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What are your pet hates, what would you banish forever into room 101. I don't mean the big things like disease or war, we would all do that, I mean the little things that others don't seem to notice but but make your blood boil

Some of mine are

TV programmes that interest me but cut to a different shot every second, either that or the camera man runs around the subject untill I'm dizzy, or treats me to a tight close up of someones left nostril

Those robot telephone call center machines that give you a list of options without the one that you need

The way trouser manufacturers think everyone has a 32in waist and 36in legs, and the fact that you can't buy ordinary jeans, you have to buy twisted/ripped/bleached/ jeans, ie, they are knackered, but cost 100% more

Cafe's where you can have pie chips and peas, or sausage chips and beans, but not pie chips and beans 'because it's not on the menu'

Those toilet paper dispensers in public loos where the end of the roll disappears into the drum and takes forever to coax out again, then when you do get your hands on it, you get one square and it snaps off inside the drum again, and its always that shiny paper that dosn't wipe anything off, it just sort of spreads it around a bit

Vending machines that dont give me my change, I refuse to leave it, so I have to find a member of staff (usually a half mile walk away) they have to find a supervisor, the supervisor can't find the keys and looks at me as if to say 'what's wrong with you? it's only 50p'

GRRRRRR!!!!! I have plenty more but I need to lie down

some peoples ignoranse really bothers me, like when you are driving and you let somebody through even when its your right of way and that dont say thank you, or when somebody is serving you in a shop and the phone rings and they answer it and then totally ignore you

Ah. Good post.

I've spent many a time wondering this. (I live an exciting life :-[)

Used to be a big fan of the show when Hancock did it.

Hmm. I'll have a think and get back to u on this one.


I think Birmingham City FC are an early contender.

 8)

Just a starter:

Silent 'phone calls. I know it is a machine looking for fax to puke it's adverts on but I want to strangle the damn thing, especially when at 1.00am.

lawers that overcharge ;)

American style coffee bars where I can get anything except a simple cup of tea or coffee, for £2.50 a cup. You can take your double espresso with mocha, walnuts and stuff right back to Seattle

People who have drive thru McDonalds and throw the litter out of their cars in the car park in the vicinity

School kids who smoke

Parents who allow children under 10 to have their ears pierced

ITV

Specifically celebrity/makeover/gardening makeover type programmes

Jordan

Peter Andre

Hello/OK magazine

Tabloids

Currently, premiership football

EPT Organisers

Rude poker players

Spin doctors

Estuary English

The M25

People who rubberneck at accidents on the other side of the motorway causing a jam on your side

The person who invented Tamogochi's

Balamory

Teletubbies

The Crazy frog

Boy bands

Girls Aloud

The Osbournes

Rap/Hip Hop

People who eat on trains

People who speak inanely on mobiles in the train "I've just reached St Albans, I'll be home in ten minutes, what's for tea?" F OFF.

Middle lane drivers on the motorway

Fog lights when it's murky, not foggy

How much it costs to service my car..oil change £150..you're having a laugh!!!

Shopping with women

Getting up in the morning

Shaving

Being nearly 40



Red Dog, you did ask!!!!!

Tight End!!! It's a room (hence "Room 101"), you need a bleedin' warehouse.

Spelling lessons come free!  :P

LOL Robert

Here's another one...Psychotherapists!!!

POKERHEAVEN.COM

sorry i just couldnt type it quick enough

The fog lights, oh God I HATE THE FOG LIGHTS

Being charged for being overdrawn for a day, but then taking three days to clear a cheque going into my account

Lloyds TSB...Welcome to Room 101


Having to pay £2.99 for a simple birthday card

Clinton Cards...Welcome to Room 101


Nothing to pay for 6 months blah blah balh

DFS...Welcome to Room 101


Had an accident? Someone else's fault?

Those stupid adverts...Welcome to Room 101


"I needed money and all it took was one phone call"

Ocean Finance...Welcome to Room 101



Omg, THIS COULD TAKE ALL NIGHT

Fs sake REd, what have you started.

Deep breathes Tight.

Calm down dear, it's only a commercial

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

ROFPMSL

Thank you Red, I needed that Guffaw

Spitting in the street ... it really really REALLY makes me angry,  WHY do people do it ??

Drivers that beep their horn when they pass a pretty girl ... by all means have a damn good letch, but why hit the horn ?? do they think it will make her run in front of them, stop their car and offer them some sort of sexual favour ?? .. NO she will think you are a cock... and rightly so !!!

this one might be a bit controversial, but sod it ... who cares .... shop keepers who talk in their own language whilst serving you ... and not even looking at you while they hand over the change .... BLOODY IGNORANT !!!!

parents who scream at their toddlers for lagging behind them as they march off in front chatting to their mate while puffing away on a cigarette ....  FFS the kids only got little legs, and you should be holding its hand and LOOKING AFTER IT ....

Olives .... what bloody purpose do they serve... no one likes them, they only buy them cos they think its trendy ... DISGUSTING ...


People coughing in public without covering their mouths ....


The GREEN cornflake ... do they put 1 in every bloody box on purpose ?? and why is it that although me and my 2 kids all eat them, its always me that gets the green one ??


God this is good therapy ... thanks Red :)

Is there a restriction to how many we can select. (I'm taking this very seriously)  :-\ :-\

How many did they let u have on room 101?

I really need to think about this for when they invite me on...

 :D

big brother (George Orwell, gettit?)
chip 'n pin
speedbank charges
overseas charges
banks in general (long story)
SPEED BUMPS
kids in pubs
wine drinkers in pubs (be a man!)
golf (and i play every chance i get)
SPEED CAMERAS
ugly blokes with fit birds
car tax
Floella Benjamin (used to hide behind the sofa when she came on)
Bonny Langford (aaaaarrrrggggghhhhh)
people with visible blackheads (just wanna squeeze their faces)
comb overs
checking in 2 hours early for a flight
soft porn channels (wassthapoint?)

many many more

Parents on a busy road who hold the dogs lead and let their toddler run ahead

Welcome to the National Lottery Show, and here's your host, Dale Winton .

And now it's time for Bargain Hunt. Here he is, David Dickinson.

Whoever decided to commission You've been framed/Whoever decided that Lisa Riley should be on television.

And in five minutes it will be "It'll be Alright on the night, Volume 4,987, with Denis Norden" RETIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!

TV's like TightEnd's (with no off swich)

are we lost long twins, seperated at birth?

ROFLMAO

Radio stations that play one decent tune 30 seconds before news time, then have to cut it short

Being charged for a little tiny sachet of tomato sauce after I've paid for my dinner

finding out too late that you've run out of bog rolll at the gala casino and being forced to use a poster on the door.

 :-X :-X :-X

Goatee beards

£8.99 for a pack of 5 Mach 3 Gillette Razors?

Waiting at the petrol pump for the till operator to flick the switch so you can fill up

Call out charges for Electricians/Plumbers etc

Taxi firms who say 10 minutes but mean 25.

Girls who want to talk afterwards.

Graeme Souness

David Pleat as Match summariser

Trying to open Child proof medicine bottles

Henry Blofeld,OK that's the seventh time you've told me about the pigeons. Shut up.

Dial Up Internet connections

Cricket going to Sky

Football at 12pm on a Sunday

Prawn Cocktail crisps

Marmite

"Girls who want to talk afterwards"

Better than those that talk during (about painting the ceiling)

Pickled onion flavour monster munch !!!!   the house stinks for hours after the kids eat them !!!

Orange juice with bits in

I'm gonna have to make u take this one back.


If u wanna replace it with the scampi nik-naks then feel free.

 :)

what's wrong with that?

You aint doing it right Mr. End ... they should be too breathless to talk ;)

Some of us really can't be that picky.  :D

people who disagree with me

Well if you've been on top Kiv, no wonder they're breathless

breathless? They burst!  ;) :D

That red spot in the corner of the screen on sky digital. ARGH!

lol  excellent post red-dog :)

Drivers who don't thank you for letting them out   grrrrr get in that room
Middle lane drivers on the motorway
Fog lights when it's murky, not foggy
People who pick their noses when driving   uuurgh  
Parents who allow children under 10 to have their ears pierced
Call centres who are in India and you really don't want a new ..... fill in the gap
Call centres full stop  ... if you want to buy something you will but not from a call centre
Mobile phone companies who rip u off left right and centre
Rude people

and my worst 2 are people who park in disabled car parking spaces when they haven't a badge
and people who park in the parents with children spaces when shopping who only park there cos its nearer  grrrr lol

ok rant over  .  God this is theraputic :)  

who's had a bad beat today, get it off your chest :)

Good Lord, that programme is mind numbing.

Who the hell watches it!!!

I think he means the software after tonight's crash

I once went to Leeds to reply to a job advert looking for someone to trim this hair for models on photo shoots, they told me to go to London, when I asked why they said "Thats where the queue starts"

I've deleted mine but now Red Dog's pulled a funny on us...I'm stuffed!!!

What are you on about?

RED have to say I like the bits in my orange juice, the audience is against you on this one. >:(

Well, they don't do bits in juice North of the Watford Gap...........

You really don't help yourself do you snoop? ;D

Prices charged at Motorway Service stations


You might as well call it extortion

Have I missed something again?

 :-\ :-\ :-\

Very small dogs with huge, out of all proportion wedding tackle

He does best bless him.

Out of interest, snoppy, how do you like the commentary on the pokerheaven.com games on the Poker Channel?

An entire thread by the looks of it. :P

People who quote people who quote people

LOL...Why does this bother you?????

I think that guys lacks charisma.


Are we not referring to that show?

I'm a bit confused here. Need a hand.  :-\

oi  i commentate on the sunday night show for poker heaven!!

ifm thought it was ironic that you complained about the mind numbing nature of said programme, when the only way you could know this was because you watch it


Seems the mind numbing stuff is right eh Snoopster?!??!?

I'm really lost now...

right on cue, to prove my point!

It hypnotised me one day and I couldn't get away.

It must have been the high stakes they were playing.  :D

Because dogs are designed by committee now, no matter how poor the design

Oh how perfect!!!!

Sorry Mel I was teasing snoppy

aah thats ok, you're not talking about my program but the 5/10cent game on there :)

xxxxx

which is your programme lonondpokergirl?

lol you little bugger

you just gotta love this place, peeing myself ;D ;D ;D
Snoppy LOL, you make my day again, so blissfully ignorant

The name Eugene.

getting back to the topic of this thread.

mine is the one off air at the moment software being revamped and new microphones
coming back in 2 weeks time

9pm Pokerheaven.com sunday night live

its basically commentating on peoples sit n gos   pretty good fun though , some well dodgy play on there

I'm hurting mytself with laughter  ;D

so on sunday nights you commentate on online poker?

Snoppy stop, pleeaaassee... ;D ;D ;D

yeah  Eugene does main commentary and I do the odds, why they should raise more than minimum,   the coughing spluttering when they fold the nuts!!  guess you get the picture

Snoopy, let it go mate, throw the spade away

stop it now.........cANT see the kayboard

I think I must be tired.

I can't tell you how confused I am at the moment.

 :-\ :-\ :-\

That Eugene bloke is interesting and his Missus is a bit of alright  ;D

haha u need a trip to specsavers :)  x

people who don't want any chips, then eat mine

Salad

...and then complain that there is too much salt and/or vinegar on them

Pissing into the Wind.

overhearing teenage son going through the " you put the phone down first"  no you put the phone down first" conversations .... in fact kids on the phone full stop !!!


Actually, the "you first" convo is quite sweet really ;)

Mrs Red insisting on waxing my nose

I was on a strict(ish) diet once. Wife in yorkshire, I was left to my own devices. she called, asked what I was eating, salad I said, looking down at a large Donner kebab with some lettuce dangling out of same.

When asked in sandwich shop, "you want lettuce in that" I always refuse, I mean look at rabbits and their life expectancy.

Lettuce is great fried

Bounty bars. Hate Coconut

where's snoppy? I miss him!  ::)

Garden Centres

I've been rereading the thread.

I'm still none the wiser.  :P :-\

Which bit is confusing?

Tartan rugs on back seats of cars .. and ornate holders for a box of tissues on the parcel shelf !! WHY ?? its not as if you can reach over for one while you are driving ffs ... and you are far too old to be behind the wheel of a car anyway .. :)

every bit where someone is talking to me.

starting me off again ;D ;D
poor snop

Men who wear trilby hats and drive Mini Metro's

I have the most eveil muttley sniggers going on here.  ;D

OK, you were set up, it's that ifm bloke what did it.

people who try to shift the blame onto innocent folks

.... and go out on the road on Sundays causing a tailback behind them.

Anyone who drives a Honda Civic

Fiat Multipla's

People who hide Guilt
People who are cruel to dumb animals

Subtle

jk

sorry, was laughing too much

snigger....

those bloomin KFC adverts where they sing.

Don't know what you're on about  ::)

who does the commentary on those ad's SNOPPY?

is that referring to me?!?!?  >:(

My hands are firmly on my hips.

hmmm nice

In 25 mins on ITV 'Twelve angry men' one of my fave films, if you havnt seen it, you should

Yound chavs on ASBO's (this is an all encomposing list of white shiny tracksuits tucked into socks, lots of gold hoops, chains with pissing clowns hanging off them, nike baseball caps worn too high, walking with a limp etc etc i could go on for a long time)

Wicked thread by the way chaps and chapettes!

snoppy, check your PMs

what does ASBO mean?

Blokes who pretend to be girls

The B & W jury film, excellent film

Anti Social Behavour Order

Anti Social Behaviour Order


Snoopy, sorry about earlier, no offence meant but it was funny....

Should think so  :-X

 >:(

caravans
gnomes
those spare wheels that are half the normal size
houses with christmas lights all over 'em
people who don't indicate on islands when you are waiting to go on
diet pepsi

Yeah, shame on you Mr End

ifm and rhm........shame on you.... ;)

brightly couloured canines

still not 100% sure what you're apologising about.

The All Saints Cover of "Under the Bridge"

Just caught on about the mutual jibes, and I thought I was the subtle one.

Those 'plug in' smelly things

was that not subtle  ;D

just don't want you going to bed at all offended by Ian and Robert's behaviour


Therefore, like the man with broad shoulders that I am, I apologise and let the others hide behind me

yeah, very chivalrous :D

 ;D

Robert, the tears are rolling down my face. Please don't delete!

hmm!!!

letters in words that have no business being there like subtle and knock

nothing wrong with knockers though

and knockers?

Like the silent p in swimming pool

i bloody knew it was the wrong choice of words with you lot

clairvoyants

now i am with snoopy in the land of confusion

crystal balls

Parades for english cricket teams that win a series.... hardly the world cup is it!!!!!!!!

Phil Collins

I knew you were going to say that

Being glued to a yak

It's a very lonely place.  :(

I'm doing my best but you are getting me confused now.

its alright snoops we are together now where the nasty men cant get us

can i be confused too?  ;)

Threads that make you stay online longer than you mean to , because you cant wait for the next post :)

can I go to bed now please?

see that everyone. two o's!!!

oo's a happy boy then?

you can all enter, its free and a very simple

delete this one i think i'm getting delirous

Thinking you've enterd a comp, then it starts without you

sorry, we need a bigger challenge than this.......

I Think Mr K will serve me with an ASBO if i dont behave ..But i hope you have all taken notice .. I have cleaned up my sister act.. :P

ok, it costs a large entry fee and winner takes all!!!  :P

No No No. yes.

I like your mucky habits.

Hitting the refresh button waiting for reddogs next oneliner or kevs next insult...get an autorefresh on blonde now  >:(

Women who post smut then pretend to be innocent

who's pretending

all?

no...  who would do such a thing

All of the Americans who thought England was the capital of London.

Every American who asked if I was Australian.

Both Americans who asked me what language we spoke in England. (I'm not joking!)

The American who asked if I lived in a castle.

The American who asked if I was an Iraqian. (Is that even a word?)

Sven Gorn Eriksson.

Jose Mourinho.

Chelsea fans who think they are great when they have one year of success due to a rich Russian.

Alex Ferguson.

Richard Whiteley. (R.I.P)

Phil Hellmuth.

Jack Daniel and Stella Artois for taking all my money.

Religious zealouts.

Immigrants who don't learn English.

George Dubya.

George Senior.

Abi Titmuss.

The 12 Angry Men remake.

Sh*t Hip Hop covers of great songs.

Bad drivers.

Petrol prcies.

Erm that's about it..... Amen.

women

bald blokes who wear shades indoors :)


I hate to disappoint ;)

I said women

eeeek

innocent?? .. what's that word mean please

when they give you chips as change at casinos.

On a need to know basis, you have no need  ;D

50 something men who think they are 38

50 something men who misread their hands

50 something men who kiss Yorkshiremen on the lips

where is old father time tonight anyway?  

Red dog - i finally thought you had put this bloke to thing to rest and then you do it again.

Men who are scared of women poker players  ;D

women poker players LOL

only scared when they ask "are you all in?"

ridiculously long threads that you have to read in case you have missed something

and then finding you haven't

elblondie's on tv - channel 121

Turkish delight ... YUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK !!!

I don't mean it to sound like I'd put 'elblondie on tv' into room 101.

In a comp in london (apparently)

Poker Den repeat?

turkish delight has now been made illegal hasn't it. I agree totally disgusting kev.

eeewww... spit

not the best of nights really SnOOpy?!

LOL

 ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D   ;D

Sloppy's had a bad night

I LIKE TURKISH DELIGHT


I HATE FUDGE

i was gonna say beer goggles .... but then i thought ...no, if the ladies cant wear bear goggles, i will never get laid again ;)

not poker den, world open?
Brian Wilson on it too, is it "our" Brian Wilson? seems awfully quiet

Women tryin to park

i am sorry whom this might offend, but can someone please tell me the real logic behind wearing shades at the poker table!!

to look daft

Pre Menstrual Tension

Yes, yes, I'll delete it

huh?

so you can look at lady players baps without them noticing :)

I really really really hate all those mobile phone ads that prey on kids.

I wear them to watch other players without them knowing. Usually while Im chatting away to one person I will be watching somebody else. Also I usually got bloodshot eyes that make me look like Ive not seen daylight in 6 years so it covers them up  ;D

It stems back from years gone by..They were originally worn to prevent receiving the good  old "Poke In Eye" .. when one has got lucky with a crap hand..
this is call my bluff show ..right?

Good night folks. Can't cope anymore.

Snowpea, be nice to pokergirl!

What did snoopy do to mel? I must have missed it  ;)

Goodnight Robert xx

bye bye  :)

the red warning that tells you there has been a post whilst you were writing.

Is that true nun?  Ariston good reply BUT i look at other players too and dont care if they know it!  This is just my 101 entry.

Off too


Expect to see 20 page long thread when I wake up....

Night all

Damning insults about pokerheaven commentary  :-X

Night night all

(  :-*  :-*   :-* -------> The_nun)

being torn between my game, the film, and the forum

If people know you are watching they are far less likely to act naturally. If they dont know they are being watched you make pick up the odd thing that can be usefull. I may have ipod on and be talking as well but Im still watching

night Pah!

I'm innocent!  :-[

I'm gone too, goodnight all  :-*

What film is it?

i gotta be up at 5.30, so goodnight folks
and you snnopy ;D

Feelin like a fool .. lovin both of you is breaking all the rules.. lalallalal

Twelve angry men, ITV

i watch but girls are very sneaky you know, my eyes can see things at all angles and multi taksing is our speciality!  Ok i did want to get a serious reply so thanks for that.

Don't give up your day job

and as kev has already pointed out it allows me to look at breasts without being slapped ;D

lol, knew it

good night emf.  :)

emf?

Early Morning Fumble

elderly mother f******

See, a leopard can't change its spots

Sshhh ..dont tell Mr K

you're unbelievable.

 :D

Nite all.. off for my emf..

Sigh

Tottenham

Threads that I miss then they take an hour to read.

Central newscaster Anne someone.

My play lately

 ::)

Fat people in exercise clothes

The words 'like', 'so' and 'totally' being used in the same sentence

Farmers who decide to drive their tractors in rush hour traffic - we're going slowly enough, you bastard

Shops with the word Direct in their name

Charity bracelets

RedDog said .....

You'll hate it more when I tell you that in the majority of orange juice products, the 'bits' are actually shredded plastic put in to give the illusion that you are drinking fresh orange juice and not reconstituted cordial.  :-[

middle lane drivers on motorways...think they drive safe but see loads of accidents in their rear view mirror.

people who dont signal at roundabouts/junctions etc ..we are meant to guess where they are going.

cans of beer that the open clip tears off..aaaahhh.

all soaps and i do mean all.

the sun/the mirror/the daily record...in fact all red tops....they are dumming down the country and encourage the worst kind of intolerance and hatred.

12 packs of quavers....must stop eating crisps

Whoever said PMT - At least we only get it once a month - you male buggers with dangly bits that you can't stop touching were born with it and die with it - we gals never get a break for you lot having it!!!



Mine for Room 101:

Men that keep checking their bits are still there

Students

Sunday drivers

Students

People that stop dead in front of you in shopping centres

Students

People that don't read notices

Students

Men who think they're funny when they're not

Students

Inebriated men

Students

People that stick to the speed limit in outside lane of a dual carraigeway when there is nothing in the inside lane

Students

Withheld numbers

Students

Work

Did I mention Students?

I'm surprised nobody has mentioned students yet !

Tapas Bars. I like to go out for a meal, not just a few nibbles on a stick.

Having to wait in all day because the delivery/gas man/whatever can only tell you that yourslot is between 9am and 3pm

People on trains who listen to their walkmans so loud, you hear it too. Not a problem with Ipods

Those adverts for softish porn text messages, screensavers, chat lines. A complete waste of time. So I'm told.  ;)

People trying to sell me extended warranties in Dixons/Comet etc

Pop ups on the net

Toys R Us, and anybody who works in one.

When you are queueing in a bank and they open another window and the teller says "anybody just paying in?" No I'm not, why can't you serve me???

Dark Chocolate

Mint Aeros

Camping

Dog owners who don't clear up after their dogs

Male Stewards on planes.

Only seeing one Magpie







This thread could be never-ending!!

Been waiting for you to show up!!! LOL

Good post.    :D

Hang on..........Yes, still there!

Ebay postage rip-offs.

Students and more specifically students who dress down and think they are bloody trendy.

Min delivery charge from the local take away (I normally top up with bottles of drink just to stop them taking a rake!)

People who give players a hard time on a ROOKIE night at Luton. Help them FFS don't belittle them.

People who do the speed limit where conditions allow otherwise!

People who, having stuck religiously to the 30mph limit then have no problem whatso ever in breaking the national speed limit at 70+ thus stopping me from over taking and then doing 30mph again in the next zone.

People who make a point of madly accelerating EXACTLY as they go through the 'invisible barrier' of a national speed limit sign.

Other drivers.

Harlow Council

Harlow

Caravans! B'stards!

Mopeds! Noisy mofos

Queues in DIY stores.

Supposedly serious companies with email addresses that end  - sales@bobs-logistics.hotmail.com I mean how hard is it to buy the domain name bobs-logistics and have the email address sales@bobs-logistics.com??? how hard? not hard at all! it costs pennies! incompetent IT illiterate fools!

so many more so little time...

Many points on the licence then yt?

big fat ZERO! not sure how but have not got any points since 1994!

ROFL

Tracey, it IS the men who suffer from PMT  ::)

Drivers who think speed limits are advisory and that road markings don't apply to them

drivers who constantly moan about other drivers ;)

them too

1 more - People who don't like being tailgated. Don't like it? get out the way. or speed up. oh and if you think breaking heavily will stop me, I hope you have a roll cage.

Yes, I hate people who drive at 120 mph one foot in front of me

Aggressive drivers :)

Funny thing is i have a Freelander. 90mph is just about tops.
It's the slowcoaches that bother me. why do they care if i want to get past? just pull over!

People who insist on telling you every detail of the film they saw last night

Road Rage

clearly i deserve to be in room 101. I also allowed my 7 yearold daughter to get her ears pierced!

Townies that drive 4x4s, SUVs etc


 ;D


yt, seriously, chill out on the road before you kill yourself

Press the backup button on the remote; spot disappears.

(sorry if it's been said before don't have time to read the whole thread)

leave earlier and don't get annoyed at people who've planned their journeys well enough to drive within the speed limit.

what was 12 angry men like last night reddog ;)

People who drive at 40-45 on a perfectly clear stretch of national speed limit road and then carry on at that speed through a 30 zone. That really gets me annoyed.

Divorce lawyers

Tonight with Trevor McDonald


(news stories for the hard of thinking)

Novelty ties

Socks with cartoons on

£7.95 for hotel movies

or worse still ... someone else !!

My Brother lost a 7 year old son, who was knocked down and MURDERED by a driver who had been tailgating another car, and then swerving out to overtake at the earliest opportunity lost control and mounted the pavement .... The driver was severely punished with a 3 year Jail sentence, he probably has children of his own now.... I wonder how he would cope with carrying his sons coffin into church ??

This was a good few years ago, and time is a great healer .....  

Sorry to be a killjoy,   Carry on with the great thread

Yeah, but it comes back on when there's an ad break or when u change channel.  :(

Does that inlude the tazmanian devil?  :( :'(

Yes like Kev said. Very sorry to hear of that tragic loss.



Independent Finacial Advisers

crisp packets that have hardly any crisps in them.

yes, no exceptions.

The coffee ones in a packet of revels

grown men who wear days of the week socks .... and on the correct days !!

I love Little Britain, fantastically funny

I love The Fast Show, excellent


but overuse of catchphrases in everyday life by sad gits in pubs...no thanks


"Yes but, no but, yes but"

"I want that one"

"I'm the only gay in the village"

"Suits you sir"

etc etc

People on the tube who just stand in the entrance, and don't get out of the way.

Airlines who charge inordinate amounts for direct flights, and then give shite service.

People who look down their noses at women in card rooms.

My boss.

Bastards who are cruel to animals.

That shit who slow played aces to me last night.

All the people who send me crap emails because they can't or don't read instructions properly.

Idiots at card rooms who jam tables so close together someone with a bit of padding on their arse can't get between tables.

Underwiring on bras that explodes and makes yer tits look like the leaning tower of Pisa at exactly the wrong moment.

Heparin

Hammersmith Hospital A&E department - who have attempted to kill me twice.

The next person who asks me if I am German.

All those nerdy turds who flip their chips all the time while at the tables - no-one cares you can do it you know!

Insurance on Credit Card Payments that don't actually cover you for anything useful when you need them to.

Those calls you get that are from call centres, and it rings when you pick it up so you end up waiting for someone to talk to you when they have rung you!

Idiots who run screaming from your dog when they are in a park where dogs can run free!

Celery

The Aladdin Hotel and Casino Las Vegas

Heid
xx

Wallace and Gromit?

Marvellous stuff, where've you been???!?!

Tell me more about the underwired bra's!!!!

no exceptions. but I might weaken a little at Gromit.On socks/cufflinks. Not ties   ;D

Brilliant LOL LOL

Heid, are you Austrian?

Guess I'm gonna have to buy some more socks before my next comp.  ;)

people who spend all their time on forums

 ;D

 :D ;D

Shut it Snoppster

Leaving my computer to go to the gym, then finding out I have got fatter

Going to the Gym

Back soon, knackered and sweaty

BTW Twelve angry men was great (again)

I have been stuck in boring stupid meetings during the day - can you believe I have a meeting tomorrow that goes on for 5 hours?? I think I need a new job, where they understand that I need to be logged into this forum ALL THE TIME!

Oh and at night, Mr Heid nicks the PC specifically so he can get a bad beat and throw things at the computer, then and only then can I get anywhere near the thing to see what is going on. I do have a Mr Heid free weekend coming up so I shall be around a bit more - oh and then I am working on a lappy and a wired network so we can both get bad beats together - how romantic!

Now these bloody underwires bra's - the thing is they are essentially an RSJ for the breastage area, and because you have to shell out disgusting amounts of money if you want a half decent bra sometimes you go for a cheaper alternative. These then have a weakened RSJ which snaps/comes through the stictching of the bra, and either way it makes one tit agree to follow the laws of gravity, while the other one is still happily pretending it is 14 years old and is floating around.

Because I am blessed with ample breastage, I end up looking (and walking) like I have one perfeftly formed booby, and one that is somewhat reminiscent of the humpback on Notre Dame, but round the front - the Hump Front Of Notre dame if you will.

You can tell when this happens, because a woman will look at her chestage give a scream - shout "FFS my wires gone" and run screaming to the loo with her arms over her boobs so said breasts don't knock her out.

I suppose it would be like a gonad falling out of a jock strap while wearing lycra shorts.

Heid
xx

Oh My good God


Absolutely fantastic stuff. PMSL!

Please tell us though, are you Polish?

Mr End....


Argh! Do you know how many copies of that effing book I had every bloody year for my birthday?

Who the fuck cares that grandfather broke his leg in the mountains?

I don't have any issues, as you can see :)

Heid
xx

Yes, I am Mrs Sheen :)

Heid
xx

What f ing book???

"Heidi"

<spit>

Bovril - and the idiot that came up with it.

Thongs - nothing worse than seeing someones cheese wire when they bend over.

Men who talk to your cleavage.

Pickled onion monster munch have to stay, put walkers ready salted in, they serve no purpose to crisps.

Ang x x

Aren't you just tempted to yank cheese wire when you see it?

I am, but then I have problems with signs that tell me I shouldn't push the red button under any circumstances.

Heid
xx

Even worse than thongs, thongs with diamante or cubic zirconia jewellry in.

why????

Mmmmmm, thongs. Sorry, did I type that out loud?

The World Wrestling Federation

chill out? well yes I guess but I'm not an aggressive person (never had a road rage face off) they just get on my tits, it's a room 101 post right?

No points and only 1 50/50 in 10 years! (he was in the left lane going right, I was in the right lane going left. The inevitable happened)

Sorry about your loss. I am a SAFE driver, very observant (never miss a speed camera ;) ) and would never overtake when it's not safe to do so. SLOW drivers are the problem. I'm very much with Jeremy Clackson on this one.

I think I'm misunderstood!

But Ang they are so hypnotic and we cant help it, its in our genetic makeup honestly. ;)

Lasses who put them on display, especially at a poker table, to disract menfolk and then complain when they have the desired effect.

I never complain about em looking, it's when the dribble hits the table I find it annoying :)

I wasn;t going to say that robert but I agree. If you don't want us to look at them you could always try covering them up a little bit  :o If I turned up to the next tournament with no trousers you would look even though a)you are not vaguely interested and b) there isn't much to see  :(

Yes! So so true, especially at Luton.

Ah yes, extremely true. Experienced players (names withheld) who come en masse because of the prize pool available with 100 runners and proceed to bully. God help the rookie if he gets two of them on the same table as him


I hate that night, won't go near the place

yeah went last night was a joke with the moaning going on. lasted til final 3 tables but left a bad taste in my mouth. name the best night at luton then?

Friday freezeout if you can afford it

If you can't Thursday, £20 rebuy....

river card - room 101, why cant they just have a turn card in poker? would make life much easier :)

I have never 'got em out' to distract anyone from playing, there is normally enough t1ts at the table, without me adding to it..... :D

Ang xx

On cheesey the friday freezeout shows rebuys? except the last in the month.

I'll try thursdays i think.

they have upped rookie night chips from 700 to 1000. it slowed the pace a bit, people seemed to be less keen to go all in with 10 4 off

I have never seen you other than "properly dressed".... but think about the "milkmaid" at NECC!

No, look closer. Only 1 Friday a month is a £100 rebuy

This one really pisses me off for some reason, Bundle's avitar god knows why, perhaps it's some Freudian thing

Oh yes the Milkmaid.........you dont get many of those to the pound as my nan used to say.

Ariston if I saw you without your trousers I would ermmm...............Laugh  ;D

Ang x x

No doubt ang but you would still look before laughing though.

Yes but my point is I wouldn't spend an evening talking to it............ :)

Ang xx

It talks more sense than the rest of him

well it IS where his brain is kept ;)

I don't think there is anything in this world that Ariston hasn't spent the evening talking to

Looks a bit like a microphone- you could try talking directly to it  ;D Difference is all men are mesmorised by breasts, if you flash em we will talk to them.

I'm a leg man myself

I like eyes and smiles

and clean hair, worn up

and glasses

Could never make my mind up if I am a left leg or right leg man... possibly somewhere inbetween.

Again?  ;D ;D How do you do it Robert????!!!!

Dont answer that pervy question

Oh dear  >:(

What? Them lot up there keep reading into things and making up there own jokes.  ::)

Putting something down for a moment, and then being totally unable to find it

Whats worse, after 20 minutes of looking everywhere, Mrs Red strolls in and finds it right away  >:(

or being asked "where did you last see it", if I knew that I would find the damn thing.

That's prob cos you men stand in the middle of the room looking at eye height and don't bother to actually move things around whilst looking!!!


Another For ROOM 101:


People that spell my name Tracey, when it is TRACY!!!!!


Oh yeah and I agree Pickled Onion Monster Munch stay!

Lasses who don't give us blokes a chance. If we lower our eyes we get in trouble, if we look to the skies we are being rude, and now we get in trouble if we go for the happy medium.

Not having that female only ability to examine the crotch of the opposite sex using only my peripheral vision

Don't be silly Robert.   

 ::)

... and then being patronised  ;D

womanisms should go into room 101.
 eg "whats the matter"
      "nothing" = everything
also why do women tell each other everything, blokes dont!

my boss sitting at the desk next to me when I want to use the forum all day.

mmmmmmmmmmm   pet hates for room 101
          jamie olivers big fat tongue
          frank "cuckoo" bruno
          manchester united
          people who hit the case ace on the river
          john barnes presenting channel 5 football
         ignorant people who have no manners- it costs nothing to say please or thank you
         manchester united
         withheld phone numbers
         texts from my daughter asking me to ring her back
         spiders
         bats (flying not cricket)
         manchester united
         eyes
         needles
         people who look at my tattoos and ask the predictable question - does it hurt!
        and if i forgot to mention it    manchester united

spam

stretches of motorway coned off with nobody working
when a lane is coned off, people going down it and cutting in at the last minute
women golfers
people pressing the button at crossings then crossing before it changes
running out of bread
hangovers
muppets who ask if you want a call, then outdrawing ya!! (sattelite at walsall 1/2 hour ago)
having to take my rubbish bags out to the road when i pay council tax!!
Jo Brand
celebrity chefs

Any night its shut?

People who illustrate their bad beats using little playing card icons

lol    nice one ....

If I can add:

Bernard Manning (I will not be responsible for my actions if I ever meet this man)

People who are famous for F all i.e. Jordan, Jodie Marsh, anyone from Big Brother.

The number of reality shows. There’s one or two I enjoy but the 3608 others can get tae!

The licence fee keeping Dale Winton in a job.

The fact a lot of people find Jordan and Jodie Marsh attractive (The words arse and dog’s spring to mind)

Why do adverts have to be so loud. I’m not going to buy the product just cause you’re shouting at me.

The changing of product names because they’re different in Europe. Cif, Cif, what the hell is that?

The over interest in ‘celebrities’. I don’t give a F if Jordan and whatshisface got married, woop de doo!

Whoever decides the importance of news and therefore the order it is on. (There was a hurricane in Birmingham today, one person fell down. In other news, three people died in Iraq today.) One is MORE IMPORTANT than the other!

it JIF you use it for cleaning pans rather good at the job so the ladies tell me



OMG i missed that did the guy get up alright i hope he aint hurt

Cleaning you say, never heard of it.

I think the man from Birmingham just fell over cause he gave up the will to live, due to living in Birmingham.

he is 80 something

people who put the boss in room 101 then deny it

you can turn that off in your profile

i love spam fritters

A couple of new ones from the journey to work today.

Courtesy of some silly bint in a micra -
People who stop at EVERY roundabout when there is NOTHING coming. The road markings clearly indicate to GIVE WAY not STOP AND GIVE WAY.

It was foggy this morning so a new room 101 is people who DONT use fog lights when its bloody foggy and seriously dangerous not to use them.

This icon -  O0 I mean wtf would you use that for?

You just hit my major grievance on the head yt, Nissan Micras and their drivers.  I consider Micra drivers far worse than Volvo drivers ever were.

I condem Micras and their drivers to room 101.

Also for room 101 is this hand -  2c 7h

yt, you've got to give up on the Jeremy Clarkson stuff really


I'm sure there's a forum for disappointed and frustrated drivers somewhere

No can do. It's a room 101 post and that what I want in it!

Tractors on the road......in the rush hour! Why? They get up at the crack of dawn, drive it then!

Red diesel. Not fair.

The insidious withholding of commercially available 100% bio fuel. (veg oil 97% non-ethanol based white spirt 3%) even with the 27p a litre tax it would still be less than half the price of normal diesel.

Flat caps on car drivers silvery hair. You just know your stuck behind them for the next 10 miles.

Davina McCall - pointless

Gary Rhodes poncy food on plate arranging 'skills'

TV licence fee.

Mobile phones that do everything. I just want to make calls on a phone the size of a credit card that fits in my wallet. No texting, no wap, no bluetooth, no photos, no video no anything just a phone.

I think it'd be best all round if you got the train from now on YT

or perhaps provide us with your itinerary and intended route for us to avoid.

Thanks.

xx

LOL
Harlow to Cheshunt A414 A10
Cheshunt to Clare A10, A120, M11, A11, er road to haverhill, A1017
and any combination of the 3 locations really. 500 odd miles a week.
I also go to stortford quite a bit.


Room 101 - people with bluetooth headsets. it's not star trek out there.

can you describe your car in a bit more detail too, so if one of us has an angry man tailgating and flashing, they know it's a fellow Blondite and to let you pass.

Adam - did u get my message. I'm not on msn at the mo cos I'm at work.

was it you crashing in the Tesco car park that caused the Cheshunt tunnel collapse?

T.Leahy asked me to find out

In general if someone is doing this to you then you are almost certainly in the wrong and should pull over and let the nice man past. Why do you care if he wants to go faster than you? Is it a macho thing?  ;)

Black 3 door Freelander hardback. 

Do you mean the Gerrards Cross tunnel collapse? No where near it!
Terry works in my building and is a very nice man. Mind you I have only said hello on the stairs!

because when he crashes into the oncoming nutter doing the same there's going to be an almighty hold up and I might miss registration

yes but with any luck they are driving a micra and my freelander will go right over the top of 'em  ;D

I too vote for Nissan Micras and their drivers to go in room 101 - they drive me nuts!


Also for Room 101, the muppet that got carried away adding the whole damn suit of cards to the avatars.

er, describing the boss's wife as a muppet Trace.....????


 kd   red card!!!

Ooops!  Oh well......

I like them


but if you can give me context where i would use  O0 or  /:-|, then please let me know!!

Room 101 - Liver spots. I'm only 29 and already have a liver spot on my hand. wtf is that all about?

Perhaps stopping eating liver will help?  :D budum bish

Stress related, comes from gripping steering wheel too tightly.

Liver spots= stressed out. perhaps stop driving?

The brief beats me to it by 23 seconds.....

The  O0 was racially insulted by the  /:-|

are liver spots really stress related? oh poo!!!

looks like i'm in trouble, living in Birmingham and driving a volvo >:(

Atleast you can now say that you are a better driver than a micra driver  ;D That old volvo driver stigma has officially been replaced by Micra drivers IMO.

Room 101 - Lost. I'm sorry but after the initial excitement it's gone really crap. The flashback is the last resort of the poor story teller and this program relies on it. Something good better happen soon or im giving up.

Best tv show right now is House. How Hugh missed out on the Grammy I'll never know.

my last volvo was a 850 T5, 2.3 litre turbo producing 227BHP and 0-60 in under 7 seconds.
THAT changed people's opinions of volvo's, especially when i p***ed past you at traffic lights ;D

I really liked the epsiode about the junkie.

They seem to have skipped some of the eerie stuff that was happening earlier.

What happened to the kaffufle with the monster/beast in the woods?


I've only watched up to 'White Rabbit' episode, so no spoilers pls.

Stick with Lost guys - really it is worth it.

Volvo T5 Drivers who hog the BMW lane on a Motorway thinking they have a fast car.

Regards

M

Sorry I forgot and Micra Drivers
 

lol
BMW's - horrible plastic interior, driven by plastic gangsters!!

Sorry your right, when I retire i'll consider a Volvo too.


Regards

M

Long thread this and I have been off line for a long time ...Has anyone mentioned those stupid little stickers on Apples ....JESUS that annoys the turds out of me ...
                              K9

You're supposed to take them off before eating them!!!  lmao    :D

all those scummy car salesmen I just saw on Rogue Traders.

Agree. Never really got this one - like a cross between Lord of the Flies and a Colgate advert. The Sopranos and Deadwood pee all over it, IMHO

Wednesday's episode of lost on terrestrial.

A girl gettin a bit of asthma was all that happened in the whole episode.

I'm sticking my bathroom light into Room 101.

It's really starting to get on my pecks!  >:(


I have one of those lights where you have to pull on a cord to activate it. Yesterday, however, it came out of the ceiling when I gave it a firm yank. Oops. And yes, I screamed like a girl when the light went out and bits of wood and dust fell on top of me. I thought I was gonna be a victim of the boogeyman!  :o :o

I had to clean the crap off the floor and try to rearrange a base that was now hanging 2 feet from the ceiling. I'm not sure that long black cable should be visible.  ???

Anyhow, if that wasn't bad enough, I now have to clamber onto a chair and hold in the base every time I want to turn on the light on. Showering in the dark is really really scary!  :o Although it'd probably be for the best.:-[

On top of that, I keep forgetting it's gone kaput. Everytime I go in, I forget to put my thinking cap on, and yes, I give it a firm yank, scream when the ceiling attacks me again, and sigh as I am forced to grab the chair. I must have gone through this procedure about 10 times. Yet I'm just not cottoning on. This evening, I went in chanting to myself: 'Don't pull the cord... Don't pull the cord... Don't pull the cord.' Bingo. It worked. I held the base and gently tugged the light on. No screaming necessary. I took a pee, washed my hands, and... yes... I gave it a firm tug on my way out. Cue wood, sawdust, chair - yet again - Bah! Will I ever learn?!

 >:(

So, my bloomin dodgy bathroom light is going into Room 101, and I hope it stays there...

Hilarious snoopy, RED-DOG grade funnies.  ;D

Note the reward, no doggy chocs but I spell your name correctly

heavens to bettsy. Just done it again.

I'm just gonna keep the bloomin thing on.  >:(



By the way, it's been spitting here but I wasn't around to report it.  :(

Spoonster, that was fandabitastic!

Is tightend walking a financial tightrope?

Cripes.

I left it on.

Just went to the loo tho and tried to turn it off on the way out. Bah!

Memory of a goldfish.

 :'(

do you know something I don't?

where did this post come from?

without question the funiest thread of all time... thank you one and all....don't pull the cord.... dont pulll the cord... x x

On behalf of Sark79...

Footballer's Wives

Good choice, Snoopy.

alarm clocks that suddenly stop working

traffic lights that take longer to change when it's freezing cold

retail sales clerks who shove store cards and insurance deals down your throat

people who grind to a halt in doorways

supermarket trollies with wonkey wheels

burst tyres


-- sry, it's been one of those days --

I'm sat here pmsl @ Snoopy and his light...

Bless..

Screaming like a girlie..  lol

I work in a conference centre - we have an office on the edge of their show space. The Country Living Spring Fair is on at the moment.

Cue lots of Middle England's finest wandering around trying to choose which pot pourri they want to dangle from the light cord in their bog.

So in no particular order:

Polka dot painted brooms.
WTF? You are clearing up ribbish with it.. does it need to be cute? No it needs to be out of sight, in a cupboard and brought out when you need to clear up a mess.

I saw one woman walk out with a blue painted stool. It costs 14 quid to get into this thing, and it's in the middle of London - I am betting you are going to be looking a right pillock sitting on the train /bus/coach with a poxy stupid stool. Order online for god's sake. Or buy a cheap stool from your home town and pain it skanky shaker blue.

I can't walk in a straight line without stopping for no good reason at the drop of a hat. Yes the perennial favourite. Mouth agape, dribbling slightly at the prospect of a metal teddybear to grow your next topiary project on, why do you decide (along with your 4 friends) to stop like a bunny caught in headlights in apparent religious rapture at said metal ooojimiwhatsit. I am walking behind you, you berk - it's a thoroughfare.

Are you supposed to be here? Every conference they have at this place, the peoplewho come to it, even as guests or exhibitors, tend to look at anyone who works there like they are invading their space. HELLO! I'll be here next week when you are long gone matey boy!

Cushions for 32 quid!?! Not even nice ones.

The whole building smells like a Laura Ashley wet dream - if I see one more "peasant mix" pot pourri....

They have a free wine tasting upstairs tomorrow - we are going to flash mob it and get pissed. That'll learn em.

Stop laughing and join the grumpy brigade with some moans of your own.  8)

this man is a visionary.

Get him a religion startup pack immediately.

(Can I be a monk ?)

umm why ?

There's a white rabbit ? MAN! You're ruining it !

 8)

Cause it held so much promise when they were building it, and yet in the end (and certainly in the casino itself) it's cheap and tacky and nasty, and feels like you are in a large warehouse rather than a nice Vegas casino.

ok- so I got here late - can I just add :

The UK weather
Diesel spills
Travel Agents (you need to change the name on the ticket ? That'll be 50 quid, each way, plus service charge - and we don't print the tickets so just turn up and give them your booking ref)
The AA (Call center, the engineers are pretty decent)

oh yeah - and people sitting down with $40 in a 1/2NL game..

Fair enough - I thought it's good value for a room and in a good location though. Even the buffet's ok. The cardroom's a little noisy and I didn't like their tourney much. I don't really do other gambooling in Vegas (or anywhere).

The Buffet is very good there, almost up there with the B's :)

Perhaps it will improve when Planet Hollywood get their stuff sorted.

The card room is so noisy cause the casino is just like a big warehouse.

I haven't played in the card room, but I hear the tourneys there are a bit of a crapshoot - not as much as say the Luxor's, but still a bit of a fling and see race.

Bottom line is.. why be there, when you can saunter over to the B and see how it all should be done :) 

Can't/daren't - If i start I won't flipping stop!!!

Haven't had time to read the whole thread, but my first two picks would be NTL and Party Poker.

NTL must be the most utterly useless company I've ever had dealings with. In fact I'm getting wound up just thinking about them now!

It's late, I'm shattered, I need to go to bed, I just have to jot down a couple of notes, I need a biro, I can't find one, I eventually unearth one, but it's one of those ones that half works, it works when I scribble on the side, but not when I try to write with it. GRR!

So, I am putting 'pens that half work' into Room 101.

Goodnight.  ;sleep;

Staff


Green


Absence


 ;D ;bat; ;grr; ;hide; ;hide;

Un Quality hotels


the M6


Birmingham


Rebuys


Big pairs in rebuy comps








oops, its started me off again.....

All the Hype surrounding things that are not really that important. i.e. Casino Royal, X factor, Tom Cruse wedding, Celebrities in the jungle etc.

Bulletins about these "events" on every news programme for days on end. AARRGGGHHHH!!!!!

blind structures with no 150/300 level

 :redcard:

I thought you were in Walsall anyway ???

London transport-                 
people that don't wash and use public transport....

The corner shop where i live!!! still shipping out the out of date gear!!

My pal bought four beers from there on sunday that had a special promotion on them, the closing date for entries was january..................................................................................................................... 2005!!!!!!  plus there was no date to be found on them!

 

How did they taste? :)

When you're trying to get into a tournament last minute and the 'software upgrade' message appears and ruins it all. Argh!

They're always the one's you woulda won too. :(

clocks that tick too loudly

the record label that terminated Russ Abbot's contract

Heat Magazine

the Unlawful Gambling Enforcement Act

Getting the Q in scrabble when all the U's are gone

Bacon from service stations that has been kept warm on a hotplate too long and turned into a wierd and foul pork jerky.

Calling a big bet with the bare nut low and seconds later realising you're playing omaha hi.

Toe Stubbing.

Open overhead cupboard doors whose corners my head is magnetically attracted to.

The pint you've just supped from before realising that it is 20 degrees too warm and is actually the skaggy remains of the pint of someone who left several hours ago.

Biros that quietly leak (loudly leaking biros - now there's an invention).

That disgusting Lynx advert where "sweat" is gushing from the guys armpits.

Seeing it spraying over his mate's sarnie while he is eating makes me want to chuck!

Oh I so agree!

That KFC advert where they sing with their mouths full.

Little Cook from Big Cook, Little Cook

Come back Scrappy Doo, all is forgiven.

Holy poop - a miracle!

Red and I agree on something!  lol

MMMMMWWWWWAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH   


(We really need a sloppy kiss smiley!)

Presentations at the end of major poker events

people who arrive and press the traffic light button when you're already there

people who think they are cool because they cross the road slowly when cars are closing in

the night bus on a Friday and Saturday night

having to use the passenger door to get into my car

the queue and customer service at the post office

rogue trader electricians

the dribble of urine that runs down your leg if you don't shake thoroughly

emails that bounce back for no apparent reason

cold showers

people who dont eat with their mouths closed

people who make eating noises i.e slurping and chomping

people who mash all their food up on their plate and just shovel it all in

people who eat stuff while going round a buffet or salad bar

bad drivers

pedestrians

young kids who have grown up all their life in england but still have some sort of ghetto accent

visible tatoos on ppl's faces

dance music

people who you never got on with from school trying to make conversation with you

moist toilet door knobs

people who want to be "individual" but then they follow the "individual" trend making the a group of "individuals" therefore they are not really "individiual" anymore!!!!!!!!

as opposed to the non visible tattoos on peoples faces?

Children in pubs

Children in supermarkets

Bloodsucking Leeches 'R' Us Injury Lawyer Commercials

Picture This Loans Commercials  "Josh, Dad's found yer scootah"

Any Advert by the Halifax

"Breaking News" 24hrs a day

Sami Chakrabati

Sami's 'tache

People who say "Basically" far too often

"Unbelievable" goals in football

Citroen Saxo's with oversized exhausts and spoilers

the northen bird in that advert would definently get some!

That Mcdonalds advert calling fish fingers, carrot sticks and water a "happy" meal.

Chicken nuggets, chips and a coke is a f***ing happy meal.
Fish fingers, carrot sticks and water is not happy, in fact it's barely even a meal.

Who takes their kid to Maccy D's and denies them a cheeseburger, that's just cruel.

Getting a Red Hot Chilli Pepper in the eye.  It is painful, it makes your eye run, water doesn't fix the problem, it is very hot, it is no fun. 

If I ever become a World leader I will ban the handling of Red Hot Chilli Peppers without gloves.  They are a fine vegetable with a lot of potential, however without correct care and attention it is possible to get a bad case of 'burny eye syndrome' which can result in people mistakenly thinking you have been crying .

Given the chance, I would handle chili pepper without gloves, or any other item of clothing for that matter.

I promise I would use lots of care and attention, however I would probably get a bad case of 'huge stupid grin syndrome' which could result in people mistakenly thinking I had been at the funny fags.

Spend 3 hours cooking the Sunday dinner only to be 'full' by the time it's served, thanks to the random taste tests required during preparation.

Mopping floors on a rainy day just before kids arrive home from school.  Why bother?!

Mechanics who claim to be 'doing you a deal'.  They're 'doing' you alright...bend over.

Pubs that serve bad pints and take offence if you quietly mention it.  Sorry, but my internals are more important than your 'feelings'...and they were pretty damn offended last Sunday morning.

 

That huge red banner at the bottom of the screen on TV news programmes. It tells you nothing useful and obscures half the picture.

LOL

Cheers Dawn, I will now be smelling coffee for the next few hours!

lol 

Warm Beer
Badly filled Guinness
Alcohol Free Lager
Silly names for beers (Bittersweet Betty etc)
People who take the perfect product and trying to change it (USA -- Green Guinness FFS)
Little tiddly bottles in the Hotel Room mini bar
Flat Beer
Stupid shaped Beer Glasses
Citrus flavouring in beer
Limes in the spout
'trendy' wine bars
Loud music in bars (go to a disco FFS)
Psudeo 'Irish' bars in silly places run by silly people (Nine fine Irishmen in Vegas was an exception)

whats wrong with bittersweet betty one of the best beers i have tasted

If you like beer that tastes like burnt bacon -- then good luck to you ......

Bump.

Lol @ Tighty's contributions. I think he's probably even worse now.

I miss a lot of the legends that posted in here, that are no longer regulars on the forum.

Me too.