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“What’s your biggest disappointment?”
“Alton Towers.”
“Oh, I’ve never been.”
“It’s rubbish, next.”
David Brent and Jude

..still makes me lol!

"Bitch, get out of here, you spilt my skittles"!!!

??? what??? what the hell is that out of, i dont get it?

Basil Fawly : "Manuel, there is too much butter on those trays."
Manuel : "Que?"
BF : There is too much butter <slowly and clearly, pointing> ON THOSE TRAYS"
M : "No, no, Senior. not, ON THOSE TRAYS, no sir UNO DOS, TRES"

Manuels first scene. hilarious and I wouldnt be suprised if that joke didnt predate the whole show.

Unusual priest: I said unto a fool
"If you sow rye, what shall you reap?"
and the fool replied, "rye"
I said unto the fool
"And if your sow wheat, what shall you reap?"
and the fool replied, "wheat"
And I said unto the fool
"And if you sow anger, you shall reap anger"
But the fool replied
"No. Becuase in your example rye and wheat
were plant seeds and therefore follow the natural
laws of physics, whereas anger is a metaphysical
property so there is no proof that it shoud act
accordingly."
And I said unto him
"Oh it will actually"
And thus the fool left.

"We were on a break"

"Who's that lady with the log?"  "Oh her, we call her the 'log lady'."

"This must be where pies go when they die."

"Diane, I'm holding in my hand a box of small, chocolate bunnies..."

"The owls are not what they seem."

"Through the darkness of future past,
The Magician longs to see.
One chants out, between two worlds:
'Fire, Walk with me.'"

"You will see me again, in twenty five years..."

twin peaks - a truly classic show

best quote for me is

"lets get out of here before they bring him back"

Ted to Dougal while sitting in a caravan playing with toy farm yard animals  - "These cows are small, those outside are far away"

hehe yes - that's excellent.  From the same episode

"does everyone know the Riverdance?" and

Father Ted: Did you bring the travel scrabble Dougal?
Father Dougal: I brought the normal scrabble and the travel scrabble, Ted. The travel scrabble for when we were traveling, and the normal scrabble for when we arrived!
Father Ted: Good man!
Father Dougal: Ah, no, wait a minute... now that I think of it I didn't bring either of them!

(knew I'd got that wrong first time!)

Is it not 'chance', or did I mishear?

"I love it when a plan comes together"

"Make it so"

Power EXXXTREAM!

The scene when blackadder is trying to explain to his puritanical teetotal aunt and uncle why someone just shouted "great booze up" is classic.

Turbo boost Kit!!

I think chants is right...

"That gum you like is going to come back in style. She's my cousin, but doesn't she look almost exactly like Laura Palmer?
"But... she is Laura Palmer?"
"I feel like I know her, but sometimes my arms bend back."
"She's filled with secrets. Where we're from, the birds sing a pretty song and there's always music in the air..."

To the Petercopter!

question - What would you say to a drink?

reply - don't get to comfortable in that glass.

'Just one more turn Delboy'

"brace yourself Rodney"

drunk Rodney : "I coulda been a snue Gliffer or anyfing!"

"I've got 2 pair boycee"

"Got a pair of Aces and another pair of aces!!"

'coz when they met, it was meeerda' (Max in the intro to Heart to Heart)

"I'll 'ave a gin, darlin'"

I aint getting on no damn plane...fool !

Alcohol, the cause of and solution to, all of lifes problems

Its from the Office, Ricky Gervais's character David Brent is being recruited as a business advice/motivational speaker and they ask him some questions for his website profile and that is one of the questions.

'Bend over Blackadder, it's poker time' (The Bishop of Bath and Wells)

Is this what enticed you to start playing poker?

LOL...no!!

Just been rewatching the series and came across the line. The Bishop of Bath and Wells is one of my fav characters.

:)