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League game Number 2 ... 8.30pm. 

REMEMBER its top 3 scores that count so plenty of time to take this bad bay down.. here are round 1's results

10th  Flea                                            1 point
9th    Swordpoker                                2
8th    Sharky                                       3
7th    Dewi                                          4
6th    CDW                                          5
5th    Monkey Matt                               6    $40.32
4th    Dino (anfukf) WP GG                    7    $55.44
3rd    Grier                                          8    $80.64
2nd    Kinboshi                                     10   $126.00
1st   Sharplea (harrassed Lamp)            12   $201.60



ALSO TONIGHT 8.30 another blonde bash feeder ... 3 players already through to the final ... lets get a few more through tonight, details here.

BLONDE BASH EXPERIENCE

With the blonde bash fast approaching here is your chance to win an all expenses (or some of them) paid bash experience.

Tuesday 2nd
Friday     5th
Tuesday 9th
Friday    12th
ALL AT 8.30PM

Will be $10 feeders to a super sat on

MONDAY 15TH SEPT  $80 entry with one prize of $800 for every 10 runners.

Bumpage for sharplea ... he wont want to forget LOL

I'm trying to.

LOL
oh btw  anyone tell me where the Double Ur Money STT's are on blonde.... im sure someone said they were on now, fancy a little spin up (obv will lose now)

There called ''Turbo Double Ups'', chose your stake on the side then the relevant table...

sit & Go lobby called "Turbo $20 NLH DOUBLEUP"

also in $10, $5, $30 $50

ta Kev, any plans in future to have 6 seat and not turbo.....

Will get a couple of these on the go now... anyone else !!

what buy in is the first one

Registered for both.  Will pay attention to just one.  But which one?   ;whistle;

I'm in.

REMEMBER, you can still play the bash feeder even if you cant make the bash ... you can just take the $800 and spend it on whiskey and hookers whatever you like.

(http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc43/kinboshi/valooo.jpg)

im in and will be calling kinboshis only raise of the night with rubbish and outdrawing his aces

I'm in both.

lets see if I can last longer than 10 minutes in at least one of the games tonight.....;D

I was gutted you were out first in both Claire ... I felt certain that it would be me !

I'll be there, naturally.

fyp :D

Sigh ... you obviously have a good read on me ;)

PS. good news for you, i mucked up the quiz today :(

Trying to dposit some funds onto blonde to play but apparently i cant use the same card as i use on bambam poker, can you help kev or will i just need to use another card?

Pm sent David

playing, username: tripscraven1

Likewise...this should be fun LOL

I more in the feeder and we get 2 seats ... anyone ??

good luck all

Anyone else frozen?

moi

putting a jumper on lol

yep - sigh....

sigh...

+1 Million $

Deja vu as per...

bloody typical...just as I was getting some good cards!

both games gone!!!

its all gone Pete Tong

was just buttering stu up ready 4  takin his chips as well sigh

Reads to me like it's been cancelled - "players will receive payment as per network policy"

would have tried in the other one if i had known sigh

WTF.....My chip lead would never have lasted!!!  ::)

still playing bash feeder here but league game crashed.  bash feeder v v laggy though - don't hold out much hope for it finishing

And I was folding every hand really well, had high hopes of a decent finish.

thats fair innit

Tournament "interrupted" - Does that mean it's knackered?

[X] fed up with ipoker

yep my tournies gone pete tong too!!!

plz move network ASAP... although the new double money ones are good though. . . . bring them with u


+1

Don't think this is a blonde issue, more like iPoker, the Super Tuesday's been "interrupted" as well as some random tourneys...

gets into ballistic email clothes

sharpens quill pen

prepares thesaurus

see you in a bit

Absolute rubbish... it's Kevs fault

spin them wheels.....crank them levers....push them 'kin buttons ffs!!!!

Dear Sir


Insert random abuse


yours sincerely

Me


Give me three words to describe IPoker and I will include them in the email and copy it on here

Nah, he was still in both for once!

Jane has left the room and is hiding all sharp implements ...

thesaurus  wtf a dinosaur gotta do with it  deffo kevs fault

Absolutely *insert curse word here that won't offend* ridiculous.

your sandwich making was never your strong point

Someone put the bash satellite out of its misery...

Shite....pooh.....pants!!!

piece of shit

''Super laggy, goes ballistic, IPoker is atrocious''

bunch of tw*ts

OK - I've just seen the supposed chip counts when the tournament was interrupted - they are wrong.  I'd just won a bit pot off dunk when it crashed and hadn't been below starting stack for the whole tournament iirc.  can someone check this out before the payments are made?

PS - don't want to sound too nitty as it's neither here nor there in this tournament, but could be crucial if someone's playing a bigger game and it crashes

the one time i was sat next to kin as well fml

 ;applause; ;applause;

Good work.

Insert random abuse

think u got ur 3 words

maybe swap insert with shafted
lol
Hugh

 ;tightend; ;tightend; ;tightend;

just cancel them both and start again, that would be easier i think.

The Bash feeder is back ?

Hadn't you already bust out of both?? ;)

It was listed in My Tournaments, but has now gone..!!!

Bummer

thta has uber tilted me

 ;hattip; ;hattip; ;hattip;

yeah but u cant give payouts after 2 levels ffs!!!!

I agree. Can't iPoker restart it at a later date??

rules are rules   ;whistle;

Sure you can..... ;)

seems ok now......

it's been done before when i was the only player out!!!

I hate Ipoker.........................................................................................and Flea!!

why cant the other one come back then

How cool is this, everyone on my table sat out, me stealing the blinds..

if thats the rules then i stand corrected.

wouldnt re-enter as i was out of both but 2 levelsseems daft.

Missed this, entered a Turbo SNG, getting about 1 hand per level, treacle is not the word. Now speeding up.

can't re find the lge game????

is it deffo cancelled  can someone let me know please cos im off to bed if it is ty

Dear Trevor

Yet again our service was interrupted tonight, this time in the middle of two crucial community events. This is a constant occurrence and yet again I must stress that it is completely unacceptable. How are we meant to attract people to play on our card-room when the service is so shambolic. Time and again we have requested news of server upgrades to be met with only the most cursory of responses from you and your colleagues

Enough is enough. If you don't believe me consider these comments of our mutual customers

Martin Jarvis of Hertfordshire describes IPoker as "a piece of shit"

Carl Lybert of Next to The Duke in Ellesmere Port thinks you are "a bunch of tw*ts"

Dwayne Owen, who is residing in Wales says "'Super laggy, goes ballistic, IPoker is atrocious'. OK, so he is a smart arse but you get the drift

Please help us here, we've really had enough of excuses, no responses and bull. Improve the service immediately



and send.

Haha!!

my theory..!!!

me doubles up from colch kev...  kev now low stack...  kev pushes the abourt button...??  no??

can i go to bed now is it deffo cancelled

pmsl

It's not even showing in 'all scheduled'...so I guess it's totally 'ucked?

I'm going for a smoke.....ffs I hate poker  ;D

 :hello:













;cupcake;

im off to bed probs have a dream about the next one of these this one was so enjoyable gg ipoker

better stick the waterproofs on just in case it's too exciting

  lol thx 4 the advice will do

What was the final verdict on the league game ?

Cancelled and stake returned or cancelled and payouts stand ?

Well played Stu

It is cancelled and payouts will be made according with ipoker cancelled tournament policy.

which basically means it will be done on a chip count basis.

Payments usually take 24 hours to hit accounts

Stuart Hopkin took the bash seat, with boldie taking $82 for second

Seems fair,

Thanks Kev

Well done Stu.

You wouldn't say that if you heard what he said about your heads up play...

 ;ifm;

Lol

Dont you think i manage to make enough enemies as it is!?

 ;hide;

Well played Stu!

:)up

Kev is there going to be a league game replay?
I blame the problems on the LHC/credit crunch combination,Captain,ipoker she just canna take it.

Unfortunately as last nights game was cancelled, this month will only be a 3 game league ... so all 3 results will count.

Sorry about last night ... so frustrating for everyone, but onwards we go, and I look forward to the next game.

Kev,
do we get refunds?

What about getting our money back?

Kev, is the bash final on Monday?

If so can i swap prizes with Boldie!

Otherwise, dealing, tournament directing, playing on blonde and drinking could overload my head!

Sorry all sat entries are non transferable and non refundable, thats in accordance with ipokers tournament policy and not a blonde ruling.

Nothing I can do about it I am afraid.

No problem at all Kev. I thought that would be the case. For some reason i thought it was on Sunday until i actually opened my eyes and looked at the date!

Could be an interesting monday night! Gl All!

Ok missed that bit...  Do you know who, based on chip counts, will be getting something?
Cheers
Carl..

payments should now be made as follows

The shaded out line is an interuption payment for someone who wasnt in the league game, so I have masked it for privacy reasons.

FYP

LOL my 0.44c is there for everyone to see :D ... I run so good in blonde comps

Kev - I don't see how the three figures relate.......am I a Dimmo?

Chip Prize - Equal Prize - Payment

I'm obv miffed because this is one of the few times I have a chip lead so early in a comp  ;)

I have 'chip prize' of $4.07 & you have $0.44, yet I only return $3.62 more than you???

I'm really not bothered at all mate to be honest.......just curious how it's worked out? If you can't be arsed explaining I'll fully understand.

Everyone gets their buy in and juice refunded, then the buy ins of the players who were knocked out is divided according to chip stacks.

As so few players had been knocked out, there really wasnt much there to divide tbh.

But I took Dewi out..........that's gota be worth a bounty  :dontask:

OK Kev I'll shut up now & look forward to next week.......Cheers fella!

Nice one Kev.

What about refunds though?

The end column equals $12.00 + $1.20 + Equal Payment + Chip Prize.

Not entirely true Kev (according to ipoker calcs)  :dontask:

the 1 cent discrepancy is due to %ages of the chip stacks and are rounded up accordingly, If you are that bothered i will credit your account with 1c ;)

What about refunds though Kev?

What are you on about ?

Any news on the refunds?

I'm really pissed off that I've still had no information whatsoever despite all my whinging.

Agreed.  It's a huge $12 as well.

If I don't hear something soon I'll be boycotting all future comps.

It's as if nobody even listens.....

Well, I'm with you there.  In fact I'm not playing one of these until the next one.

In anticipation of this complete farce I even boycotted the last one. Now that's dedication.

And still I haven't had my refund nor have I heard anything about it.

Is this funny to anyone?

Not to me it isnt ...

I was just trying to highlight that a $12 buy-in isn't the end of the world, and the clamour for refunds isn't really necessary.  blonde always sorts it out pretty quickly anyway, and I'm sure there are worse things that can happen than a $12 tournament between friends gets cancelled half way through.

I guess that only EvilPie got that.

;shame;

On a separate topic

Would just like to say thanks to Kev and Blonde for helping me sort a withdrawal issue out ( blatant brag)

Assistance has been first class!!