Title: Northern Monkeys Football Recruitment Thread Post by: Sunday8pm on August 22, 2008, 06:20:34 PM Sign up here please people. Only people need apply are current professional footballers, Ex professional footballers, future professional footballers and olympic gold medallists.
Only kiddin. Lets get a good team together and win it this year! Title: Re: Northern Monkeys Football Recruitment Thread Post by: ChipRich on August 22, 2008, 06:25:13 PM Put me down as a maybe plz.
Title: Re: Northern Monkeys Football Recruitment Thread Post by: mondatoo on August 25, 2008, 11:33:47 AM Put me down as an ole gunnar type super sub, i normally last about 2 mins.
Title: Re: Northern Monkeys Football Recruitment Thread Post by: Laxie on August 25, 2008, 02:42:44 PM If ye don't manage to gather enough for a full team, the Ladies team might make some room for you.
Title: Re: Northern Monkeys Football Recruitment Thread Post by: matt674 on August 25, 2008, 02:57:10 PM If ye don't manage to gather enough for a full team, the Ladies team might make some room for you. fnaar fnaar i'm in (oo-er matron) ;whistle; Title: Re: Northern Monkeys Football Recruitment Thread Post by: Sunday8pm on September 02, 2008, 01:23:07 AM ttt
Title: Re: Northern Monkeys Football Recruitment Thread Post by: maldini32 on September 02, 2008, 01:27:11 AM obv im there son.
Title: Re: Northern Monkeys Football Recruitment Thread Post by: kinboshi on September 02, 2008, 01:45:05 PM Title: Re: Northern Monkeys Football Recruitment Thread Post by: AlexMartin on September 02, 2008, 06:57:48 PM Not from up north but want to play, plus team looks quality and obv the best join the best.
Title: Re: Northern Monkeys Football Recruitment Thread Post by: Laxie on September 02, 2008, 07:17:08 PM You're officially kicked off the Ladies Team for that remark. Where's me whip?!
Title: Re: Northern Monkeys Football Recruitment Thread Post by: kinboshi on September 02, 2008, 07:35:32 PM Not from up north but want to play, plus team looks quality and obv the best join the best. [ x ] playing for the Northern Monkeys is +EV Title: Re: Northern Monkeys Football Recruitment Thread Post by: kinboshi on September 04, 2008, 02:27:59 PM OK - I'm the new player/manager for the Northern Monkeys.
So far we have: 1. maldini32 2. matt674 3. AlexMartin 4. mondatoo 5. kinboshi 6. ChipRich (as a maybe) Any more? Title: Re: Northern Monkeys Football Recruitment Thread Post by: ChipRich on September 09, 2008, 06:02:14 PM Defo a no im afraid.
Take it down without me though plzzzzzzzz. Title: Re: Northern Monkeys Football Recruitment Thread Post by: kinboshi on September 09, 2008, 06:03:47 PM Defo a no im afraid. Take it down without me though plzzzzzzzz. ;grr; Title: Re: Northern Monkeys Football Recruitment Thread Post by: Laxie on September 09, 2008, 06:14:31 PM Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! The ladies might have a chance this time!!!
Title: Re: Northern Monkeys Football Recruitment Thread Post by: turny on September 09, 2008, 06:19:20 PM Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! The ladies might have a chance this time!!! the northern monkeys defo have no chance lmao Title: Re: Northern Monkeys Football Recruitment Thread Post by: TightEnd on September 09, 2008, 07:06:06 PM minus the boy band what is the situation with this team now please?
Title: Re: Northern Monkeys Football Recruitment Thread Post by: kinboshi on September 09, 2008, 07:41:16 PM minus the boy band what is the situation with this team now please? We're good, thanks. Title: Re: Northern Monkeys Football Recruitment Thread Post by: kinboshi on September 09, 2008, 07:42:11 PM Northern Monkeys / England - current squad:
1. maldini32 2. matt674 3. AlexMartin 4. mondatoo 5. kinboshi 6. EvilPie Title: Re: Northern Monkeys Football Recruitment Thread Post by: EvilPie on September 09, 2008, 10:20:00 PM Northern Monkeys / England - current squad: 1. maldini32 2. matt674 3. AlexMartin 4. mondatoo 5. kinboshi 6. EvilPie WTF?????????? ;surrender; Title: Re: Northern Monkeys Football Recruitment Thread Post by: kinboshi on September 10, 2008, 12:44:52 PM Northern Monkeys / England - current squad: 1. maldini32 2. matt674 3. AlexMartin 4. mondatoo 5. kinboshi 6. EvilPie WTF?????????? ;surrender; :)up Title: Re: Northern Monkeys Football Recruitment Thread Post by: EvilPie on September 10, 2008, 12:47:44 PM Northern Monkeys / England - current squad: 1. maldini32 2. matt674 3. AlexMartin 4. mondatoo 5. kinboshi 6. EvilPie WTF?????????? ;surrender; :)up What time and what day does this disastrous event take place? Don't forget that I was 3 hours late for an APAT tournament starting at 2.30 because of a hangover. How can I be expected to surface to kick a ball about in the freezing cold? Title: Re: Northern Monkeys Football Recruitment Thread Post by: kinboshi on September 10, 2008, 02:01:51 PM Northern Monkeys / England - current squad: 1. maldini32 2. matt674 3. AlexMartin 4. mondatoo 5. kinboshi 6. EvilPie WTF?????????? ;surrender; :)up What time and what day does this disastrous event take place? Don't forget that I was 3 hours late for an APAT tournament starting at 2.30 because of a hangover. How can I be expected to surface to kick a ball about in the freezing cold? You'll be fine. Drag Stu along as well. Your country needs you. Title: Re: Northern Monkeys Football Recruitment Thread Post by: Laxie on September 10, 2008, 02:05:15 PM If you give them your room number, you won't sleep in. But do us a favour and don't tell us what you ARE doing.
Title: Re: Northern Monkeys Football Recruitment Thread Post by: StuartHopkin on September 11, 2008, 01:05:51 AM Lol
Matt told me about this tonight. My book is open Matt being up before midday 12/1 Matt getting up to play football 100/1 One of us waking up in central london 2/1 Nothing exciting im afraid Laxie. Were just a pair of lazy alcoholics. That apat tournament was the finest example. We hit Cardiff that hard that i didnt wake up till 2pm. Realised we only had half an hour to find the casino only for Matt to kindly point out it was 4pm. Title: Re: Northern Monkeys Football Recruitment Thread Post by: AlexMartin on September 12, 2008, 07:30:19 PM Northern Monkeys / England - current squad: 1. maldini32 2. matt674 3. AlexMartin 4. mondatoo 5. kinboshi 6. EvilPie WTF?????????? ;surrender; :)up What time and what day does this disastrous event take place? Don't forget that I was 3 hours late for an APAT tournament starting at 2.30 because of a hangover. How can I be expected to surface to kick a ball about in the freezing cold? its only september mate! Title: Re: Northern Monkeys Football Recruitment Thread Post by: matt674 on September 12, 2008, 11:47:08 PM Lol Matt told me about this tonight. My book is open Matt being up before midday 12/1 Matt getting up to play football 100/1 One of us waking up in central london 2/1 Nothing exciting im afraid Laxie. Were just a pair of lazy alcoholics. That apat tournament was the finest example. We hit Cardiff that hard that i didnt wake up till 2pm. Realised we only had half an hour to find the casino only for Matt to kindly point out it was 4pm. I will place 1 banana at odds of 100/1 that i will be up to play the football thanking you kindly Title: Re: Northern Monkeys Football Recruitment Thread Post by: maldini32 on September 15, 2008, 04:44:33 PM Sorry guys i will not be attendance, someone else will have to run the show.
Apologies. Title: Re: Northern Monkeys Football Recruitment Thread Post by: kinboshi on September 15, 2008, 04:45:25 PM Sorry guys i will not be attendance, someone else will have to run the show. Apologies. ;gobsmacked; Title: Re: Northern Monkeys Football Recruitment Thread Post by: maldini32 on September 15, 2008, 08:19:07 PM Bk in cos Kin bollocked me.
Title: Re: Northern Monkeys Football Recruitment Thread Post by: ChipRich on September 15, 2008, 08:21:02 PM Bk in cos Kin bollocked me. Me 2. lets gogogogo Monkeys. Title: Re: Northern Monkeys Football Recruitment Thread Post by: DUNK619 on September 15, 2008, 08:23:20 PM Bk in cos Kin bollocked me. Me 2. lets gogogogo Monkeys. Title: Re: Northern Monkeys Football Recruitment Thread Post by: ChipRich on September 15, 2008, 08:24:53 PM We were gna drive down at 10.30ish, but Maldini says he'll drive down at 7am so me and him can play the footy.
Title: Re: Northern Monkeys Football Recruitment Thread Post by: kinboshi on September 15, 2008, 08:29:16 PM We were gna drive down at 10.30ish, but Maldini says he'll drive down at 7am so me and him can play the footy. ;mexicanwave; Title: Re: Northern Monkeys Football Recruitment Thread Post by: littlemissC on September 15, 2008, 08:29:57 PM We were gna drive down at 10.30ish, but Maldini says he'll drive down at 7am so me and him can play the footy. while leknave sleeps?Title: Re: Northern Monkeys Football Recruitment Thread Post by: kinboshi on September 15, 2008, 08:31:05 PM We were gna drive down at 10.30ish, but Maldini says he'll drive down at 7am so me and him can play the footy. while leknave sleeps?ldo - he always sleeps Title: Re: Northern Monkeys Football Recruitment Thread Post by: LeKnave on September 15, 2008, 08:38:44 PM We were gna drive down at 10.30ish, but Maldini says he'll drive down at 7am so me and him can play the footy. while leknave sleeps?ldo - he always sleeps indeed, im gonna be so bolloxed with this redic plan. Title: Re: Northern Monkeys Football Recruitment Thread Post by: DUNK619 on September 16, 2008, 07:18:32 PM if your desperate i can stand in goal 4 u im fat so probs fill it moving is not my speciality tho
Title: Re: Northern Monkeys Football Recruitment Thread Post by: AlexMartin on September 16, 2008, 11:14:49 PM what time it start and where we meeting
seriously unfit so gym tomoz obv Title: Re: Northern Monkeys Football Recruitment Thread Post by: Laxie on September 16, 2008, 11:16:05 PM Quote 11.15am to 1.15pm on Saturday 20th Spetember Where? Vauxhall Sports Club, Luton, Pitch one (same as for bb4) That's the basics anyway Title: Re: Northern Monkeys Football Recruitment Thread Post by: ChipRich on September 16, 2008, 11:18:07 PM seriously unfit [X] me 2so gym tomoz obv [ ] me 2Title: Re: Northern Monkeys Football Recruitment Thread Post by: mondatoo on September 16, 2008, 11:19:18 PM seriously unfit [X] me 2so gym tomoz obv [ ] me 2LOL +1 Title: Re: Northern Monkeys Football Recruitment Thread Post by: kinboshi on September 17, 2008, 12:32:11 PM if your desperate i can stand in goal 4 u im fat so probs fill it moving is not my speciality tho We have a keeper, but you're more than welcome to join the side. We have Gerrard and Dalglish in the side. You can be Jan Molby. :)up Title: Re: Northern Monkeys Football Recruitment Thread Post by: mondatoo on September 17, 2008, 12:34:06 PM if your desperate i can stand in goal 4 u im fat so probs fill it moving is not my speciality tho We have a keeper, but you're more than welcome to join the side. We have Gerrard and Dalglish in the side. You can be Jan (http://www.blondepoker.com/blondepedia/blondepedia_view_player.php?player_id=590) Molby (http://www.blondepoker.com/blondepedia/blondepedia_view_player.php?player_id=590). :)up I was intending on filling that role.It's what im good at,not tracking back that is Title: Re: Northern Monkeys Football Recruitment Thread Post by: kinboshi on September 17, 2008, 12:58:27 PM if your desperate i can stand in goal 4 u im fat so probs fill it moving is not my speciality tho We have a keeper, but you're more than welcome to join the side. We have Gerrard and Dalglish in the side. You can be Jan (http://www.blondepoker.com/blondepedia/blondepedia_view_player.php?player_id=590) Molby (http://www.blondepoker.com/blondepedia/blondepedia_view_player.php?player_id=590). :)up I was intending on filling that role.It's what im good at,not tracking back that is Do you have the physique for the Molby role? Or should that be Molby roll...? Title: Re: Northern Monkeys Football Recruitment Thread Post by: mondatoo on September 17, 2008, 01:06:32 PM if your desperate i can stand in goal 4 u im fat so probs fill it moving is not my speciality tho We have a keeper, but you're more than welcome to join the side. We have Gerrard and Dalglish in the side. You can be Jan (http://www.blondepoker.com/blondepedia/blondepedia_view_player.php?player_id=590) Molby (http://www.blondepoker.com/blondepedia/blondepedia_view_player.php?player_id=590). :)up I was intending on filling that role.It's what im good at,not tracking back that is Do you have the physique for the Molby role? Or should that be Molby roll...? I've lost a bit of weight recently actually and i'm taller than he is but I'm sure I could fill the role well. Title: Re: Northern Monkeys Football Recruitment Thread Post by: EvilPie on September 17, 2008, 02:07:56 PM Have you got plenty of people who want to play this?
If so then count me out because I'm a lazy bastard who doesn't like the cold weather. And yes I know it's only September but it's still cold at that ridiculous hour of the morning. Will it even be light by then? Title: Re: Northern Monkeys Football Recruitment Thread Post by: kinboshi on September 17, 2008, 04:33:17 PM Have you got plenty of people who want to play this? If so then count me out because I'm a lazy bastard who doesn't like the cold weather. And yes I know it's only September but it's still cold at that ridiculous hour of the morning. Will it even be light by then? We have enough for a team, but only if you're there as well. Therefore you are not surplus to requirements. See you there :)up Title: Re: Northern Monkeys Football Recruitment Thread Post by: EvilPie on September 18, 2008, 10:58:07 AM Have you got plenty of people who want to play this? If so then count me out because I'm a lazy bastard who doesn't like the cold weather. And yes I know it's only September but it's still cold at that ridiculous hour of the morning. Will it even be light by then? We have enough for a team, but only if you're there as well. Therefore you are not surplus to requirements. See you there :)up What time does it start? Is it on the saturday? Will there be somewhere to sit down and have a fag? Title: Re: Northern Monkeys Football Recruitment Thread Post by: kinboshi on September 18, 2008, 05:02:03 PM Have you got plenty of people who want to play this? If so then count me out because I'm a lazy bastard who doesn't like the cold weather. And yes I know it's only September but it's still cold at that ridiculous hour of the morning. Will it even be light by then? We have enough for a team, but only if you're there as well. Therefore you are not surplus to requirements. See you there :)up What time does it start? No idea. Quote Is it on the saturday? Yes. Quote Will there be somewhere to sit down and have a fag? Yes. Title: Re: Northern Monkeys Football Recruitment Thread Post by: kinboshi on September 18, 2008, 05:02:29 PM http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=36436.0
Title: Re: Northern Monkeys Football Recruitment Thread Post by: Laxie on September 18, 2008, 05:03:17 PM Starts at 11:15 Be there at 11:00 ;)
Title: Re: Northern Monkeys Football Recruitment Thread Post by: EvilPie on September 19, 2008, 12:14:44 PM Starts at 11:15 Be there at 11:00 ;) rotflmfaoTitle: Re: Northern Monkeys Football Recruitment Thread Post by: kinboshi on September 19, 2008, 12:15:35 PM :)up Title: Re: Northern Monkeys Football Recruitment Thread Post by: ChipRich on September 19, 2008, 12:17:40 PM Setting off with Maldini and LeKnave at 7am 2mo morn for this.
We better fkin win! lets gogogogogogogo Team! Title: Re: Northern Monkeys Football Recruitment Thread Post by: AlexMartin on September 19, 2008, 12:27:46 PM Setting off with Maldini and LeKnave at 7am 2mo morn for this. We better fkin win! lets gogogogogogogo Team! admire that early start lads, seeya there. Title: Re: Northern Monkeys Football Recruitment Thread Post by: kinboshi on September 19, 2008, 12:29:21 PM Setting off with Maldini and LeKnave at 7am 2mo morn for this. We better fkin win! lets gogogogogogogo Team! admire that early start lads, seeya there. That's not early. We're setting off at 2pm this afternoon!! Title: Re: Northern Monkeys Football Recruitment Thread Post by: EvilPie on September 19, 2008, 12:29:55 PM Setting off with Maldini and LeKnave at 7am 2mo morn for this. We better fkin win! lets gogogogogogogo Team! Do you want a wake up call about 5am? I should just be getting in about then. Title: Re: Northern Monkeys Football Recruitment Thread Post by: maldini32 on September 19, 2008, 03:19:43 PM Setting off with Maldini and LeKnave at 7am 2mo morn for this. We better fkin win! lets gogogogogogogo Team! Im gonna be sooooooo tired driving. Redbull FTW. Title: Re: Northern Monkeys Football Recruitment Thread Post by: ChipRich on September 19, 2008, 03:22:51 PM Setting off with Maldini and LeKnave at 7am 2mo morn for this. We better fkin win! lets gogogogogogogo Team! Im gonna be sooooooo tired driving. Redbull FTW. [ ] ul m8. lololol ty tho! Title: Re: Northern Monkeys Football Recruitment Thread Post by: EvilPie on September 19, 2008, 03:31:41 PM Quick question for our illustrious manager.
I know I've dropped a few hints that you don't seem to have to acknowledged too well but you do know that the chances of me being there are round about, roughly, approximately, maybe, possibly in a round about way....... 0 Title: Re: Northern Monkeys Football Recruitment Thread Post by: Bongo on September 19, 2008, 04:00:59 PM [ ] You had the balls to say that before laxie set off
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