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tikay  1225-1. Misses five hours of the tournament being a media tart. Odds reflect his "need to get chips early to blind away" strategy. Unable to get chips early, so no hope

Ironside 100-1 Looser than a faulty wing mirror, and that's just his mouth

RED-DOG 66-1 Likely to be too busy, talking ferrets, to triumph

Sheriff Fatman 50-1 Form horse, unlike his football team

kinboshi 100-1 ("1st pot played by Kinboshi"sweep: I got 10.32pm)

Bongo 500-1 Will take me sending six emails before he remembers to turn up

Boldie 100-1 I miss him on the forum full time. Not.

Mrs B 66-1 Best player in her car journey down

dingdell 40-1 Form, er, horse

claw 50-1 If she doesn't cash she's giving up poker. Again. Until next week.

karabiner 66-1 Raif fienneds it tough these days

karabinersbabybro 100-1 Unknown, Arsenal supporter?

gatso 66-1 Luton will be his ring of fire this weekend

evilpie 66-1 Will he awake in time for the comp start?

Shogun 100-1 Now a furniture salesman. Beware selling techniques

stuarthopkin 100-1 Even less likely to wake up in time

gambloor21 150-1 Likely to miss some of it working on ryder cup betting. Improves his chances of a cash

jon mw 125-1 Mind the horse sh*t outside from where he parks his gelding

silo 100-1 blonde's trophy asset

laxie 125-1 "Shut up please, don't you ever stop?" Just practising in advance

moskvich 50-1 Quiet man, good player.

dunk the donk 100-1 Grimsby's finest fish

daveshoelace 100-1 Britain's most prolific poker writer. Talks more crap than JonMW's horse produces

booder 125-1 Out of form, lets hope this is the one. Go on Colonel!

newportlad 100-1 Lightning unlikely to strike twice. and he is welsh

flea 125-1 "This is not Sky Poker mate, blinds are not going up in 2 minutes and you can fold a hand"

indestructable 150-1 Who invited him? Still, at least no tv cameras there

yt 150-1 A blast from the blonde past.

amgrath 100-1 Man City's finest poker playing supporter

bainn 125-1 Much improved player, a real threat. To my sanity

harmony 150-1. Where there was discord, let there be....a dark horse

zabeen 200-1 No idea. Oh yes, Grier's other half?

grier 150-1 Probably quite decent. Horrible PKR avatar

snat 100-1 A shadow of his former selves

geo 125-1 Attention! Privates hopefully not on parade

maldini 66-1 We are honoured with the presence of Maldini, shortly before he retires from Professional football at the end of the season

pocket lady 66-1 Like chalk on a blackboard.

ripple 50-1 Good guy, good player, had too much luck recently. Go to bad beat hell and do not pass go

jizzemm 66-1 Over/under on mentions of Steven Gerrard over weekend: 13

sharplea 100-1 "Purple Hair, Purple Hair" Prince tribute hairstylist

compo 66-1 Sky analyst. Enough said

suzanne 80-1 Due a biggie. Its coming

matt674 40-1 bbash form horse, perennially

350z 100-1 Prolonged association with the duke a hindrance

brummieboy 100-1 Online pushbot goes live

jimd 125-1 Escapes fiancee for a visit from Plymouth

andrewt 66-1 I have seen the quiz. Don't bother coming Andrew, you'll piss it

amatay 100-1 One table only. How will he cope?

cdw 125-1 Newcastle's finest. Not saying a lot

duke 125-1 Being the duke is a hindrance

celtic 80-1 What was the celtic penalty taker thinking? Even I knew it was going straight down the middle

mondatoo 100-1 Newcastle's not so finest

pieman 80-1 Pies.

tighty 500-1. Business talk, to himself, a go-go

poppet 66-1. Sub-book on her potential conquests on application

XXLOJXX 100-1 Say "cheeeeeeeeeeeese"

joobie 125-1 My first encounter with her jugs. Of beer, lads, of beer!

tuffster 125-1 Another online monkey goes live. See you in the bar at 4pm then

longines 125-1 Ummm, remind me.

dino1980 80-1 Top journo, top player. From Bristol though, so can be ruled out for betting purposes

HOLDorFOLD 500-1 Fold quicker. No quicker. Quicker still. There you go

Stone 200-1 Try getting a tell off him!

bigfella 150-1 Brendan's best mate, a very sad week. Here's to a good weekend in his memory.

rainbow 200-1 Poppet's Mum. Enough said

Cupcake 125-1 5/1 Purple shirt 6/1 Green 8/1 Yellow OTHER PRICES ON APPLICATION

Dan 150-1 Worcester's Molby. On the poker table

kaibobble 150-1 Relying on a lift from littlemissc. Pushes price out....

muszlez 150-1 Luton blonde newbie. Cocky, talented. Young, cocky. Plays luton, cocky.

pelham boy 66-1 GUKPT Luton finallist. supports fine football team

h. 80/1 I J.K.L.M.N.O.P See not so clever username now is it?

kingpoker 80/1 Wales' worst. What was that facebok profile pic? Disgusting

eck sigh 100/1 No I do not want a Sky subscription offer sir

Pawprint 125/1 Southampton player. Owns 2 lovely chocolate labradors. Too distracted abusing Kinboshi in all probability

rudders 100/1 Do not show me your leg scars again!

buzzly62 100/1 Friend of rudders, Welsh. Two counts to disqualify him then

themadcount 250/1 Newbie.

withnail 200/1 Friend of claw, though not giving up poker soon

Foggy 80/1 rate him highly to be honest. No, honestly

mr bp 250/1 Newbie

Ismene 100/1 Talented. Sky Poker producer. Account for that combination?

yennomb 250/1 newbie

riceyrazz 250/1 newbie

shelldiver 250/1 Emuff said

chelsea 125/1 Eat my stack's finest on a covert mission. Or not, now I have blown it

eviledna 125/1 Nasty, evil edna.

RAO 125/1 Bristol's Australian player.

elBlandie 100/1 Another poker journo

reenot 80/1 Devon's best.

lazaroonie 100/1 Still have not recovered from childhood photo of Laz's ears

numptyitb 125/1 Youngester upholds itb clan honour?

nirvana 125/1 Smells like he might be late

jamesitb 165/1 Dunno

technolog 200/1 Investment club guru, shortly to be bankrupt

themole 125/1 If not at bar for too long, likely to be great fun

danish 200/1 Overplays K10 off in more ways than you've ever imagined

cpoulton 125/1 newbie

cazfoz 200/1 Newbie. Nice avatar.

4KingNutz 200/1 Back from the blonde dead, now a dad. Once a protege of mine. Soon disappeared off poker map

the crow 500/1 Lighters at the ready

a stuffed crow 1000/1 Preferably

photurian 125/1 Sky form horse

elbows93 200/1 Dunno

lockdown 200/1 Name of Guy Ritchie's next film

agent74 200/1 And the film after

little missc 100/1 At last, a fun person

chiprich 66-1 And another. We are lucky aren't we?

leknave 66-1 A third fun person? Off for a lie down

olycrawford 125/1 dunno

Rod Paradise 100/1 He had hair once, i saw the proof

royalflush 125/1 First raise will be Q6 off, second raise will be 62 off, third raise will see him in the bar soonafter

royalflush partner 125/1  Good luck madam, though I suspect you already know you'll need that in the years to come

byronkincaid 150/1 late entry, fresh from 26-tabling at 75% rakeback

Daniel DeLuca 125/1 Luton's finest Ice cream van man's son

scouse3465 100/1 Earmuffs please

Pommie 100/1 Friend of JammyJenny

AlexMartin 100/1 Alex, you've already overthought the hand 18 ways, just fold


Who is your virtual money on?

£10k on the crow obv

;tightend;

Quality.

+1

+2

 A  virtual tenner on Mr.bp ..........where there's oil, there's money!

FYP

I'll take suzanne each way for ton.

 ;gobsmacked;

+1

;gobsmacked;

Go and wash your minds

What are the ew odds for final tabling?

I think Bainn & Harmony could be worth a virtual flutter if it's 1/10th or better. They always seem to do well in sats so obviously solid players.

2 virtual pounds on each pls.

Also 2 magic beans on Stu. I owe him 158 magic beans from a bet we had the other week so if he can pull this off I can pay him back.

I'll have a virtual tenner each way on my imaginary friend (he's quite good and going to be taking it seriously!).  a virtual quid each way on your good self as well please Mr End.

Crow FTMFW, 1p @ 500/1 ldo.

oh yeah, virtual tenner on Matt as well, of course (he'll be one of the few sober peeps)

I think Mr tightend has a touch of OCD

Virutally my money is on:

£9 LeKnave @ 66/1
£6 Dino1980 @ 80/1
£5 BrummieBoy @ 100/1

ffs 100/1 ive finished in the top 13 of the last 3 blonde bashes,lol

ill take a virtual tenna on myself,lol and evilpie the luckbox

im not from grimsby ffs lol   virtually putting everything on me

you still due?

fk yeah thats 4 live mtts now without a win long overdue   you better pray theres no air hockey

I'll be backing virtually everyone else.

ahahaha, funny post. I'll have 10p on myself at 100/1 pls :-)

Joint Favourite?!?!?!?!?!?!!?


FYP!! :D

thought briefly about backing Tikay each way - after all law of averages says...... Ok, maybe by BB1123

Sooo my 2 banana's E/W are on Numptyitb and Evilpie :)up

Bit tight, she doesn't even know what wins between a straight and a flush!!!

Probable non-runner tbh

She Obv DOESNT know the difference between a straight and a flushy ;)

maybe reason why she's a bit tight......

 ;marks;

Thats my real face FFS!!!

I'll have a score on snatty  ;first;

he'll be on such a high after all the compliments and his  good form he can't fail

 Q9 FTW

would have backed myself but  ;frustrated; ;reallyamsorry; ;madasahatstand;

Wit!

fyp

+1

suzanne 80-1 Due a biggie. Its coming

Perhaps a little bit too much information for a family forum  ;whistle;

LOL Suz..xx

You read things into the most innocent of comments. I merely meant after your recent APAT near miss you were primed to go further, deeper and closer to end glory.

Heres hoping :-)

+1

Do I sense a common theme here

hinderance

noun
1.    something liquid that interferes with or delays action or progress ---- OK I can see that
2.    anyyhing in a glass that impedes or is burdensome ----- OK I can see that as well

oh well you know where to find me !!

150-1 on me get ur virtual tenners on me nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww lol

Probably the 2nd best bet, our chum Mr BP is doing very well online.

Now that IS the best bet, obviously picked by a man who knows what he is doing.

Okay,

£6.66 on me.

£26.12 on Harmony.

And

£1.19p on Mr BP.

250/1 I must be rubbish........ anyone want to take up golf ?

 rotflmfao



 ;fold;

FYP

:-O

;gobsmacked;

Harmony's result proves Evilpie knows his Onions....

Your result proves he doesn't.

No, my result proves that you do not always win when after an action preflop, your allin with Kings against Queens and the Queens turn a 3rd Queen.

And nice of you to say well done Harmony.....

LOL its not compulsory.

I know, but she did do really well and I am biased....

And nice of you to say well done Foggy....

LOL its not compulsory

He knows, but he did do really well and Flushy's biased :D

And well done Flushy.....

correct!

FYP

FYP

did i win?

i cant remember being there after the concusion i suffered on friday night when laxie threw me out my chair onto my head

yes, you won the last shortest competition.

and the come quickest. Allegedly.

I DID NOT!  Was that hussy hanging off ya did that.  But Kingston Town IS a good song.   rotflmfao

threw me out my chair onto my head you did

and we wont mentioned who picked you up even with your pants halfway down your legs  (according to you the next day at football he he)

Not one of them was female.  FACT!  Will leave the rest of the facts out of it...except that I didn't do it!