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Title: Sick, Sick, Sick ......
Post by: GlasgowBandit on September 04, 2006, 03:29:26 AM
I just suffered the most outrageous insane and inhumane beat I have ever suffered.

WOW - was all i could say. 

I ain't even going to post it just now I still feel sick about it, but I want to know theblondes sickest beats to see if it cheers me up any.

Over and above that, there are 12 players left when I suffer this beat and I end up with a danger stack, having been big CL  I made final table and ended up going out on the bubble due to an incompetent dealer ushering a guy to call my all-in raise with his line of as "its only 11k extra and you are  in the big blind for 8 k mate" he says to the guy who has no intention of calling with his K 5 off and his hands are shaking!

Ohh I need to go for a cold bath.


Title: Re: Sick, Sick, Sick ......
Post by: totalise on September 04, 2006, 03:35:35 AM
this is the sickest one I had for a while, cant remember what tourney it was in, some crypto g'teed thing

Seat 1: jtm2312 (17174 in chips)
Seat 2: Dileee (10380 in chips)
Seat 4: John237 (22350 in chips)
Seat 5: PUSHBOT (13305 in chips)
Seat 7: Topaz3 (23261 in chips)
Dileee: posts the ante 100
John237: posts the ante 100
PUSHBOT: posts the ante 100
Topaz3: posts the ante 100
jtm2312: posts the ante 100
Dileee: posts small blind 400
John237: posts big blind 800
----- HOLE CARDS -----
dealt to PUSHBOT [As Ac]
PUSHBOT: raises to 2222
Topaz3: folds
jtm2312: raises to 17074 and is all-in
Dileee: is all-in 9880
John237: folds
PUSHBOT: is all-in 10983
Returned uncalled bets 3,869 to jtm2312
----- FLOP ----- [3h Qc Jd]
----- TURN ----- [3h Qc Jd][Tc]
----- RIVER ----- [3h Qc Jd Tc][Js]
----- SHOW DOWN -----
jtm2312: shows [Ah Kd] (A Straight, Ace high)
Dileee: shows [Kc Ks] (Two Pairs, Kings and Jacks, Queen high)
PUSHBOT: shows [As Ac] (Two Pairs, Aces and Jacks, Queen high)
jtm2312 collects 5850 from Side pot #1
jtm2312 collects 32140 from Main pot
----- SUMMARY -----
Total pot 37990 Main pot 32140 Side pot #1 5850 | Rake 0
Board [3h Qc Jd Tc Js]
Seat 1: jtm2312 (button) showed [Ah Kd] and won (37990) with A Straight, Ace high
Seat 2: Dileee (small blind) showed [Kc Ks] and lost
Seat 4: John237 (big blind) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: PUSHBOT showed [As Ac] and lost
Seat 7: Topaz3 folded before Flop (didn't bet)


enjoy!!!!!!!


Title: Re: Sick, Sick, Sick ......
Post by: Timaloy on September 04, 2006, 03:37:50 AM
JD's?

Slept in, did'nt leave wabash till 9am :(


Title: Re: Sick, Sick, Sick ......
Post by: Royal Flush on September 04, 2006, 03:39:28 AM
Love the name Totalise, lol.

The sickest i have had in a while was in a HU SNG. Even in chips my T5 on a TT5 flop in pretty good shape compared to his 22. That was untill the 2 turn 2 river.


Title: Re: Sick, Sick, Sick ......
Post by: GlasgowBandit on September 04, 2006, 08:09:38 AM
JD's?

Slept in, did'nt leave wabash till 9am :(

Yes mate.

I'm massive CL with 12 players playing 57k or so.  In the BB.

Jim raises to 6 k I look down and see pocket Kings I re-raise for another 15 K jim moves all in for another 15 or so.

Flop comes Kh Xd Xd jim has the Qd in his hand and hits runner runner to make the flush no pair up on the board to full me up. 

It was sick.  So sick.


So big dent in my stack at that point, if I win that hand I win thr toueny IMO - I played really well after a bit of a dodgy start where I was almost back through in good old glesgae in a taxi after 15 minutes.

I recovered to make final table and then the dealer was my downfall encouraging a guy to call my all in with his K 5 - I don't think the dealer meant it but it was the way he almost cajuled the boy into calling and then when the K hits the turn after an all rag flop its curtains and I am out on the button. 

Although I had a 20% saver I agreed with Paul when I was CL and he went on to finnish 2nd.



Title: Re: Sick, Sick, Sick ......
Post by: johnlarsson on September 04, 2006, 10:57:00 AM
at least it was Jim and not one of the locals


Title: Re: Sick, Sick, Sick ......
Post by: GlasgowBandit on September 04, 2006, 07:08:06 PM
at least it was Jim and not one of the locals

That didn't make me feel better mate!



Title: Re: Sick, Sick, Sick ......
Post by: SupaMonkey on September 04, 2006, 07:12:48 PM
I dunno if it'll make you feel better but yesterday i played 14 stt's. and got outdrawn within the first 3 hands in three of them.

1)  Ad Ac vs.  7d 8d stacks moved in on the flop when 2 diamonds hit (with no pair and no straight draw).

2)  Qh Qs vs.  Tc Td 10 in the window

3)  Kc Kd vs.  Qc Qd can't remember but i threw my (wireless) keyboard across the room.


Title: Re: Sick, Sick, Sick ......
Post by: thetank on September 04, 2006, 08:11:09 PM
Does anyone have any beats that don't involve..... "so we were all in pre-flop"

All your "bad" beats are mince lads. :D

 Has anyone got real of tale of woe with betting when you know more than 2 cards say?







Title: Re: Sick, Sick, Sick ......
Post by: SupaMonkey on September 04, 2006, 08:18:03 PM
No, i'm usually behind postflop.


Title: Re: Sick, Sick, Sick ......
Post by: Royal Flush on September 04, 2006, 08:57:04 PM
Does anyone have any beats that don't involve..... "so we were all in pre-flop"

All your "bad" beats are mince lads. :D

 Has anyone got real of tale of woe with betting when you know more than 2 cards say?









Love the name Totalise, lol.

The sickest i have had in a while was in a HU SNG. Even in chips my T5 on a TT5 flop in pretty good shape compared to his 22. That was untill the 2 turn 2 river.


Title: Re: Sick, Sick, Sick ......
Post by: thetank on September 04, 2006, 08:58:27 PM
My bad, I rarely read your posts  ;)


Title: Re: Sick, Sick, Sick ......
Post by: snoopy1239 on September 04, 2006, 09:00:15 PM
Flopped a set of Jacks once on a J-2-4 board and managed to get a guy with two eights to stick his chips in.

I didn't win the hand...


Title: Re: Sick, Sick, Sick ......
Post by: snoopy1239 on September 04, 2006, 09:02:04 PM
With about five minutes left in a £50 rebuy in Sheffield, there were four of us left heading for a chip count. I was second in chips.

I received Aces and locked horns with the chip leader.

All the chips went in by the turn on a 2-7-7-4 board.

He had Tens and spiked a third on the River.

I went home with 600, but it prob cost me around 2.5k

Took me a while to recover from that 1


Title: Re: Sick, Sick, Sick ......
Post by: RED-DOG on September 04, 2006, 09:03:39 PM
Funny, I've never had a bad beat....


Title: Re: Sick, Sick, Sick ......
Post by: JungleCat03 on September 04, 2006, 09:07:51 PM
I had two one outers in 5 hands playing omaha hi lo the other day.

Ok the first one was his one out to scoop the pot(he had some split outs)

The other was when he made a weak bet on a Qh Th 5h flop i called with QQ A2 (no hearts). Turn was a 5. We get the rest of our chips in and he shows AJh. River is Kh.

Pass the sick bag! Last time I shout ship it when I think I've got it nailed.

Well it probably won't be to be honest.


Title: Re: Sick, Sick, Sick ......
Post by: Royal Flush on September 04, 2006, 09:35:52 PM
Pass the sick bag! Last time I shout ship it when I think I've got it nailed.

Well it probably won't be to be honest.

Yeah i doubt that, lol.

Was funny though when he said you were the lucky 1.


Title: Re: Sick, Sick, Sick ......
Post by: turny on September 04, 2006, 10:41:24 PM
JD's?

Slept in, did'nt leave wabash till 9am :(

Yes mate.

I'm massive CL with 12 players playing 57k or so.  In the BB.

Jim raises to 6 k I look down and see pocket Kings I re-raise for another 15 K jim moves all in for another 15 or so.

Flop comes Kh Xd Xd jim has the Qd in his hand and hits runner runner to make the flush no pair up on the board to full me up. 

It was sick.  So sick.


So big dent in my stack at that point, if I win that hand I win thr toueny IMO - I played really well after a bit of a dodgy start where I was almost back through in good old glesgae in a taxi after 15 minutes.

I recovered to make final table and then the dealer was my downfall encouraging a guy to call my all in with his K 5 - I don't think the dealer meant it but it was the way he almost cajuled the boy into calling and then when the K hits the turn after an all rag flop its curtains and I am out on the button. 

Although I had a 20% saver I agreed with Paul when I was CL and he went on to finnish 2nd.




where was this bandit mate?

dealers acting like this should be dealt with severley and knowing u big fella im suprised u never!


Title: Re: Sick, Sick, Sick ......
Post by: Royal Flush on September 04, 2006, 11:22:40 PM
Was it a professional dealer?


Title: Re: Sick, Sick, Sick ......
Post by: Boba Fett on September 05, 2006, 02:06:36 AM
I had a sore 1 tonight although it is from the files of "all in pre flop"

Final table, blinds are 300/60 and I had managed to go from 1100 chips to 10000 in a round and I find myself in the SB with JJ.  Cincins manager Sid is UTG and raises to 1500, folded to me, i go all in Sid calls and shows AT offsuit.  Sid has 200 chips left.

1st card on the flop is a J giving me the set with a 7 4, turn is an 8, river is a 9..............

In my 2nd ever live game MikkyT did the same thing, during I rebuy I raised with KK and pushed all in on the flop with a set, he called me blind both times and hit runner runner straight :(


Title: Re: Sick, Sick, Sick ......
Post by: GlasgowBandit on September 05, 2006, 11:18:52 AM
Was it a professional dealer?

No it wasn't a pro Flushy.

To be fair the guy apologised at the end of the night but that doesn't do me any favours.  IMO and that of others at the table the boy was folding his K 5 and I was nicking the blinds.  And to be fair at that point i was sitting in 4th with two shorter stacks behind, I could have folded into the money but I wanted to win it.  And I think if I steel the blinds this hand then I can wait another round for a hand without having to push on A x or something along those lines.


Title: Re: Sick, Sick, Sick ......
Post by: Royal Flush on September 05, 2006, 04:47:36 PM
Was it a professional dealer?

No it wasn't a pro Flushy.

To be fair the guy apologised at the end of the night but that doesn't do me any favours.  IMO and that of others at the table the boy was folding his K 5 and I was nicking the blinds.  And to be fair at that point i was sitting in 4th with two shorter stacks behind, I could have folded into the money but I wanted to win it.  And I think if I steel the blinds this hand then I can wait another round for a hand without having to push on A x or something along those lines.

Another downside of unlicenced venues!


Title: Re: Sick, Sick, Sick ......
Post by: Wardonkey on September 05, 2006, 04:50:51 PM
Licensed venues have player dealt games too...


Title: Re: Sick, Sick, Sick ......
Post by: Royal Flush on September 05, 2006, 05:15:25 PM
Licensed venues have player dealt games too...

All the finals are dealer dealt.


Title: Re: Sick, Sick, Sick ......
Post by: GlasgowBandit on September 05, 2006, 06:59:23 PM
Licensed venues have player dealt games too...

All the finals are dealer dealt.

That is very true.


Title: Re: Sick, Sick, Sick ......
Post by: I, Zimbra on September 06, 2006, 08:01:15 PM
On the subject of non-all-in preflop beats, here's one that caught my eye as I was dallying around the STT tables today:

Quote
[Sep 6 19:09:50] : Hand Start.
[Sep 6 19:09:50] : Seat 1 : Bow127 has $1,870
[Sep 6 19:09:50] : Seat 2 : Alex5393 has $2,900
[Sep 6 19:09:50] : Seat 3 : zp295 has $3,680
[Sep 6 19:09:50] : Seat 7 : Zimbrabim has $3,990
[Sep 6 19:09:50] : Seat 8 : Flushdraw88 has $2,180
[Sep 6 19:09:50] : Seat 9 : crezzy 1 has $3,380
[Sep 6 19:09:50] : Bow127 is the dealer.
[Sep 6 19:09:50] : Alex5393 posted small blind.
[Sep 6 19:09:50] : zp295 posted big blind.
[Sep 6 19:09:50] : Game [32] started with 6 players.
[Sep 6 19:09:50] : Dealing Hole Cards.
[Sep 6 19:09:50] : Seat 7 : Zimbrabim has Qh 2c
[Sep 6 19:09:53] : Zimbrabim folded.
[Sep 6 19:09:56] : Flushdraw88 called 100 and raised 200
[Sep 6 19:09:59] : crezzy 1 called 300
[Sep 6 19:10:01] : Bow127 folded.   
[Sep 6 19:10:02] : Alex5393 folded.
[Sep 6 19:10:04] : zp295 called 200
[Sep 6 19:10:05] : Dealing flop.
[Sep 6 19:10:05] : Board cards [Th 2s Td]
[Sep 6 19:10:08] : zp295 checked.
[Sep 6 19:10:11] : Flushdraw88 checked.
[Sep 6 19:10:19] : crezzy 1 bet 500 
[Sep 6 19:10:25] : zp295 folded.
[Sep 6 19:10:28] : Flushdraw88 called 500 and raised 1,000
[Sep 6 19:10:43] : crezzy 1 has 10 seconds to respond.
[Sep 6 19:10:46] : crezzy 1 called 1,000 and raised 1,580 and is All-in
[Sep 6 19:10:49] : Flushdraw88 called 380 and is All-in
[Sep 6 19:10:49] : Showdown!
 
[Sep 6 19:10:51] : Seat 8 : Flushdraw88 has 9c 9d
[Sep 6 19:10:51] : Seat 9 : crezzy 1 has Kd Qd
 
[Sep 6 19:10:57] : Board cards [Th 2s Td Ad Jd]
 
[Sep 6 19:10:57] : Seat 9 : crezzy 1 has Kd Qd
[Sep 6 19:10:57] : crezzy 1 has Straight Flush AKQJT
 
[Sep 6 19:10:57] : Seat 8 : Flushdraw88 has 9c 9d
[Sep 6 19:10:57] : Flushdraw88 has Two Pair: 10's and 9's
 
[Sep 6 19:10:57] : crezzy 1 wins 4,710 with Straight Flush AKQJT
[Sep 6 19:11:06] : Hand is over.
[Sep 6 19:11:06] : Stakes: 50/100 Current level: 3 Next level in: 8 min.

It could have been worse, of course.

He could have had Ts Tc ....

:D