martin O'Neilll, Martin O'Neill, Martin O'Neiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiill , Martin O'Neil
Title: Re: plz delete Post by: The Baron on May 12, 2006, 01:29:58 PM I don't care if it rains or freezes, got myself a plastic Jesus, Is that like a buddy Christ? Title: Re: plz delete Post by: Heid on May 12, 2006, 01:33:18 PM Acton South
Title: Re: plz delete Post by: bolt pp on May 12, 2006, 01:46:56 PM This thread, is coming like a ghost thread.
blondites wont post no more, too much fighting on the dance floor. Title: Re: plz delete Post by: tikay on May 12, 2006, 01:47:24 PM Mornngton Crescent! (PS - It's South Acton, not Acton South).
Title: Re: plz delete Post by: RED-DOG on May 12, 2006, 01:57:32 PM This thread reminds me of "Mornington Crescent" on "I'm Sorry, I haven't a Clue". Nobody has got a clue what it's about, but dare not admit it, for fear of looking daft. Thats the whole point, you don't have to know what it's on about, you don't even have to know what your own post on about. Title: Re: plz delete Post by: bolt pp on May 12, 2006, 01:59:34 PM This thread reminds me of "Mornington Crescent" on "I'm Sorry, I haven't a Clue". Nobody has got a clue what it's about, but dare not admit it, for fear of looking daft. Thats the whole point, you don't have to know what it's on about, you don't even have to know what your own post on about. and thats just for this thread? Damn, better get to deleating about 250 of my past posts Title: Re: plz delete Post by: TightEnd on May 12, 2006, 02:00:26 PM Benutzerinformationen Kayttajatiedot Gebruiks Anvandar
don't you think? Title: Re: plz delete Post by: MrMojoRisin on May 12, 2006, 02:01:32 PM ....it's great to be able to post without having to make sense! Speak for yourself. I've got soull but I'm not a soldier. Title: Re: plz delete Post by: MrMojoRisin on May 12, 2006, 02:01:52 PM ....it's great to be able to post without having to make sense! Speak for yourself. I've got soul but I'm not a soldier. Title: Re: plz delete Post by: bolt pp on May 12, 2006, 02:03:55 PM can i get 24 of those please?
Title: Re: plz delete Post by: RED-DOG on May 12, 2006, 02:05:41 PM ....it's great to be able to post without having to make sense! Speak for yourself. I've got soul but I'm not a soldier. He's a Catholic, a Hindu, an Athiest, a Jane, a Buddist and a Babtist and a Jew, and he knows he shouldn't kill and he knows he always will, for me my friend and me for you..... Title: Re: plz delete Post by: GlasgowBandit on May 12, 2006, 02:05:44 PM I give up, I'm away for my nap!
Title: Re: plz delete Post by: MrMojoRisin on May 12, 2006, 02:07:02 PM ....it's great to be able to post without having to make sense! Speak for yourself. I've got soul but I'm not a soldier. He's a Catholic, a Hindu, an Athiest, a Jane, a Buddist and a Babtist and a Jew, and he knows he shouldn't kill and he knows he always will, for me my friend and me for you..... And what's his name? Title: Re: plz delete Post by: bolt pp on May 12, 2006, 02:07:36 PM your no good for me, i dont need knowbody....
Dont need knowone thats no good for me Title: Re: plz delete Post by: TightEnd on May 12, 2006, 02:08:03 PM I predict a riot.....
Title: Re: plz delete Post by: bolt pp on May 12, 2006, 02:09:14 PM in your head zombie
Title: Re: plz delete Post by: RED-DOG on May 12, 2006, 02:09:49 PM ....it's great to be able to post without having to make sense! Speak for yourself. I've got soul but I'm not a soldier. He's a Catholic, a Hindu, an Athiest, a Jane, a Buddist and a Babtist and a Jew, and he knows he shouldn't kill and he knows he always will, for me my friend and me for you..... And what's his name? He's the universal soldier and he really is to blame, his orders come from far away no more. They come from here and there and you and me, and brother can't you see, this is not the way to but an end to war.... Title: Re: plz delete Post by: TightEnd on May 12, 2006, 02:11:47 PM in your head zombie haven't cracked the code yet then? Title: Re: plz delete Post by: MrMojoRisin on May 12, 2006, 02:13:08 PM ....it's great to be able to post without having to make sense! Speak for yourself. I've got soul but I'm not a soldier. He's a Catholic, a Hindu, an Athiest, a Jane, a Buddist and a Babtist and a Jew, and he knows he shouldn't kill and he knows he always will, for me my friend and me for you..... And what's his name? He's the universal soldier and he really is to blame, his orders come from far away no more. They come from here and there and you and me, and brother can't you see, this is not the way to but an end to war.... Are you talking about Simon? By the way I would like to introduce myself: I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Kenyan refugees, I write award-winning operas, and manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I had trials with Manchester United, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my garden. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have appeared on Through the Keyhole and won the gold plaque. Last summer I toured Eastern Europe with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I run the 100m in 9.65 secs. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only some vegetables and a Breville Toaster. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in Madrid, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and chess competitions at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis. But I have not yet gone to University. Title: Re: plz delete Post by: TightEnd on May 12, 2006, 02:14:54 PM I just love that post
Like looking in a mirror Title: Re: plz delete Post by: bolt pp on May 12, 2006, 02:18:14 PM in your head zombie haven't cracked the code yet then? I cannot crack codes, that would be crazy! Title: Re: plz delete Post by: Heid on May 12, 2006, 02:21:20 PM Mornngton Crescent! (PS - It's South Acton, not Acton South). I was using the Koenig Slant, TK - so obviously you cannot go to Mornington crescent straight after the Koenig Slant has been used, I thought you understood this game? Now if you had carried ont he Slant (making it then the Barrymore Slant), and had said Crescent Mornington, then I would be golf clapping you now. Title: Re: plz delete Post by: bolt pp on May 12, 2006, 02:22:18 PM I just love that post bravoLike looking in a mirror Title: Re: plz delete Post by: bobby1 on May 12, 2006, 02:31:11 PM The Indians sent signal from the rocks above the pass,
The cowboys take positions in the bushes and the grass...... Title: Re: plz delete Post by: TightEnd on May 12, 2006, 02:35:02 PM Cool for bloody cats.....classic
I never thought it would happen With me and the girl from Clapham Out on the windy common That night i aint forgotten Difford and Tilbrook...master singer songwriters! Title: Re: plz delete Post by: bobby1 on May 12, 2006, 02:39:06 PM When she dealt out the rations
With some or other passions I said you are a lady Perhaps she said I may be .......... We moved into a basement With thoughts of our engagement We stayed in by the telly Although the room was smelly We spent our time just kissing The Railway Arms we're missing But love had got us hooked up And all our time it took up I got a job with Stanley He said I'd come in handy And started me on Monday So I had a bath on Sunday I worked eleven hours And bought the girl some flowers She said she'd seen a doctor And nothing now could stop her I worked all through the winter The weather brass and bitter I put away a tenner Each week to make her better And when the time was ready We had to sell the telly Late evenings by the fire With little kicks inside her This morning at 4:50 I took her rather nifty Down to an incubator Where thirty minutes later She gave birth to a daughter Within a year a walker She looked just like her mother If there could be another And now she's two years older Her mother's with a soldier She left me when my drinking Became a proper stinging The devil came and took me From bar to street to bookie No more nights by the telly No more nights nappies smelling Alone here in the kitchen I feel there's something missing I'd beg for some forgiveness But begging's not my business And she won't write a letter Although I always tell her And so it's my assumption I'm really up the junction Tighty, they dont make em like that these days. Title: Re: plz delete Post by: TightEnd on May 12, 2006, 02:40:51 PM This is wonderful, bittersweet memories:
I'm really close tonight And I feel like I'm moving inside her Lying in the dark And I think that I'm beginning to know her Let it go I'll be there when you call And whenever I fall at your feet You let your tears rain down on me Whenever I touch your slow turning pain You're hiding from me now There's something in the way that you're talking Words don't sound right But I hear them all moving inside you, go I'll be waiting when you call Hey and whenever I fall at your feet Won't you let your tears rain down on me Whenever I touch your slow turning pain The finger of blame has turned upon itself And I'm more than willing to offer myself Do you want my presence or need my help Who knows where that might lead I fall Whenever I fall at your feet Would you let your tears rain down on me Whenever I fall, ever I fall Title: Re: plz delete Post by: Nem on May 12, 2006, 02:41:18 PM Tighty, they dont make em like that these days. :tikay: ;tk; :tikay: Title: Re: plz delete Post by: bolt pp on May 12, 2006, 02:43:45 PM ive got it but cannot explain it but the baker can :)up
Title: Re: plz delete Post by: bobby1 on May 12, 2006, 02:50:33 PM Tighty, they dont make em like that these days. :tikay: ;tk; :tikay: Cool for Cats The Indians send signals From the rocks above the pass The cowboys take positions In the bushes and the grass The squaw is with the Corporal She is tied against the tree She doesn't mind the language It's the beating she don't need She lets loose all the horses When the Corporal is asleep And he wakes to find the fire's dead And arrows in his hats And Davy Crockett rides around And says it's cool for cats It's cool for cats - Cool for cats The Sweeney's doing ninety 'Cause they've got the word to go They get a gang of villains In a shed up at Heathrow They're counting out the fivers When the hand cuffs lock again In and out of Wandsworth With the numbers on their names It's funny how their missus Always look the bleeding same And meanwhile at the station There's a couple of likely lads Who swear like how's your father And they're very cool for cats They're cool for cats - Cool for cats To change the mood a little I've been posing down the pub On seeing my reflection I'm looking slightly rough I fancy this, I fancy that I wanna be so flash I give a little muscle And I spend a little cash But all I get is bitter and a nasty little rash And by the time I'm sober I've forgotten what I've had And ev'rybody tells me that It's cool to be a cat Cool for cats - Cool for cats Shake up at the disco And I think I've got a pull I ask her lots of questions As she hangs on to the wall I kiss her for the first time And then I take her home I'm invited in for coffee And I give the dog a bone She likes to go to discos But she's never on her own I said I'll see you later And I give her some old chat But it's not like that on the TV When it's cool for cats It's cool for cats - Cool for cats ahhh, those were the days...... ;tk; Title: Re: plz delete Post by: Heid on May 12, 2006, 02:51:41 PM Oh god, ta guys.. here goes ANOTHER 20 quid on iTunes this afternoon.
Title: Re: plz delete Post by: bolt pp on May 12, 2006, 02:52:35 PM so theres 23 on one side and a lot less on the other?
i got it finally Title: Re: plz delete Post by: MrMojoRisin on May 12, 2006, 02:54:51 PM All along the watchtower, somewhere over the rainbow, you will find me caught beneath the landslide over the rivers of Babylon, slip sliding away. I am the walrus!
Title: Re: plz delete Post by: Nem on May 12, 2006, 02:55:09 PM Oh god, ta guys.. here goes ANOTHER 20 quid on iTunes this afternoon. www.limewire.com :D Title: Re: plz delete Post by: Heid on May 12, 2006, 02:57:36 PM You are a naughty man Mr Esis!
Title: Re: plz delete Post by: RED-DOG on May 12, 2006, 03:10:52 PM Pulling mussels from a shell....
Title: Re: plz delete Post by: RED-DOG on May 12, 2006, 03:11:35 PM Coffee in bed....
Title: Re: plz delete Post by: bolt pp on May 12, 2006, 03:13:07 PM Pulling mussels from a shell.... you mean: pulling muscles for michelle. Title: Re: plz delete Post by: RED-DOG on May 12, 2006, 03:14:05 PM Labelled with love..
Title: Re: plz delete Post by: bolt pp on May 12, 2006, 03:14:49 PM who is that girl?
Title: Re: plz delete Post by: MrMojoRisin on May 12, 2006, 03:28:26 PM Jolene!
I'm begging of you please don't take my man! Title: Re: plz delete Post by: NoflopsHomer on May 12, 2006, 03:28:51 PM This is poetry....
One and one-half wandering Jews Free to wander wherever they choose Are travelling together In the Sangre de Cristo The Blood of Christ Mountains Of New Mexico On the last leg of the journey They started a long time ago The arc of a love affair Rainbows in the high desert air Mountain passes slipping into stones Hearts and bones Hearts and bones Hearts and bones Thinking back to the season before Looking back through the cracks in the door Two people were married The act was outrageous The bride was contagious She burned like a bride These events may have had some effect On the man with the girl by his side The arc of a love affair His hands rolling down her hair Love like lightning shaking till it moans Hearts and bones Hearts and bones Hearts and bones And whoa whoa whoa She said why? Why don't we drive through the night And we'll wake up down in Mexico Oh I I don't know nothin' about nothin' About Mexico And tell me why Why won't you love me For who I am Where I am He said: 'Cause that's not the way the world is baby This is how I love you, baby This is how I love you, baby One and one-half wandering Jews Returned to their natural coasts To resume old acquaintances Step out occasionally And speculate who had been damaged the most Easy time will determine if these consolations Will be their reward The arc of a love affair Waiting to be restored You take two bodies and you twirl them into one Their hearts and their bones And they won't come undone Hearts and bones Hearts and bones Hearts and bones Hearts and bones Title: Re: plz delete Post by: bolt pp on May 12, 2006, 03:31:25 PM Jolene! shes in fashionI'm begging of you please don't take my man! Title: Re: plz delete Post by: MrMojoRisin on May 12, 2006, 03:32:12 PM No no no! This is poetry:
All right stop collaborate and listen Ice is back with my brand new invention Something grabs a hold of me tightly Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly Will it ever stop yo I don't know Turn off the lights and I'll glow To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle Dance go rush to the speaker that booms I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom Deadly when I play a dope melody Anything less than the best is a felony Love it or leave it you better gain weight You better hit bull's eye the kid don't play If there was a problem yo I'll solve it Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it CHORUS Ice ice baby vanillla (x4) Now that the party is jumping With the bass kicked in and the vegas are pumpin' Quick to the point to the point no faking I'm cooking MC's like a pound of bacon Burning them if you ain't quick and nimble I go crazy when I hear a cymbal And a hi-hat with a souped up tempo I'm on a roll and it's time to go solo Rollin' in my 5.0 With my rag-top down so my hair can blow The girlies on standby waving just to say hi Did you stop no I just drove by Kept on pursuing to the next stop I busted a left and I'm heading to the next block The block was dead Yo so I continued to A1A Beachfront Avenue Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis Rockman lovers driving Lamborghinis Jealous 'cause I'm out getting mine Shay with a guage and Vanilla with a nine Reading for the chumps on the wall The chumps acting ill because they're so full of eight balls Gunshots rang out like a bell I grabbed my nine all I heard were shells Falling on the concrete real fast Jumped in my car slammed on the gas Bumpet to bumper the avenue's packed I'm trying to get away before the jackers jack Police on the scene you know what I mean They passed me up confronted all the dope fiends If there was a problem yo I'll solve it Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it REPEAT CHORUS Take heed 'cause I'm a lyrical poet Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it My town that created all the bass sound Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground 'Cause my style's like a chemical spill Feasible rhymes that you can vision and feel Conducted and formed This is a hell of a concept We make it hype and you want to step with this Shay plays on the fade slice like a ninja Cut like a razor blade so fast other DJs say damn If my rhyme was a drug I'd sell it by the gram Keep my composure when it's time to get loose Magnetized by the mic while I kick my juice If there was a problem yo I'll solve it Check out the hook while Shay revolves it Ice ice baby vanilla Ice ice baby (oh-oh) vanilla Ice ice baby vanilla Ice ice baby vanilla ice Yo man let's get out of here Word to your mother Ice ice baby too cold Ice ice baby too cold too cold (x2) Ice ice baby Title: Re: plz delete Post by: Heid on May 12, 2006, 03:34:01 PM Floppy - I never had you down as a Paul Simon kinda guy!
Nice one :) Title: Re: plz delete Post by: bolt pp on May 12, 2006, 03:35:19 PM No no no! This is poetry: All right stop collaborate and listen Ice is back with my brand new invention Something grabs a hold of me tightly Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly Will it ever stop yo I don't know Turn off the lights and I'll glow To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle Dance go rush to the speaker that booms I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom Deadly when I play a dope melody Anything less than the best is a felony Love it or leave it you better gain weight You better hit bull's eye the kid don't play If there was a problem yo I'll solve it Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it CHORUS Ice ice baby vanillla (x4) Now that the party is jumping With the bass kicked in and the vegas are pumpin' Quick to the point to the point no faking I'm cooking MC's like a pound of bacon Burning them if you ain't quick and nimble I go crazy when I hear a cymbal And a hi-hat with a souped up tempo I'm on a roll and it's time to go solo Rollin' in my 5.0 With my rag-top down so my hair can blow The girlies on standby waving just to say hi Did you stop no I just drove by Kept on pursuing to the next stop I busted a left and I'm heading to the next block The block was dead Yo so I continued to A1A Beachfront Avenue Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis Rockman lovers driving Lamborghinis Jealous 'cause I'm out getting mine Shay with a guage and Vanilla with a nine Reading for the chumps on the wall The chumps acting ill because they're so full of eight balls Gunshots rang out like a bell I grabbed my nine all I heard were shells Falling on the concrete real fast Jumped in my car slammed on the gas Bumpet to bumper the avenue's packed I'm trying to get away before the jackers jack Police on the scene you know what I mean They passed me up confronted all the dope fiends If there was a problem yo I'll solve it Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it REPEAT CHORUS Take heed 'cause I'm a lyrical poet Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it My town that created all the bass sound Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground 'Cause my style's like a chemical spill Feasible rhymes that you can vision and feel Conducted and formed This is a hell of a concept We make it hype and you want to step with this Shay plays on the fade slice like a ninja Cut like a razor blade so fast other DJs say damn If my rhyme was a drug I'd sell it by the gram Keep my composure when it's time to get loose Magnetized by the mic while I kick my juice If there was a problem yo I'll solve it Check out the hook while Shay revolves it Ice ice baby vanilla Ice ice baby (oh-oh) vanilla Ice ice baby vanilla Ice ice baby vanilla ice Yo man let's get out of here Word to your mother Ice ice baby too cold Ice ice baby too cold too cold (x2) Ice ice baby OH NO it just went serious old school!!!!! please hammer dont hurt em........its hammer time , you cannot toutch this people!! Title: Re: plz delete Post by: bolt pp on May 12, 2006, 03:36:47 PM she wore an istsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow poker dott bikini........
LETS GO!!! Title: Re: plz delete Post by: NoflopsHomer on May 12, 2006, 03:37:16 PM Floppy - I never had you down as a Paul Simon kinda guy! Nice one :) When he wants to, I think he can write stuff as good as Dylan. :) Title: Re: plz delete Post by: Heid on May 12, 2006, 03:45:57 PM Agreed - Love Songs and Negotiations is one of my fave cd's.
Title: Re: plz delete Post by: Keith The Great on May 12, 2006, 03:55:03 PM When the sand climbs the tree
The water jumps down the ground round the pole at half past eight on the beach to fly a kite. p.s I can get lime wire pro for free ;) Title: Re: plz delete Post by: Heid on May 12, 2006, 04:00:58 PM Don't be naughty now - you know we try not to talk about stuff like that cause it makes Iron"Vein on the side of his head throb"Side a tad miffed!
Title: Re: plz delete Post by: Nem on May 12, 2006, 04:03:15 PM No no no! This is poetry: All right stop collaborate and listen Ice is back with my brand new invention Something grabs a hold of me tightly Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly Will it ever stop yo I don't know Turn off the lights and I'll glow To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle Dance go rush to the speaker that booms I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom Deadly when I play a dope melody Anything less than the best is a felony Love it or leave it you better gain weight You better hit bull's eye the kid don't play If there was a problem yo I'll solve it Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it CHORUS Ice ice baby vanillla (x4) Now that the party is jumping With the bass kicked in and the vegas are pumpin' Quick to the point to the point no faking I'm cooking MC's like a pound of bacon Burning them if you ain't quick and nimble I go crazy when I hear a cymbal And a hi-hat with a souped up tempo I'm on a roll and it's time to go solo Rollin' in my 5.0 With my rag-top down so my hair can blow The girlies on standby waving just to say hi Did you stop no I just drove by Kept on pursuing to the next stop I busted a left and I'm heading to the next block The block was dead Yo so I continued to A1A Beachfront Avenue Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis Rockman lovers driving Lamborghinis Jealous 'cause I'm out getting mine Shay with a guage and Vanilla with a nine Reading for the chumps on the wall The chumps acting ill because they're so full of eight balls Gunshots rang out like a bell I grabbed my nine all I heard were shells Falling on the concrete real fast Jumped in my car slammed on the gas Bumpet to bumper the avenue's packed I'm trying to get away before the jackers jack Police on the scene you know what I mean They passed me up confronted all the dope fiends If there was a problem yo I'll solve it Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it REPEAT CHORUS Take heed 'cause I'm a lyrical poet Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it My town that created all the bass sound Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground 'Cause my style's like a chemical spill Feasible rhymes that you can vision and feel Conducted and formed This is a hell of a concept We make it hype and you want to step with this Shay plays on the fade slice like a ninja Cut like a razor blade so fast other DJs say damn If my rhyme was a drug I'd sell it by the gram Keep my composure when it's time to get loose Magnetized by the mic while I kick my juice If there was a problem yo I'll solve it Check out the hook while Shay revolves it Ice ice baby vanilla Ice ice baby (oh-oh) vanilla Ice ice baby vanilla Ice ice baby vanilla ice Yo man let's get out of here Word to your mother Ice ice baby too cold Ice ice baby too cold too cold (x2) Ice ice baby LARVE-IT!!! Title: Re: plz delete Post by: I, Zimbra on May 12, 2006, 06:16:00 PM From Talking Heads to Vanilla Ice... via Haircut 100 and Squeeze.
Interesting... Title: Re: plz delete Post by: TightEnd on May 12, 2006, 06:39:51 PM don't forget the Crowded House!
or this...... My love and I, we work well together But often we're apart Absence makes the heart lose weight, yeah, Till love breaks down, love breaks down Oh my, oh my, have you seen the weather The sweet September rain Rain on me like no other Until I drown, until I drown When love breaks down The things you do To stop the truth from hurting you When love breaks down The lies we tell, They only serve to fool ourselves, When love breaks down The things you do To stop the truth from hurting you Title: Re: plz delete Post by: Nem on May 12, 2006, 07:12:46 PM And dont forget Jay-Z
Title: Re: plz delete Post by: badgirl on May 12, 2006, 07:37:37 PM don't forget the Crowded House! or this...... My love and I, we work well together But often we're apart Absence makes the heart lose weight, yeah, Till love breaks down, love breaks down Oh my, oh my, have you seen the weather The sweet September rain Rain on me like no other Until I drown, until I drown When love breaks down The things you do To stop the truth from hurting you When love breaks down The lies we tell, They only serve to fool ourselves, When love breaks down The things you do To stop the truth from hurting you OMG...hot dog jumping frog its Prefab sprout!! What a band. Remember, some things hurt more, much more than cars and girls. Title: Re: plz delete Post by: I, Zimbra on May 12, 2006, 07:39:32 PM my blood runs cold.
my memories have just been sold. Title: Re: plz delete Post by: bobby1 on May 12, 2006, 07:41:24 PM don't forget the Crowded House! or this...... My love and I, we work well together But often we're apart Absence makes the heart lose weight, yeah, Till love breaks down, love breaks down Oh my, oh my, have you seen the weather The sweet September rain Rain on me like no other Until I drown, until I drown When love breaks down The things you do To stop the truth from hurting you When love breaks down The lies we tell, They only serve to fool ourselves, When love breaks down The things you do To stop the truth from hurting you OMG...hot dog jumping frog its Prefab sprout!! What a band. Remember, some things hurt more, much more than cars and girls. Oooops....that was me getting giddy about Prefab Sprout not Bad Girl. Title: Re: plz delete Post by: steeley68 on May 12, 2006, 11:09:36 PM my blood runs cold. my memories have just been sold. :D J Giles Band - Centrefold!! ;tk; Title: Re: plz delete Post by: Suited_Jock on May 13, 2006, 07:58:48 AM Man walks down the street, It's a street in a strange world, maybe its the third world, maybe its his first time around.
Doesn't speak the language, hold no currency he is a foregin man he is surrounded by the sound, sound.. Cattle in the marketplace Title: Re: plz delete Post by: tikay on May 13, 2006, 08:21:06 AM Wow, a BIG welcome to badgirl on her debut Post. Hi Xuyen! xxxxxx As for the thread, Squeeze, great great memories, how about some early Beautiful South, I am loving this. Did Norman Cook (aka Fatboy Slim) use to be in Beautiful South at one time, or was that with the same lead singer in the band prior? Dunno how this thread began (you seenb the opening Post - which was, at the time, in Internet Poker?), or how it got here, but it's beginning to feel like a classic to me. I'm loving it. Title: Re: plz delete Post by: redsimon on May 13, 2006, 08:24:09 AM Wow, a BIG welcome to badgirl on her debut Post. Hi Xuyen! xxxxxx As for the thread, Squeeze, great great memories, how about some early Beautiful South, I am loving this. Did Norman Cook (aka Fatboy Slim) use to be in Beautiful South at one time, or was that with the same lead singer in the band prior? Dunno how this thread began (you seenb the opening Post - which was, at the time, in Internet Poker?), or how it got here, but it's beginning to feel like a classic to me. I'm loving it. housemartins Title: Re: plz delete Post by: tikay on May 13, 2006, 08:53:35 AM The Housemaertins! That's 'em.
London 0, Hull 2? Title: Re: plz delete Post by: bolt pp on May 13, 2006, 09:19:33 AM The Housemaertins! That's 'em. London 0, Hull 2? Is it happy hour already? again? bit early but why not. Title: Re: plz delete Post by: ifm on May 13, 2006, 12:48:25 PM Wear SUNSCREEN!!
Title: Re: plz delete Post by: TightEnd on May 13, 2006, 12:50:21 PM People say I'm the life of the party, cos I've have a drink or two
Though I may be laughing loud and hearty Deep inside I'm blue... So take a good look at my face.... aahhh, some classic motown for you! Title: Re: plz delete Post by: Suited_Jock on May 13, 2006, 12:52:40 PM Well Mr Kendall,
Let me tell you the story of this thread. A time not so long ago a young Edinburgh lad wanted to create a topic about meeting a fellow blondite at his table in blackpool but being the foolish jock that he was posted it on Internet Poker thread. As with other forums i frequent a simple please delete this usually gets a mods attention and the thread appears into the void which is the dead post zone (kinda like an after life). Alas with this one it was not to be and hordes upon hordes of blondes had the chance to post what ever they wanted into it- Heck it even brought out the badgirl pham to make her first post. I did not expect this thread to be this big and to see it hit 9 pages is truly emotional. What a great forum and community (/me wipes away a tear).. Title: Re: plz delete Post by: bolt pp on May 13, 2006, 12:59:38 PM People say I'm the life of the party, cos I've have a drink or two can i put my calculator, magnifying glass, enigma machine, away now.Though I may be laughing loud and hearty Deep inside I'm blue... So take a good look at my face.... aahhh, some classic motown for you! Ive worked for 23 hours, ive cried ond moaned and fell asleep and my ears have bled. I have no clue whats going on and am going to buy some lottery tickets. goodbye. Title: Re: plz delete Post by: TightEnd on May 13, 2006, 01:00:54 PM Bobby1 is staying with the Vladars.....he fires up badgirl's PC, logs onto blonde and posts away.
Some time later he comes back and notices one of his favourite bands, Prefab Sprout, is being mentioned. In his excitement he responds to said post under badgirl's ID It tickles me to imagine badgirl in the 1980s loving Prefab Sprout!! Title: Re: plz delete Post by: The_nun on May 13, 2006, 01:07:02 PM I am a dreamer but when I wake,
You can't break my spirit - it's my dreams you take. And as you move on, remember me, Remember us and all we used to be I've seen you cry, I've seen you smile. I've watched you sleeping for a while. I'd be the father of your child. I'd spend a lifetime with you. I know your fears and you know mine. We've had our doubts but now we're fine, And I love you, I swear that's true. I cannot live without you. Title: Re: plz delete Post by: thetank on May 13, 2006, 10:20:14 PM Any room for Kipling?
IF If you can keep your head when all about you Are losing theirs and blaming it on you, If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you But make allowance for their doubting too, If you can wait and not be tired by waiting, Or being lied about, don't deal in lies, Or being hated, don't give way to hating, And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise If you can dream--and not make dreams your master, If you can think--and not make thoughts your aim; If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster And treat those two impostors just the same; If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools, Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken, And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools: If you can make one heap of all your winnings And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss, And lose, and start again at your beginnings And never breathe a word about your loss; If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew To serve your turn long after they are gone, And so hold on when there is nothing in you Except the Will which says to them: "Hold on!" If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue, Or walk with kings--nor lose the common touch, If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you; If all men count with you, but none too much, If you can fill the unforgiving minute With sixty seconds' worth of distance run, Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it, And--which is more--you'll be a Man, my son! Written without CTRL+V because I enjoy it so much. Title: Re: plz delete Post by: thetank on May 13, 2006, 10:20:42 PM This thread is worth £5 by itself.
Now I have 23 hrs 24 minutes to make up the other £18.50 and we'll have value. Title: Re: plz delete Post by: steeley68 on May 13, 2006, 11:01:29 PM I wondered lonely as a cloud
That floats on high, o'er vale and hill When all at once, I saw a crowd - A host of golden daffodill. From memory. Title: Re: plz delete Post by: bobby1 on May 19, 2006, 01:23:45 AM I wish I could fly, right up to the sky but I cant.......
Title: Re: plz delete Post by: tikay on May 19, 2006, 01:29:39 AM Bobby1 is staying with the Vladars.....he fires up badgirl's PC, logs onto blonde and posts away. Some time later he comes back and notices one of his favourite bands, Prefab Sprout, is being mentioned. In his excitement he responds to said post under badgirl's ID It tickles me to imagine badgirl in the 1980s loving Prefab Sprout!! NOW it makes a lot more sense. Why did I not think of that? Bad Girl & Prefab Sprout WOULD be an odd combo...... I blame that bobby. Mind you, it's sort of in keeping with the thread. Title: Re: plz delete Post by: bobby1 on May 19, 2006, 01:33:25 AM It amused Tighty and i for hours too.
Title: Re: plz delete Post by: tikay on May 19, 2006, 01:53:10 AM I got a ticket to the Moon,
I'm gonna go there very soon, And the tears I cry will fall as rain, On your window pane. Title: Re: plz delete Post by: tikay on May 19, 2006, 01:55:32 AM It amused Tighty and i for hours too. Yup, you whooshed me good & proper. You'll pay, both of you. Title: Re: plz delete Post by: RED-DOG on May 19, 2006, 02:45:50 AM A chance to re-hash this
If you can keep your chips when all about you Are losing theirs and blaming it on you If you can bet your trips when all men doubt you But make allowance for their betting too If you can wait and not get tired of waiting Or be outdrawn and yet not go on tilt Or being hated dont give way to hating While trying to protect the stack youve built If you can draw, yet not make draws your master If you can bluff, but not make bluff your aim If you can play with Hellmuth or with Hansen And treat those two imposters just the same If you can bear to hear the truth youve spoken Twisted by hacks to make a trap for fools Or see your pocket aces cracked and broken Then take abuse from folk who break the rules If you can bet a pot with all your bankroll If you can hit your set and risk it all And lose your wedge to someones gutshot straight draw And bite your lip and say to him nice call If you can forgive the calling stations Who take the pot you know you should have won Well then one day you might become a player And, which is more, youll be a man, my son. Title: Re: plz delete Post by: bobby1 on May 19, 2006, 02:50:49 AM A chance to re-hash this If you can keep your chips when all about you Are losing theirs and blaming it on you If you can bet your trips when all men doubt you But make allowance for their betting too If you can wait and not get tired of waiting Or be outdrawn and yet not go on tilt Or being hated dont give way to hating While trying to protect the stack youve built If you can draw, yet not make draws your master If you can bluff, but not make bluff your aim If you can play with Hellmuth or with Hansen And treat those two imposters just the same If you can bear to hear the truth youve spoken Twisted by hacks to make a trap for fools Or see your pocket aces cracked and broken Then take abuse from folk who break the rules If you can bet a pot with all your bankroll If you can hit your set and risk it all And lose your wedge to someones gutshot straight draw And bite your lip and say to him nice call If you can forgive the calling stations Who take the pot you know you should have won Well then one day you might become a player And, which is more, youll be a man, my son. superb Tom. Title: Re: plz delete Post by: tikay on May 19, 2006, 03:34:30 AM The very same Tom who is yet again killing (pardon the pun) the Laddies Graveyard Special. Title: Re: plz delete Post by: RED-DOG on May 19, 2006, 04:06:07 AM The very same Tom who is yet again killing (pardon the pun) the Laddies Graveyard Special. I was, I raised with KK and was called by 92, two 9s on the board dented me badly but I'm clawing back Title: Re: plz delete Post by: fergus8 on May 19, 2006, 06:08:06 AM Disabled
He sat in a wheeled chair, waiting for dark, And shivered in his ghastly suit of grey, Legless, sewn short at elbow. Through the park Voices of boys rang saddening like a hymn, Voices of play and pleasure after day, Till gathering sleep had mothered them from him. About this time Town used to swing so gay When glow-lamps budded in the light blue trees, And girls glanced lovelier as the air grew dim,- In the old times, before he threw away his knees. Now he will never feel again how slim Girls' waists are, or how warm their subtle hands. All of them touch him like some queer disease. There was an artist silly for his face, For it was younger than his youth, last year. Now, he is old; his back will never brace; He's lost his colour very far from here, Poured it down shell-holes till the veins ran dry, And half his lifetime lapsed in the hot race And leap of purple spurted from his thigh. One time he liked a blood-smear down his leg, After the matches, carried shoulder-high. It was after football, when he'd drunk a peg, He thought he'd better join.-He wonders why. Someone had said he'd look a god in kilts, That's why; and maybe, too, to please his Meg, Aye, that was it, to please the giddy jilts He asked to join. He didn't have to beg; Smiling they wrote his lie: aged nineteen years. Germans he scarcely thought of; all their guilt, And Austria's, did not move him. And no fears Of Fear came yet. He thought of jewelled hilts For daggers in plaid socks; of smart salutes; And care of arms; and leave; and pay arrears; Esprit de corps; and hints for young recruits. And soon, he was drafted out with drums and cheers. Some cheered him home, but not as crowds cheer Goal. Only a solemn man who brought him fruits Thanked him; and then inquired about his soul. Now, he will spend a few sick years in institutes, And do what things the rules consider wise, And take whatever pity they may dole. Tonight he noticed how the women's eyes Passed from him to the strong men that were whole. How cold and late it is! Why don't they come And put him into bed? Why don't they come? Wilfred Owen Title: Re: plz delete Post by: b4matt on May 19, 2006, 11:05:53 AM Gotta go on best of blonde. ;tk;
Title: Re: plz delete Post by: Colchester Kev on May 19, 2006, 11:07:57 AM It cant go on best of blonde, I havent posted on it..
Oooops there ya go :D Title: Re: plz delete Post by: b4matt on May 19, 2006, 11:14:18 AM Prefab Sprout- sheer class- how could i mhave forgotten them (downloading now)
Crowded house- Probably the best songwriters/singers in the 90's in my opinion. Poetry, Red-dog, general eclectic madness... all sheer class Ooooh LA proved to much for the man... So he's going back to find, the world he left behind Name that tune? Title: Re: plz delete Post by: Colchester Kev on May 19, 2006, 11:29:22 AM Midnight train to Georgia .. Gladys Knight & the pips ;)
Title: Re: plz delete Post by: Nakor on May 19, 2006, 11:30:30 AM So he's going back to find, the world he left behind Name that tune? Midnight Train to Georgia ? Gladys Knight and the Pips? Tikay - are we playing bank holiday rules ? Edit: Damn you Kev. Title: Re: plz delete Post by: tikay on May 19, 2006, 11:36:15 AM Midnight Train to Georgia. Gladys Knight & The Pips. Nakor - absolutely NOT. Title: Re: plz delete Post by: Colchester Kev on May 19, 2006, 12:02:01 PM Brilliant song... Pink Floyd .. Wish you were here.
So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell, blue skies from pain. Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail? A smile from a veil? Do you think you can tell? And did they get you to trade your heroes for ghosts? Hot ashes for trees? Hot air for a cool breeze? Cold comfort for change? And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? How I wish, how I wish you were here. We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, Running over the same old ground. What have you found? The same old fears. Wish you were here. Title: Re: plz delete Post by: tikay on May 19, 2006, 12:12:59 PM Brilliant song... Pink Floyd .. Wish you were here. So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell, blue skies from pain. Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail? A smile from a veil? Do you think you can tell? And did they get you to trade your heroes for ghosts? Hot ashes for trees? Hot air for a cool breeze? Cold comfort for change? And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? How I wish, how I wish you were here. We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, Running over the same old ground. What have you found? The same old fears. Wish you were here. It's on my MP3. Gotta love the guitar stuff by Floyd. Title: Re: plz delete Post by: MrMojoRisin on May 19, 2006, 01:55:33 PM Let's swim to the moon
Let's climb through the tide Penetrate the evenin' that the City sleeps to hide Title: Re: plz delete Post by: ifm on May 19, 2006, 02:12:38 PM Oh what an atmosphere, i love a party with a happy atmosphere..........
Anyone got that on their Ipod?? Title: Re: plz delete Post by: tikay on May 19, 2006, 02:13:46 PM Oh what an atmosphere, i love a party with a happy atmosphere.......... Anyone got that on their Ipod?? sloppy has, together with Barry Manilow's Greatest Hits, & Russ Abbott's "best" stuff.. Title: Re: plz delete Post by: MrMojoRisin on May 19, 2006, 02:34:57 PM With the twenty four hour party people plastic face 'carn't' smile a white out
Title: Re: plz delete Post by: Colchester Kev on May 19, 2006, 02:42:03 PM heres another classic for ya, a must on anyones ipod.
The Waterboys "The whole of the moon" I pictured a rainbow You held in your hands I had flashes But you saw then plan I wondered out in the world for years While you just stayed in your room I saw the crescent You saw the whole of the moon! The whole of the moon! You were there at the turnstiles With the wind at your heels You stretched for the stars And you know how it feels To reach too high Too far Too soon You saw the whole of the moon! I was grounded While you filled the skies I was dumbfounded by truths You cut through lies I saw the rain-dirty valley You saw brigadoon I saw the crescent You saw the whole of the moon! I spoke about wings You just flew I wondered, I guessed, and I tried You just knew I sighed But you swooned I saw the crescent You saw the whole of the moon! The whole of the moon! With a torch in your pocket And the wind at your heels You climbed on the ladder And you know how it feels To reach too high Too far Too soon You saw the whole of the moon! The whole of the moon! Unicorns and cannonballs, Palaces and piers, Trumpets, towers, and tenemets, Wide oceans full of tears, Flag, rags, ferry boats, Scimitars and scarves, Every precious dream and vision Underneath the stars You climbed on the ladder With the wind in your sails You came like a comet Blazing your trail Too high Too far Too soon You saw the whole of the moon! Title: Re: plz delete Post by: b4matt on May 19, 2006, 04:37:21 PM Fantastic song kev- tho gotta be the original for me.
Ok another blast from my past- name the tune- 'first they take your pride turn it on its side then you realise, that you've got nothing left to lose .... Title: Re: plz delete Post by: Colchester Kev on May 19, 2006, 04:42:56 PM Try and make them a bit more difficult.... Story of the blues by the mighty wah ;)
Title: Re: plz delete Post by: tikay on May 19, 2006, 04:45:49 PM Story of the blues by the mighty wah.
Title: Re: plz delete Post by: b4matt on May 19, 2006, 04:47:30 PM Jeeeesus your quick... ok more coming
Title: Re: plz delete Post by: Colchester Kev on May 19, 2006, 04:47:59 PM LOL nice copy and paste job pops, my lack of capital letters gives your feeble attempt at cheating away :)
Title: Re: plz delete Post by: b4matt on May 19, 2006, 04:48:27 PM jeeesus your quick More coming...
Great song tho.. gotta love the mighty wahhhhh :D Title: Re: plz delete Post by: tikay on May 19, 2006, 04:49:49 PM LOL nice copy and paste job pops, my lack of capital letters gives your feeble attempt at cheating away :) Sigh. I SO much wanna be seen as a young cool dude like you Kev. Title: Re: plz delete Post by: tikay on May 19, 2006, 04:50:17 PM LOL nice copy and paste job pops, my lack of capital letters gives your feeble attempt at cheating away :) Sigh. I SO much wanna be seen as a young cool dude like you Kev. But I got 2 through before you sussed it. Title: Re: plz delete Post by: Colchester Kev on May 19, 2006, 04:51:43 PM yeah but its like the "Wondermug" system, keep going all in and you get caught eventually ;)
Title: Re: plz delete Post by: Suited_Jock on May 19, 2006, 04:52:10 PM An Error Has Occurred!
You cannot delete your own topics in this board. GG sir Title: Re: plz delete Post by: b4matt on May 19, 2006, 05:30:11 PM you'll never get this kev
.....'whichever i chose, it amounts to the same..' classic song Title: Re: plz delete Post by: Colchester Kev on May 19, 2006, 05:48:16 PM Killing an Arab by the cure .. Robert Smith was a hero of mine ;)
Title: Re: plz delete Post by: b4matt on May 19, 2006, 05:52:00 PM I am not worthy... :)up :respect: ;adamM; ;pokergods;
Title: Re: plz delete Post by: thetank on May 19, 2006, 06:19:26 PM heres another classic for ya, a must on anyones ipod. The Waterboys "The whole of the moon" Kev loves his jock rock. :D Title: Re: plz delete Post by: I, Zimbra on May 19, 2006, 06:53:49 PM I see the shapes I remember from maps
I see the shoreline, I see the whitecaps A baseball diamond, nice weather down there I see the school and the houses where the kids are Places to park by the factories and buildings Restaurants and bars for later in the evening Then we come to the farmlands, and the undeveloped areas And I have learned how these things work together I see the parkway that passes through them all And I have learned how to look at these things, and I say I wouldn't live there if you paid me. I couldn't live like that, no siree! I couldn't do the things the way those people do I couldn't live there if you paid me to. --- I guess it's healthy, I guess the air is clean I guess those people have fun with their neighbors and friends Look at that kitchen and all of that food! Look at them eat it - I guess it tastes real good! They grow it in the farmlands, and they take it to the stores They put it in the car trunk and they bring it back home, and I say I wouldn't live there if you paid me I couldn't live like that, no siree! I couldn't do the things the way those people do I wouldn't live there if you paid me to. --- I'm tired of looking out the windows of the airplane I'm tired of travelling, I want to be somewhere It's not even worth talking About those people down there. Title: Re: plz delete Post by: tikay on May 19, 2006, 06:56:58 PM Killing an Arab by the cure .. Robert Smith was a hero of mine ;) Me too Couxch. I always had a fantasy of playing the guitar like him, who else couild look so super-cool wearing make-up & a dress. Title: Re: plz delete Post by: ifm on May 19, 2006, 06:58:17 PM Didn't he live in a wardrobe?
Title: Re: plz delete Post by: tikay on May 19, 2006, 07:09:49 PM Didn't he live in a wardrobe? Yup, & it fell over a cliff. He has Cats, too. Title: Re: plz delete Post by: TightEnd on January 10, 2007, 01:42:07 PM bumping
Title: Re: plz delete Post by: Wardonkey on January 10, 2007, 01:43:57 PM If you get cramp in your left buttock how do you stretch the muscle without endangering your underwear?
Title: Re: plz delete Post by: thetank on January 10, 2007, 01:45:12 PM Don't worry, your undies can take, if in doubt, ask the zebra.
(http://www.naturescapes.net/portfolios/pics/userpics/10163/zebra%20&%20young_MG_1934.jpg) Title: Re: plz delete Post by: thetank on January 10, 2007, 01:48:46 PM New evidence reveals that Aesop may have been making it all up.
(http://www.solsup.com.au/greenman/hippo2.jpg) Title: Re: plz delete Post by: bobby1 on January 10, 2007, 11:31:43 PM step away from the thread....there is nothing to see here...
Title: Re: plz delete Post by: Suited_Jock on November 27, 2007, 10:22:16 AM Wow,
My most popular thread on these boards how did this get to 130 posts??? Title: Re: plz delete Post by: boldie on November 27, 2007, 10:39:24 AM Wow, My most popular thread on these boards how did this get to 130 posts??? Probably because you didn't say much ;) Title: Re: plz delete Post by: kinboshi on November 27, 2007, 10:41:47 AM Wow, My most popular thread on these boards how did this get to 130 posts??? Probably because you didn't say much ;) rotflmfao Title: Re: plz delete Post by: Suited_Jock on November 27, 2007, 02:34:54 PM Wow, My most popular thread on these boards how did this get to 130 posts??? Probably because you didn't say much ;) I did say a fair bit. Title: Re: plz delete Post by: Harmony26 on November 27, 2007, 06:38:02 PM such as...?
Title: Re: plz delete Post by: RED-DOG on October 30, 2018, 01:20:57 PM BUMP!
Title: Re: plz delete Post by: ripple11 on October 30, 2018, 01:33:24 PM Blimey...a few "where are they now?" on here :)
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