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Title: Ladies Football Team
Post by: Ironside on August 12, 2008, 05:47:18 PM
ok can we get enough volunteers to get a ladies team for the 5-a-side this time

Laxie captain
joobie
holdorfold


not sure on the rest


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: Claw75 on August 12, 2008, 06:40:15 PM
proberly


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: KarmaDope on August 12, 2008, 06:42:02 PM
duke in goal again?


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: Claw75 on August 12, 2008, 06:47:11 PM
duke in goal again?

you after the gig?


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: KarmaDope on August 12, 2008, 07:27:35 PM
hell no, lol!


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: Laxie on August 12, 2008, 09:03:29 PM
Duke got injured at the last one and pretty sure he said we'd have to find a replacement, so we need a lad to join the ladies.  Someone who is up for a laugh and has no ego issues - as we WILL get our backsides kicked by the lads.  Tis grand, we've come to accept that.   rotflmfao 


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: KarmaDope on August 12, 2008, 09:10:47 PM
fine, ill do it lol!

3 keepers again?


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: PocketLady on August 12, 2008, 09:13:27 PM
I'm up for it.  Promise I'll be there this time!


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: KarmaDope on August 12, 2008, 09:22:27 PM
I'm up for it.  Promise I'll be there this time!

Damn right you will be, you're driving me!


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: Laxie on August 12, 2008, 09:33:16 PM
fine, ill do it lol!

3 keepers again?

I'm up for it.  Promise I'll be there this time!

BRILLIANT!!!  Cheers to both of you! 

PS  We can have as many keepers as we like because...well, we just can - right?


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: Claw75 on August 12, 2008, 09:42:58 PM
aw - Adam is going to look so cute in whatever outfit Laxie comes up with :)


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: KarmaDope on August 12, 2008, 09:43:19 PM
aw - Adam is going to look so cute in whatever outfit Laxie comes up with :)

Adam is not wearing anything bar what HE chooses


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: Laxie on August 12, 2008, 09:44:45 PM
Promise it won't be a slip this time ;D  Open to suggestions


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: KarmaDope on August 12, 2008, 09:44:57 PM
*points up*

instead ill let you choose what colour my hair is...fair?


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: Claw75 on August 12, 2008, 09:48:51 PM
Promise it won't be a slip this time ;D  Open to suggestions

basque and stockings


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: Laxie on August 12, 2008, 09:49:36 PM
*Sigh - accessories out of the question?   ;whistle;


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: KarmaDope on August 12, 2008, 09:51:17 PM
depends what they are...


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: Claw75 on August 12, 2008, 09:51:55 PM
depends what they are...

basque and stockings are accesories.  and stilletoes


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: Laxie on August 12, 2008, 09:53:46 PM
Was thinking more along the lines of feather boa and fur lined hand cuffs...with his hair dyed to match the lot.


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: KarmaDope on August 12, 2008, 09:55:11 PM
Was thinking more along the lines of feather boa and fur lined hand cuffs...with his hair dyed to match the lot.

how am I supposed to be a goalie with handcuffs on?


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: Claw75 on August 12, 2008, 10:00:16 PM
Was thinking more along the lines of feather boa and fur lined hand cuffs...with his hair dyed to match the lot.

how am I supposed to be a goalie with handcuffs on?


she was gonna handcuff you to the goalposts afterwards


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: Laxie on August 12, 2008, 10:01:06 PM
So much to teach him and so little time.  No worries, we'll have a team chat and talk you through it. 

Now then...hair colour - pink  ;D


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: KarmaDope on August 12, 2008, 10:01:43 PM
do your best, i dont reckon you'll get it pink as its dark brown naturally


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: amcgrath1uk on August 12, 2008, 10:04:33 PM
am soooo glad I was late... was going to volunteer... not any more ;)


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: Laxie on August 12, 2008, 10:04:45 PM
Sorted...Claw will be looking after that as I wouldn't be allowed to bring it on the plane.   


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: Laxie on August 12, 2008, 10:06:02 PM
am soooo glad I was late... was going to volunteer... not any more ;)

We could always give Mr. Laxie a break this time and give you his spot.  Reckon he'd buy your drinks all week-end just to get out of it.   rotflmfao


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: amcgrath1uk on August 12, 2008, 10:07:24 PM
am soooo glad I was late... was going to volunteer... not any more ;)

We could always give Mr. Laxie a break this time and give you his spot.  Reckon he'd buy your drinks all week-end just to get out of it.   rotflmfao

LOL... will see if I get snapped up by anyone else ;)


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: Laxie on August 12, 2008, 10:07:53 PM
am soooo glad I was late... was going to volunteer... not any more ;)

We could always give Mr. Laxie a break this time and give you his spot.  Reckon he'd buy your drinks all week-end just to get out of it.   rotflmfao

LOL... will see if I get snapped up by anyone else ;)

Too late...we've already snapped you up!!! 


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: amcgrath1uk on August 12, 2008, 10:09:48 PM
am soooo glad I was late... was going to volunteer... not any more ;)

We could always give Mr. Laxie a break this time and give you his spot.  Reckon he'd buy your drinks all week-end just to get out of it.   rotflmfao

LOL... will see if I get snapped up by anyone else ;)

Too late...we've already snapped you up!!! 

I'll play for anyone me... I ain't bothered...

BUT.. I am a proper keeper... I have all the gear...


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: Bongo on August 12, 2008, 10:10:24 PM
do your best, i dont reckon you'll get it pink as its dark brown naturally

Just need to bleach it about 5 times first... worked for me when I had pink hair!


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: Claw75 on August 12, 2008, 10:11:40 PM
do your best, i dont reckon you'll get it pink as its dark brown naturally

trust me, I'm your hairdresser :)


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: KarmaDope on August 12, 2008, 10:16:14 PM
one problem, i work in public service and deal with service users...it HAS to be gone by the time i go back to work!


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: Claw75 on August 12, 2008, 10:16:46 PM
one problem, i work in public service and deal with service users...it HAS to be gone by the time i go back to work!

trust me


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: KarmaDope on August 12, 2008, 10:18:12 PM
one problem, i work in public service and deal with service users...it HAS to be gone by the time i go back to work!

trust me

Now I'm scared.


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: Laxie on August 12, 2008, 10:18:52 PM
am soooo glad I was late... was going to volunteer... not any more ;)

We could always give Mr. Laxie a break this time and give you his spot.  Reckon he'd buy your drinks all week-end just to get out of it.   rotflmfao

LOL... will see if I get snapped up by anyone else ;)

Too late...we've already snapped you up!!! 

I'll play for anyone me... I ain't bothered...

BUT.. I am a proper keeper... I have all the gear...


We'll let yourself and Sharplea sort it out between ye.  We're just delighted to have ye on the team, definitely not picky about positions...on the field that is. 

Hair colour will be a washable job (no bleach), but do us a favour and keep it in for the Saturday comp?   rotflmfao


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: amcgrath1uk on August 12, 2008, 10:21:26 PM
am soooo glad I was late... was going to volunteer... not any more ;)

We could always give Mr. Laxie a break this time and give you his spot.  Reckon he'd buy your drinks all week-end just to get out of it.   rotflmfao

LOL... will see if I get snapped up by anyone else ;)

Too late...we've already snapped you up!!! 

I'll play for anyone me... I ain't bothered...

BUT.. I am a proper keeper... I have all the gear...


We'll let yourself and Sharplea sort it out between ye.  We're just delighted to have ye on the team, definitely not picky about positions...on the field that is. 

Hair colour will be a washable job (no bleach), but do us a favour and keep it in for the Saturday comp?   rotflmfao

hmmm at the hair bit....

whats it worth???


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: KarmaDope on August 12, 2008, 10:22:06 PM
You've got hardly any hair, stop complaining.


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: amcgrath1uk on August 12, 2008, 10:23:59 PM
You've got hardly any hair, stop complaining.

maybe not in the pic.. it grows quick lol...

fine fine... i'll live.


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: Laxie on August 12, 2008, 10:27:55 PM
The Team So Far -

Laxie  -  captain and village idiot
Joobie  -  secret weapon  (the girl is a nutter!)
HoldorFold  -  midfield  (she runs well with balls, so good luck keeping up with her)
Claw  -  forward  (stay out of her way or you'll have Joobie to deal with)
PocketLady  -  defence  (new to the team, but rumour has it - she crushes things.  Tread carefully lads)
sharplea  -  midfield supreme  (will be all over the shop)
amcgrath1uk  -  keeper (has all the gear, does exactly what it says on the tin - ye won't get past him)

Ironside  -  team manager (can't spell, but we love him anyway)

Plenty of room for more and means we all get breaks if ye sign up, so don't be shy!!!  Skills not required.  We cheat anyway...and still manage to lose.   rotflmfao


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: amcgrath1uk on August 12, 2008, 10:31:10 PM
The Team So Far -

Laxie  -  captain and village idiot
Joobie
HoldorFold
Claw
PocketLady
sharplea 
amcgrath1uk  -  keeper (?)

Ironside  -  team manager

Plenty of room for more and means we all get breaks if ye sign up, so don't be shy!!!  Skills not required.  We cheat anyway...and still manage to lose.   rotflmfao

I'll play outfield if needs be.. not a prob... no losing this time!!!


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: Laxie on August 12, 2008, 10:34:06 PM
Good man.  Have modified the list.  Cheers!!!  Now then...what are your feelings about feathers?


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: KarmaDope on August 12, 2008, 10:36:09 PM
The Team So Far -

Laxie  -  captain and village idiot
Joobie
HoldorFold
Claw
PocketLady
sharplea  -  midfield supreme  (will be all over the shop)
amcgrath1uk  -  keeper (?)

Ironside  -  team manager

Plenty of room for more and means we all get breaks if ye sign up, so don't be shy!!!  Skills not required.  We cheat anyway...and still manage to lose.   rotflmfao

LOL!

Where'd you get that from?


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: Laxie on August 12, 2008, 10:39:36 PM
Ooops!  Modified the wrong one...lol.  Now I'm all confused.  Easy task, that was. 

You lads decide where you'd like to be and let me know.


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: amcgrath1uk on August 12, 2008, 10:46:43 PM
1 game each in goal??

how'd I feel about feathers?? They tickle!!


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: KarmaDope on August 12, 2008, 10:47:09 PM
dont mind, sort it on day i guess...no rush!


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: amcgrath1uk on August 12, 2008, 10:48:20 PM
dont mind, sort it on day i guess...no rush!

Indeed.. depends how hungover from friday I imagine!


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: KarmaDope on August 12, 2008, 10:48:33 PM
ill be sober lol!


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: amcgrath1uk on August 12, 2008, 10:52:40 PM
lol

depends what time I get to there on Friday and how poor I am...



Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: Laxie on August 12, 2008, 10:55:42 PM
The Team So Far -

Laxie  -  captain and village idiot
Joobie  -  secret weapon  (the girl is a nutter!)
HoldorFold  -  midfield  (she runs well with balls, so good luck keeping up with her)
Claw  -  forward  (stay out of her way or you'll have Joobie to deal with)
PocketLady  -  defence  (new to the team, but rumour has it - she crushes things.  Tread carefully lads)
sharplea  -  midfield supreme / keeper  (will be all over the shop and sober too - how does he do it?!)
amcgrath1uk  -  keeper / midfield supreme (has all the gear, does exactly what it says on the tin - ye won't get past him)

Ironside  -  team manager (can't spell, but we love him anyway)

Plenty of room for more and means we all get breaks if ye sign up, so don't be shy!!!  Skills not required.  We cheat anyway...and still manage to lose.   rotflmfao


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: amcgrath1uk on August 12, 2008, 10:58:54 PM
The Team So Far -

Laxie  -  captain and village idiot
Joobie  -  secret weapon  (the girl is a nutter!)
HoldorFold  -  midfield  (she runs well with balls, so good luck keeping up with her)
Claw  -  forward  (stay out of her way or you'll have Joobie to deal with)
PocketLady  -  defence  (new to the team, but rumour has it - she crushes things.  Tread carefully lads)
sharplea  -  midfield supreme / keeper  (will be all over the shop and sober too - how does he do it?!)
amcgrath1uk  -  keeper / midfield supreme (has all the gear, does exactly what it says on the tin - ye won't get past him)

Ironside  -  team manager (can't spell, but we love him anyway)

Sounds perfect!

Plenty of room for more and means we all get breaks if ye sign up, so don't be shy!!!  Skills not required.  We cheat anyway...and still manage to lose.   rotflmfao


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: Laxie on August 13, 2008, 08:04:00 PM
The Team So Far -

Laxie  -  captain and village idiot
Joobie  -  secret weapon  (the girl is a nutter!)
HoldorFold  -  midfield  (she runs well with balls, so good luck keeping up with her)
Claw  -  forward  (stay out of her way or you'll have Joobie to deal with)
PocketLady  -  defence  (new to the team, but rumour has it - she crushes things.  Tread carefully lads)
Kaibobble  -  defence  (another new one.  she's loves to bounce...a lot!)
sharplea  -  midfield supreme / keeper  (will be all over the shop and sober too - how does he do it?!)
amcgrath1uk  -  keeper / midfield supreme (has all the gear, does exactly what it says on the tin - ye won't get past him)

Ironside  -  team manager (can't spell, but we love him anyway)

Plenty of room for more and means we all get breaks if ye sign up, so don't be shy!!!  Skills not required.  We cheat anyway...and still manage to lose.   rotflmfao


Kaibobble added to the list   ;)


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: Joobie538 on August 15, 2008, 06:21:31 PM

I can't wait for this!!!

I've been practicing my tackling, dribbling and ball control!!!!


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: Sunday8pm on August 22, 2008, 09:06:13 AM
ffs. You aint gona play 10 players in a 5 a side again are you? ;)


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: Laxie on August 22, 2008, 09:30:13 AM
ffs. You aint gona play 10 players in a 5 a side again are you? ;)

We've yet to manage 10 players on the team, so don't know what you're on about, but thanks for bumping the thread.

Come on Ladies!!!  Get in here and sign up!!!


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: Ironside on August 23, 2008, 07:15:11 PM
ffs. You aint gona play 10 players in a 5 a side again are you? ;)


not if we can get 15 on the pitch


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: Laxie on August 28, 2008, 12:07:51 PM
The Team So Far -

Laxie  -  captain and village idiot

Joobie  -  secret weapon  (the girl is a nutter!)

HoldorFold  -  midfield  (she runs well with balls, so good luck keeping up with her)

Claw  -  forward  (stay out of her way or you'll have Joobie to deal with)

PocketLady  -  defence  (new to the team, but rumour has it - she crushes things.  Tread carefully lads)

Kaibobble  -  defence  (another new one.  she's loves to bounce...a lot!)

Ismane  -  midfield/defence/forward  (an all around kinda girl.  moves with the greatest of ease and LOVES footy)

sharplea  -  midfield supreme / keeper  (will be all over the shop and sober too - how does he do it?!)

amcgrath1uk  -  keeper / midfield supreme (has all the gear, does exactly what it says on the tin - ye won't get past him)


Ironside  -  team manager (can't spell, but we love him anyway)


Plenty of room for more and means we all get breaks if ye sign up, so don't be shy!!!  Skills not required.  We cheat anyway...and still manage to lose.   rotflmfao



Team shaping up nicely.  How many are we allowed on the pitch at one time?  I forget.


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: Joobie538 on August 28, 2008, 12:24:09 PM
think we managed 8 last time!  more the merrier! any ref that says we have too many on the pitch has me to deal with!!!  hehehe


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: Laxie on August 28, 2008, 12:28:04 PM
Sounds fair to me.   rotflmfao  Although, if Tighty is the ref again, we could be in a spot of bother.  He gave me a yellow card last time he was on the pitch.  And I hardly did anything.  Hardly.


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: Joobie538 on August 28, 2008, 12:31:13 PM
ahhhh!!   well he can't give out yellow/red cards if we steal them!


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: Laxie on August 28, 2008, 12:32:22 PM
Fair point.  Will work out the strategy for that on the day, but I'm sure we can sort it.


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: Joobie538 on August 28, 2008, 12:48:17 PM
i'm currently working on a plan of the top secret variety!!  hehehe


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: Ironside on August 28, 2008, 06:09:49 PM
anyone aproached nursey about playing the footy?


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: Laxie on August 28, 2008, 06:16:48 PM
Not I.  Would love to have her on the team, but will leave it with our team manager to recruit her. 








PS  You're our team manager.


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: Ismene on August 30, 2008, 10:00:41 PM
If i bump into her at work before you get the chance i will ask....


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: Laxie on August 30, 2008, 10:20:13 PM
Good woman...cheers!!!


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: HOLDorFOLD on August 31, 2008, 12:35:24 AM
GULP

Maybe I should cut down the smoking now then - was hoping to get the 'dishing out the orange quarters at half time' role not bleedin midfield   :o

(are you getting me back for ducking out at Cardiff chicka hahaha)


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: Laxie on August 31, 2008, 12:37:44 AM
Midfield?  Heck...we never stick to the spots I post here.   rotflmfao  As long as yer on the field terrorising the lads in one way or another, that's all that matters.


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: HOLDorFOLD on August 31, 2008, 12:47:43 AM
Midfield?  Heck...we never stick to the spots I post here.   rotflmfao  As long as yer on the field terrorising the lads in one way or another, that's all that matters.

result - I'm there then  ;D



Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: Ironside on August 31, 2008, 09:50:49 AM
laxie can i just check we are not using same tactics we used in the 2nd game in nottingham overwise i will have to get a heart check up before i travel


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: Laxie on August 31, 2008, 02:05:26 PM
laxie can i just check we are not using same tactics we used in the 2nd game in nottingham overwise i will have to get a heart check up before i travel

Can't promise you anything pet.  But see yer doctor...just in case.


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: Claw75 on September 09, 2008, 10:00:29 PM
no joy getting my imaginary friend to play for ladies' team now he's signed up for the bash.  He said he'll come and watch though, so maybe we can get him to fetch our beers etc?


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: Laxie on September 09, 2008, 10:26:07 PM
no joy getting my imaginary friend to play for ladies' team now he's signed up for the bash.  He said he'll come and watch though, so maybe we can get him to fetch our beers etc?

Well, if he won't play for us, he has no choice but to fetch our drinks. 


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: Claw75 on September 09, 2008, 10:26:47 PM
no joy getting my imaginary friend to play for ladies' team now he's signed up for the bash.  He said he'll come and watch though, so maybe we can get him to fetch our beers etc?

Well, if he won't play for us, he has no choice but to fetch our drinks. 

he has agreed.  now what sort of outfit should our drink fetcher wear do you think.........?


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: Joobie538 on September 10, 2008, 07:30:05 AM
something with tassles!!


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: Laxie on September 10, 2008, 09:17:21 AM
 rotflmfao  That'll work


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: HOLDorFOLD on September 14, 2008, 11:42:25 PM
something with tassles!!

 rotflmfao


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: Laxie on September 15, 2008, 12:40:55 PM
The Team So Far -

Laxie  -  captain and village idiot

Joobie  -  secret weapon  (the girl is a nutter!)

HoldorFold  -  midfield  (she runs well with balls, so good luck keeping up with her)

Claw  -  forward  (stay out of her way or you'll have Joobie to deal with)

PocketLady  -  defence  (new to the team, but rumour has it - she crushes things.  Tread carefully lads)

Kaibobble  -  defence  (another new one.  she's loves to bounce...a lot!)

Ismene  -  midfield/defence/forward  (an all around kinda girl.  moves with the greatest of ease and LOVES footy)

sharplea  -  midfield supreme / keeper  (will be all over the shop and sober too - how does he do it?!)

amcgrath1uk  -  keeper / midfield supreme (has all the gear, does exactly what it says on the tin - ye won't get past him)


Ironside  -  team manager (can't spell, but we love him anyway)


Still room for more, so don't be shy!!!  Skills not required.  We cheat anyway.   rotflmfao




Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: Laxie on September 16, 2008, 02:54:04 PM
Lads........................................................


















I've been shopping.   ;whistle; rotflmfao


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: Ismene on September 16, 2008, 03:04:38 PM
anyone aproached nursey about playing the footy?
I am rubbish - will phone her now


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: Ismene on September 16, 2008, 03:06:09 PM
The Team So Far -

Laxie  -  captain and village idiot

Joobie  -  secret weapon  (the girl is a nutter!)

HoldorFold  -  midfield  (she runs well with balls, so good luck keeping up with her)

Claw  -  forward  (stay out of her way or you'll have Joobie to deal with)

PocketLady  -  defence  (new to the team, but rumour has it - she crushes things.  Tread carefully lads)

Kaibobble  -  defence  (another new one.  she's loves to bounce...a lot!)

Ismene  -  midfield/defence/forward  (an all around kinda girl.  moves with the greatest of ease and LOVES footy)
sharplea  -  midfield supreme / keeper  (will be all over the shop and sober too - how does he do it?!)

amcgrath1uk  -  keeper / midfield supreme (has all the gear, does exactly what it says on the tin - ye won't get past him)


Ironside  -  team manager (can't spell, but we love him anyway)


Still room for more, so don't be shy!!!  Skills not required.  We cheat anyway.   rotflmfao




OMG can i meet this woman?!


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: Kaibobble on September 16, 2008, 03:07:27 PM
OI just saw my name on here, cheeky monkey.

Not sure I will be able to get there that early, I am designated driver....believe me you will only keep tripping over me anyway.


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: Claw75 on September 16, 2008, 03:08:44 PM
just saw my name on here - great can't wait! :)up

FYP :)


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: Laxie on September 16, 2008, 03:09:46 PM
Quote
OMG can i meet this woman?!
No worries, will sort intros on the day.  Just need to bring a mirror and some meds.   rotflmfao

OI just saw my name on here, cheeky monkey.

Not sure I will be able to get there that early, I am designated driver....believe me you will only keep tripping over me anyway.

Yer name has been there for weeks now.  No backing out or I'll steal yer shoes!


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: TightEnd on September 16, 2008, 03:10:21 PM
I volunteer to be first shopping guinea pig

and at the football


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: Laxie on September 16, 2008, 03:13:54 PM
We're counting on you to be a ...*cough*...fair and impartial ref.  Kind of. 


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: mondatoo on September 16, 2008, 04:43:55 PM
We're counting on you to be a ... ...fair and impartial ref.  Kind of. 

But then you would have no chance.We northerners have already won this especially now we have Leknave Rich & Maldini back.


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: Laxie on September 16, 2008, 04:45:29 PM
We have come up with new counter measures for this potential threat.  No worries.


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: mondatoo on September 16, 2008, 04:52:39 PM
We have come up with new counter measures for this potential threat.  No worries.

You may easily intimidate them southern softies but us northern lads won't be frightened so easily.


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: Claw75 on September 16, 2008, 05:41:39 PM
We have come up with new counter measures for this potential threat.  No worries.

You may easily intimidate them southern softies but us northern lads won't be frightened so easily.

northern monkeys = piece of cake.


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: mondatoo on September 16, 2008, 06:29:57 PM
We have come up with new counter measures for this potential threat.  No worries.

You may easily intimidate them southern softies but us northern lads won't be frightened so easily.

northern monkeys = piece of cake.

When i can think of a witty comeback i'll respond to that... it may take a while.


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: DUNK619 on September 16, 2008, 06:31:08 PM
We have come up with new counter measures for this potential threat.  No worries.

You may easily intimidate them southern softies but us northern lads won't be frightened so easily.
spoken like a man who hasnt met them b4


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: Claw75 on September 16, 2008, 06:34:56 PM
We have come up with new counter measures for this potential threat.  No worries.

You may easily intimidate them southern softies but us northern lads won't be frightened so easily.
spoken like a man who hasnt met them b4

 :goodpost:


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: Laxie on September 16, 2008, 06:36:08 PM
 rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao ;applause; ;hattip;


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: mondatoo on September 16, 2008, 06:39:16 PM
We have come up with new counter measures for this potential threat.  No worries.

You may easily intimidate them southern softies but us northern lads won't be frightened so easily.
spoken like a man who hasnt met them b4

LOL I'm not afraid, although i do have a tight hamstring and my participation may be withdrawing if i feel a twinge on the day.


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: Laxie on September 16, 2008, 06:40:45 PM
We specialise in twinging things.


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: mondatoo on September 16, 2008, 06:50:58 PM
[  ] I will be resting and letting others play when we play the Ladies team
[X] The box above should have a cross in it


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: Joobie538 on September 16, 2008, 10:23:43 PM

Chicken!!!


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: gatso on September 16, 2008, 11:01:07 PM
[  ] I will be resting and letting others play when we play the Ladies team
[X] The box above should have a cross in it

10/10 for creative use of boxes

0/10 for bravery


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: mondatoo on September 16, 2008, 11:17:39 PM
I'm brave enough to face a couple of girls though gatso. ;whistle;


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: Joobie538 on September 17, 2008, 12:40:03 AM
I'm brave enough to face a couple of girls though gatso. ;whistle;

hahahaha this is going to be fun!!!


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: gatso on September 17, 2008, 12:58:25 AM
I'm brave enough to face a couple of girls though gatso. ;whistle;

yeah, good luck, you haven't met them yet have you? the only 2 I'd take on in a fight are the blokes, just target asa and sharples and you'll be alright


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: amcgrath1uk on September 17, 2008, 01:00:22 AM
I'm brave enough to face a couple of girls though gatso. ;whistle;

yeah, good luck, you haven't met them yet have you? the only 2 I'd take on in a fight are the blokes, just target asa and sharples and you'll be alright


LOL.. target me eh... interesting :p


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: mondatoo on September 17, 2008, 01:11:01 AM
I'm brave enough to face a couple of girls though gatso. ;whistle;

yeah, good luck, you haven't met them yet have you? the only 2 I'd take on in a fight are the blokes, just target asa and sharples and you'll be alright


Whoa Whoa and Whoa i ain't talking about fighting just giving an ass kicking at football,LOL looks like you've managed to get yourself in a spot of bother now whereas I know just from on here that Claw and Laxie are both lovely people so i'll be fine. ;D


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: gatso on September 17, 2008, 01:13:58 AM
I know just from on here that Claw and Laxie are both lovely people

not on a football pitch they ain't


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: Laxie on September 17, 2008, 09:18:10 AM
I know just from on here that Claw and Laxie are both lovely people

not on a football pitch they ain't
  Shhhhhhhhhhh!!! 

Lovely.  Yep.  That's us.


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: kinboshi on September 17, 2008, 09:38:42 AM
Page 15 from the Ladies Team training manual:

(http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc43/kinboshi/training-manual.jpg)


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: Laxie on September 17, 2008, 09:43:52 AM
No, no, no Kin...that's page one.  Right after the introduction to football.

PS  I REALLY am sorry...didn't mean to do it...honest Gov.


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: Claw75 on September 17, 2008, 10:51:55 AM
I know just from on here that Claw and Laxie are both lovely people so i'll be fine. ;D

lol - nice try buster!!!!  ;nemesis;


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: mondatoo on September 17, 2008, 12:02:30 PM
It turns out I have an extremely important board meeting to go to so it looks like I won't make it, honest blonde investment group,it's on our private forum that you girls don't have access to. ;)



Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: gatso on September 17, 2008, 12:18:22 PM
It turns out I have an extremely important board meeting to go to so it looks like I won't make it, honest blonde investment group,it's on our private forum that you girls don't have access to. ;)



are girls not allowed on that forum? cool, we can just talk about them, all that financial stuff is dead boring anyway


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: Laxie on September 17, 2008, 12:24:27 PM
Ummmm, how can ye have scheduled a meeting for that time when so many of ye are supposed to be on a footy pitch?  Surely you can sort it for another time during the week-end?  Every team that's playing would be affected by this meeting.  Sigh.


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: mondatoo on September 17, 2008, 12:26:24 PM
It turns out I have an extremely important board meeting to go to so it looks like I won't make it, honest blonde investment group,it's on our private forum that you girls don't have access to. ;)



are girls not allowed on that forum? cool, we can just talk about them, all that financial stuff is dead boring anyway

I know that Claw and Laxie aren't members of the secret forum thus don't have access.

Don't worry Laxie i'll be there on the pitch running away from you and the ball.Not sure if anyone else is ment to be doing both.


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: TightEnd on September 17, 2008, 12:28:12 PM
Well if people can confirm please who now isn't doing the football and instead is meeting elsewhere

If its a load of people I'll cancel the football and stay in bed, not being mucked around by people when its taken a lot of sorting out


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: mondatoo on September 17, 2008, 12:31:41 PM
Well if people can confirm please who now isn't doing the football and instead is meeting elsewhere

If its a load of people I'll cancel the football and stay in bed, not being mucked around by people when its taken a lot of sorting out

I was joking I'll be at the football I'm pretty sure it won't have any effect on it.


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: gatso on September 17, 2008, 12:33:56 PM
the only other person supposed to be at the meeting afaik is Ling (she's allowed on the secret boys' forum) so you'll have to sort her out Laxie


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: Ironside on September 17, 2008, 04:30:57 PM
uck the board meeting have it over lunch


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: Ismene on September 18, 2008, 10:53:55 AM
Sorry guys have been pants - and not sorting my life out - note to self must buy diary.

Let me discover quite how well I have double booked myself.

I'm afraid I will prob have to be late. But will be sending best vibes and buying cupcakes / muffins etc


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: Laxie on September 18, 2008, 11:12:24 AM
Sigh...edits made:

The Team So Far -

Laxie  -  captain and village idiot

Joobie  -  secret weapon  (the girl is a nutter!)

HoldorFold  -  midfield  (she runs well with balls, so good luck keeping up with her)

Claw  -  forward  (stay out of her way or you'll have Joobie to deal with)

PocketLady  -  defence  (new to the team, but rumour has it - she crushes things.  Tread carefully lads)

sharplea  -  midfield supreme / keeper  (will be all over the shop and sober too - how does he do it?!)

amcgrath1uk  -  keeper / midfield supreme (has all the gear, does exactly what it says on the tin - ye won't get past him)


Ironside  -  team manager (can't spell, but we love him anyway)



We could do with a couple more ladies if anyone is interested.  Skills accepted but not required.  It's all just a bit of fun, so don't be shy...get yer name down here! 


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: TightEnd on September 19, 2008, 11:52:12 AM
Mrs Laxie has troubling news. Her handcuffs were taken off her at security on the flight out!


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: kinboshi on September 19, 2008, 12:12:51 PM
Mrs Laxie has troubling news. Her handcuffs were taken off her at security on the flight out!

Surely they should be cuffing her, not relieving her of the cuffs!



Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: Claw75 on September 19, 2008, 12:34:31 PM
:(

I'm sure between us we can bring enough pairs of fluffy handcuffs to Luton for Laxie's needs.  I know Indestructable has some...


Title: Re: Ladies Football Team
Post by: PocketLady on September 19, 2008, 12:45:11 PM
Mrs Laxie has troubling news. Her handcuffs were taken off her at security on the flight out!

Oops! :( Ah well still got the other stuff I hope  ;)