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OMG watching this show, I cant believe women do this to themselves!

just watched it.  idiots like that painter don't help!

only 25 mins in here, watching it on +1

artist with a wall of Vaginas.

Artist my arse, prev more the like

i only saw the end!

What a ridiculous idea for a tv show.....so who watched it LOL

And no I didnt..kids were still up.

Most men like to do it in the dark anyway and dont really care what it looks like..am I wrong?

yeah were not bothered what she looks like after a gallon ;)

wtf was this about?

oh i dont know , when it looks like a rag worm its pretty off putting

I was like wtf is this all about! lol. Cool show, felt bad for that young lass who had is snipped, ugg the bleeding.

Who won?

Eeeerm - yes - the dark bit anyway......'see what you're doing' ftw! Although candlelight is always very forgiving.....

Really? and Really? Lol

I think we should have a poll on here! Im voting for lights on and i care a lot what it looks like!

let's not have a poll.  Surely how it feels is more important than how it looks anyhow?

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You are in sooo much trouble   ;nemesis;

this is a bit like the Rebecca Adlington thread in some senses, as everyone's going to have a different idea of what is 'attractive' - go to any amateur porn site and you'll find all different types, all of which have their fans :)

Agreed - it's whatever floats your boat. Men should just be grateful we give them a second glance. 

:D

Fair enough. No poll  :P

Everyone will have their own opinions of course, i was more interested in a,

Does it matter what it looks like?

[ ] Yes

[ ] No

just out of interest then, what would you do/say if you met a great girl, got on fantastically etc, then didn't like the look of it?

Nice helmet. 

(well that's what the girls said)

Oh dear, i can see im not going to sound to great by the end of this thread.
I was just pointing out that some people do care what it looks like.
Im not saying if i met someone i really liked it would effect the relationship at all.
But on a one off basis it could be off putting.

Just my honest opinion.

Evilpie please dont post any stories on here  ;D

:D

Oh man!!!

Where did I put my therapist's number? She know's them all!!

wtf?? i'm assuming you're a bloke?

I just cant imagine in what parallel universe, under any circumstances, you'd think a bloke would give a shit.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=tPjTqx18ISU&feature=related

If the bitch is green there's something wrong.............

Lol

Thats why i requested the poll, i was intrigued to find out if i was the only person who gave a shit?

Possibly in my parallel universe a few more people would know what i meant ??

probably, but when would they find the time to post what with watching will & grace and listening to scissor sisters all day?

i dont care aslong as it aint got a afro

FFS I knew there was something weird going on in this universe. That would explain why I went to see Mamma Mia last week.

I do see the logic behind your thinking though.

Right I need to be careful how I put this as I don't want to offend anyone or indeed make myself look gay.

I'm not saying that they have to look perfect but if a vagina (cool word) is a bit fucked up I don't want to go near it!!

Maybe if I was just after a shag like a lot of blokes are it would be ok. These are obviously real men who would f**k anything that moves. Fair enough. You're real men, I'm gay, whatever......

However, personally I like to get a bit closer to the finer parts of the female form. It's for that reason that I prefer one that looks tidy.

If I had the choice between a manky old pie that I'd found in the street or a perfect gourmet pie I know which one I'd be eating.

In fact if it was a really manky pie I'd rather just go hungry.

You know what I'm saying?

gay

This is why EvilPie is not allowed to go speed dating any more.

I understand your point evilpie, but surely as long as the woman keeps herself clean and well groomed that's all that matters?

That's exactly what I'm saying.

Even a manky pie can be tarted up a bit and made to look and taste like quite a nice pie. It just takes a bit of effort.

I'm wondering:

a) How far you can take the pie metaphor
b) What the link to your forum name is?

well that's fine and perfectly acceptable imo.  The programme that was under discussion involved girls and women having reconstructive surgery because they didn't like the way their (perfectly 'normal') bits looked, and had had blokes taking the mick.

lol :D

I sometimes wonder. I fit most of the criteria.

As soon as I start wanting to probe other men's bottoms then I think I'm there!!  

;bumwiggle;

One of my clients came in recently and she had just had a wax and jewellery added - lots of pink flowers stuck around the bikini line - flat obv to avoid catching on underwear and teeth etc. Is that too much or is that the level of effort you are looking for?  ;carlocitrone;

a) - A hell of a long way

b) - I'm an evil c**t!!!!!!!

 ;nemesis;

What? No vanilla flavouring?

That's just plain disgusting!!!!!!!

Can someone explain what the being gay has got to do with anything?
Were talking about whether the appearance of a ladies vagina matters to you or not.

Bolt obviously doest care.
I do.

Fair enough.

But i fail to see how has this got anything to do with being gay?

so gay

rotflmfao

Lol

I walked into this one didnt I

You got me, im gay as the day is long, ive never even seen a vaglina or whatever your talking about. They all repulse me, im only interested in men.

So now thats sorted, im assuming you havent seen many either bolt? Spend a lot of time chatting to women on your computer? When you finally get to meet them it turns out to be an 18 stone bloke called Winston? Winston did things we can never talk about didnt he? Now you just like to call people gay?

Im there for you bud, if you need a homo to cry on.

Ill be more gentle than Winston to.

x
 

lol, but it doesn't matter what it looks like as long as its clean, and i am picky I wont go down on a girl unless she is shaven.

 I dunno, but as soon as anyone starts talking about ketchup with their pie, I'm outta here...

Ketchup's not a problem.

It always fun to recreate a murder scene!!

I think we all have a duty to keep our bits clean, guys as well as girls.  This is probably a very dangerous statement on this thread, but as a woman, if I had a vagina that was seriously not pretty I would be inclined to go and have a operation myself.  Although I would never have plastic surgery of any kind myself, I can understand those who see themselves has having abnormal shaped/sized body parts feeling insecure about this and having an operation to give themselves more self confidence.  Obviously this is within reason.  I think it's stupid when girls with C or D cup boobs go and have a breast enlargement.  That's just vanity.

Some sense at last.
Some people genitals just look strange.
Now some people dont care, some people do.
If i want to worry about it i will. If someone has no confidence because of how they look down there then one solution is to change its appearance.

I completely agree with the boobs statement to. When people with ample breasts move up a couple of cup sizes it just makes them look strange, not sexy. But again thats my opinion. Im sure all the Jordan fans would argue with me!

GayStu

(at least we have finally found me a nickname!)

POTW!

What someones bits look like. Is that what it really comes down to these days?

And they say romance is dead.

Well I'm not an experienced gynae but...

It's always been about what people's bits look like.  This is just about different bits...

Blatant 'my wifes just had twins and I'm not having much sleep for the wrong reasons' post...

yeah maybe :)

Or it could be a blatant 'daft thread' resistance.  Once the dog has seen the rabbit...

It's terrible really when you think about it.

Unfortunately it's an age of vanity and looks are important to a lot of people. Not just the looks of their bits but the whole package.

I hate to admit it because I think it's bad but I'm one of them.

I don't know why. It's just the way I am. I'm not a bad person or anything I just want someone I'm with in that way to look nice.

Maybe it's just that what I find nice is the current fashion. Maybe if the current fashion was for larger people who were covered with hair then what I find attractive may be deemed strange.

Horses for courses I suppose.

And as my Grandad used to say " And cows fuck cows!"

And as my Grandad used to say " And cows fuck cows!"

I bet he didn't say it in mixed company though.

Just curious...so you guys find the perfect woman..Mrs Right and you get married.

5 years down the line you have 2/3 kids and her "bits" have been stretched/slashed/torn apart giving birth to your babies.

Is she no longer attractive?

N/A as you're not going to be having much sex anyway with 2/3 kids running around the shop.

omg just seen this thread!

the girl rosie who was on the programme is my friend!!! couldnt believe it when i heard she was gonna be on this show. i rememeber her sister used to say to me a few years ago that rosie had a 'hanging ham' as she put it. i was like wtf. havent seen her for a few months now but everyones been talkin about it.

hilarious!

FYP

I have experience of 2 ladies that have had 2 children each. Neither of these were ripped or torn??

They were fine and normal and did not have 'hanging ham'.

I think the 'hanging ham' description gives a good picture of what i dont like to find down there.  :D

When you truly connect with your mind as well as your body you will know what beauty is.

like cracking one off whilst watching countdown?

"Can I have four from the top and two from the bottom please Carol?"