blonde poker forum

hello everyone.
been watching the forum for a few days and decided to register - it looks like fun  ;D :D.  Been playing internet poker for a few months and might start playing live soon.  I live in essex - anyone know of any friendly lowish stake games around here? - i have a car and am prepared to drive up to 45 minutes.

be gentle with me, i'm a little shy  :P

this place gets better looking by the day.

welcome

oh, and if you'd like your signatue tag putting on a shirt I might be able to help with that.
infact enter it into the shirt design thread, it's got a shot

Adam, you smarmball.

Hello PokerGirlie

I know a really good home game in Milton Keynes. Probably a bit far for you, but if not, happy to help

Steve (yt) on here also runs a game in Bishops Stortford.

Prepare yourself for a lot of replies!!!!

Crikey, I've just noticed her sig line!


An extra warm welcome then!

Which Milton Keynes game do you refer to?

Have you tried MK poker yet?

Welcome Girlie.  :)

I was referring to CheeseyPoker, but yes MK Poker too, there are two games in MK.

Or there are the casinos in Southend...

Or Gutshot......

Or Dave (Charisma) Welch runs a game in Canvey Island.....

helllllooooooooooo there ;)
Gotta say that first post looks like a personal ad

"i have a car and am prepared to drive up to 45 minutes."

Dunno if essex is 45 mins from here but i'll meet you half way  ::)
Down boy, down boy
Welcome to the asylum
Ian

I am not ashamed to say I thought that. And I am 45 minutes away!

hello pokergirlie, im in colchester, and i would be delighted to invite you round to my humble abode for some heads up action :)

wow, thanks for the really nice welcome.
MK is a bit far for me. - i live out in essex.

Adam, thanks for you offer of the t-shirt - i might look at your site later. - do you play guitar then? - looks like you do in your pic.  I used to be a bit of a rock chick!  ;D - but grown out of it now

Kev, award for most predictable reply of the year.

ROFL

I would hate to dissapoint Te ;)   I know Tikay likes a flutter on how quick my obvious reply hits :)

wow, I'm on a bit of a run for attractive new female members with a taste for guitarists. Mrs AdamM is going to start getting testy. ;)

feel free to have a look round my site but make sure you enter the comp thread. even if you don't win a discount will be on offer for ALL entries.

thanks Kev.
I live out near braintree, not far from witham.  Heads up action sounds fun!! - although it looks to me like your the resident flirt on this site judging by the responses  (ladies nman huh?!) ;D :D

COCHY KEV=OWNED

only one of many I'm afraid. give these lads an opening and their in it like a rat up a drain pipe

(Fire in the hole)

Welcome aboard!

You had me believing the shyness remark too, until I saw your sig.   lol

You're gonna fit in great here.   ;D

Trace
xx

if only

PokerGirlie, im not a flirt .... im just A naturally friendly type of chap ... beside i look like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle, so i have to be nice ;)   There is a club opening in colchester soon which will be running daily comps, i will let you know as soon as i find out further details.

Having said that I am single, and if 40 year old balding, fat blokes with a wonky eye floats your boat... then EUREKA !!!!

Enjoy the forum :)

Now, now Kev! - leave the flirting to us pro's!

errr. er..r stutter , hi poker girlie (goes red)  :P

you gotta admit that's some advert!!
how can you possibly be single Kiv?

Welcome Pokergirlie...

thanks for the offer kev.  my ex - boyfriend was bald - but i found it kind of sexy  ;D

as for the wonky eye, well.... that can be kinda cute  :D

A woman with taste!!!

crikey, we've got ourselves a live one    :D ;) ;D

just hunting for the razor................and a sharp stick ;D

think i woke up next to you once after 18 pints of stella lol

live one!  ;D

my friends say i'm a bit wild but honestly i'm really shy... unless i've had a drink  ;)  (you know what us essex girls are like)  :D

He's pulled! also your a professional Kev don't let that go by without plugging yourself!

He spent 6weeks in las vegas touring all the casinos and none casinos ;)

Also has just had 2 investments lately come good for him!!! He's the godfather of the poker "Railbirds"

At-iT

Sure you weren't led next to a mirror? - 18 pints can do strange things to you men!   pmsl   :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*

I often sit on my sofa watching footy in my boxers, eating junk food , sipping a large Jack Daniels and ginger with lots of ice .. feet up on the coffee table, total ownership of remote control, do the washing up when i want, play poker when i want, go out when i want (Kids are old enough to stay on their own now) in fact I pretty much please myself ......  thats why I'm single ;)

Anyone else stunned that the blonde-dog has not entered the fray? Loads of ammunition.

Yes Sweetheart .. your boyfiend may have been bald n sexy with it.. but we are talkin Kev here.. ;)

welcome

i would flirt but i aint a sad desperate poker player like kev

i am just a sad desperate enthusistic lover of lap dancers

ps can you dance?

so err... er. stutter...  Poker Girlie, you got a boyfriend now?! - god i'm crap at this flirting lark!, i'm leaving her to you kev!

same here lol

Thats me also, and i'm not single. You've either got it .......

wow, i'm overwhelmed at the responses.  and Junior, there is nothing wrong with shy guys and no i don't have a boyfriend at the monment  ;) :D

gotta go out for a bit now, but may be back on line later

bye bye folks

damn Kev, you drove her away :'(

Wanted to give you guys a fair crack of the whip

I suppose Ive become used to not having to try too hard

yeah Kev!! - just when i'd pulled!!!! -git!

btw guys i think pokergirlie is red dog in drag

Sits in front of computer and tuts at the strange increase in testosterone in the room ;)

And as for nuns comment  :o     Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, granted she would need dodgy eyesight, And besides, pretty boys are bloody boring company..... all self self self, and they hog the bathroom for preening :)

I could not let this thread go by without a comment but it would simply be a "Hi" to PokerGirlie, I know when I am outclassed by Kiv, it's not worth trying really, sigh!

Wondering if Kev has lived with a "pretty boy" at some point in his life, he sure knows a lot about their toilet habits!  lmao

Hi Pokergirl,
Welcome to the forum, being the shy unassuming chap on this site I thought I would offer a proper welcome and none of this flirty stuff offered by all the other alfa males on this site.

And dont worry one bit about the travelling, although I live 350 miles away I would gladly drive all the way, stay in a hotel and give you the benfit of my experience - at poker
Let me know when

LOL trace, ive shared rooms all over the world with the likes of Burnley John, Ariston,Womble and Chubbs...so in answer to your question ...NO ;)

Kev, I said "pretty boys", not reprobates!!  lmao 

 ::)

Dewi,

An "ALFA" male would be a real ROMEO would he?




I'll get me coat.

excuse me did anyone else notice that pokergirlies pic is from a google search of some pretty girl in austraila

also she actaully logged out (not closing her browser like 99% of punters do) 30 seconds before red dog logged in

if pokergirlies isnt a male blondite taking the piss out of you perverts then you can call me cocoo the clown for a whole week

Red Dog is a lot prettier these days though

We call you that anyway ...
Would her ISP give the game away ?

The Alfa I know is certainly a Romeo....      :-*

Dunno about an ALPHA Male tho, hear they can be a tad aggressive and domineering!  lmao :o

Agreed,

its red-dog getting his own back

well spotted Ironside :D

if tikay looked at the ip it proberly woul tell you who she/he was but i aint looked

if so, good one Red Dog

Are the ISPs the same Ironside?

Maybe someone should Check TraceTs' IP too lol

i know who it was now

it wasnt red dog but another blondite who will remain nameless but he is very much male

If it was the Dog... then Kudos to him,  his knowledge of the essex area would have meant that he had to do some research, if he baited that hook, then i well and truly bit :)

Iron, spill the beans please

the man needs congratulating


and then he can watch his online back

LOL at the cheese

i was reluctant to believe it was the red dog as it take a little more knowledge of the net than he has to pull off that trick

ps i think kev and pokergirlie would make a nice couple

It couldnt have been Ariston ... far too clever for him ... so to whoever did it ..i take my hat off to ya :)  I fear young Junior will need counselling though  ;D

How come I was prime suspect?

My money's on Robert.

Sly old fox

Your lack of input in a thread that would be painful for you to resist.

All of a sudden he thinks peroxide makes him look innocent????????  lmfao

Oi!!!!

lol ....  ;D :D ;D :D

You will have to ask coco the clown why he suspected you mate ;)

Why do you think she could be pretending to be a girl!?!?

Shock Horror!

WOW Robert, you mean you couldn't tell at Newccy?  rofl

Come on cocoa, spill the beans



I'll get me coat again

The covers could hide a multitude of sins. I didn't get that close.

After all this suspicion about who is a girl and who isn't, can you imagine if the next member happens to be a girl. We would all be wary, Kiv wouldn't know whether to flirt with it or examine it. (Excuse "it" but you know what I mean.)


btw... err welcome sheshe01.  ;D

pokergirlie is a male blondite so you cant call me cocoo the clown anyone that does gets a massive bad beat in tomorrows comp as i have controll of the win/lose level

Surely whoever was responsible should stand up and recieve the plaudits they deserve.... and so revenge can be planned ;)

i am sure they will eventually remember the girlie had to go out so maybe he had to aswell

que everyone on the phone phoning all the blondites to see where they are

a slip of the tongue in a Pm has lead me to believe that red dog waas in league with the said blondite they problery worked it out together last night knowing red was a a PC no hoper the other blondite agreed to do the dirty deed

Braintree..... Witham..... God I miss Essex!!! Been a while since I've heard those places mentioned.

I'm orignally from Tiptree.

I have a game whenever I get back home so i'll stick up a open invitation next town i'm back in the wonderful county!

Is it possible to be logged on in two windows for two users?

Who ever it is can they ask the girl in the photo if she wants a shag? ;D

no, not at the same time.
I like that Ironside said it was somebody taking the piss out of us!! after he was asking for a lapdance lol
He is of course right, if you go into google images and search "pretty girl" she's on the first page.
Then he would be right seeing as he has access to information we are not.

I'm sorry Robert_HM

OK what intrigues me is why "pretty girl" in Google?  and how much of a coincidence is it that that exact phrase brings the exact same girl up on page one??

why not "sexy girl"?  Seems a tad suspicious to me that Ironside found it so easily!

It couldnt be Ironside ... she could spell ;)

Ironside you bugger!!!!  ok, ok you got me! - i am in cahoots (thats not near essex) with none other than the best looking blondeite on the forum.......................................

But she said...... best looking

I'm not saying that is IS Ironside, I'm saying that it's suspicious how fast he found the pic!  lol

nooooo  i dont believe you Junior ...  you are just trying to take the embarrassment away of getting a lazy lob to a bloke ;)

you gonna buy that t-shirt then greg? you love to play with nuts do ya? hey? hey?

You are surprised that ironside is looking at girls pics on the Internet? He has reached the page saying "This is the end of the Internet Porn , please return to Page 1"


-bw- Why sorry? Were you claiming responsibility?

i dont have any info you dont as i am not a moderator of the forum

an easy look at the properties of the profile pic told me all i needed to know

Ok, here's the deal....

I am sat with red-dog in the bar at Notts last night and i said to him, "i really need to get a life.. all i do all day is hit refresh on my browser waiting for new posts, then all i get is some sleezy comment from Colchester Kev about some bird on the forum".- queue rolling laughter from me and the ginger one.

I then say to red-dog i am gonna set up an account on the forum called 'girlyessexpoker' or summat and try and get kev to fall for me and offer to take me out (i believe this actually took 11 minutes in total before said post appeared)  ;D

I am gona have to take full responsibility for this and apologise for those who genuinely fell in love with PokerGirlie:
AdamM
Dewi
Colchester Kev
IFM
the list goes on an on (a bit like Ariston after a beer)

anyway... pokergirlie is gone now, but was fun while she lasted!


Ironside = KILLJOY!!!!

;D :D ;D :D :D ;D

he sure does

greg the profile pic gave it away and red dog not replying was so much of a clue that it didnt need giving away

i am just so shocked these guys fell for it


btw do you dance?

Junior, hats off, impressed, good 'un.


Now of course most were taken in but I, of course, realised immediately.  ::)


So who the dickens is sheshe01?

No, its just that after Red-Dog was ruled out by Ironside, I thought you were the culprit!!!
now I feel guilty :-\

Oh that's OK, no problem, it happens. errrrr

So you should, you owe me a pint now!

i dint rule out red dog just said it wasnt him making the posts
but knew he was behind it somewhere

but then again i am the worlds greatest dectective

Gregory, I am suitably impressed with your efforts, like i said earlier, i thought the hook was baited for me, and i well and truly bit lol ..... however, I fear that some forum members will be a lot more red faced than me ...  the married ones for a start ;)

Im glad Ironside lived up to his name and performed an impressive detective role .... Im only glad you were tumbled before the PM's started rolling in .... be honest, did you get any ?  

Excellent plan, top marks ...... but beware the revenge ;)

it was sooooo bloody obvious lol.


Fair play Junior made a few people look a little silly hhehehe all good natured fun tho hehe

Save revenge for the blonde comp lol hope i aint on that table lol

thinking about it, red dogs reply to the post by 'madasahatstand' something about it being a set up should have got the suspicion aroused.

but he's a very very nice man.  :)

can we put the bounty on Juniors head for the comp tomorrow?

Nice 1 m8, however I have 2 admit I did know all the time.

lol

hehe. Yeah Adam! Grow up.  ;) ;D

Nice one gents. made me laugh like f**k.

I must point out i was the 1st to remark on red-dog's very conspicuous absence from the thread. maybe 1 day i will have the sleuthing powers of ironside.

The moment that blew it was surely when she started to say Kev's wonky eye might be cute.  :D

Lol  good point ... i was just hoping she had low standards and even lower morals ;)

kev and greg up a tree k i s s i n g

I could sense a flutter in your heart when she strung you along with those words.

Them bloomin b******s eh?

all good clean fun!

Kev gotten hook, line and sinker! lol

Red Dog wasn't really involved apart from the initial sounding out of the idea (although my next plan was to get him involved), and i will confess he sent me a PM suggesting it would be funny if "she now developed a crush on red-dog"! - i warned him that so far the prank was working and that to have a young pretty wholesome girl fall for a old ginger lecth would be too far fetched and surely give the game away  :D


On another note, Ironside / Columbo - I'm curious how the pic gave it away?... just one more thing (bites cigar and scratches head..................

my wife loves your show, any chance of an autograph (stealth like he collects sample of hand writing)... i love TV detective shows!

What concerns me most is Greg's ability to play a woman so convincingly :)

the url you pasted into the profile for the pic is

http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=tbn:A2RMRCdev_QJ:http://www.phoenixphotography.com.au/images/portrait-pretty-girl.jpg

you can get this by right clicking on the pic and clicking properties

so 1st it aint a pic of you as you had to google for it and 2 who it there right mind calls a pic of themselves pretty-girl

---

even flirted with myself  ;D
it had to end, even i was convinced she was real - and what a looker!! - soooooooooo couldn't have been from Braintree or Witham (amazing what you learn when you type colchester into multimap though  ;D)

can i just say that the moral of this thread is can we stop having so much flirting on the forum its getting sickening


now about the lap dancers

If you type 'pretty girl' into google and click 'images' you get the picture. - 4th one along.
 
Was the first image a stretch too far. I would have been in there like a shot if u'd used her.  :) :D

By the way the other post that I said 'smelled of a set up' was pure coincedence

still dont know what to make of that one

I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for that pesky ironside!

just imagine how good i would be if i new 1 end of a pc from the other

oh another clue

when you guys finish on blonde for the night how many of you hit the logg off button

very few if any this means you are still listed as active for 15 minutes

pokergirlie logged off straight away to let he alter ego logg on

Has anyone seen the film 'Simone' with Al Pacino. That all went pear shaped in the end too. There's a lesson to be learnt here.  ;)

when pears go wrong, what shape do they go?

they turn into bananas, then bananas go full circle back into apples, then its back to pear shaped.  have you not heard of the fruit shape cycle?! - ignoramous!!

They turn into Yaks.

Well it's Gnu's to me

Brilliant! Only on blonde, eh?

But I don't fancy Junior's chances in any blonde tourney he dares to play.....

A marked man, or WHAT?

Nice one Junior.

well, i am playing tomorrow night - and my chips are on offer! - come and get em!

mmmmmmm bananas........

not the only thing on offer eh pokergirlie?

Great stuff Junior.

And to be fair, great detective work by Ironside. He's a true Dic.

Amen

<<<<<<<<<<erm ahem. No wonky eye though Im afraid. Cant believe I go away for one night and somebody like this joins Blonde to be abused by all you reprobates on here. Welcome to blonde and if you are ever up north etc etc etc... ;)

greg i think you have pulled another

Me thinks Ariston didn't read the whole thread before posting!!!!


Nutter  lmao

trace i think i have to agree with you

hehe  ;D

almost did the same myself.

Ariston's been had...... and if he ain't vey careful, Junior has a nasty shock in store, when Ariston meets him.....

Wanna borrow a cork Junior? You gonna need one sunshine.

Really am gonna have to read the whole thread before I reply. fkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk. Just got to the big reveal to discover its kin greg. Kudos greg and thank fk I wasnt around when this thread first started  :-[

falling of my chair luaghing my head off here

Tyres gonna be let down I have warned you twice now iron

HYSETERICAL!

We talked about this last night over a coupla beers before the 100 at Nottingham - Full kudos for pulling it off m8 ;)

And there was me telling you that being from "essex" would be overkill... how little i knew....  ;D

wish i had been in notts now being in on it from the start i would have let it run on and on

welcome to the party jammer but your late.  never mind.. ariston is that p**sed he's even trying it on with boys!!

Have you read ALL the thread ariston?

no he hadnt have you?

Obviously not  ::)

where did the knowledge of essex come from!?

google

multimap. and my ex-girlfriend is from romford!  - sweet!

Ok. Great thread.

Well done to Junior.

Glad i always read all the threads before posting though!!

The first member to take the bait.

And what a charmer.  ;)

He knew all the time and was just playing along.  ::)

he was on the short list for first bite:

AdamM
CK
Tikay
Ariston

the usual letches.

u missed out robert hm

And Ironside. And Tight End. And you included me. WHAT?

ps i am glad you realised i am a pervert and not a letch

OYYYYYY  i aint a letch, im a pervert !!!


And isnt penchent  spelt penchAnt ?

your a perverted letch

Excuse ME, I didn't do the chat up thing, look back and check!

The best sort of chat up was Junior, you could almost feel the blushes coming off the screen.

hang on a minute, you saying i chatted myself up! - you are going mad!!

Only once

or twice

Ok, ok, ok,...... but it got you thinking!
couldn't very well leave myself open for implication!!!!

Sadly I have to say it was excellent and that ploy was a great idea, but I do worry about your sig  :D

bump

LMFAO

Ive only just seen this thread

HATS OF TO YA JUNIOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   :D

BTW, can i have a copy of all the sad PM's pokergirlie got?!?!

only if we can put your picture up in "Gay news"

lol, do i detect that Mr Tightend sent a pm?!?!?!?!

no,

but I know who did >:D

I have just the picture on my mobile that would do  ;D

 :D

bazookas or lover boy?

I'll PM my number!!!

Lover boy ? is there something  i should know  ???  ;D

six kids, you should know.

i am pleased to say I have never has the "pleasure" of Mr Charmaine's company

And nor will you!!!!!!!!  :D

well, that's one dream dashed then.

Kev might be able to help u on that one.  :D

it might be easier to tell you which male blondeites didn't PM pokergirlie!
i must say she is gorgeous and i had to bring it to an end when i started falling for myself! :D :D

I would say Colch Kev and Adam M were probably the most flirtatious and sickening  :D

Snigger

 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

^^^^^^^^^^^ I really fancy you Mr M3   :-*  ;sex;  :-*

i put my hand up as one of the male blondites that never PM the little hussy

Neither did I, thank God  :D

as Mr C.Kevin of Colchester Essex is currently away I take the liberty of reproducing the following:

It will disappear from the forum before his return in six days


" Hello Pokergirlie,

I would like to welcome you to Blonde. If there is anything I can do to help please let me know. It's such a coincidence you live in Witham because I am very close to there!

You ask whether there are any games in the area? Well I know of one home game you'd be very welcome to attend!

Would you like to tell me a bit about yourself?  I'm 40 and I'm a professonal railbird for a living. "What's that?" I hear you ask (it's ok, you can ask people like me on Blonde anything!!). Well I travel the length and breadth of the country to casinos, sit there all night drinking and eating pies (I love pies, what's your favourite food?) and when one of my mates who can actually play poker wins some money I shout "AAAYYYYAAARRRRRRR" at the top of my voice)

It's very fulfilling. I used to live in Burnley. Have you ever been there? Lovely place. Great pies.

You may have noticed some pictures of me in the site wearing a table cloth and a white T shirt saying I love Scotland! We're such pranksters, and especially me! There's nothing I wouldn't do for my friends!

 In addition I help old ladies across the road, run a sanctuary for neglected kittens and cook great pasta. With pies.

Anyway, that's enough from me. If you want to reply privately, I'd love to hear from you."

wicked

 >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

roflmao

This place gets more like "The Comedians" every day.

Hi PokerGirlie,

I live in Bury St Edmunds and i have heard of some games that go on in Ipswich. I think the guy to talk to for tht on here is called TheDiceman.

As for Bury i am trying to set up a regular game in a funky bar that we have here, should be a good friendly game with small buy ins to start of with.

I think Bury is just about in your 45 minute range and you would be ery welcome.

Also i think there is a new poker club opening up in Colchester although ill leavethat for CK to confirm.

Nice to meet you

Ben x

i do hope sunday was joking

Yeah i hope so as well. Would be the ultimate in listening to half a conversation if he was serious :D

ariston did it way back then but hey his conversations are always 1 way

Hey! Just trying to be polite, shes young, im young, shes single, im single ;)

change your pic ironside and i might be nicer to you :)

hello big boy

LOL, now were talking :)

you got a phon number i can call you on babe?

xxxxx

0898 6696969

re-read the WHOLE thread Sunday, then pull your head in. :D

lol ok,

i read the first 4 pages then skipped to the last one.

am i being stitched up here?

sunday yeah well and truely kippered

she's really not your type mate. I know she seems like a nice girl but she has 'hidden depths' and there's no future in the relationship.

awesome, im pmsl at the moment! from now on i promise to read all threads! :blonde:

oh well junior will do ;)

Classic!

hehe sunday :):):)

hehe zelds ;)

Well i thought it was really sweet , real or not  :blonde:

ok ok i was suckered in!!

i will be sure to read posts more thoroughly when i load them up next time!!

Bit unfortunate after saying last nights tourny was being written up on your bloke. Freudian slips ahoy

i must be the most gullable bloke in the world!

i dont know how to explain my comment last night, so i wont dig my hole any deeper!!

sunday whatever you do - stay away from Thailand   :P

Good effort though, Sunday...

... ya little charmer, you.  :D

haha zelds!! im not really into Thai women to be honest, i like a plain basic english woman!!

snoopy - i propose i little dating section for all the blonde singles!!

You seem to have tried to set up your own  :D

Plain ??? Basic ??? Puleaseeeeeeeeeee  :(  :o  >:(

It really isn't your day, is it Sunday?
ROFL

sorry charmaine whats up?! and your not one of them double personalities before i start chatting you up are you? :P

im having a mare Robert LOL

Sunday Sunday,

In effect you have just waid you want a plain English girl - implying that all other girls anywhere else were better :)

What can I say? Can you get your foot in your mouth any more, or would you like one of us girls to help?<g>

Heid
xx

Sunday, I can assure you that Charmaine is a real lady, not a made up figment of some imagination. You will not be thought of as a fool if you tried to chat here up, I will even visit you in hospital

LOL

i was actually implying that she needs to be plain   ,   basic    ,    and english.....i just forgot the comma's!!

Bless :)

Sorry Sunday, we can't hear you from the bottom of that very deep hole you're in  :D

LOL Robert, your good :)

this thread just gets better and better, sunday.............doh!!

hehe!

pokergirlie says "hi ben"
xxxx


looooooooooooooooool

worse than ariston, and he takes some topping!

How much mileage has this thing got? amazing  :D

The best thread ever.

was soooo surprised to see it up there near the top again but there's no accounting for young desperate single internet poker junkies i suppose  :D

can't believe this has reared its head again lol, still reckon it could run and run tho lol

Let me get this straight.....

PokerGirlie has a second account under the alias 'Junior'??

Sharp lad that Flushy, eh?

GRRRRRRRRRRRR,

Junior i will get you back for this i promise

and the funniest thing is she expects us to believe that  'junior' avatar is a picture of a real poker player. Who does she think she's kidding

funnily enough when you google "pretty girl" you get pokergirlie's picture - if you google "poker playing fish".......... ;)

tikays name come up?

you get a direct link to this forum???????

For Ironside.

 :redcard: :redcard: :redcard: :redcard: :redcard:

what have i done now boss?

You had me worried there Iron - I DID check. Phew......

bumpety bump

Having just re-read the entire thread, I feel i came away from it with credit, and I was only being welcoming to a new member ;)   However I DO think that anyone who sent a PM should be exposed .... And NO.. I never sent one  8)

please note i wasnt an admin when i uncovered the truth behind pokergirlie and stripped her of her mask

Me thinks most of you wanted to strip more than the mask!!!!


Lecherous perverts the lot of you!

and as for Sunday...................................... Well!!!!  pmsl

though you did have an admin's password :)

WHOS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS!!!!

i will find you GRRRRR >:(

You're gonna have to join a long queue  :D

Isn't he, Kev?  ::) ::)

yeah but i didnt need it to work out that pokergirlie was a blondite poking fun at chavchester kiv
infact i thought it was a red dog joke untill i relaised red dog wouldn't have a clue how to do it

Nooooooo  Kudos to Greg for putting so much effort in to a wind up ... and besides I came out of it with my dignity intact ...I never asked for her phone number, or sent a PM :) 

So who sent a PM then?

Cmon. Confess.

i sent a PM too tikay to let him know i thought it was a wind up

and he knew all about it before pokergirlie was even born so i blame the old man for letting it happen

Junior!

Tell us who sent PMs...

... please  :dd:

i wasn't daft enough :)

I just read this, funny stuff.
Usually the written word doesn't make me laugh.
lol is just something I've taken to typing when you find something mildly amusing out of a bizzare internet etiquette. I usually don't literally laugh out loud.

Pleased to report that I genuinely did lol when reading this

My particular favourites were, Roberts saying of ironside that he'd reached a message saying he'd reached the end of internet porn please return to page one and tightend satire on a pm to infamous pokergirlie.
Could teach radio 4 a thing or two.

We missed poker girlie's first birthday!

Wow, was that really a year ago ... ?   

how time flies when you are having fun :)

Maybe we should let Sunday know? He can get her a card!

A card ??  he has already booked the bloody church for the wedding !!!

Just read this thread again

and all i can say is LOOOOOOOOOOOL.

It is pure class isn't it?
:D :D :D

and got a mention on poker night live last night although tikay as usual got the facts mixed up a little

wonder if Pokergirlie will turn up to bB4

I'll ask her. - although she has been very busy recently
:-)

she missed bB4 but she can come to bB5

btw welcome back greg

lol same here!

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