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Title: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: JoeStrummer on July 14, 2006, 01:05:36 PM . Title: Re: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: totalise on July 14, 2006, 01:22:47 PM what is this hand history meant to be
Title: Re: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: Royal Flush on July 14, 2006, 01:38:02 PM lol this is classic, you forgot to edit that last bit of £51.9 to 519.....
Also how did you get 350£ in with only 260£ at the table, am also loving the deep stack play on the table! Also for furture refrence, rake is capped, you dont pay £27 of rake..... Title: Re: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: Lee on July 14, 2006, 02:10:30 PM He had played the last 20 hands and called most raises prior to that and i just didnt have a clue where I was. I would say you was in the third dimension, 10 seat table which is full, where chip leader only has 14 BB's. Absolute classic. If you have honestly changed the figures so it looks like you play higher levels, then it's effing hilarious. Either hang your head in shame or explain the most ridiculous post i have ever seen in my life, please. Title: Re: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on July 14, 2006, 02:44:35 PM :D :D :D rotflmfao rotflmfao
Title: Re: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: booder on July 14, 2006, 02:49:56 PM :D :D :D rotflmfao rotflmfao re the title..............sometimes you do see it ! Title: Re: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: Claw75 on July 14, 2006, 02:54:13 PM :D :D :D rotflmfao rotflmfao re the title..............sometimes you do see it ! I did wonder if it was a double bluff with that title Title: Re: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: NoflopsHomer on July 14, 2006, 03:11:27 PM Stew05022: bets £150.50 Cokecola: is all-in £150.05 Returned uncalled bets £4.50 to Stew05022 hmmmmmmmm.... Title: Re: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: booder on July 14, 2006, 03:17:13 PM got to be a contender for best of blonde ;)
Title: Re: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: Royal Flush on July 14, 2006, 03:26:45 PM ------HAND 1------ Game #2999422384: Hold'em NL (£25.00/£50.00) - 2006/07/14 - 12:05:28 (UK) Table "Rienzi" Seat 3 is the button. Seat 2: Cokecola (£260.05 in chips) Seat 3: Loos_leaf (£730.13 in chips) Seat 4: Jatsoorma (£570.80 in chips) Seat 5: Dav150926 (£420.35 in chips) Seat 6: Stew05022 (£310.32 in chips) Seat 7: vonkluge (£410.50 in chips) Seat 8: riggers1 (£90.20 in chips) Seat 9: Jones80 (£510.90 in chips) Seat 10: Jakereeve (£160.50 in chips) Jatsoorma: posts small blind £25.00 Dav150926: posts big blind £50.00 ----- HOLE CARDS ----- dealt to Cokecola [Ts Th] Stew05022: calls £50.00 vonkluge: folds riggers1: folds Jones80: folds Jakereeve: calls £50.00 Cokecola: raises to £100.00 Loos_leaf: folds Jatsoorma: calls £75.00 Dav150926: calls £50.00 Stew05022: calls £50.00 mijo86 joins the table at seat #1 Jakereeve: folds Jakereeve sits out ----- FLOP ----- [3s Jd 5c] Jatsoorma: checks Dav150926: checks Stew05022: checks Jakereeve sits back Cokecola: bets £50.00 Jatsoorma: folds Dav150926: folds Stew05022: calls £50.00 ----- TURN ----- [3s Jd 5c][6d] Stew05022: checks Cokecola: bets £50.00 Stew05022: calls £50.00 ----- RIVER ----- [3s Jd 5c 6d] [2s] Stew05022: bets £150.50 Cokecola: is all-in £150.05 Returned uncalled bets £4.50 to Stew05022 ----- SHOW DOWN ----- Stew05022: shows [4c 6c] (A Straight, Six high) Cokecola: shows [Ts Th] (A Pair of Tens, Jack high) Stew05022 collects £519.0 from Main pot ----- SUMMARY ----- Total pot £546.00 Main pot £519.00 Rake £27.00 Board [3s Jd 5c 6d 2s] Seat 2: Cokecola showed [Ts Th] and lost Seat 3: Loos_leaf (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 4: Jatsoorma (small blind) folded on the Flop Seat 5: Dav150926 (big blind) folded on the Flop Seat 6: Stew05022 showed [4c 6c] and won (£51.90) with A Straight, Six high Seat 7: vonkluge folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 8: riggers1 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 9: Jones80 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 10: Jakereeve folded before Flop (didn't bet) He had played the last 20 hands and called most raises prior to that and i just didnt have a clue where I was. Just so it cant be deleted! Title: Re: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: booder on July 14, 2006, 03:29:37 PM Just so it cant be deleted! rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao Title: Re: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: Lee on July 14, 2006, 03:41:32 PM PMSL JD, i was thinking of doing the same.
Title: Re: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: JoeStrummer on July 14, 2006, 03:44:54 PM Its all good fun aint it. As for an explaination, well I dont have to explain any of my actions thank you very much. The post is meant to be tongue in cheek just like the rest of you egotistical wannabes efforts. I mean look at the name of the player ffs!!!
Title: Re: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: Lee on July 14, 2006, 03:52:24 PM Its all good fun aint it. Yes. As for an explaination, well I dont have to explain any of my actions thank you very much. Fair point. The post is meant to be tongue in cheek just like the rest of you egotistical wannabes efforts. As a rule if you throw insults back, it usually means you've been caught out and doing the only thing you can when you are cornered - throw a punch back yourself. I mean look at the name of the player ffs!!! Nowt wrong with JoeStrummer. Title: Re: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: JoeStrummer on July 14, 2006, 03:56:40 PM I aint thrown no insults lee old fruit and would suggest your thinking too deeply. I will cease from anymore comments on this thread but feel free to continue.
Title: Re: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on July 14, 2006, 05:28:51 PM LOL.. my thoughts are you have been caught out trying to make a hand that makes you look like you play Big cash game tables - maybe you wanted people to analyse this thread but were, for some reason, embarassed to put the actual cash you was playing for.. which is why you changed the values. Now youve been caught you dont want to seem silly for changing it therefore you are back-tracking and saying it was a joke. Be Honest now...
Title: Re: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: JoeStrummer on July 14, 2006, 06:12:37 PM Hands up then!!!! the damn decimal ponits have moved two places to the right!! now I see what the fuss is about ;)
Title: Re: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: Redbull on July 14, 2006, 06:29:23 PM Oh my god. This is one of the funniest things I've seen in ages.
Title: Re: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: Lee on July 14, 2006, 07:33:45 PM Well at least you have bottle to come on and admit it, i could never do that. I reckon i'd leave the forum for 6 months and hope it was forgotten. So fair play for having the guts to do that.
I am more interested in why you are using my old signature and the little saying i have on my website in your signature? You've made alot of us laugh anyway and you've shown some guts, so fair play. No hard feelings. Title: Re: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: Nem on December 29, 2006, 02:48:08 PM rotflmfao
Title: Re: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: Royal Flush on December 29, 2006, 03:00:16 PM Good bump nem
Title: Re: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: matt674 on December 29, 2006, 03:23:16 PM Good bump nem think it was more to do with this post on a thread in the general section Quote 7. Poker Hand Analysis poster of the Year...Joe Strummer (sorry Totalise, im voting on quality not quantity Wink ) ohhhh yes, I forgot this pearler! One of the funniest posts ever! http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=12519.0 Title: Re: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: Royal Flush on December 29, 2006, 03:42:13 PM Good bump nem think it was more to do with this post on a thread in the general section Quote 7. Poker Hand Analysis poster of the Year...Joe Strummer (sorry Totalise, im voting on quality not quantity Wink ) ohhhh yes, I forgot this pearler! One of the funniest posts ever! http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=12519.0 I am aware of that thread, its still a good bump is it not? Title: Re: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: totalise on December 29, 2006, 03:49:44 PM its a world class bump
Title: Re: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: Royal Flush on December 29, 2006, 03:52:39 PM its a world class bump Even the likes of Ivey and Negreanu would be impressed with this bump. Title: Re: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: TightEnd on December 29, 2006, 03:53:30 PM instant bump
defines when to bump perfectly Title: Re: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: totalise on December 29, 2006, 03:54:03 PM its a world class bump Even the likes of Ivey and Negreanu would be impressed with this bump. tuff fish would check raise this bump out of his seat Title: Re: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: Jim-D on December 29, 2006, 03:59:02 PM its a world class bump Even the likes of Ivey and Negreanu would be impressed with this bump. tuff fish would check raise this bump out of his seat rotflmfao Title: Re: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: ifm on December 29, 2006, 04:02:20 PM Brilliant!! never saw this at the time but just made my day :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: sofa----king on December 29, 2006, 04:10:12 PM Brilliant!! never saw this at the time but just made my day :D :D :D :D lol,,me tooTitle: Re: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: snoopy1239 on December 29, 2006, 04:12:25 PM If figures have been changed to create the illusions that higher stakes are being played, then can I urge everyone to feel free to advertise whatever stakes you play, however big or small.
There's no shame in it, so please don't be put off if you want to ask for advice from a 10cent/20cent game. cheers folks, snoops ;snoopy; Title: Re: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: elblondie on December 30, 2006, 12:10:10 AM Judie's been working for the drug squad
Title: Re: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: Nem on December 30, 2006, 12:10:57 AM Judie's been working for the drug squad Has Dubai hacked into ElBlondie's account??? :dontask: Title: Re: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: booder on December 30, 2006, 12:14:18 AM AN' THEN THERE CAME THE NIGHT OF THE GREATEST EVER RAID
THEY ARRESTED EVERY CHIP THAT HAD EVER BEEN MADE THEY TOOK EIGHTY-TWO LAWS THROUGH EIGHTY-TWO DOORS AND THEY DIDN'T HALT THE PULL TILL THE CELLS WERE ALL FULL CINCINS 2006 Title: Re: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: elblondie on December 30, 2006, 12:16:18 AM Breakin rocks in the hot sun
Title: Re: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: booder on December 30, 2006, 12:18:41 AM i left my baby and it feels so bad
Guess my race is run She's the best girl that I ever had Title: Re: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: thetank on December 30, 2006, 12:22:57 AM You being Cincinaughty?
Title: Re: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: elblondie on December 30, 2006, 12:28:10 AM They were given the grapes that go ripe in the sun, the ones that loosen the screws at the back of the tongue
Title: Re: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: nirvana on December 30, 2006, 12:31:19 AM Four horseman and their pissing past you oo oo
Title: Re: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: elblondie on December 30, 2006, 12:40:36 AM before retiring to bed I have to finish with the obvious...
theres a solitary man crying hold me, its only because hes a lonely, and if the keeper of time runs a slowly, he wont be alive for long Title: Re: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: booder on December 30, 2006, 12:49:49 AM From the opium den and the barroom gin
And the Belmont chair playing violins The gambler's face cracks into a grin As he lays down the king of spades But the dealer just stares There's something wrong here, he thinks The gambler is seized and forced to his knees And shot dead goodnight Title: Re: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: Horneris on July 17, 2007, 06:33:15 PM Bump.
Title: Re: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: OatFedGoat on July 18, 2007, 02:11:44 AM Epic Bumpage
Title: Re: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: Redbull on July 18, 2007, 03:08:09 AM A bump of the highest order.
Title: Re: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: AlexMartin on July 18, 2007, 01:30:35 PM LOL 5BBaments.
Title: Re: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: Longy on July 20, 2007, 12:17:05 AM This thread still delivers after a year. Would read again.
Title: Re: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: LeKnave on July 20, 2007, 03:15:33 PM A+
Title: Re: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: Nem on July 23, 2007, 09:38:06 PM A couple of E's and LSD
Title: Re: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: bolt pp on July 24, 2007, 01:12:48 PM and lines
Title: Re: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: Nem on July 25, 2007, 08:31:37 PM This should be best of blonde.
Absolute masterpiece of a thread Title: Re: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: Horneris on March 03, 2008, 12:49:50 AM BUMP.
Title: Re: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: ChipRich on March 03, 2008, 12:55:08 AM lol classic.
Title: Re: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: Colchester Kev on March 03, 2008, 01:46:21 AM Fair play, quality bump.
Title: Re: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: Redbull on March 03, 2008, 06:57:06 AM Top bumpage. lol.
Title: Re: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: LuckyLloyd on March 04, 2008, 09:39:44 AM lulz.
Title: Re: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: kinboshi on March 04, 2008, 04:06:49 PM (http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc43/kinboshi/wavetowel2.gif)
Title: Re: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: Laxie on March 04, 2008, 04:21:55 PM rotflmfao Do ye have this set on a bump timer? rotflmfao
Title: Re: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: cia260895 on March 05, 2008, 03:51:00 PM lol
Stew05022: bets £150.50 Cokecola: is all-in £150.05 Returned uncalled bets £4.50 to Stew05022 rotflmfao Title: Re: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: Claw75 on March 05, 2008, 03:53:43 PM pleased to see this thread in its rightful home at last!
Title: Re: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: TEX FITZ on March 05, 2008, 04:10:30 PM I like the sig :-
“When you’re down on your chips, pick your spot and push (then adjust figures to win more). In fact I can’t remember the last time I was ahead post-river when I have done this; unfortunately the rest is up to the gods” A. Mason 2007 Title: Re: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: EvilPie on May 08, 2008, 02:58:25 PM Sorry I'm new here....
What's a BUMP??? Title: Re: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: TightEnd on May 08, 2008, 03:00:45 PM when an old or moribund recieves a new post it is BUMPed
Title: Re: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: ifm on May 08, 2008, 03:20:15 PM Sorry i'm old....
what's a moribund? Title: Re: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: Colchester Kev on May 08, 2008, 05:43:38 PM Sorry I'm thick ...
Whats Old ? Title: Re: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: portfolio on May 08, 2008, 06:06:32 PM sry, im just moribund.
wtf? Title: Re: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: EvilPie on May 09, 2008, 01:39:53 PM Bump me I'm sorry.
what's a thick? Title: Re: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: AndrewT on May 10, 2008, 01:56:56 AM A bump is what now?
Title: Re: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: TightEnd on May 10, 2008, 07:44:32 PM Completely moribund, as the thread has already been bumped
Title: Re: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: amcgrath1uk on May 11, 2008, 11:46:58 PM Groan at this being one of ironside's questions!
Title: Re: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: booder on August 12, 2008, 12:50:58 PM bumpity bump bump
Title: Re: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: boldie on August 12, 2008, 01:06:34 PM Title: Re: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: EvilPie on August 12, 2008, 06:57:03 PM Long time, no bump. Title: Re: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: maldini32 on December 03, 2008, 07:19:12 AM Much needed bumpage imo.
Title: Re: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: EvilPie on December 03, 2008, 08:56:42 AM Much needed bumpage imo. Quality bump for a well loved thread. Title: Re: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: sweet potata! on December 03, 2008, 05:29:44 PM Aye this thread certainly gave the oul chuckle muscles a thorough and proper workout
Title: Re: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: Lee on January 10, 2009, 08:21:18 PM Happy New Bump.
Title: Re: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: bolt pp on August 25, 2009, 02:23:31 PM bad form by the OP deleting the post imo.
the memory lingers on Title: Re: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: Longy on August 25, 2009, 02:34:11 PM bad form by the OP deleting the post imo. the memory lingers on Flushy quoted in anyway, which makes deleting even weirder. Title: Re: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: Royal Flush on September 20, 2009, 04:53:19 AM Barely a few weeks have gone by, but this needs a bump.
Title: Re: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: GreekStein on September 20, 2009, 04:56:19 AM Its all good fun aint it. As for an explaination, well I dont have to explain any of my actions thank you very much. The post is meant to be tongue in cheek just like the rest of you egotistical wannabes efforts. I mean look at the name of the player ffs!!! lol love this. anyone know mr strummer? Title: Re: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: bolt pp on January 28, 2010, 10:32:27 AM ;bump;
Title: Re: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: Laxie on January 28, 2010, 10:38:32 AM Uh oh. Rook's bump has given bolt ideas.
Title: Re: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: EvilPie on January 28, 2010, 06:25:48 PM This one's always worth a bump though.
Title: Re: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: action man on June 29, 2010, 12:56:35 PM BUMP
Title: Re: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: EvilPie on June 29, 2010, 12:58:51 PM Title: Re: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: Horneris on June 29, 2010, 01:04:17 PM Excellent Bump. Title: Re: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: kinboshi on June 29, 2010, 02:17:44 PM :D
Anyone who hasn't read this thread before - grab yourself a cuppa and read from the start. Title: Re: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: gatso on June 29, 2010, 04:34:45 PM :D Anyone who hasn't read this thread before - grab yourself a cuppa and read from the start. surely anyone who hasn't read this thread before would've started at the start and will think you're proper weird when they get to your last post they'd be right Title: Re: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: Ironside on June 29, 2010, 04:36:44 PM sure your wrong
Title: Re: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: Redbull on June 29, 2010, 06:42:14 PM haha
Title: Re: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: mronetime on October 11, 2011, 04:18:51 PM Great read
Oh and ;bump; Title: Re: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: parker on June 12, 2012, 11:02:01 PM just found this... beyond hilarious hahahahahaha
;hattip; Title: Re: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: Girgy85 on June 13, 2012, 09:34:07 AM Looooooool
Who is strummer anyway. Would never reveal himself but made out he knew me. Title: Re: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: smashedagain on June 13, 2012, 10:08:03 AM Looooooool It's Joe "strummer" Stevenson 100%. Best looking lad in Leeds and always up for a laugh.Who is strummer anyway. Would never reveal himself but made out he knew me. Title: Re: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: Tal on July 05, 2012, 12:18:19 AM Wow. Possibly the funniest thing I've read on blonde.
Thank you bumpers! Title: Re: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: kinboshi on December 14, 2012, 03:29:39 PM ;bump;
A bump for xmas. Title: Re: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: Tal on December 14, 2012, 03:37:26 PM This bump should make the advent calendar IMO.
Title: Re: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: Waz1892 on September 13, 2013, 09:36:57 PM just seen this, amazing!
Title: Re: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: BangBang on September 13, 2013, 11:15:25 PM I literally Lol'd and woke my missus up.. Hahahahaha Too funny
:D :D :D :D Title: Re: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: SuuPRlim on September 16, 2013, 06:02:49 AM Looooooool It's Joe "strummer" Stevenson 100%. Best looking lad in Leeds and always up for a laugh.Who is strummer anyway. Would never reveal himself but made out he knew me. No way this is true btw in case anyone wonders! Title: Re: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: Girgy85 on September 17, 2013, 11:17:32 AM Looooooool It's Joe "strummer" Stevenson 100%. Best looking lad in Leeds and always up for a laugh.Who is strummer anyway. Would never reveal himself but made out he knew me. No way this is true btw in case anyone wonders! Who is it then? Title: Re: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: booder on May 21, 2015, 03:25:50 PM ;bump;
Title: Re: Sometimes you just dont see it................ Post by: booder on October 02, 2019, 08:45:54 AM Worthy of a little bump
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