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Title: 5 a side football for the sat morning
Post by: Colchester Kev on March 09, 2007, 03:55:00 AM
Turny (InTheBelly) has organised this for the past bashes, I hope he will take it on again.

The jocks have never been at the races in the footy, and now we might even get a Taff team together as well .... EASY !!!


So over to Turny to get this up and running if he is willing :)


Title: Re: 5 a side football for the sat morning
Post by: KingPoker on March 09, 2007, 03:58:26 AM
Surely we have enough players for a Welsh team!!!!!



Title: Re: 5 a side football for the sat morning
Post by: Horneris on March 09, 2007, 04:07:55 AM
Im sure we could drum up a Yorkshire Coalminers side.


Title: Re: 5 a side football for the sat morning
Post by: Colchester Kev on March 09, 2007, 04:16:22 AM
Im sure we could drum up a Yorkshire Coalminers side.

You already have one ... Leeds !!!


Title: Re: 5 a side football for the sat morning
Post by: KingPoker on March 09, 2007, 04:17:47 AM
Im sure we could drum up a Yorkshire Coalminers side.

You already have one ... Leeds !!!

wayhay, badda bom tiss!!!!


Title: Re: 5 a side football for the sat morning
Post by: ChipRich on March 09, 2007, 04:22:29 AM
Me and u for the Yorkshire team Horneris, anyone else...?


Title: Re: 5 a side football for the sat morning
Post by: Wardonkey on March 09, 2007, 05:07:42 AM
Me and u for the Yorkshire team Horneris, anyone else...?

Aye lad.


Title: Re: 5 a side football for the sat morning
Post by: LeKnave on March 09, 2007, 05:16:56 AM
Me and u for the Yorkshire team Horneris, anyone else...?

Aye lad.

Im in baby.

Thats 4...Arnt the yorkshire team so punctual...


Title: Re: 5 a side football for the sat morning
Post by: KingPoker on March 09, 2007, 05:21:08 AM
Me and u for the Yorkshire team Horneris, anyone else...?

Aye lad.

Im out and proud   baby.

Thats 4...Arnt the yorkshire team so homosexual...


FYP


Title: Re: 5 a side football for the sat morning
Post by: LeKnave on March 09, 2007, 05:27:18 AM
Me and u for the Yorkshire team Horneris, anyone else...?

Aye lad.

Im out and proud   baby.

Thats 4...Arnt the yorkshire team so homosexual...


FYP

PMSL, i cant even think of how to begin to respond...

throwing the sheep comments in here doesn't even cut it.

so sick.

EDIT: what was i thinking...the yorkshire cant be outwitted by the welsh:

'KP cleverly disguises himself in a green cloak to comaflage himself from the farmers prying eyes'



Title: Re: 5 a side football for the sat morning
Post by: UpTheMariners on March 09, 2007, 05:35:18 AM
 :pop:


Title: Re: 5 a side football for the sat morning
Post by: Acidmouse on March 09, 2007, 08:58:38 AM
Tis my birthday weekend! lets hope i can go down and kick of few southern softies!


Title: Re: 5 a side football for the sat morning
Post by: Ironside on March 09, 2007, 09:14:56 AM
at the last bash i agreed to be manager of the ladies team so all those ladies who want to get some free kicks atthe boys please let me know

i can remember all those that volunteered there services at bB3 but i will let you all come forward on your own before i press gang you


Title: Re: 5 a side football for the sat morning
Post by: kinboshi on March 09, 2007, 09:16:53 AM
Need another Tyke?



Title: Re: 5 a side football for the sat morning
Post by: Poppet7 on March 09, 2007, 09:24:23 AM
Girls team anyone? ;)


Title: Re: 5 a side football for the sat morning
Post by: Ironside on March 09, 2007, 09:26:37 AM
at the last bash i agreed to be manager of the ladies team so all those ladies who want to get some free kicks atthe boys please let me know

i can remember all those that volunteered there services at bB3 but i will let you all come forward on your own before i press gang you
Girls team anyone? ;)

ladies is posh for girls


Title: Re: 5 a side football for the sat morning
Post by: Poppet7 on March 09, 2007, 09:29:05 AM
by the way... I was joking at bb3... there's no way I'm doing it!


Title: Re: 5 a side football for the sat morning
Post by: charmaine on March 09, 2007, 09:37:47 AM
Ummmmm , i said yes but dont know how to play football  ;whistle;


Title: Re: 5 a side football for the sat morning
Post by: Ginger on March 09, 2007, 09:49:05 AM
Not a chance, I'm going to try to catch some sleep that morning!


Title: Re: 5 a side football for the sat morning
Post by: smithy69 on March 09, 2007, 10:05:25 AM
I will play for the girls

p.s are team showers still ok

I would love to play for the English men against the welsh sheep cuddlers, the Yorkshire whippet kissers and the Buck Fast laced Scots


Title: Re: 5 a side football for the sat morning
Post by: Acidmouse on March 09, 2007, 10:28:20 AM
average age of the Yorkshire team would be like half that of the bear monster southerners!


Title: Re: 5 a side football for the sat morning
Post by: smithy69 on March 09, 2007, 10:32:17 AM
If I am right, Tikay used to play semi-pro, I have played at the same level (until I got lazy and fat) - so thats 2 very good players.What have you boys got hey hey hey - lol - I thin kyou would spank us

In fairness to Tikay he is the only Blonde to ever to be considered to play in a world cup. This was 1930 mind you and the governing powers that be decided at the time he was too old!!!!!!!!!!


Title: Re: 5 a side football for the sat morning
Post by: Acidmouse on March 09, 2007, 10:52:38 AM
Well if I can get the other half to play for her adopted Yorkshire republic team she played for Arse/Leeds/charlton and USA.

I played for the University computer society when i was 4 stones lighter! surly that dwarfs anyone else's footy achievements.!


Title: Re: 5 a side football for the sat morning
Post by: kinboshi on March 09, 2007, 11:06:49 AM
Well if I can get the other half to play for her adopted Yorkshire republic team she played for Arse/Leeds/charlton and USA.

I played for the University computer society when i was 4 stones lighter! surly that dwarfs anyone else's footy achievements.!

I kicked Ray Clemence once in a game...in my cousin's back garden.


Title: Re: 5 a side football for the sat morning
Post by: Eck on March 09, 2007, 11:10:15 AM
I've played at Annfield


Title: Re: 5 a side football for the sat morning
Post by: Eck on March 09, 2007, 11:15:47 AM
There it is in all it's Glory

(http://www.caledonianfc.co.uk/groundsfornostalgia/annfield.jpg)

Oh you knew there were 2 Annfields did you?



Title: Re: 5 a side football for the sat morning
Post by: The_nun on March 09, 2007, 11:28:47 AM
Do not believe Tikay when he said he was semi pro, i have the evidence right here, he was the water boy see.


Title: Re: 5 a side football for the sat morning
Post by: turny on March 09, 2007, 11:31:50 AM
ok ok ok il do it kev

right dont want the farce that was bb3 footie where we were suppose to have 4 teams and only 2 and a thrown together team turned up.

i will organise the event it will be a 4 team event

england (i will manage and will be the reigning and 2 times champions team with one addition tikay)

team wales (was spoke about last time but never took off, but i think we have alot more sheep shaggers on the forum now so might work)

team scotland (never recovered from there 26-5 thrashing at bb2 to even bother turning up at bb3. come on you nancy jocks show some balls!!!)

restof world/northern monkey team  (not worried whose in this team looks like alot the yorkshire boys keen so lets do it)

need volunteers for captains for all the teams please (except england of course)

we can play at vauxhall sports ground, a lovely venue less than mile from the casino.


Title: Re: 5 a side football for the sat morning
Post by: kinboshi on March 09, 2007, 11:36:11 AM
YORKSHIRE FOR THE CUP!!!

(http://img.webring.com/r/w/whiteruse/logo)


Title: Re: 5 a side football for the sat morning
Post by: turny on March 09, 2007, 11:36:53 AM
Tis my birthday weekend! lets hope i can go down and kick of few southern softies!

many have tried but yet to succeed!


Title: Re: 5 a side football for the sat morning
Post by: turny on March 09, 2007, 12:12:53 PM
elblondie turned out for the jocks at bb3 but im sure he will prefer his native welsh team if invited


Title: Re: 5 a side football for the sat morning
Post by: Horneris on March 09, 2007, 01:38:53 PM


I just want to play to take out Kev and King Poker to be honest. + Rookie


Title: Re: 5 a side football for the sat morning
Post by: Ironside on March 09, 2007, 01:42:38 PM
its football the trip to the boyband concert is at bB5


Title: Re: 5 a side football for the sat morning
Post by: Colchester Kev on March 09, 2007, 02:37:31 PM


I just want to take out Kev

Awwwwwwwww bless, i know its difficult having a teenage crush, but you will get over it in time. Im really flattered, honestly I am..... But I am really sorry to have to tell you that I will have to refuse.

Keep positive and dont get too upset, time is a great healer and one day you will meet someone that will make you happy.

Take care xxx


Title: Re: 5 a side football for the sat morning
Post by: Acidmouse on March 09, 2007, 02:44:39 PM
He's a TV star, he cant risk his good looks and health to get the fuk kicked out of him playing footy vs some young whippersnappers.



Title: Re: 5 a side football for the sat morning
Post by: smithy69 on March 09, 2007, 02:47:25 PM
I will be Kev's enforcer, bit like the Ice Hockey teams. Mess with Kev, Mess with Smithy

He is a TV star, and his looks cannot be damaged.

I shall crush you whippet kissers!!!!!!!!!!


Title: Re: 5 a side football for the sat morning
Post by: KingPoker on March 09, 2007, 03:13:45 PM
I just want to play to take out Kev and King Poker to be honest. + Rookie

I doubt it, as i always say, there isnt enough rugby in football so i like to blend the two!



Title: Re: 5 a side football for the sat morning
Post by: turny on March 09, 2007, 07:32:13 PM


I just want to play to take out Kev and King Poker to be honest. + Rookie

kevs not playing hes back to f*cked, as for rookie you ll do well to get close to him lol


Title: Re: 5 a side football for the sat morning
Post by: tantrum on March 10, 2007, 10:35:42 PM
What time is the saturday morning?


Title: Re: 5 a side football for the sat morning
Post by: turny on March 11, 2007, 01:02:14 AM
not booked yet but must likely to be 11am start til 1pm depending we get four teams participate. that gives people plenty time to get cleaned up for the 4pm start at the casino


Title: Re: 5 a side football for the sat morning
Post by: tikay on March 11, 2007, 01:11:32 AM
not booked yet but must likely to be 11am start til 1pm depending we get four teams participate. that gives people plenty time to get cleaned up for the 4pm start at the casino

I need to be at the Grosvenor much earlier than 4pm, & the blondes need to be there 3pm latest really - seat draw & speeches & stuff. The Tourney starts at 4pm I think.


Title: Re: 5 a side football for the sat morning
Post by: turny on March 11, 2007, 01:27:05 AM
not booked yet but must likely to be 11am start til 1pm depending we get four teams participate. that gives people plenty time to get cleaned up for the 4pm start at the casino

I need to be at the Grosvenor much earlier than 4pm, & the blondes need to be there 3pm latest really - seat draw & speeches & stuff. The Tourney starts at 4pm I think.

grandad read my post properly!!! the footie ends at 1pm giving plenty of time for people to get to the casino for the 4pm start. so the footie ends at 1pm ! ;nana;


Title: Re: 5 a side football for the sat morning
Post by: action man on March 11, 2007, 03:25:12 AM
im in yorkshire team


Title: Re: 5 a side football for the sat morning
Post by: faireycakes on March 13, 2007, 07:15:02 AM
I want to play

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWIUp19bBoA

Im sure that will be common practice.


Title: Re: 5 a side football for the sat morning
Post by: AlexMartin on March 13, 2007, 03:56:18 PM
not booked yet but must likely to be 11am start til 1pm depending we get four teams participate. that gives people plenty time to get cleaned up for the 4pm start at the casino

I want to play but will most likely be coming out of a coma on Sat morning. Dammnit, not enough hours in the day.


Title: Re: 5 a side football for the sat morning
Post by: turny on March 13, 2007, 05:03:11 PM
not booked yet but must likely to be 11am start til 1pm depending we get four teams participate. that gives people plenty time to get cleaned up for the 4pm start at the casino

I want to play but will most likely be coming out of a coma on Sat morning. Dammnit, not enough hours in the day.
u lightweight.

we went 24 hours with no sleep before whoopiping the scots at bb2 lol


Title: Re: 5 a side football for the sat morning
Post by: Colchester Kev on March 13, 2007, 07:16:02 PM

not booked yet but must likely to be 11am start til 1pm depending we get four teams participate. that gives people plenty time to get cleaned up for the 4pm start at the casino

I want to play but will most likely be coming out of a coma on Sat morning. Dammnit, not enough hours in the day.
u lightweight.

we went 24 hours with no sleep before whoopiping the scots at bb2 lol



Whoo Piping !!!  did you batter their bagpipes as well ?


Title: Re: 5 a side football for the sat morning
Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on March 14, 2007, 01:37:57 AM
It's on like donkey kong...


Title: Re: 5 a side football for the sat morning
Post by: turny on March 14, 2007, 09:34:17 AM

not booked yet but must likely to be 11am start til 1pm depending we get four teams participate. that gives people plenty time to get cleaned up for the 4pm start at the casino

I want to play but will most likely be coming out of a coma on Sat morning. Dammnit, not enough hours in the day.
u lightweight.

we went 24 hours with no sleep before whoopiping the scots at bb2 lol



Whoo Piping !!!  did you batter their bagpipes as well ?

we battered everything scottish you shoulda seen what shieldsy done to their haggis!!!!!!!


Title: Re: 5 a side football for the sat morning
Post by: barnsleylad22 on March 15, 2007, 05:24:31 PM
Hi, i'm Londonpokergirl's boyfriend and we are travelling down on friday evening. I play football quite regularly for the last 15 years. I'm looking for a team to join and play for? If anyone is interested then let me know.


Title: Re: 5 a side football for the sat morning
Post by: scotty2hatty on March 15, 2007, 09:47:22 PM
hmm, u Scottish?


Title: Re: 5 a side football for the sat morning
Post by: 4KingNutz on March 16, 2007, 07:50:45 AM
where is the scottish team anyways havent seen a post yet im waiting to join it.


Title: Re: 5 a side football for the sat morning
Post by: Eck on March 16, 2007, 10:45:38 AM
As the only scot who turned up for the football at bb3 i didn't want to go through the ridicule from the itb crew again of a no show!!

If you get definites from enough then i will be in


Title: Re: 5 a side football for the sat morning
Post by: Royal Flush on March 16, 2007, 11:21:02 AM
As the only scot who turned up for the football at bb3 i didn't want to go through the ridicule from the itb crew again of a no show!!

If you get definites from enough then i will be in

You did get to join possibly the greatest 5 a side team in history though!

We scored the first goal of the comp, nuff said


Title: Re: 5 a side football for the sat morning
Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on March 16, 2007, 03:42:06 PM
As the only scot who turned up for the football at bb3 i didn't want to go through the ridicule from the itb crew again of a no show!!

If you get definites from enough then i will be in

You did get to join possibly the greatest 5 a side team in history though!

We scored the first goal of the comp, nuff said

Scots team so far...

Eck, 4kingnutz, barnsleylad, and FLUSHY!   Come on, only a few more needed.............


Title: Re: 5 a side football for the sat morning
Post by: Ironside on March 16, 2007, 03:43:18 PM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe

but only if i get to play


Title: Re: 5 a side football for the sat morning
Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on March 16, 2007, 03:47:49 PM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe

but only if i get to play

Checked with F.A this morning and its not possible mate. Your ban will not be lifted at all.


Title: Re: 5 a side football for the sat morning
Post by: Ironside on March 16, 2007, 03:49:53 PM
but surely you need to check with the sfa

any chance of taking this to the court of abertration


Title: Re: 5 a side football for the sat morning
Post by: dan on March 16, 2007, 03:58:05 PM
As the only scot who turned up for the football at bb3 i didn't want to go through the ridicule from the itb crew again of a no show!!

If you get definites from enough then i will be in

You did get to join possibly the greatest 5 a side team in history though!

We scored the first goal of the comp, nuff said

Scots team so far...

Eck, 4kingnutz, barnsleylad, and FLUSHY!   Come on, only a few more needed.............

Eck was down for the welsh team but i suppose its only fair that as he is scottish he should play for them

Flushy are you playing?? if so come and play for the welsh team. I would rather pretend to be welsh than scottish for a few hours


Title: Re: 5 a side football for the sat morning
Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on March 16, 2007, 03:59:57 PM
but surely you need to check with the sfa

any chance of taking this to the court of abertration

Not a chance, oh and the SFA... Well they dont have a say.


Title: Re: 5 a side football for the sat morning
Post by: Ironside on March 16, 2007, 04:00:35 PM
your all scared


Title: Re: 5 a side football for the sat morning
Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on March 16, 2007, 04:01:16 PM
As the only scot who turned up for the football at bb3 i didn't want to go through the ridicule from the itb crew again of a no show!!

If you get definites from enough then i will be in

You did get to join possibly the greatest 5 a side team in history though!

We scored the first goal of the comp, nuff said

Scots team so far...

Eck, 4kingnutz, barnsleylad, and FLUSHY!   Come on, only a few more needed.............

Eck was down for the welsh team but i suppose its only fair that as he is scottish he should play for them

Flushy are you playing?? if so come and play for the welsh team. I would rather pretend to be welsh than scottish for a few hours

I hope he is playing, that way i can knee him where it hurts AGAIN lmao


Title: Re: 5 a side football for the sat morning
Post by: dan on March 16, 2007, 04:26:12 PM
where hie toe?


Title: Re: 5 a side football for the sat morning
Post by: KingPoker on March 16, 2007, 04:58:38 PM
aw what!!!!! We are really struggling for numbers now then!  ;grr; ;grr;


Title: Re: 5 a side football for the sat morning
Post by: Royal Flush on March 16, 2007, 08:08:37 PM
no fucking chance


Title: Re: 5 a side football for the sat morning
Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on March 16, 2007, 08:11:26 PM
no fucking chance

come on you SLAG


Title: Re: 5 a side football for the sat morning
Post by: LeKnave on March 17, 2007, 10:11:32 AM

Hes obv heard the Yorkshire solids are coming down...


Title: Re: 5 a side football for the sat morning
Post by: Colchester Kev on March 17, 2007, 02:54:56 PM

Hes obv heard the Yorkshire solids are coming down...

You lot aint old enough to be on solids ..


Title: Re: 5 a side football for the sat morning
Post by: Graham C on March 17, 2007, 03:00:42 PM

We scored the first goal of the comp, nuff said

own goal?


Title: Re: 5 a side football for the sat morning
Post by: scotty2hatty on March 17, 2007, 04:25:04 PM
As the only scot who turned up for the football at bb3 i didn't want to go through the ridicule from the itb crew again of a no show!!

If you get definites from enough then i will be in

You did get to join possibly the greatest 5 a side team in history though!

We scored the first goal of the comp, nuff said

Scots team so far...

Eck, 4kingnutz, barnsleylad, and FLUSHY!   Come on, only a few more needed.............

I'll definately play