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Title: Being Nosy (again)!
Post by: Claw75 on July 06, 2006, 11:31:19 PM
Does anyone remember Chriswan and know what happened to him?  He signed up on here in April looking for advice for playing without a bankroll, then went on to make over $1000 in a couple of days by winning numerous freerolls, then hasn't been seen since.  I thought he was going to be one to watch....


Title: Re: Being Nosy (again)!
Post by: thetank on July 06, 2006, 11:36:51 PM
It's not outwith the realm of possibility that he lost it all, and is not keen to shout about it.

Shame really, because it's when we're down that this forum is perhaps most useful.

Of course, maybe he's just getting it quietly now.


Title: Re: Being Nosy (again)!
Post by: Claw75 on July 06, 2006, 11:37:44 PM
It's not outwith the realm of possibility that he lost it all, and is not keen to shout about it.

Shame really, because it's when we're down that this forum is perhaps most useful.

Of course, maybe he's just getting it quietly now.

Could be - just seems odd that he's not even visited since.


Title: Re: Being Nosy (again)!
Post by: bolt pp on July 06, 2006, 11:40:07 PM
i thought you said being noisy again.

I started banging on the walls and throwing beer cans at passers by!!!

now ive seen you said nosey ive carried on anyway, come on lets all do it, do you think if all the blondeites on line shouted"blonde poker rules" at the same time people all over the world would hear?


Title: Re: Being Nosy (again)!
Post by: Claw75 on July 06, 2006, 11:41:37 PM
i thought you said being noisy again.

I started banging on the walls and throwing beer cans at passers by!!!

now ive seen you said nosey ive carried on anyway, come on lets all do it, do you think if all the blondeites on line shouted"blonde poker rules" at the same time people all over the world would hear?

I could try, but I don't think I'd be able to drain out the noise of the annoying youths hanging about outside my window


Title: Re: Being Nosy (again)!
Post by: thetank on July 06, 2006, 11:42:51 PM
Probably not, but I'm up for the throwing beer cans at passers by.

Always a good way to stimulate debate......

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Title: Re: Being Nosy (again)!
Post by: bolt pp on July 06, 2006, 11:44:16 PM
i thought you said being noisy again.

I started banging on the walls and throwing beer cans at passers by!!!

now ive seen you said nosey ive carried on anyway, come on lets all do it, do you think if all the blondeites on line shouted"blonde poker rules" at the same time people all over the world would hear?

I could try, but I don't think I'd be able to drain out the noise of the annoying youths hanging about outside my window

I'm rolling up my sleeves as we speak claw, where do you live


Title: Re: Being Nosy (again)!
Post by: thetank on July 06, 2006, 11:44:57 PM
The BP Massive will make em sorry!


Title: Re: Being Nosy (again)!
Post by: Claw75 on July 06, 2006, 11:47:44 PM
i thought you said being noisy again.

I started banging on the walls and throwing beer cans at passers by!!!

now ive seen you said nosey ive carried on anyway, come on lets all do it, do you think if all the blondeites on line shouted"blonde poker rules" at the same time people all over the world would hear?

I could try, but I don't think I'd be able to drain out the noise of the annoying youths hanging about outside my window

I'm rolling up my sleeves as we speak claw, where do you live

Middlesex.  30 minutes until the tubes stop running, so get here quick!


Title: Re: Being Nosy (again)!
Post by: Nem on July 06, 2006, 11:50:05 PM
i thought you said being noisy again.

I started banging on the walls and throwing beer cans at passers by!!!

now ive seen you said nosey ive carried on anyway, come on lets all do it, do you think if all the blondeites on line shouted"blonde poker rules" at the same time people all over the world would hear?

I could try, but I don't think I'd be able to drain out the noise of the annoying youths hanging about outside my window

I'm rolling up my sleeves as we speak claw, where do you live

Middlesex.  30 minutes until the tubes stop running, so get here quick!

 :hello:


Title: Re: Being Nosy (again)!
Post by: Claw75 on July 06, 2006, 11:50:56 PM
i thought you said being noisy again.

I started banging on the walls and throwing beer cans at passers by!!!

now ive seen you said nosey ive carried on anyway, come on lets all do it, do you think if all the blondeites on line shouted"blonde poker rules" at the same time people all over the world would hear?

I could try, but I don't think I'd be able to drain out the noise of the annoying youths hanging about outside my window

I'm rolling up my sleeves as we speak claw, where do you live

Middlesex.  30 minutes until the tubes stop running, so get here quick!

 :hello:

are you nearby Nemesis?  Maybe you could give bolt a lift?


Title: Re: Being Nosy (again)!
Post by: bolt pp on July 06, 2006, 11:51:22 PM
i thought you said being noisy again.

I started banging on the walls and throwing beer cans at passers by!!!

now ive seen you said nosey ive carried on anyway, come on lets all do it, do you think if all the blondeites on line shouted"blonde poker rules" at the same time people all over the world would hear?

I could try, but I don't think I'd be able to drain out the noise of the annoying youths hanging about outside my window

I'm rolling up my sleeves as we speak claw, where do you live

Middlesex.  30 minutes until the tubes stop running, so get here quick!

my knowlege of domestic geography is appalling, is it far from london( i hope so cos they'll probably bash me up) :D

just tell em you know me that should be enough ;scarymoment;   ;D ;D


Title: Re: Being Nosy (again)!
Post by: Claw75 on July 06, 2006, 11:52:45 PM

my knowlege of domestic geography is appalling, is it far from london( i hope so cos they'll probably bash me up) :D

just tell em you know me that should be enough ;scarymoment;   ;D ;D

erm - yes, it's Greater London.

All mouth and no trousers eh Mr PP?!  I'll tell em anyway, should do the trick.


Title: Re: Being Nosy (again)!
Post by: bolt pp on July 06, 2006, 11:54:33 PM
why did you say nemisis could give me a lift and not the other way round????

Are you implying that i'm very very very very drunk?????????????? cos its a good call :)up


Title: Re: Being Nosy (again)!
Post by: thetank on July 06, 2006, 11:57:28 PM
Wouldn't it be an alarming coincidence if Nem and Bolt turn up to confront the gang of youths, only to find the ringleader to be blondes own Chriswan.


Title: Re: Being Nosy (again)!
Post by: bolt pp on July 06, 2006, 11:59:17 PM
Wouldn't it be an alarming coincidence if Nem and Bolt turn up to confront the gang of youths, only to find the ringleader to be blondes own Chriswan.

can you please write down the name of the drink your drinking and nearest supplyer ;)


Title: Re: Being Nosy (again)!
Post by: Nem on July 07, 2006, 12:00:05 AM
Wouldn't it be an alarming coincidence if Nem and Bolt turn up to confront the gang of youths, only to find the ringleader to be blondes own Chriswan.

LOL

That picture of you on the home page is hilarious, and the patch, where is the patch?

The 4000 stt's finally kicking in eh! ;D


Title: Re: Being Nosy (again)!
Post by: Sark79 on July 07, 2006, 12:00:24 AM
I often wondered what had happened to him as well.  Last month we both posted about it Claire. 


Title: Re: Being Nosy (again)!
Post by: Claw75 on July 07, 2006, 12:01:15 AM
Wouldn't it be an alarming coincidence if Nem and Bolt turn up to confront the gang of youths, only to find the ringleader to be blondes own Chriswan.

that would be amazingly cool. Thankfully they've gone now, so all is calm again.


Title: Re: Being Nosy (again)!
Post by: mikkyT on July 07, 2006, 12:01:40 AM
(http://www.blondepoker.com/images/uploadimages/news/thetank4.jpg)
"My god, I'm human"


Title: Re: Being Nosy (again)!
Post by: Claw75 on July 07, 2006, 12:02:10 AM
why did you say nemisis could give me a lift and not the other way round????

Are you implying that i'm very very very very drunk?????????????? cos its a good call :)up

of course not sweetie, I just wasn't confident of you finding it given your admission that you are crap at geography!


Title: Re: Being Nosy (again)!
Post by: Nem on July 07, 2006, 12:02:33 AM
(http://www.blondepoker.com/images/uploadimages/news/thetank4.jpg)
"My god, I'm human"

crying with laughter!!!


Title: Re: Being Nosy (again)!
Post by: Claw75 on July 07, 2006, 12:02:48 AM
(http://www.blondepoker.com/images/uploadimages/news/thetank4.jpg)
"My god, I'm human"

that is such a cool pic - looks like my first boyfriend :)

tee hee *goes to find scanner*


Title: Re: Being Nosy (again)!
Post by: bolt pp on July 07, 2006, 12:09:22 AM
(http://www.blondepoker.com/images/uploadimages/news/thetank4.jpg)
"My god, I'm human"

that is such a cool pic - looks like my first boyfriend :)

tee hee *goes to find scanner*

wouldnt it be a strange coincidence if tank was your first boyfriend and all the work he put into being a proffessional poker player was in anticipation of you joining blonde and meating up with you again whilst feindishly arranging for a group of youths to misbehave outside your window so he can come to your rescue and regain the love of his one true girlfriend 8)


Title: Re: Being Nosy (again)!
Post by: Claw75 on July 07, 2006, 12:11:11 AM
(http://www.blondepoker.com/images/uploadimages/news/thetank4.jpg)
"My god, I'm human"

that is such a cool pic - looks like my first boyfriend :)

tee hee *goes to find scanner*

wouldnt it be a strange coincidence if tank was your first boyfriend and all the work he put into being a proffessional poker player was in anticipation of you joining blonde and meating up with you again whilst feindishly arranging for a group of youths to misbehave outside your window so he can come to your rescue and regain the love of his one true girlfriend 8)

erm...yes it would!

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v248/clairep75/pandc.jpg)


Title: Re: Being Nosy (again)!
Post by: Claw75 on July 07, 2006, 12:11:52 AM
really should have cropped that, but can't be bothered now!


Title: Re: Being Nosy (again)!
Post by: mikkyT on July 07, 2006, 12:13:28 AM
looks nopthing like tanky!


Title: Re: Being Nosy (again)!
Post by: Claw75 on July 07, 2006, 12:14:17 AM
looks nopthing like tanky!

you are right - I should have said 'reminds me of'


Title: Re: Being Nosy (again)!
Post by: bolt pp on July 07, 2006, 12:15:50 AM
which one is it?


Title: Re: Being Nosy (again)!
Post by: Eck on July 07, 2006, 12:16:45 AM
Claire

do you make a habit of dating siamese twins?


Title: Re: Being Nosy (again)!
Post by: Claw75 on July 07, 2006, 12:17:55 AM
Claire

do you make a habit of dating siamese twins?

:)

it's the one on the right (the one on the left is my cousin)


Title: Re: Being Nosy (again)!
Post by: Sark79 on July 07, 2006, 12:18:30 AM
 :D


Title: Re: Being Nosy (again)!
Post by: Claw75 on July 07, 2006, 12:19:53 AM
in fact, by another bizarre twist of fate, doesn't my cousin look like Chriswan?


Title: Re: Being Nosy (again)!
Post by: mikkyT on July 07, 2006, 12:20:07 AM
Isnt it past your bed time eck!?


Title: Re: Being Nosy (again)!
Post by: Eck on July 07, 2006, 12:28:23 AM
Yes Mikky it is but my dad is an idiot and lets a 4 year old play poker for him!!


Title: Re: Being Nosy (again)!
Post by: mikkyT on July 07, 2006, 12:29:42 AM
now thats funny :)


Title: Re: Being Nosy (again)!
Post by: Eck on July 07, 2006, 12:35:01 AM
whats funny!! we let her play one hand one night at home and she creamed us with pocket queens!!!

cost me a fortune in sherbert dabs and ice poles!!!!


Title: Re: Being Nosy (again)!
Post by: thetank on July 07, 2006, 12:40:17 AM
There's more than one Chriswan perhaps? All stemming from your cousins gene pool.

After you broke up with the man on the right, (who needs a flippin haircut and a half  :D ) he remained friends with your cousin (because bonds forged from drinking tins of orange lager are strong) and they travelled round the South of England impregnating everything that moves. Your cousin had more luck than the ex because he has nicer hair.

That's why he was winning all those freerolls, half the field were Chriswans.

The reason for the 412 Chriswan's simulataneous dissaperance was their simulataneous arrest for driving up parallel pavements simulataneously in Mississippi.

They are currently all serving simulataneous time behind parallel bars. They will be rehabilitated as poker playing gymnasts in time for the 2012 Olympics.


Title: Re: Being Nosy (again)!
Post by: CelticGeezeer on July 07, 2006, 12:50:16 AM
And they said the drugs dont work anymore lol.


Title: Re: Being Nosy (again)!
Post by: mikkyT on July 07, 2006, 01:29:16 AM
Im confused


Title: Re: Being Nosy (again)!
Post by: thetank on July 07, 2006, 01:45:41 AM
Lol @ Mikky Mandella's signature.

"Not a prisoner, Im a free man and my blood is my own now"