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say 10 words about how much you like me and you will get staked for the sunday warm up on a 50/50 + sb basis. The best 10 will get staked. Deadline is 4:00pm today. GL all

the new slimline royal flush, very sexy in my opinion

lol ego-aments (sorry I can not make that ten words)

tribeca stallion ,now gelded.anyone good enough 4 parker   works 4 me.

Flushy- carlsberg dont make poker players but if they did...................

i like Flushy because he knows how to buy friends.















Count me out, off out tonigt night, GL & Respect to Flushy if this a go.

royal flush the best ever player on blonde owns everyone

"Jessica Alba? I would!"


"Flushy?"...."I would..and hard."



9 words ;)

Knob Jockey x 5

Flushy for mod imo.

sigh.  three hours fifty four minutes and i still can't think of anything nice.  fk my life

Becuase I feel lucky, after winning live last night

I try hard to dislike you but your very funny.

Make 300 posts or Flushy can't stake you. Flushy pwns!

You are not gay, Honest


FFS Who am I kidding

Ban- 12 words surely

I thought the rules were its down to the decision of the staker about posts

Same as when i staked people the other day,

;iagree; :goodpost:

surely the 300 posts thing is just a guideline(and not a set rule) so you dont get chancers who dont use the forum- after all it is the stakers money and should be able to do what they want with it

There will of course be some basic ground-rules for members to observe.

- You may offer to stake players, or ask for staking, but only if you have a minimum of 300 forum posts.

Which is pretty much bollocks, surely the fact you stake players, would be enough of a "recommendation" etc and surely it is up to the staker, some stakers have minimum amount of posts in topic, but flushy has not...

The rules are a good idea, but the way they currently are, is complete tripe!

**Waits to get banned ha ha**

Any news on the free holiday you were touting a few months back ??



Back to the subject, we are in the process of looking at the rules and wording them to stop people nit picking and trying to find a way to read them to suit their situation.

It is safe to say that (for now) you can take it as gospel that you need 300 posts (minimum) to offer staking, receive staking or ask for staking.


hope that clears it up for today.

Wow, what a shock Kev

I am suprised (not) that you have not threatened to delete the thread as James has clearly not stated the time of the comp or indeed on which site it is.

One rule for some and one for others eh? You jumped all over Pauls post because he had not mentioned it, but not on James's.

And yes this is Charmaine, an extremely pissed off Charmaine, but Charmaine none the less!

I'm back in England, as of Monday, for a meeting with 2 different online poker rooms to get this all set up and done! And to anyone who wants to play, who PM'd me about it in the past, I will pay half there buy in as good will! now we have agreement to host it, in the only casino in the island, who will supply dealers etc... Things will be updated on Tuesday

Regarding the minimum post thing its still rubbish, but oh well... Back on topic

As per my post above "Clique"

Top post and I fully agree!

Its the sunday warm up .... its pretty obvious that its "The sunday warm up" on stars.


I find it an incredible shame that I am obviously losing friends over a collective decision that is made by a team of mods ... nothing that is done behind the scenes on blonde is done by an individual. it always comes down to the fact that 1 person has to deliver the messages and thats just the way it is.

Im sorry you feel so strongly Charmaine ... but perhaps you should think again before shooting the messenger.

Short, sharp, straight to the point and occaissionaly very funny

Ban the OP its all his fault. 

Kev

To you it may be obvious, but to me it is not and I would guess it is not obvious to others either - maybe I am being dumb? , I do not know what site that competition is on, neither do I know the time.

Also, why has Pauls thread been deleted? If you can put the thread back up then let others decide if you are treating everyone the same. As this is a forum for Blonde members, why not have a poll to see what the Blonde people think.

Am I the only one who thinks this is all rather petty?


Oh and I can't make the warm up so i get out of racking my brain desperatley trying to think of nice things to say about our flushter

The only Sunday warm up I know of is on Stars........

James has been PM'ed and asked to change the details of the initial post.

As it was posted at 6am I am assuming he is fast asleep and thus has not seen the message asking him to add the details.

All details will be added to the thread BEFORE the first person is picked for staking.

All members picked for staking will be announced in this thread.

Both the stakee (is that a word?) and the staker will have the required 300 posts.


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blonde is providing these staking board on the proviso that certain guidelines are followed, it is irrelevant what happened before these boards were in action.

You have the choice whether to use them or not, if you do wish to - you follow our guidelines, simple as that.

Flushy i've just woke up, pick me PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!!

YOU LEGEND

Fairyboy Flushy's flush and gonna put me in the warm-up

You're an arrogant twat, please stake me  :P  Ship it crucial

Thanks for the reply Jane.

Just one more question though , why was James sent a PM about it but it was posted as a comment on Pauls thread threatening to delete the whole thread?

I realise that this does look rather petty to some and I apologise but I do feel very strongly about it, as you would expect.

I honestly think Paul was treated unfairly, I really do.

C'mon man, i know you aint the sharpest tool but you know what 10 words are surely?   :)

Damn yours is much better than mine hmm FKMYLIFE

cushti- cheers for clearing it up for everyone Ginger- I do agree with Jim-D though its rather petty, its typical of the modern day where people feel the need to be totally PC and nit pic at everything- most people know the warm up is on stars, and if not wouldnt be too hard to find out- same as sunday brawl for example on FT

Just the way I do things Charmaine, different Mods do things slightly differently. I like to use PM's while others mods deal with the thread in question - on the thread.

All the details MUST be on this thread before anyone gets picked for backing, Paul had already started with next to no details on the thread, then wanted to argue about the rights and wrongs.

fkmylife - i've changed mine to keep it to 10 words and now the original's been quoted!

LOL Flushy claws cheating clearly a disqualification imho

P.S Can i use it then  ;)

if you stake me i will let you bum me

I thought you're counted as 2 words, the comma and the smilie, however if not I have edited

:)

[X] Wins

pft = not cheating - I have til 4pm to submit my final draft!

ps - yeah - knock yerself out!!!!!

Little mummy's boy
He wasn't very old
Jimmy Jimmy
Ooooooooooooooooh ........ stake me !

I agree-who needs dignity anyway- overated IMO

Just Kidding (which you probably know but just incase). Good luck getting staked.

yeah i know :) you too!

When i first joined the forum i thought you were an idiot. Then i started realising how hilarious you're posts are and then at Blonde Bash you were comedy, flipping me for £100, having £50 on a 2-5 shot with me which got stuffed, amongst other things. My short sentence is:

I think youre probably the funniest person on Blonde.

Disqualified - thats way more than 10 words.

ok. 10 words:

I think youre probably the funniest person on Blonde.

Thats 9 ;)

sneaky sneaky-the seeds already planted with the original post  :redcard:

Diplomatic as Mugabe,
Entertaining as Krusty,
Sick, fun, not fat.

Well i dont no you so cant really say anthing nice about you also i dont even have 300 post so may GOD help me!!!

So to put it into ten words:

I am calling you GOD lol lol lol lol lol

If you'd coached me, I'd have finished better than 75th.

[ X ]  Winner

I should be picked cos you stole my idea!

Can't win it without opportunity, for that opportunity Thank you.

after more thinking time .....this is how much i like you     (fk the 10 words)




Well I'm a feeble-minded droolin' brute
With a'nuthin' much on top,
When you smile at me you yank
The stick a'right from my lollipop,
Well I'm not sayin' that the things
I'm thinkin' wouldn't make a virgin blush,
I'm sayin' that I like you...
I like you very much
I like you, I like you very much... yes I do...
Aw y'know that I do
Wanna cannibalize your missionary baby,
Wanna shoot out your lights
With my favorite gun
Like skeet, wanna kiss your feet,
A'likin' you's gonna be such fun...
Well I don't mean to be so in your face,
I don't mean to be indiscreet,
But if my temperature gets any higher
I might drop dead at your feet,
Oh I got no stamps no phone no fax machine
But I'd love to stay in touch,
I'm sayin' that I like you...
I like you very much
I like, like you very much

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

(http://www.npw.co.uk/media/ww_i_love_you_candles.jpg)

FLUSHY IS OK. ME STAKE PLEASE THANKS

Flushy, were you pissed or just flush when you agreed to stake to the tune of $2k, props to you.

This whole thread is a grim.

lol..I doubt Flushy is serious mate.

Lol that would be funny, given how it kicked off mid thread.

Ill take action that this thread is a Grim.

If anyone wants to take non-Grim.

Obv i came back from DTD and went to bed, Trigg meanwhile had been 'next door' and came back smashed later on, jumped on my laptop and decided to post this thread....sigh

So sorry guys no stakes (except the camel!! lol)

Blame Wick

pwnd

I was going to put this was a Level lol suprised those who know you better think you would stake of $2k although u clearly have it lol.You should redeem yourelf by getting the dice out again (just for the humour of it)

+1  I take back my glowing endorsement of flushy's niceynessness :)

ban OP

[X] thread delievers

Best post ever made from Flushy's account?

Yeah, always knew it was a Gilles

Lol - no small print, I reckon this is binding. 

lmao

Presumably then James you got a pm like this one :

"Please be aware that allowing somebody other than yourself to post under your username will result in your account being banned.

Please take responsibility for your own account, and ensure that your password is kept secure.

Many Thanks,

blonde Moderating Team."

Sigh.

Exactly what I was going to post lol!

+1

1  very valid point c.

2   given triggs past history of starscheats, you might think he we know better than to become himself?


pony up  te $1k  each boys, its ur only  out.

Why sigh?

Surely rules are rules and must apply equally to all ?

Thank you Charmaine/Paul.

James has been sent an identical PM to the one you have posted, we didn't need reminding to do our jobs as mods, but thanks anyway. 

Yes but this is the sort of thing that I would expect to be handled behind the scene and not in public on a thread.

Really, you asking that question, to me, is like a footie player asking for someone else to be given a yellow card...that's why I sighed.

As above...

Sigh.
 
I won't rise to it.
I won't rise to it.
I won't rise to it.
I won't rise to it.
I won't rise to it.
I won't rise to it.
I won't rise to it.
I won't rise to it.
I won't rise to it.

Ah, much better.

FFS shoot me, I agree with Boldie and Kingpoker.... FKMYLIFE indeed

I think to be fair Paul's thread yesterday was disected in public.  Clearly Charmaine is pissed off about that, but in general there is way too much bitching, sniping, baiting going on in the last few days!

imo bans shud get thrown about..

+1

To true,which is extremely disappointing and imo disrespectful after Tikays post which i believe 99% have read less than a week ago

said "the global agitator ""

.

:)

lol...same old faces bless em

Sorry but

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@ entire thread.

Ban her - stirrer obv.

+1

Here's a little song I wrote
You might want to sing it note for note
Don't worry, be happy.
In every life we have some trouble
But when you worry you make it double
Don't worry, be happy.
Don't worry, be happy now.


clive, i don't know what you mean by stars cheats, but if you have any dirt on me, please feel free to air it here.

[  ]  ponying up the $1k each was our only out

Rick, think Porftfolio is referring to the time when you were drunk and some "mate" or other used your log in details and done some money for you......That did happen right?  I just suddenly thought I had dreamt it!

Not that I dream of you often wick :)

FYP Maria

sigh, condemns Rick to fantasyland for another year.

LOL Nice one Maureen, they are damn special THEM shorts mmmmmmmmmmmmm

DTD this weekend, Trigg and Chilli drawn next to eachother in the 200f, don't think Trigg played a hand, just spent the whole time trying it on....

lol who wouldnt? result in the tourney or with chilli? only 1 winner!

He air-balled both

loool

lol, me and chilli are mates, the reason why is im probs one of few guys who doesnt try to get in her pants erry time i speak to her. we just get along fine and have a good laugh.

Very well put Master Trigg  ;iagree; ;topman; ;topman; :-*

x (friendly kiss)

rick in chillis pants. Thanks for replacing the image of the shorts

lol thats why were mates

[  ] Trigg has game
[X] Trigg is still grafting away like a dog chasing its tail
[X] Trigg is failing

[X] Trigg is failing

no you are failing because you are upa t this time and not drunk or stoned

[X] Kev is a grown up

FYP