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Title: Your mental and physical health is important for playing poker Post by: nelly on March 28, 2008, 09:28:00 PM Please don’t fall into this ever so common trap…
A man we will refer to as Fred, sat there hurriedly committing groin tennis at his computer, preteen hentai monkey scat is where it’s at, he thought. A quick click back to his $200 freeroll using all in or fold strategy, a 50 cents cash was secured. Sucking on cheese strings, he pondered, is this where it’s really at? is this my zenith or nadir? Am I really happy? In the twilight of his youth, he had forgotten what happiness was, to truly experience joy in the moment. For his only friend to be a rather nasty fluffy gorilla, was not enough anymore. An intelligent being with complex human emotions should be out in the world taking risks. Despite the salubrious combination of semi-pro trampolining, and reading the articles of Barny bizzle, and Neil ‘Bad Bizzle’ Chizzle, Fred passed away painlessly in his sleep. Unfortunately his groin abuse had taken it’s toll. He did ask if I could pass on mad props to ‘The Dizzle’ for his poker ebooks, so there you have it… Keepin’ it rizzle, from a peep to some peeps x Title: Re: Your mental and physical health is important for playing poker Post by: celtic on March 28, 2008, 09:33:36 PM rotflmfao
Title: Re: Your mental and physical health is important for playing poker Post by: TightEnd on March 28, 2008, 09:34:23 PM One account only Bainn.
Thank you Title: Re: Your mental and physical health is important for playing poker Post by: ifm on March 28, 2008, 09:47:27 PM Title: Re: Your mental and physical health is important for playing poker Post by: celtic on March 28, 2008, 09:49:44 PM BAN HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Title: Re: Your mental and physical health is important for playing poker Post by: matt674 on March 28, 2008, 10:41:58 PM preteen hentai monkey scat is where it’s at, nuff said :) Title: Re: Your mental and physical health is important for playing poker Post by: Harmony26 on March 29, 2008, 01:42:27 AM One account only Bainn. Thank you I am highly disappointed in you Tighty, and the others. I can take a joke and have a laugh, but i don't find this at all amusing. It certainly is not Bainn under another account - why the h.... should you think it is. Title: Re: Your mental and physical health is important for playing poker Post by: Bainn on March 29, 2008, 02:04:50 AM One account only Bainn. Thank you You believe that to be funny Richard ? Maybe you are just venting some "Steam" after your discussion with Ariston, but vent somewhere else. I have never and will never make posts with any kind of reference to porn and set up "The Beard" account ages ago for a joke, I believe Ironside removed it anyway. I want an apology. Title: Re: Your mental and physical health is important for playing poker Post by: sharky_uk on March 29, 2008, 08:05:53 AM Chill out! It was a joke!
Title: Re: Your mental and physical health is important for playing poker Post by: byronkincaid on March 29, 2008, 08:53:44 AM monkey porn FTW!
YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y9ywURrBMQ Title: Re: Your mental and physical health is important for playing poker Post by: TightEnd on March 29, 2008, 09:19:27 AM Title: Re: Your mental and physical health is important for playing poker Post by: CrestOfaWave on March 29, 2008, 09:31:39 AM rotflmfao
Vote for best introductory post.... Title: Re: Your mental and physical health is important for playing poker Post by: ACE2M on March 29, 2008, 09:38:25 AM like it
Title: Re: Your mental and physical health is important for playing poker Post by: AndrewT on March 29, 2008, 09:42:55 AM I think this whole thread has levelled me.
Title: Re: Your mental and physical health is important for playing poker Post by: madasahatstand on March 29, 2008, 09:45:12 AM rotflmfao Vote for best introductory post.... like it Its crap and the guy who wrote it must be a tosser........... Title: Re: Your mental and physical health is important for playing poker Post by: Claw75 on March 29, 2008, 09:47:38 AM Its crap and the guy who wrote it must be a tosser........... rotflmfao Title: Re: Your mental and physical health is important for playing poker Post by: ifm on March 29, 2008, 09:51:43 AM rotflmfao Vote for best introductory post.... like it Its crap and the guy who wrote it must be a tosser........... Show me a bloke that isn't! Title: Re: Your mental and physical health is important for playing poker Post by: Graham C on March 29, 2008, 10:55:04 AM Title: Re: Your mental and physical health is important for playing poker Post by: madasahatstand on March 29, 2008, 11:03:29 AM rotflmfao Vote for best introductory post.... like it Its crap and the guy who wrote it must be a tosser........... Show me a bloke that isn't! eh the dali lama? Seriously though, you seem to judge all men by your own standard. The ifm manual of life and men. Some people are different you know but of course you will disagree as you can only see as far as your own, well i wont even say it :) lol Title: Re: Your mental and physical health is important for playing poker Post by: matt674 on March 29, 2008, 11:06:57 AM **** me - some people need to get a sense of humour and stop being so serious on every post of every thread.
LIGHTEN UP PEOPLE!!!! Title: Re: Your mental and physical health is important for playing poker Post by: madasahatstand on March 29, 2008, 11:09:19 AM some people ought to see that people are not being serious on every single post. its called dry humour.....
Title: Re: Your mental and physical health is important for playing poker Post by: AndrewT on March 29, 2008, 11:12:46 AM some people ought to see that people are not being serious on every single post. its called dry humour..... There's humour on this thread??? Title: Re: Your mental and physical health is important for playing poker Post by: madasahatstand on March 29, 2008, 11:13:36 AM yes but you obviously dont see it........along with some other people it appears
Title: Re: Your mental and physical health is important for playing poker Post by: matt674 on March 29, 2008, 11:15:34 AM its called dry humour..... Seriously though, looks like someone trying to have a pop at someone for trying to have a laugh to me.............. Title: Re: Your mental and physical health is important for playing poker Post by: madasahatstand on March 29, 2008, 11:16:44 AM its called dry humour..... Seriously though, looks like someone trying to have a pop at someone for trying to have a laugh to me.............. yes that was obvious from your previous post. are you on the wind up? Title: Re: Your mental and physical health is important for playing poker Post by: Royal Flush on March 29, 2008, 11:36:42 AM One account only Bainn. Thank you You believe that to be funny Richard ? Maybe you are just venting some "Steam" after your discussion with Ariston, but vent somewhere else. I have never and will never make posts with any kind of reference to porn and set up "The Beard" account ages ago for a joke, I believe Ironside removed it anyway. I want an apology. lol Title: Re: Your mental and physical health is important for playing poker Post by: Royal Flush on March 29, 2008, 11:36:55 AM One account only Bainn. Thank you I am highly disappointed in you Tighty, and the others. I can take a joke and have a laugh, but i don't find this at all amusing. It certainly is not Bainn under another account - why the h.... should you think it is. and loooooooool Title: Re: Your mental and physical health is important for playing poker Post by: KingPoker on March 29, 2008, 11:44:23 AM One account only Bainn. Thank you You believe that to be funny Richard ? Maybe you are just venting some "Steam" after your discussion with Ariston, but vent somewhere else. I have never and will never make posts with any kind of reference to porn and set up "The Beard" account ages ago for a joke, I believe Ironside removed it anyway. I want an apology. lol One account only Bainn. Thank you I am highly disappointed in you Tighty, and the others. I can take a joke and have a laugh, but i don't find this at all amusing. It certainly is not Bainn under another account - why the h.... should you think it is. and loooooooool Title: Re: Your mental and physical health is important for playing poker Post by: nirvana on March 29, 2008, 11:49:16 AM Even the dalai lama has prob moved it around a little bit - a sly brush here, holding it a tad too long after a p.
Standard Title: Re: Your mental and physical health is important for playing poker Post by: madasahatstand on March 29, 2008, 11:53:35 AM Even the dalai lama has prob moved it around a little bit - a sly brush here, holding it a tad too long after a p. Standard QFT Title: Re: Your mental and physical health is important for playing poker Post by: ariston on March 29, 2008, 11:56:13 AM who says its a man who wrote the original post? some women like porn as well you know- even monkey porn I'm sure
Title: Re: Your mental and physical health is important for playing poker Post by: nirvana on March 29, 2008, 11:57:49 AM Even the dalai lama has prob moved it around a little bit - a sly brush here, holding it a tad too long after a p. Standard QFT Why would you need to do that - just interested - XPQ Title: Re: Your mental and physical health is important for playing poker Post by: ariston on March 29, 2008, 11:58:09 AM also very poor to assume its baiin. I reckon it was harmony, claw or mad ;)
Title: Re: Your mental and physical health is important for playing poker Post by: madasahatstand on March 29, 2008, 12:09:48 PM Even the dalai lama has prob moved it around a little bit - a sly brush here, holding it a tad too long after a p. Standard QFT Why would you need to do that - just interested - XPQ do what? and i dont know what XPQ means? if youre asking why i quoted for truth its because ive researched buddhism and its true that some buddists see sexual experiences as a way to spiritual enlightenment. nothing more sinister in there than that... Title: Re: Your mental and physical health is important for playing poker Post by: madasahatstand on March 29, 2008, 12:10:49 PM also very poor to assume its baiin. I reckon it was harmony, claw or mad ;) yes well its not the first time you've accused claw or mad of things, is it ariston? Title: Re: Your mental and physical health is important for playing poker Post by: kinboshi on March 29, 2008, 12:14:55 PM I don't really give a toss about what he thinks, but according to the Dalai Lama, masturbation by buddhist monks is wrong.
Title: Re: Your mental and physical health is important for playing poker Post by: Graham C on March 29, 2008, 12:17:05 PM any comment from him on monkey porn?
Title: Re: Your mental and physical health is important for playing poker Post by: nirvana on March 29, 2008, 12:20:11 PM Thank you miss mad
Title: Re: Your mental and physical health is important for playing poker Post by: kinboshi on March 29, 2008, 12:22:23 PM any comment from him on monkey porn? When questioned he said: Quote That could be the rage It's not hard So let's all do the funky gibbon Ooo, ooo, ooo Title: Re: Your mental and physical health is important for playing poker Post by: madasahatstand on March 29, 2008, 12:24:31 PM any comment from him on monkey porn? as long as its done under consort or tantric practice i dont think he'd be that bothered ;) Title: Re: Your mental and physical health is important for playing poker Post by: Colchester Kev on March 29, 2008, 12:29:48 PM Thread has delivered no surprises.
Title: Re: Your mental and physical health is important for playing poker Post by: AndrewT on March 29, 2008, 12:34:07 PM I don't really give a toss about what he thinks, but according to the Dalai Lama, masturbation by buddhist monks is wrong. I'll have to get someone else to do it now. Title: Re: Your mental and physical health is important for playing poker Post by: kinboshi on March 29, 2008, 12:54:13 PM I don't really give a toss about what he thinks, but according to the Dalai Lama, masturbation by buddhist monks is wrong. I'll have to get someone else to do it now. Did she come of her own accord? Title: Re: Your mental and physical health is important for playing poker Post by: Royal Flush on March 29, 2008, 12:55:36 PM B+H's fave pet:
(http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/5654/highhorse2qo.jpg) Title: Re: Your mental and physical health is important for playing poker Post by: NoflopsHomer on March 29, 2008, 01:02:39 PM (http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/4622/ia3yp.jpg)
Title: Re: Your mental and physical health is important for playing poker Post by: ariston on March 29, 2008, 01:06:34 PM think this one sums it up. dont know which one is bhuddist though
Title: Re: Your mental and physical health is important for playing poker Post by: KingPoker on March 29, 2008, 01:08:23 PM LMAO!
Title: Re: Your mental and physical health is important for playing poker Post by: TightEnd on March 29, 2008, 01:39:25 PM also very poor to assume its baiin. I reckon it was harmony, claw or mad ;) for the record, I at no point whatsoever assumed Bainn had written the OP It was a joke, pure and simple. Obviously not a good one, or far too dry. Next time I will use Ironside's name in faintly ridiculous posts p.s from Russ' list, my money would have been on Claw. ;scarymoment; Title: Re: Your mental and physical health is important for playing poker Post by: matt674 on March 29, 2008, 01:40:51 PM p.s from Russ' list, my money would have been on Claw. ;scarymoment; for the monkey porn? Title: Re: Your mental and physical health is important for playing poker Post by: TightEnd on March 29, 2008, 01:42:55 PM p.s from Russ' list, my money would have been on Claw. ;scarymoment; for the monkey porn? precisely, she has a head start! Title: Re: Your mental and physical health is important for playing poker Post by: ariston on March 29, 2008, 01:43:19 PM I take back my comments about it being mad or claw or harony. It was a poor taste gag.
its obvious the OP cant have been written by a woman as it is quite funny so has to be penned by a man (lets be honest how many good comediennes are there out there?) Title: Re: Your mental and physical health is important for playing poker Post by: TightEnd on March 29, 2008, 01:44:16 PM its obvious the OP cant have been written by a woman as it is quite funny so has to be penned by a man (lets be honest how many good comediennes are there out there?) victoria wood? jennifer tilly playing JJ? Title: Re: Your mental and physical health is important for playing poker Post by: ariston on March 29, 2008, 01:53:47 PM its obvious the OP cant have been written by a woman as it is quite funny so has to be penned by a man (lets be honest how many good comediennes are there out there?) victoria wood? jennifer tilly playing JJ? was victoria wood really that funny? dawn french? pleeeeeaaasse. For every woman comedian cracking jokes about men and menstural cycles there are 50 way funnier men. Its a simple fact (and I am not being sexist to try and wind the women up here) that men have more of a sense of humour than women. Its very lucky because it means a funny ugly man can still get laid as women are attracted to that. How many guys on the forum have ever jumped into bed with a woman because she made him laugh? Im betting none. Title: Re: Your mental and physical health is important for playing poker Post by: TightEnd on March 29, 2008, 01:55:59 PM Russ, Russ, Russ....you old rapscallion
I'm off out now, thankfully! Title: Re: Your mental and physical health is important for playing poker Post by: ariston on March 29, 2008, 01:59:09 PM ;popcorn; ;scarymoment;
Title: Re: Your mental and physical health is important for playing poker Post by: Claw75 on March 29, 2008, 02:48:11 PM this thread is mental - is it a full moon?
Nah it wasn't me - I reckon it was Matt trying to introduce me to the world of monkey porn in an indirect way. Title: Re: Your mental and physical health is important for playing poker Post by: cia260895 on March 29, 2008, 02:58:01 PM rotflmfao Vote for best introductory post.... like it Its crap and the guy who wrote it must be a tosser........... Show me a bloke that isn't! 1 with no arms and errrr liars ;hide; Title: Re: Your mental and physical health is important for playing poker Post by: ifm on March 30, 2008, 11:32:33 AM rotflmfao Vote for best introductory post.... like it Its crap and the guy who wrote it must be a tosser........... Show me a bloke that isn't! eh the dali lama? Seriously though, you seem to judge all men by your own standard. The ifm manual of life and men. Some people are different you know but of course you will disagree as you can only see as far as your own, well i wont even say it :) lol I don't disagree, there are the odd freaky weirdo type blokes out there who i cannot judge by my own standard but nature will take care of them eventually.......... or the courts..........or the chinese state police............. Title: Re: Your mental and physical health is important for playing poker Post by: thetank on May 14, 2008, 01:16:10 AM So there I was...
(http://www.tiscali.co.uk/entertainment/images/helena_ape.jpg) Title: Re: Your mental and physical health is important for playing poker Post by: Suited_Jock on May 15, 2008, 04:24:59 PM err for some reason i read through this post and was levelled so many times...
w...t.....f? Title: Re: Your mental and physical health is important for playing poker Post by: Claw75 on May 15, 2008, 04:49:18 PM best of blonde please
Title: Re: Your mental and physical health is important for playing poker Post by: Mango99 on May 15, 2008, 07:54:59 PM lol @ the first post. Quality :)
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