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It's been so long since a GUKPT with all the EPT's, DTD's and Irish Openies in between but today we return to the fantastic fun-filled frolics that we find have become a firm fixture of the GUKPT.   Last year was the famous and frenetic final between the friendly pairing of Barry Neville and El Blondie himself Dave Colclough, the latter ultimately finding a few extra gears for a favourable victory. He made another final table tonight, that of the Omaha, alongside a fair few others in a small but fun event.

So folks, let us know if there's anyone you want following and we'll do all that is feasibly possible in hunting and finding them, whether they be friends or family.

Finally, play will start at 2pm and we'll be there fighting our way through the crowds for facts for you guys.

Farewell til then!!

(My 'f' key is now bust :()

Who else was on the final table  ;whistle;?

James Akenhead and Jeff Kimber 1 and 2

Lucky I was in Vegas imo

Watch out for Sunny in this one - he's gone deep in both side events he's played this week, locking up 3rd in the £300 on Tues. He's at the top of his game and some game it is too...

GL to all the blondeites playing today

woooohoooo GUKPT updates :)

So you're working by yourself for a few days, eh Flops?

think moorman is playing 2day, GL GL, and mr Alexmartin 2mor. 1 time?

Only point when i miss not being in the casino's anymore is when this tour comes around. If i could have worked 1 week a mnth i would have.

Mr bigalhx1 is also  ;flushy; today, good luck to him and all other blondites playing

I am playing tomorrow - Dewi is in tomm too.
gl blonde ones -

Rick 'the hair'Trigg also tomorrow

100% tommorow is the toughest day. gl all today-- see you all tomoz!

moomin and gregior play friday also

James Akenhead, Jeff Kimber, Stuart Nash, Andreas Hoivold and modesty prevents me from naming at least one other. ;)

wouldn't happen to be the PLO king of Blonde, would it?

Nope, Riverdave is in Slovenia.

the bandit?  :dontask:

Ok, I should rephrase. The only half decent player amongst the mods?

 :hello:

Hi mate, so you're there for the buffet erm the bar..erm...why are you there again? ;)

Could I ask that before each of these events you give us results from the lead in/side events?

Top effort team....keep it up

Not sure really, I just got on a train ... ended up in Manchester.

No ... Truth is, with Flopps being a bit camp, I am here to take some rather tasteful photos ;)

He's here to do what he's told!!!

good man because Floppy wouldn't know norkage if it erm..flashed him in the face.

No change from being at home then...  ;hide;

ah..he's your new butler?

Good shout.

Wish I could say we've never seen him soo gay..but we all know that that isn't true :)

on my way over in a bit but am not playing till tomorrow.

my pics for today and tomorrow as I'm probably not gonna be online (not until after level one tomorrow anyway :( )

thurs- womble, zach, Liv

friday- blackpool raiding party; morris mccarty, mick fletcher, me, jez and a lady from down south playing her first event in purple louge colours Michelle Orpe.

PAUL PARKER ONE TIME!!!!

Oh good shout. keep an eye on the nicest motor mouth in Poker, would ya guys?

What time kick off?

dont know whos playing which days but my pics to do well are

dave smith
sam trickett
aarun bernard
pete"runner runner"linton
rick trigg
nick slade
sunny
julian(obv)

good luck all

get your finger out kev!

2pm start!

GL all blondes playing.

starts at 2pm supposedly


Looking like 2.15-2.30pm

 ;smackedbottom;

Ok, players have just been called to the seats, whilst I was chatting to a very sleepy Jen, whose craptacular car finally gave up on her last night and left her fretting. Meanwhile, with the Norwegian Poker Championships starting next week at DTD, a few of the Scandies have turned up here today, including Henning Granstad and Andreas Hoivold. Certainly makes the field more interesting...

No chance of seeing a "non" dangerous flop then. GL to all

GL Mr Offless and all other blondes, might pop down tonight or tommorrow for a rail..

some blondes spotted


Chris Bruce & Rob Sherwood sitting next to each other on one table

Des Jonas, Dave Colclough, Womble  sharing a table.

BigAl and John "Reggie" Perrin are table neighbours ..

And get this for a starting Table for RichEO & Pocket Lady.

Pocket Lady
Jonathan Butters
Dave Smith
Sunny Chatta
RichEO
Dominic Kay
Ketul

GL to Steve Holden

Good Luck to all the blondes playing.

Looking forward to some top updating

Rumour has it that T6 are sending a few representatives just to keep Kev busy on the piccy taking front...........can you confirm this Kev?

you hope!!! ;D

LOL... RichEO in for a bit of a test..!!!

Good luck...

Will be down later Kev, see ya later mug..!!

not like you to want pics of young woman is it

Just seen a big hand for the early level, andy Bradshaw re raises a pre flop raise from 200 to 500, called in 2 spots by matey boy (no player list yet) and By John Law...

Flop

 Th Jh Kd

Bradshaw bets 500

Call

Call

Turn  Tc

Bradshaw leads out for 1000

CAll

Call

River comes  7h

Bradshaw bets 1500

Matey boy calls

John Law passes

ON THEIR BACKS

Bradshaw has  Ac Aspades

Matey boy tables  Ahrt Kh and scoops a healthy pot early doors.

Another nasty table waiting to kick into life ..

Willie Tann
Marc Goodwin
Simon Zac
Garinder (Gary) he of the DTD exploits.

I hear a cry of "All-in" and then more importantly, "Call!!"

I rush over, but the board reads Ad Ts 3s Qh Jh and both players show a king. Dull dull dull. Curse you flamboyant poker players for making me care!!!

Alan 'bigalhx1' Armitage was looking grumpy after an 8s 5s 4d 6s board was added by the Aspades river, and an unwelcome 1,600 bet into a 4,000 pot which he passed to.

James Akenhead, playing short-handed at the moment...

(http://blondepoker.com/gallery/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=16188&g2_serialNumber=1)

Last year's winner here, and seemingly index-finger-swallower, Dave Colclough with a reflective Womble.

(http://blondepoker.com/gallery/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=16191&g2_serialNumber=1)

George 'WellChief' McDonald and two guys who must be vying for least imaginative blonde name ever Chris "chrisbruce" Bruce and Rob "RobS" Sherwood

(http://blondepoker.com/gallery/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=16193&g2_serialNumber=1)

Tut................some people...................I was only after pics of Woody Deck in case he got into a barney asking to see cards at showdown.

and another table of interest

Absolute pokers new "Face" Liv Boeree is sharing a table with Reyaz Mulla, Paul Parker, Ian Frazer... Live took 4k off Mulla in the first hand of the day, Mulla folding to Liv's 3k river bet.

Courtesy of Blue Square:

The Result of the £200 NL Hold’em Freezeout is as follows

Place  - Player  - Prize  - GUKPT Ranking Points
1st  - Robert Bostock  - £9,400  - 30
2nd  - Ben Reynolds  - £5,290  - 22
3rd  - Tim Brawn  - £3,820  - 16
4th  - Billy Ngo  - £2,650  - 12
5th  - Stephen Holden  - £1,980  - 8
6th  - Andrew Wright  - £1,620  - 6
7th  - Maurice Nicholls  - £1,320  - 4
8th  - Kieron McPartland  - £1,030  - 3
9th  - Baz Kelly  - £740  - 2
10th  - Simon Tan  - £440 
11th  - Matthew Walsh  - £370 
12th  - Mike Williams  - £370 
13th  - Thomas Chandler  - £370



The result of the £300 Double Chance NL Hold’em Freezeout is as follows:

Place  - Player  - Prize  - GUKPT Ranking Points
1st  - Alan Mclean  - £10,170  - 45
2nd  - Mike Hill  - £5,720  - 33
3rd  - Sunny Chattha  - £4,130  - 24
4th  - William Berry  - £2,860  - 18
5th  - David Gardner  - £2,150  - 12
6th  - Nad Nad  - £1,750  - 9
7th  - James Browning  - £1,430  - 6
8th  - Hong Ji Liu  - £1,110  - 4.5
9th  - Ketul Nathwani  - £800  - 3
10th  - Chris Brammer  - £480 
11th  - Carl Brammer  - £400 
12th  - Suketu Patel  - £400 
13th  - Paul Gardener  - £400

Matey boy from the earlier  Ahrt Kh was Mike Williams, a Blackpool player.

Thank You Chili

looks like there will be a load more players tommorow.

Blondes RichEO is an early mover with 16500

Womble has done half his stack ... ran  Qd Qs into  Kd Kc on a 9 high board

Name of the day ... Martino Libertini if he aint a part time gigolo there is no justice !!

here is a genuine "I shit you not" moment ... on Table 9 seat 5 is a player called Jonny Bravo !!

(http://www.wallpaperspecial.com/wallpapers/cartoons/johnny/jb1.jpg)

Michael "Don't call me Beppe" Greco is OUT.

He was seen leaving the poker room saying, "So f**king sick..."

Intrigued, I followed the action back to his former table where I discovered he'd raised to 500 (blinds 25/50), 12/05 who we are told is John Morris called and then bet 1,500 into the 1,000 pot on a K-9-8 board. Greco flat-called, and then again for another 2,000 on the 6 turn. Finally his opponent set him in on the 7 river, Greco called with Aces only to discover a got-there-in-the-end Q-T.

Arguments have broken in the media room whether he played the hand right. Did he raise was too much preflop, and should he have perhaps pushed or even folded the turn instead?

Morris is now (major) with chips. Note his jealous neighbour also

(http://blondepoker.com/gallery/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=16195&g2_serialNumber=1)

Deers in headlights, Jen Mason and Steve Holden.

(http://blondepoker.com/gallery/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=16197&g2_serialNumber=1)

Gurinder Purewal, he of back-to-back dtd final table fame just lost most of his stack with Tens to Aarun Bernard's Aces on an Eight-high board.

Doesnt the name Martino Libertini just conjure up an image in your mind

(http://www.antoniocaputo.de/handsome1.jpg)

Send my luck to double P

One time i need the cash, lol

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Join now, start a thread and within 2 minutes you will get a reply from boldie... hurry this offer is limited !!

update on blondites please /:-|

they are all still in ....


NEXT.

chip counts all blondites please ;nanana;

ps, Kev in the well......... please

I would love to do "in the well" ... but alas I fear it may not be accepted by some ;)

Chip counts for all blondes ...

Half have a few less that they started with, and the other half dont ... NEXT!

I said I wanted you down a well, we might get proper updaters then!

I do what I can to help :)

you get what you pay for mate :D

Look out for the next DTD 3-2-1 weekend .... proper updates from there are expected. Rumour has it a new team are to be formed, and Richard & Judy are cakking themselves  !!

is it Flushy and MFI ?

lol at 500 pf and even bigger lol at the flat with QT. GUKPT = VALUE

(http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/3089/do1kxm7zdjkz8.jpg)

Oops, more details about that Michael Greco hand, apparently, the Q-T had made it 150 and Greco re-raised 500 more. I still think he should push the turn.

imo greco should just make it like 3500-4k on the flop

Chris Bruce pulls me aside and says, this is what we're up against, "Seat 1, (indicating George McDonald) raises to 300 with A-K, Seat 2 (Richard Simmons) flat-calls  with 9-9 and then Seat 3 (who I think is Rob Ellis) decides to flat-call with Aces). The blinds come along and the Nines bet the 8-5-3 flop and the Aces raise, take it down and show, but why wouldn't you want to make a bigger pot preflop?!?"

Best dressed man in poker Paul Parker

(http://blondepoker.com/gallery/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=16201&g2_serialNumber=1)

Des Jonas and Marty Smyth

(http://blondepoker.com/gallery/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=16203&g2_serialNumber=1p)

Joey Lovelady - A big fan of having his picture taken.

(http://blondepoker.com/gallery/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=16205&g2_serialNumber=1)

his guinness is upside down

Stuart Nash is out ... no details.

Womble has been unusually aggressive and back up to 9k

ok, time for norkage please, it's been 6 pages already.

I've seen that Jen is here today, who are the other Blondeites who are actually playing ?


:goodpost: ;iagree;

Truth be told ... Im struggling for material to work with.

you can read my mind

Dana would have got us norkage already..shame on you Kev!

Jen (DJinn)
RichEO
PocketLady
Paul Parker
Chris Bruce
Rob Sherwood (RobS)
John Perrinn (Reggie)
Alan Armitage (BigAl)
Steve Walmsley (Womble)
George McDonald (Wellchief)

and probably a few I have missed and a few more lurkers.

Updates on Sam Trickett plz

Lads ... trust me, if anyone will bring pics of educational and relaxation material its me, when i spot some.

Garinder Purewal has gone, left short after his earlier accident with the 10's he lost out to Michael Carke and he is a gonner!

What time does play start tomorrow as im getting the train up in the morning??

Well hurry up, run out into the street or something as I'm almost tempted to ask for pics of Floppy's giant moobage.

Simon Zac is also a casualty lost a big pot with KK against 77 which hit trips

then pushed a shortstack with  Ad 3d but was insta called as you do by his oppo with   Ac Ks and we are PLAYER DOWN.

2pm same as today

He just lead out for 525 in a big multiway pot pot on a 9c 4s 7d board, but Sex Pistols look-alike Alan Kenny moved all-in for another 2,025. Everyone folded back to Sam who huffed and puffed and through away his 9d. Kenny showed 4h 4d.

The Norwegians are suffering mixed fortunes, Askild Hansen just doubled up through Tuan Lee with 7s 7c on a Ts Qh 7d 2h 9h board versus Kh Kc, all-in on the flop. Peter Kvisthammer looks to be out while Petter Martinsen has lost a few with a bluff, he's wary of the 'Aggressive British Calling'.

Ketu Nathwani bets out 175 on a Qd 7s 2d flop, Dave Smith and Richeo call, Sunny Chattha raises to 875. Everyone folds.

Sunny shows 5s 3s.

10 minute break.

kev u mug, get to the bar and get me a shark attack*. I'll be there before you get it! ;slavedriver; 


* consists of 2 parts vodka
  1 part cocunut liquour (malibu will do)
  1 can redbull

Hi Kev - are they taking reserves/late entries for the freezout tonight I cant get down till after 8pm?
Thx Greg

Same for me too please Kev

Can you ask how many estimated seats are available for this tonight and how many currently registered?

Trig, when you have a tab at the bar, I will place an order, but I am not buying you girls cocktails ... do you have a dry sherry and a creme de month when you get home ?


Greg, if you know someone who could buy you in ... i would reccomend it ... pretty sure its gonna sell out.

Floppy is holding a few quid, PM me your real name and i will nick floppys wallet and buy you in.

Players are back after a short break, blinds are now 100/200 shuffle up and deal.

looks like there will be about 80 seats for tonights game ... and it IS expected to sell out.

Already page 7 and always no any norkage ;smackedbottom;

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

dear J pean us, updaters have to get all norkage shots spot on otherwise we get complaints ... flopps has commandeered the camera, so basically, until I get hold of it you have two hopes, and Bobs dead!

Tonight's £100 game will sell out, now seems like 6 or 7 tables will be set aside ... alternates will be allowed for the first hour.

blondeite RobS has gone in a proper cooler ...

i turned up at the table to see a flop of  Aspades 4c Qc

check

check

turn  6s

Rob bets 300

S Eeastwood calls

RIVER  6c

rob Checks, eastwood bets 1k .... Rob raises to 3k, eastwood pushes and Rob calls.

Rob  Qh 6h

Eastwood Ad Ac

pretty sick, i think Rob feared the worst when he was faced with the all in call, but how can he pass ??

Ketu Nathwani bets 525 on a Kc 4h 7c board, Dave Smith does what he does best and calls, PocketLady also calls.

5c

Ketu checks, Dave Smith bets 700, PL folds, Ketu calls.

2c

Ketu check folds to a 2,500 bet.

Reyaaz Mulla raises to 525 from early position, Jen re-raises to 2,000. Everyone folds to a girl.

David Mitchell (not from Peepshow sadly :() check/calls the whole way with Eights on a 6h 8c Jh 7s Qd board and finds himself miles ahead of Andy Bradshaw's got-there-in-the-end-but-not-quite-what-I-wanted Ahrt Qh.

Giovanni Nervo has doubled up with Ac 9c on 3s 9d 2d Qs 9h board against David Rudling's Ahrt Ks. Looks like it was all on the flop.

Kev is passing the buck. FACT. He's had the camera twice already.

can anyone tell me if any cash games are running yet? much better than me firing down there and sitting on my arse for ages!

Cheers

Nothing as yet, sorry.

Ralph from Happy days has let himself go a bit.


(http://blondepoker.com/gallery/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=16207&g2_serialNumber=1)

(http://www.nameyourpet.co.uk/images/ralph2.jpg)

here are  Reggie & Big Al .... locked in battle

(http://blondepoker.com/gallery/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=16209&g2_serialNumber=1)

Apat winner & blondeite Rich Offless "RichEO"

(http://blondepoker.com/gallery/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=16211&g2_serialNumber=1)

tell john perrin fran says good luck you big tuna

chip count for aarun bernard(on perrins table)sam trickett and dave smith please

will do

on my way to get chip counts for ya.

;thankyou; ;frustrated;

thanks hun

One table has just got going.

chip count on joey lovelady if ya get a chance please, an ste king if he's playing ta

Jen has doubled up, skillfully playing Aces perfectly by managing to have someone else pick up Kings behind her and then be willing to get all-in preflop. Ok, a little more to it than that, Reyaaz Mulla raised to 550 from the CO, Jen made it 1,900 from the button and John Heath made it 6,700 from the small blind. Mulla passed, Jen pushed and Heath called all-in. Bricky board.

Askild Hansen is also swimming along nicely, like a child skipping in the park, he's just pushed his stack over 40,000 holding Aces against Ace King on an Ace High board.

Here he is, harnessing all his poker power into his eyebrows.

(http://blondepoker.com/gallery/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=16213&g2_serialNumber=1)

Dealer Beard of the Day!!

(http://blondepoker.com/gallery/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=16215&g2_serialNumber=1)

right im back ...

Liv Boeree 14k
Chris Bruce 9.5k
Marc Goodwin 16k
Jen 17k
Ryan Fronda 9k
Mulla 8k
Paul Parker 15k
Dave Smith 12k
Reggie Perrin 20k
BigAl 9k
RichEO 18k
Willie Tann 10k
Jonathon Butters 8k

Full chip count to follow at next break

El blondie is OUT.

ouch... Do you know what happened ?

updates on Liv Beoree please, i have a crush.

Yes, he lost all his chips.


No need to thank me, its all part of the service ;)

No way he has changed his shirt....    GL rich

L O L... :D

I asked for his last hand, if you knew it... ;)

You can get cream for that.

Stephen King -- 8.5k (suffering from a supernatural possesion)

(http://blondepoker.com/gallery/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=16221&g2_serialNumber=1)

Joey Lovelady -- 27k

Sam Trickett doing a mean Stevie Wonder impression.

(http://blondepoker.com/gallery/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=16223&g2_serialNumber=1)

nice one for that

Ian Fraser is out, his short stack shove on an  Ad 7d 7h with  Ahrt Jh was called by  Aspades Ks and no miracles so he is gone.

Ray Wyre has bizarrely doubled up against previous 'cannot miss king' John Morris.

They saw a 2-4-8 flop, Morris bet out, Wyre shoved for a huge amount, (10kish we reckon), Morris called and was ahead with A-Q, as Wyre showed caught-in-the-trap-Oh-I-thought-you'd-fold T-9. That was until a straight-inducing Jack turn and vomiting-reaching 7 river for a lucky straight.

"Poker," as Rolf Slotboom would say, "It's a shkill game."

Marc Goodwin has doubled up, all-in with Aces against Ace Queen on a Queen high flop.

John Morris continues to be involved in the biggest pots, he called a flop bet on a 9-2-3 board, before being the shorter stack then c/raised all-in on the Jack turn. Morris went for it with 9-5, but was in trouble vs pocket Tens. Blank on the river and he's lost another 20k or so and is back down to 35k.

******************1-hour break for dinner*****************

Massage time

(http://blondepoker.com/gallery/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=16225&g2_serialNumber=1)

The Lovely Isabelle a fellow updater.

(http://blondepoker.com/gallery/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=16227&g2_serialNumber=1)

pics ?

Good luck to Jen Mason! Looks like she's got off to a cracking start :)

How many sponsors was el Blondie wearing this week? Seems to have a different sponsor each week lol.. DtD > Poker.co.uk > PokerTrillion > now looks like Mansion and someone else, badbeat.com maybe?..

Good luck to Trickett, Aarun, Brucie Bonus and Tuna Perrin. Lets see the Notts contingent go deep!

Had to re-post this as it will never fail to make me lol.

M25, Tractors, Corpses

Billy Ngo calls a 3k bet on a Ts 5s 8s flop, but folds to the 6k bet on the 4h turn. He grimaces as he shows the Aspades, his opponent shows him the boots though.

Dani Allen (Pocket Lady) out

She had  Aspades Tc on a 10 high flop, unfortunately her oppo had flopped a flush draw, all the money went in on the flop and the dreade flush hit on the turn.

what time are they playin till today? or is it goin down to certain amount of people?

Jen may be smiling in this picture, (Nik Persaud paid for her and Tony to have a massage) but she gave away a few chips earlier, betting the turn of a 9h 5d 3h 6c board and then betting again, 3.5k on the 4d river. She received a nasty surprise, though, being check/raised to 10k which is when she gave up the pot.

(http://blondepoker.com/gallery/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=16229&g2_serialNumber=1)

During the dinner break she said she'd been very impressed by the gent three to her left, who'd folded the nut-flush to her on the river of a K-5-2-K-x board when he'd bet the river and she'd set him (she was holding 5-5). "Maybe I should've just min-raised..."

Askild Hansen continues to do well, he bet out 1,200 on a Kd Kc 8h flop, Terrence Owens made it 3,200, the Norwegian thought for a while before adding another 10k on top to elicit a quick fold that he probably surmised he would get.


Ac 9h 5s

Laurance Houghton bets 1,250. Dominic Kay raises to 3,500 and Houghton flat-calls. Kay then checks the Kd before folding to a 4,750 bet.

9 levels.

About how much chips does have Jen ?

[EDIT] OK, thanks for the entire chipcount...

4   1   401   David Smith   10700   
4   2   402   Richard Offless   15725   
4   3   403   Danielle Allen   7800   
4   4   404   Jonothon Butters   6375   
4   5   405   Adam Aitken   4950   
4   6   406   Sunny Chattha   19275   
4   8   408   Dominic Kay   20000   
4   9   707   Nathan Tang   13200   
4   10   109   Willie Tann   10175   
5   1   501   Stephen King   6725   
5   2   106   Marc Goodwin   25700   
5   3   407   Mark Tomblin   1450   
5   4   504   Askild Hansen   35250   
5   5   505   Paul Gardener   16050   
5   7   703   Terry Owens   8425   
5   8   507   Tuan Lee   22975   
5   9   708   Stephen Sass   7300   
5   10   305   John Gardner   7500   
6   1   601   Zachary Ford   15800   
6   2   602   Bahman Aghatabay   12550   
6   3   603   Neil Rigby   4950   
6   5   605   Kevin Bloor   5115   
6   6   606   Ryan Fronda   1400   
6   7   1207   Peter Kvisthammar   14625   
6   8   608   Laurance Houghton   17500   
6   9   609   Joe Grech   26250   
6   10   301   Paul Murphy   15925   
8   1   801   Adam Clarke   8925   
8   3   803   Peter Hutton   15375   
8   4   804   David Mitchell   26775   
8   5   805   Andy Bradshaw   29300   
8   6   806   Clive Layton   2850   
8   7   807   Mike Williams   10150   
8   8   908   Mark Suddes   6025   
8   9   709   Mohammed Kazi   13025   
9   1   901   Ryan Malone   4300   
9   2   902   Mark Bointon   10600   
9   3   903   Kulkjinder Sidhu   5450   
9   5   704   Eddie Lundon   9150   
9   6   906   John Perrin   18725   
9   7   907   Alan Armitage   8075   
9   8   108   Aarun Bernard   11650   
9   9   909   Jeraint Hazan   22750   
9   10   202   Daniel Wicks   12400   
10   1   1001   George McDonald   12400   
10   2   1002   Richard Simmonds   2300   
10   3   702   Michael Ahearne   9675   
10   4   1004   David Docherty   8175   
10   5   1005   Chris Bruce   11750   
10   6   306   Sam Trickett   3900   
10   7   1007   Martino Libertini   9625   
10   8   1008   Alan Mclean   25150   
10   9   1009   Paul Brammer   13150   
10   10   206   Craig Metcalfe   19475   
11   1   1101   Martyn Robinson   12225   
11   3   1103   Jen Mason   27925   
11   4   701   Tony Phillips   9600   
11   5   1105   Stephen Holden   13275   
11   6   1106   Turgay Bagdagai   6950   
11   7   1107   Darren Roberts   8200   
11   8   1108   Simon Eastwood   48000   
11   9   1109   Michael Porter   23475   
11   10   1110   Jamil Ogunmakinawa   7800   
12   1   1201   Dennis Troake   1125   
12   2   1202   Ray Wyre   18550   
12   3   107   Jammie Hallam   37400   
12   5   1205   John Morris   39035   
12   6   1206   Jimmy Morgan   6350   
12   7   209   Liv Boeree   8200   
12   8   308   Trevor Lawson   10650   
12   9   1209   Gareth Stafford   14875   
12   10   210   Paul Parker   16925   
13   1   1301   Des Jonas   21250   
13   2   1302   Martin Smythe   14625   
13   3   1303   Anthony Cagill   13200   
13   4   1304   Clark Watson   5625   
13   6   302   Stephen Slavin   14175   
13   7   1307   Steve Walmsley   7775   
13   8   1308   Jonathan McCann   4350   
13   9   1309   Martin Petter   14000   
13   10   207   Chris Berry   10675   
14   1   1402   Barry Grimes   22850   
14   2   1508   Martin Tomes   11725   
14   3   1404   Joey Lovelady   38900   
14   4   1405   Anto Farkas   7925   
14   5   802   Steven George   13500   
14   6   1003   Rob Ellis   9550   
14   7   1408   Thomas Treacy   13500   
14   8   203   Reyaaz Mulla   6575   
14   9   1410   Amiri Maz   33925   
15   1   1501   Billy Ngo   14125   
15   2   201   Brendon Clarke   15200   
15   3   1503   David English   14950   
15   4   1504   Alex MacFarlane   15250   
15   5   1505   James Akenhead   4675   
15   6   1506   Andrea Gough   9925   
15   8   706   Alex Kong   6550   
15   9   309   Stephen Henshall   22975   
15   10   101   Michael Clarke   7700   


chip counts courtesy of the nice people at blue square

Paul Parker has been quietly going under the radar in that traditional Parkery sort of way. Though, he'll happy tell you, in full detail, any single hadnd you wish to ask about.

"I limped for 50 with Kings, and Reyaaz Mulla raises to 250, and I know his range is huge, so I decide to just call, but before I can, someone else makes it 750. Now I'm only getting action from Aces if I re-raise again here so I decide to just flat-call and Mulla folds. Now the flop comes Ten-high and he bets out 1,000, I flat-call and now surely even Aces will slow down here. The turn is an Ace and he checks, and so do I. I now think he most likely has Queens or Jacks and I can value bet the river. A Queen comes on the river and it goes check/check, but I think I played it right."

Enjoying the updates Floppy and the new butler!

:)up

What was he up against?

Jacks

what does flushy think of limping kings in level 1?

James Akenhead, Ketul Nathwani, Reyaaz Mulla, Chris Bruce, (Reggie) John Perrin have all been shipped off on the big train to Bustoville.

(http://englishrussia.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/jet_train.jpg)

vintage stuff lol
must have missed that thread,
tx for re-posting!

WTF?!!! Since when did the the average gukpt player have a clue?

Jen has lost 3 decent sized pots, now in push or pass mode.

Alex Kong has gone, short stack shove with  Ad 3h met resistance from Joey Lovelady's  Ahrt Jhand no surprises, we are a man down.

i should state i do think he did play it well though.

kev , hello mate ,, have any odf the welsh boys signed up for tommorow yet ?

2 departures .... Womble is no longer in his seat, an AK v AQ coup of which Womble was at the wrong end of.

and serial GUKPT finalist Jonathan Butters is not going to add to his final table count, he has left the building

JJ Hazan ( our Ralph Malph lookalike from earlier) is on a bit of a tear, he called a short stack all in with  Ks Js because in his own words "I am only calling because im running good .. he was shown  Qs Qd but as he warned the table ... a  Kd duly arrived on the flop and he adds a few more chips to his stack

Kev, im getting seriously worried about your sexuality. Norkage pic of that fit bird Liv Beoree please. Whats wrong with you? You normally jump at being a perv.

Listen to the man.  Get to work pervert!

Never fails to amaze me at these events how many people shove in with rag aces with 7 or 8k stacks ... blinds are only 200/400 with a 25 ante.

No idea mate, we have no sight of tomorrows list, will try and find out for you on my next excursion down the stairs and into the cardroom.

Ahhhh now thats where you have me wrong ... I admire the female form, and am not shy with the camera, however, I prefer the discrete snaps, but its not easy when the subject is looking for a camera all the time.


Shogun, The Duke, Jizzem, 350Z have all turned up to rail RichEO, and they were taken aback with the lack of suitable material for the NAS. they will of course vouch for this when they get back home on their computers.

Down to 69 players and just heading towards a 15 minute break at the end of this level.

chip counts for joey lovelady and ste king if possible?

Jen is out, im sure floppy will be upstairs shortly with details

Therein lies the clue my Cluseau senses tell me....

kev's still on a warning from last year about getting to close to the females.....

RichEO count please?

Any update on Marty Smyth?

How is Jen's stack ?

0

she's OUT ??

On a break, RichEO is on about 14k

0

Stuck with Tony Phillips constantly re-raising her preflop and also trying to float her on a T-T-3 board with K-Q against her 6-6 and then hitting the K turn took a chunk from her stack. She also had her K-Q rivered by K-T for more chips before knocking out Sam Trickett with 4-4 vs A-J, then finally she pushed with A-K into Michael Porter's Q-Q and missed.

One of the biggest pots though has just occured though.

Waseem Shahid was all-in preflop and a sidepot was happening between Mark Goodwin and Askild Hansen.

2h 7h 8h

Marc quickly moves in, and the crowd grows.

Askild thinks, the crowd grows more.

Askilds keeps thinking, clever locals set-up small amenity shops so that crowds have somewhere to get snacks from whilst they wait.

Askild calls. Marc flips over Aspades Ac ahead but vunerable as Askild shows Jh Jc. Waseem shows 9h 9c.

9d

Now Waseem has the lead and Askild picks up an extra 3 outs.

6c

Marc dodges all the bullets and wins the decent-sized side pot of about 30,000 whilst Waseem wins the main pot of around 10,000.

After that Marc Goodwin coup there was time for 1 more hand and it was Marc involved again ..

He raised enough Pre to commit Eddie Lundon to call for his last 5k

Marc showed  Ad Qh

Eddie had  Kd Qd

A Jack high board meant mark added a few chips to his stack

Full chip count on the way

I've just heard that there are three, rather large blokes who want to have a word with Floppy?

Yes, they are sat by the bar, which is right near the door we have to use to get to the press room ... they asked for him by name, and I dont think they wanted an interview !!

Is he wetting his proverbial pants?

word on the grapevine is Paul Parker has doubled up to 20k

we are still inputting the break chip counts, the players have re-started

If wet is Brown and sticky, then yes he is :D

3 large men after floppy???

(...cue Flushy applying frantically for update job...)

Intriguing! Latest on this please. Floppy pants updates please.

Good job guys!

PS Bad luck Jen. GOGOGOGO PAUL PARKER!!!!

3 rather large blokes as well.  Each well over 16st... (I think it's fair to say)

George 'Wellchief' McDonald (who still has nightmares about folding KK preflop last year to Dave Colclough last year) has been going errr, well again erm, chief. He's on about 45k having won two nice pots with Aces then knocked a player out with A-K vs A-Q. Here he is with Liv Boeree.

(http://blondepoker.com/gallery/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=16231&g2_serialNumber=1)

Marty Smyth -- 27k

(http://blondepoker.com/gallery/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=16233&g2_serialNumber=1)

Askild Hansen has just been knocked out by Marc Goodwin leaving Petter Martinsen as the last Norwegian in. But evenhe's just been crippled getting it all-in with T-4 vs K-J on a T-4-K board, only to be hit by a rivered King. Astute viewers will remember that he was also the slightly tipsy guy who ended up renaming Nick Slade as 'Nick Salad' in Dortmund last year...

(http://blondepoker.com/gallery/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=16235&g2_serialNumber=1)

Dude, I'm in the middle of covering a poker tournament. Everyone here is a large bloke over 16st, even the women.

Cheers... Goooo Marty!!!!

RichEO has just moved tables, now on 22k

:)up

ty for liv norkage Kev, makes up for the ludicrous tilt i just had on the cash tables......just.

See you tommorrow kids gonna get some shuteye, dont work too hard  :)

See you tommorrow kids gonna get some shuteye, dont work too hard  :)
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bar 1pm

Joey Lovelady has taken out another player Peter Hutton was the unlucky victim ... His  Ts Tc was no match for Loveladys  Qh Jd

Mind you, all the chips went in on a  Js 8d 3h flop


Lovelady now has 45k

Any photos of lovely ladies?

No, but I have a photo of the big guys who are after Floppy, but i cant seem to upload the bloody thing.

Image too large?

too large and too damn scary !

Misreads aren't going to help you tbh.

SORTED ... here are the Floppy Hunters
(http://blondepoker.com/gallery/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=16237&g2_serialNumber=1)

Home in Nottingham already.....sigh never got going on a tough grinders table............

Good luck to Sam Tricket and George "wellchief" Mcdonald who's game has impressed me tonight.

 

kev hopefully see you tomorrow ,if i get the concreting done . nice bit of work as usual.

WHERES THE NORKAGE.

im home 2 after grinding most of the day got up to 20k before blowing up with 8/8 on a 5/5/7 board and ran into j/j

Sunny Chattha has escaped!!!

(http://www.slipperybrick.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/escape-key.jpg)

Well sort of. The small blind limped and Sunny checked 9-8o in the big blind. The flop came a beautiful Q-J-T which they checked. The small blind led out on the 5 turn, and Sunny raised, the small blind flat-calling. The river paired the Queen, and the small blind checked and showed his cards before Sunny could act. Sunny said he'd have checked behind anyway, despite seeing the A-K of the small blind. He lost around 9k, though probably should've lost his whole stack on the turn. He's now short, having just been made to fold from the cut-off due to Tuan Lee's re-raise from the small blind.

Another player who was lucky to hold onto his stack was Jonathan McCann, he hadn't see Clark Watson already move-in and was forced to minimum raise from the 5k all-in short stack push to 10k. Enough to make Marty Smyth fold A-Q in the big blind. Clark showed 9-8o and was slightly relieved to see K-J, and even more delighted to see the board come out Q-7-7-8-7 in his favour. Although Marty might be rueing that decision...

Marc Goodwin looks to be the chip leader with around 80k now.

Hi Kev and Chris. Can you wish the best of luck to Marty Smyth and Paul Parker for me. You can also tell Parker he played those pocket Kings like a wimp!

he is a wimp, its flushys m8.

Aarun Bernard just won a nice pot, holding  Th 6h he filled up on the river, a river which also gave his oppo the nut flush

Aarun now on 40k

JJ Hazan is yo-yoing and just took someone out with  Ahrt 8d against  Ks Kh all in pre !!!

George "WellChief" McDonald is out, Marc Goodwin took him out with  Ad Ac v  Aspades Kh

Goodwin now close to 100k and chip daddy !

any random chip counts?

FYP

Back home, I have to stick up for Kev, dont like doing it, but there was a serious amount of sausage in that casino tonight..

Wish Rich the best, and all other blondes left, time for a kip..  ;marks;

Yep, nasty one here, George raises to 2.3k, Marc makes it 10k more. George shoves and Marc snap calls. George was wondering if he could've just check/folded the flop.

Askild Hansen is smarting still from his exit, there was a raise to 1,800 and Marc Goodwin called before Hansen pushed for 16,000. The original raiser folded and Marc 'snap-called' ("Please make sure you mention he snap-called" said the Norwegian) with K-Q and won the race vs 9-9.

John Morris' rollercoaster has come to an end, from 65k and chip leader in level 2 to OUT. He called all-in 5d Qc Jc 9h board with 9s Tc only to slap bank run into Willie Tann's Kh Th.

Steve Holden Just won 2 nice pots, firstly he doubled up form 12k to 24k with  Td Tc v  8c 8d

AND THEN

Paul Parker raises pre and gets one caller in Steve, Flop comes  Ks Qs 2h Steve open shoves the flop and Paul dwelled but called .... On the backs and Paul has  Ac Kd, but Steve was holding  Ts Js

Turn  Jd

River  9s

Giving Steve a straight flush and almost 50k in chips and knocking Paul to the felt.

For one terrible moment I thought that was the FACT key that was escaping.

 ;tightend; ;tightend; ;tightend; rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao

I dont find that very funny

chip count for joey lovelady? is ste king still in, chips?

Ste King looks like he's out. I'll get the Joey count after the break.

Des Jonas just went out with Ad Ts vs 6d 6c.

One other exit I forgot to mention earlier was that of Sunny Chattha, who had his A-Q outdrawn by Tuan Lee's A-J after a brutal T-8-7-9-K board.

Liv Boeree is OUT.

Michael Aherne check/raised all-in for not much more on a Jc Qs Qc 9d board when Alan McLean bet 4k, which Marty Smyth called. McLean instantly folded, but Marty Smyth thought, or at least I thought he was thinking, but it turned out he thought that McLean was still thinking and it hadn't entered his thought process that McLean had thought better of it and folded.

My head hurts.


Anyway, while this was all going on Michael Ahearne already had his Qd showing to spectators in a pre-emptive, I'm feeling good about this hand sort of way. Marty then finally realised action was on him, saying, "I call, I have to." He then proceeded to turn over Tc 8c for the straight. Michael was seemingly dazed and confused when he showed Qd 3c and then suddenly understood that he was, horror of horrors, actually behind. The 7d river changed nothing and more chips went to the Irish man.

YEAH...  I remember those blokes in there tonight..!!  They were rather scarey looking Manc lot..!!  I have to be honest, I would not wanna be mixing with that lot..!!!

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dunno why but this amused me so much.

I'm home too, fastest move I've made all day. great updates guys...
"Reggie"
PS nice meeting you big Al, may bump into you tomorrow night somewhere ;) ;)

Any RichEO updates please?

RichEO, (17.5k btw) pointed out something else that Michael said just before they turned over the cards, he said, "If you haven't got a Queen, you're behind!"

Apparently not.

Joey Lovelady -- 37k

Paul 'Got Milk?' Gardner has just knocked out Mike Williams with Kings vs Queens.

Chip counts courtesy of those blue square men, who sadly are not blue or square.

5   1   709   Mohammed Kazi   37825
5   2   106   Marc Goodwin   125425
5   3   609   Joe Grech   62575
5   4   505   Paul Gardener   24250
5   7   507   Tuan Lee   19500
5   8   807   Mike Williams   16275
5   9   708   Stephen Sass   12300
5   10   608   Laurence Houghton   61975
11   1   107   Jammie Hallam   35175
11   2   701   Tony Phillips   10525
11   3   1105   Stephen Holden   55175
11   5   601   Zachary Ford   12450
11   6   605   Kevin Bloor   41825
11   7   909   Jeraint Hazan   38425
11   8   804   David Mitchell   16025
11   9   1110   Jamil Ogunmakinawa   26000
13   2   1302   Martin Smythe   39950
13   3   108   Aarun Bernard   35550
13   4   1007   Martino Libertini   22625
13   5   402   Richard Offless   19475
13   6   302   Stephen Slavin   63875
13   9   206   Craig Metcalfe   31525
13   10   1008   Alan Mclean   17425
14   1   109   Willie Tann   45425
14   2   1402   Barry Grimes   55500
14   3   902   Mark Bointon   14550
14   4   1404   Joey Lovelady   37275
14   5   408   Dominic Kay   10500
14   6   308   Trevor Lawson   32175
14   7   1209   Gareth Stafford   36250
14   8   1408   Thomas Treacy   2625
14   9   1410   Amiri Maz   69425
15   1   805   Andy Bradshaw   42400
15   2   201   Brendon Clarke   15725
15   3   1503   David English   10025
15   4   1504   Alex MacFarlane   7050
15   5   1506   Andrea Gough   10000
15   6   908   Mark Suddes   13700
15   7   903   Kulkjinder Sidhu   20775
15   8   309   Stephen Henshall   34625
15   9   101   Michael Clarke   30800

RichEO has taken a hit, ran AQ into AK down to 10k

Alan Maclean is out ... re-raised Craig Metcalf with KQ, Metcalf called with AJ

and its Bye Bye miss American pie ... Oh no, that was Don Maclean, not Alan.

.

Is there a norkage ban?

Tony Philips is out, ran a shortstack A8 into JJ Hazans  Qh Qd

Its Manchester ... there isnt any.

Seriously lacking ... I hope tomorrow brings the layyyyyyyyyyyyyyydeeeeees out, because im embarrassed at my norkage count today, but what can I do ... i can only work with what i have.

Im sure when you have finished with your duties here Kev, there will be other much more exciting and interesting matters to tackle.

I wish i could attend BB6

Yes, I am gonna go to the all night Spar and buy shit loads of chocolate ... which reminds me, we popped in there last night on way back to hotel, it was about 3am ... there were a group of about 8 lads in there trying to buy a crate of lagers, the staff refused to sell it as they can only sell alcohol until 2am ... so the guys just picked it up and walked out with it , despite being told that they were in full CCTV view .... its a lovely place.

 rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao

Funny, and also true.

of course it will ducy? :hello:

Thats a wrap ... bagging up in progress, but BAD NEWS on the last hand of the night.... RichEO is busto !!

He pushed his 11k on the very last hand of the day, and got a snap call by Aarun Bernard in the BB ... Rich had  Ad Jh and was up against  Kh Js the  Kc came on the turn and RichEO departs.

Joey Lovelady has lost most of his stack, on a Q-2d-3d-7-T board, his opponent, Kujinder Sidhu (a friend of Garinder Purewal's) calling with Kd Td on the river.

Sidhu was at it again soon after, he lead out on the river of a 4d 4s 5h Td Jd board, Maz Amiri moved all-in and Sidhu instantly called, Maz showing the runner runner flush Ad 2d, but Sidhu already held 5s 5c for the flopped house and had caught two perfect turn and river cards.


Play has now finished for the day. We'll see you all again tomorrow at 2pm.

;stickaforkinme;

For the love of sweet bippy, please not the silver shorts.

 ;hattip; Thx 4 the updates guys.

Unlucky RichEO..

Funny updates from Kev and Flopsy..   Flopsy, dont be too scared of the big bad boys, think they must have gone home by now..!!!

thanks for the update ;popcorn;

Bugger -- unlucky Rich....

Great updates boys -- see you tonight -- going to play the £100 and give Dewi a bit of support

Dont get there too late, or I'll be out 8)

Wear your new lucky shirt... U will still be in on Sunday..  :)up

pob lwc Dew  ;nemesis;

great updates guys.

Yeah, he'll prob need it after 12 Guiness and 8 brandys ;).