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Title: blonde is alive!
Post by: Mrs C on August 17, 2005, 02:49:12 PM
I just want to say a very big thank you to all you guys you have supported us through this very difficult time.
Steve has worked very hard the last couple of days to get us back up and running. So a very big thank you to him.
We do deeply apologise for the down time we had over the weekend and start of this week.

But we have survived and we are back, for good.

Thanks again guys for sticking with us.

Mrs C



Title: Re: blonde is alive!
Post by: Mrs C on August 17, 2005, 02:50:12 PM
P.S if any of you have pics missing, as I have myself right now, I'll get those sorted out for you again today. Don't worry they are not lost and will be back in place.


Title: Re: blonde is alive!
Post by: snoopy1239 on August 17, 2005, 02:52:38 PM
Where am I?  :-\


Title: Re: blonde is alive!
Post by: Ironside on August 17, 2005, 02:56:42 PM
Where am I?  :-\

middlesbourgh its part of newcastle i believe


Title: Re: blonde is alive!
Post by: Robert HM on August 17, 2005, 02:57:45 PM
I thought it was the Capital of Sunderland


Title: Re: blonde is alive!
Post by: Ironside on August 17, 2005, 03:02:34 PM
I thought it was the Capital of Sunderland

you could be right but i thought that was hartlepool


Title: Re: blonde is alive!
Post by: patman on August 17, 2005, 03:40:30 PM
Hatlepool...is that no full of monkeyhangers..m`lud..



Title: Re: blonde is alive!
Post by: BlueWolf on August 17, 2005, 05:29:11 PM
whats with the dodgy URL? is this a temporary issue?? or are we all made to look like boro fans now lol


Title: Re: blonde is alive!
Post by: Ironside on August 17, 2005, 05:31:33 PM
temp issue

untill blonde gets new host in place i think


Title: Re: blonde is alive!
Post by: AdamM on August 17, 2005, 05:50:51 PM
ahh, everything is marked "NEW" so I don't klnow ho far behind I am.

Must read everything

ahhhhh


Title: Re: blonde is alive!
Post by: Maroon on August 17, 2005, 08:23:08 PM
Whooaa!  Been a bit busy lately so not on forum much but it keeps moving each time I try to log in.  ??? ;D

Glad we're all under one roof though.  :D


Title: Re: blonde is alive!
Post by: ifm on August 17, 2005, 08:39:51 PM
where's the arrow thingy gone that takes you back to the top?
or is it me being dippy?  ???


Title: Re: blonde is alive!
Post by: Robert HM on August 17, 2005, 08:52:32 PM
....and what's this new "Buddy list" thing on the profiles. Is it new? I didn't notice it before.


Title: Re: blonde is alive!
Post by: Trace on August 17, 2005, 09:31:38 PM
moan moan moan moan moan 


Poor Ro
    ::) ::) ::)


Title: Re: blonde is alive!
Post by: Robert HM on August 17, 2005, 09:34:26 PM
Not at all, just didn't see it before, love gadgets me  :D


Title: Re: blonde is alive!
Post by: Trace on August 17, 2005, 09:36:39 PM
NO COMMENT!


Title: Re: blonde is alive!
Post by: Robert HM on August 17, 2005, 09:53:30 PM
NO COMMENT!

That'll be a first!


Title: Re: blonde is alive!
Post by: Trace on August 17, 2005, 10:06:09 PM
Knew that was coming - so predictable and I don't even know you!!!  lmao

You must have typical man syndrome - a sadly incurable disease.   j/k
  :-* :-*


Title: Re: blonde is alive!
Post by: Robert HM on August 17, 2005, 10:08:37 PM
NECS is really going to be quite fun!


Title: Re: blonde is alive!
Post by: Trace on August 17, 2005, 10:12:51 PM
LMAO Isn't it just!!!!


Title: Re: blonde is alive!
Post by: Ironside on August 17, 2005, 10:14:16 PM
nope


Title: Re: blonde is alive!
Post by: tikay on August 18, 2005, 12:02:33 AM

Yup, one or two more little glitches to sort out, but nothing a tap with a 7lb hammer wont cure.

Where are we? Well, it may surprise you to know, Steve (the Magician who mended us) is not actually in Middlesborough at all. Not even CLOSE.

Care to take a guess where Steve is based?

We will stay with Steve for a few days, until the new Host is ready for us. Switching to the new Host will be a cheek-clenching time, though....


Title: Re: blonde is alive!
Post by: Robert HM on August 18, 2005, 12:08:18 AM
Care to take a guess where Steve is based?

By the accent of his typing I would guess Germany, perhaps Simmerath?


Title: Re: blonde is alive!
Post by: RED-DOG on August 18, 2005, 01:25:19 AM
Steve                Wahoo, Nebraska, USA

tikay                 Ugley, Essex, England

Robert HM          Rottenegg, Austria

Jen                    Plain Dealing, Louisiana, USA

Me                     Pie Town, New Mexico, USA

Blue wolf            Ogre, Latvia

Snoopy              Öd, Austria

Malc M               Middelfart, Funen, Denmark

Foxy Minx          Hornytown, North Carolina, USA

Sherrif fatman    Elephant Butte, New Mexico

Trace T            Double Trouble, New Jersey

Colchester Kev   Dildo Island, South Dildo

Yogi                 Head-Smashed-In Buffalo Jump

The Nun           Thong, Kent, England

Ironside            Twatt, Shetland Islands, Scotland

ifm                  Wankers Corner, Oregon

Tightend         Come-by-Chance, New South Wales

You decide     Sugar Tit, South Carolina, USA


Title: Re: blonde is alive!
Post by: TightEnd on August 18, 2005, 08:16:16 AM
Steve                Wahoo, Nebraska, USA

tikay                 Ugley, Essex, England

Robert HM          Rottenegg, Austria

Jen                    Plain Dealing, Louisiana, USA

Me                     Pie Town, New Mexico, USA

Blue wolf            Ogre, Latvia

Snoopy              Öd, Austria

Malc M               Middelfart, Funen, Denmark

Foxy Minx          Hornytown, North Carolina, USA

Sherrif fatman    Elephant Butte, New Mexico

Trace T            Double Trouble, New Jersey

Colchester Kev   Dildo Island, South Dildo

Yogi                 Head-Smashed-In Buffalo Jump

The Nun           Thong, Kent, England

Ironside            Twatt, Shetland Islands, Scotland

ifm                  Wankers Corner, Oregon

Tightend         Come-by-Chance, New South Wales

You decide     Sugar Tit, South Carolina, USA



Classic stuff, thank you... ;D


Title: Re: blonde is alive!
Post by: steveg on August 18, 2005, 09:21:01 AM
Care to take a guess where Steve is based?

By the accent of his typing I would guess Germany, perhaps Simmerath?

I'm very impressed Robert.

Good to know that WhoIs is up to date as well....  ;)

 


Title: Re: blonde is alive!
Post by: Robert HM on August 18, 2005, 09:37:56 AM
Thank you. Nope, didn't use WhoIs :o)
There are otherways  ;) 


Title: Re: blonde is alive!
Post by: Mrs C on August 18, 2005, 10:00:08 AM
About the pics some of you including me have missing at the mo, as you will have noticed we are temp hosting on boro.
When we get our perm hosting sorted out pics will be there.



Title: Re: blonde is alive!
Post by: tikay on August 18, 2005, 10:24:03 AM

Ahh, so Robert cheated, did he?

Jacjie Mason, the American comedian, who talks from a Jewish perspective, says that Jewish folks don't use the word "muggers" - they say "lawyers". And that when President Clinton was punished by the Arkansas Law Commission, and banned from practising Law for x years, "Clinton was such a big liar, even the Lawyers would  not have him".

So there, you have to be careful with these legal beagles.

The accent of his typing, indeed.......


Title: Re: blonde is alive!
Post by: Robert HM on August 18, 2005, 11:03:48 AM
Oi you lot!

You having a go at lawyers, RED-PUP saying I'm from rottenegg, us lawyers have feelings you know! OK I suppose that was going too far but I know somebody who has feelings.


Oh and I PMd steveg to say how I struck lucky with the info, he can let on if he wants.


Title: Re: blonde is alive!
Post by: tikay on August 18, 2005, 11:10:29 AM

See, diversionary tactics, & Legal Speak for "Yes, I cheated".

Sue, I say. Know any decent Lawyers Robert? (There's a weird juxtaposition of words - "decent" and "Lawyer".....).


Title: Re: blonde is alive!
Post by: Robert HM on August 18, 2005, 11:19:02 AM
Cheat!?! Moi!?

Let's say I "investigated", it took 3 mouse clicks and I had the info. Now if you had a spot of bother and came to me and I sorted it out as quick, wouldn't you be impressed? I won't ask if you would think I would be worth the fee because I know the answer.

Decent lawyer, hmmm is that, like Military Intelligence, an oxymoron. I'll have you know I'm always decent, except for that time I broke my zip.


Title: Re: blonde is alive!
Post by: tikay on August 18, 2005, 11:23:08 AM

No doubt the fee for 3v Mouse clicks would include "letters" (6 @ £30 each) and that favourite of solicitors, "disbursements".

Call it £300.


Title: Re: blonde is alive!
Post by: Robert HM on August 18, 2005, 11:34:56 AM
plus VAT

Let's round it up to £400 for early settlement.


Title: Re: blonde is alive!
Post by: BlueWolf on August 18, 2005, 11:47:56 AM
Ogre????? i'm no ogre that is totally unconfounded slander my good man lol


Title: Re: blonde is alive!
Post by: Robert HM on August 18, 2005, 11:53:29 AM
Blue Wolf. What has been said about you is totally unacceptable and you are justified in you outrage, you must feel so hard done by. You must not take this lying down, you should fight for your good name that has been so awfully tarnished. Sue I say!
(Please PM for a breakdown of fees.)

That was a word from the non-paying sponsors and now back to the main feature.


Title: Re: blonde is alive!
Post by: tikay on August 18, 2005, 12:30:51 PM

I believe that's called "ambulance chasing". These legal types will stop at nothing.


Title: Re: blonde is alive!
Post by: ifm on August 18, 2005, 12:51:02 PM
i'd probably be happy if i were called an ogre...... :'(


Title: Re: blonde is alive!
Post by: BlueWolf on August 18, 2005, 01:04:01 PM
i was expecting something like that from the brief lol

"have you had an accident or injury at work?" lol cant escape these bloody things


Title: Re: blonde is alive!
Post by: Trace on August 18, 2005, 02:45:05 PM
lmfao @ that list!!!!!


Title: Re: blonde is alive!
Post by: Robert HM on August 18, 2005, 02:59:07 PM
i was expecting something like that from the brief lol

"have you had an accident or injury at work?" lol cant escape these bloody things

Better still:

"have you had an accident or injury at work?... no?.... do you want one?"

I have to tell you that is all a world away from the work I do. I'm into Criminal Law, I help to keep productive villains on the street.


Title: Re: blonde is alive!
Post by: Trace on August 18, 2005, 03:00:19 PM
Aaaah that's why TiKay is still running loose - and with a darn camera!!!!


Title: Re: blonde is alive!
Post by: BlueWolf on August 18, 2005, 03:56:31 PM
Aaaah that's why TiKay is still running loose - and with a darn camera!!!!

and those jackets lmao sorry tone couldnt resist


Title: Re: blonde is alive!
Post by: Robert HM on August 18, 2005, 04:00:11 PM
.... am looking through my books now.... here it is Distateful Fasions Act 1933, Section 1(i)(c) Possession of an Offensive Jacket in Public.

don't worry tikay, you can plead insanity.


Title: Re: blonde is alive!
Post by: Colchester Kev on August 18, 2005, 04:34:46 PM
Just got back from the printers with my new business cards .... you should have seen the look on his face when i told him i lived on "Dildo Island"


Title: Re: blonde is alive!
Post by: doubleup on August 18, 2005, 09:18:14 PM
How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?


None, hopefully someone will trip up in the dark and make a claim


Title: Re: blonde is alive!
Post by: ariston on August 18, 2005, 09:21:45 PM
I was going to say 12. One to change it and 11 to write you a letter informing you of said changes.


Title: Re: blonde is alive!
Post by: Robert HM on August 19, 2005, 12:46:31 AM
I was going to say 12. One to change it and 11 to write you a letter informing you of said changes.

Dear Mr C

I hereby wish to inform you that the very writing of this post is costing you 15 sovs plus VAT

Your remittance is awaited impatiently

Yours

Me


Title: Re: blonde is alive!
Post by: tikay on August 21, 2005, 03:23:00 AM

I had decided to retire "the jacket", but due to huge public demand (by Wolfy and Robert) I shall defer it - and wear it on this week's shows.