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Title: Mobile phone ringtones
Post by: Snatiramas on September 26, 2008, 03:14:29 PM
Such a contentious issue internally at work. I mean in days gone by your tie said a lot about the type of person you are. Nowadays the tie has pretty much gone but a new phenomenon has taken its place. The ringtone. As most modern phones allow you pretty much to have any piece of music as your ringtone what have you chosen and why, is the question for this thread.

My own choice after about three hours of scrolling through my music library

The intro to behind the mask by Eric Clapton........It just makes me feel good and want to answer the phone


Title: Re: Mobile phone ringtones
Post by: ItsMrAlex2u on September 26, 2008, 03:50:30 PM
Mine is the Tiesto dance remix of Chasing Cars

Tuuuuuuuuune


Title: Re: Mobile phone ringtones
Post by: dino1980 on September 26, 2008, 04:00:29 PM
I usually just have mine on silent with the vibrate function on. Failing that what's wrong with a simple ring-ring?? I really dislike people taking personal calls on public transport, work calls are different probably.


Title: Re: Mobile phone ringtones
Post by: Claw75 on September 26, 2008, 04:01:44 PM
ring ring ftw


Title: Re: Mobile phone ringtones
Post by: RED-DOG on September 26, 2008, 04:15:36 PM
Ring ring......    Ring ring...... Ring ring...... Ring ring......    Ring ring...... Ring ring......


Title: Re: Mobile phone ringtones
Post by: kinboshi on September 26, 2008, 04:16:42 PM
Ring ring......    Ring ring...... Ring ring...... Ring ring......    Ring ring...... Ring ring......

Are you going to answer the bloody thing!!

;grr;


Title: Re: Mobile phone ringtones
Post by: RED-DOG on September 26, 2008, 04:19:38 PM
Ring ring......    Ring ring...... Ring ring...... Ring ring......    Ring ring...... Ring ring......

Are you going to answer the bloody thing!!

;grr;


See? It really works.


Title: Re: Mobile phone ringtones
Post by: tikay on September 26, 2008, 04:19:39 PM

Ring-Tones are available at all good toy shops. Especially those who cater for the Under-5's.


Title: Re: Mobile phone ringtones
Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on September 26, 2008, 05:08:17 PM
Does anyone leave answerphone messages these days?


Title: Re: Mobile phone ringtones
Post by: thetank on September 26, 2008, 05:12:38 PM
My dad does, it pisses my life off.

Waffles on for 40 seconds about how he's just called, but I'm not picking up the phone, so he's just leaving a message...

Costs me 15p  ;grr;


Title: Re: Mobile phone ringtones
Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on September 26, 2008, 05:13:17 PM
Yeah, I had some old git on answerphone last night to me. Couldnt understand a word.


Title: Re: Mobile phone ringtones
Post by: thetank on September 26, 2008, 05:17:39 PM
Flushy once left Mayhew a voicemail I believe.


Title: Re: Mobile phone ringtones
Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on September 26, 2008, 05:18:45 PM
Flushy once left Mayhew a voicemail I believe.

rotflmfao


Title: Re: Mobile phone ringtones
Post by: tikay on September 26, 2008, 06:14:47 PM
Yeah, I had some old git on answerphone last night to me. Couldnt understand a word.

Sigh.


Title: Re: Mobile phone ringtones
Post by: Karabiner on September 26, 2008, 06:18:38 PM
I always wondered what sort of ringtone a Skoda driver would have....


Title: Re: Mobile phone ringtones
Post by: sovietsong on September 26, 2008, 06:25:23 PM
I normally have my phone on vibrate however at the moment have YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsg1gid0FKQ

quite embarrasing when i forget to turn phone on silent when out in public but i love the song, its also the song that wakes me up in the morning!

Does anybody have alarm clocks or watches these days...que (is this the correct que or should i have said queue) red and tikay...


Title: Re: Mobile phone ringtones
Post by: tikay on September 26, 2008, 06:36:47 PM
A phone is for telephone calls.

A watch is for telling the time.

An alam clock is to wake someone up.

We need all these things.

'Phones are tools, not toys. In my case, it's a heap of poo, but it's still a tool.

If I want to listen to music, I'll turn on my radio. And, more importantly, not inflict "my" music on everyone within earshot.

Someone at the Table in Luton the other night had some of those daft singing ring-tones, it rang every 5 minutes, & we all had to endure his bloody muusic. Meanwhile, he sat there like a big kid, chest puffed out, "listen, I've got a ring-tone" sorta thing. And an extremely small willie, I'd hazard a guess.

And, in this case, it's "cue".......


Title: Re: Mobile phone ringtones
Post by: PocketLady on September 26, 2008, 06:37:26 PM
I always wondered what sort of ringtone a Skoda driver would have....

Sadly I did used to drive a Skoda.  Not sure quite why I'm disclosing that on a public forum but anyway...IT WAS MY FIRST CAR GOD DAMNIT!! At the moment I have The Kooks as my ringtone, but it's not a shitty one it's the actual song.


Title: Re: Mobile phone ringtones
Post by: sovietsong on September 26, 2008, 06:41:58 PM
A phone is for telephone calls.

A watch is for telling the time.

An alam clock is to wake someone up.

We need all these things.

'Phones are tools, not toys. In my case, it's a heap of poo, but it's still a tool.

If I want to listen to music, I'll turn on my radio. And, more importantly, not inflict "my" music on everyone within earshot.

Someone at the Table in Luton the other night had some of those daft singing ring-tones, it rang every 5 minutes, & we all had to endure his bloody muusic. Meanwhile, he sat there like a big kid, chest puffed out, "listen, I've got a ring-tone" sorta thing. And an extremely small willie, I'd hazard a guess.

And, in this case, it's "cue".......

A fair point well made, I'm going to start wearing my watch again and change my ring tone to normal ring ring.  TY for the english tip! 


Title: Re: Mobile phone ringtones
Post by: Claw75 on September 26, 2008, 06:44:07 PM
Does anybody have alarm clocks or watches these days...que (is this the correct que or should i have said queue) red and tikay...

no - i have a mobile phone :)


Title: Re: Mobile phone ringtones
Post by: sovietsong on September 26, 2008, 06:46:09 PM
Does anybody have alarm clocks or watches these days...que (is this the correct que or should i have said queue) red and tikay...

no - i have a mobile phone :)

phones are for talking, next you'll be wearing a shoe for a hat...i've been educated!


Title: Re: Mobile phone ringtones
Post by: tikay on September 26, 2008, 06:46:21 PM
A phone is for telephone calls.

A watch is for telling the time.

An alam clock is to wake someone up.

We need all these things.

'Phones are tools, not toys. In my case, it's a heap of poo, but it's still a tool.

If I want to listen to music, I'll turn on my radio. And, more importantly, not inflict "my" music on everyone within earshot.

Someone at the Table in Luton the other night had some of those daft singing ring-tones, it rang every 5 minutes, & we all had to endure his bloody muusic. Meanwhile, he sat there like a big kid, chest puffed out, "listen, I've got a ring-tone" sorta thing. And an extremely small willie, I'd hazard a guess.

And, in this case, it's "cue".......

A fair point well made, I'm going to start wearing my watch again and change my ring tone to normal ring ring.  TY for the english tip! 

I truly & deeply love you.


Title: Re: Mobile phone ringtones
Post by: tikay on September 26, 2008, 06:47:12 PM
Does anybody have alarm clocks or watches these days...que (is this the correct que or should i have said queue) red and tikay...

no - i have a mobile phone :)

phones are for talking, next you'll be wearing a shoe for a hat...i've been educated!

That's the way, good man you.

Kids & girlies eh?


Title: Re: Mobile phone ringtones
Post by: sovietsong on September 26, 2008, 06:47:22 PM
A phone is for telephone calls.

A watch is for telling the time.

An alam clock is to wake someone up.

We need all these things.

'Phones are tools, not toys. In my case, it's a heap of poo, but it's still a tool.

If I want to listen to music, I'll turn on my radio. And, more importantly, not inflict "my" music on everyone within earshot.

Someone at the Table in Luton the other night had some of those daft singing ring-tones, it rang every 5 minutes, & we all had to endure his bloody muusic. Meanwhile, he sat there like a big kid, chest puffed out, "listen, I've got a ring-tone" sorta thing. And an extremely small willie, I'd hazard a guess.

And, in this case, it's "cue".......

A fair point well made, I'm going to start wearing my watch again and change my ring tone to normal ring ring.  TY for the english tip! 

I truly & deeply love you.

Your You're like the grandad I never had


Title: Re: Mobile phone ringtones
Post by: Claw75 on September 26, 2008, 06:48:18 PM
I lied actually - I do have a watch and an alarm clock.  I just use neither.


Title: Re: Mobile phone ringtones
Post by: tikay on September 26, 2008, 06:50:12 PM
A phone is for telephone calls.

A watch is for telling the time.

An alam clock is to wake someone up.

We need all these things.

'Phones are tools, not toys. In my case, it's a heap of poo, but it's still a tool.

If I want to listen to music, I'll turn on my radio. And, more importantly, not inflict "my" music on everyone within earshot.

Someone at the Table in Luton the other night had some of those daft singing ring-tones, it rang every 5 minutes, & we all had to endure his bloody muusic. Meanwhile, he sat there like a big kid, chest puffed out, "listen, I've got a ring-tone" sorta thing. And an extremely small willie, I'd hazard a guess.

And, in this case, it's "cue".......

A fair point well made, I'm going to start wearing my watch again and change my ring tone to normal ring ring.  TY for the english tip! 

I truly & deeply love you.

Your You're like the grandad I never had

I no longer love you. That's it, finished, end of.


Title: Re: Mobile phone ringtones
Post by: sovietsong on September 26, 2008, 06:53:42 PM
A phone is for telephone calls.

A watch is for telling the time.

An alam clock is to wake someone up.

We need all these things.

'Phones are tools, not toys. In my case, it's a heap of poo, but it's still a tool.

If I want to listen to music, I'll turn on my radio. And, more importantly, not inflict "my" music on everyone within earshot.

Someone at the Table in Luton the other night had some of those daft singing ring-tones, it rang every 5 minutes, & we all had to endure his bloody muusic. Meanwhile, he sat there like a big kid, chest puffed out, "listen, I've got a ring-tone" sorta thing. And an extremely small willie, I'd hazard a guess.

And, in this case, it's "cue".......

A fair point well made, I'm going to start wearing my watch again and change my ring tone to normal ring ring.  TY for the english tip! 

I truly & deeply love you.

Your You're like the grandad I never had

I no longer love you. That's it, finished, end of.

If i put up a picture of my pocket watch will you forgive me and maybe one day learn to love me again?


Title: Re: Mobile phone ringtones
Post by: Tractor on September 26, 2008, 06:55:29 PM
A phone is for telephone calls.

A pocket watch is for telling the time.

An wind up alam clock is to wake someone up.

We need all these things.

'Phones are tools, not toys. In my case, it's a heap of poo, but it's still a tool.

If I want to listen to music, I'll turn on my gramaphone. And, more importantly, not inflict "my" music on everyone within earshot.

Someone at the Table in Luton the other night had some of those daft singing ring-tones, it rang every 5 minutes, & we all had to endure his bloody muusic. Meanwhile, he sat there like a big kid, chest puffed out, "listen, I've got a ring-tone" sorta thing. And an extremely small willie, I'd hazard a guess.

And, in this case, it's "cue".......

My ring tone is chase & status - pieces, at the moment.


Title: Re: Mobile phone ringtones
Post by: sovietsong on September 26, 2008, 07:00:08 PM
the intro bit or the 'take me away' bit?


Title: Re: Mobile phone ringtones
Post by: Tractor on September 26, 2008, 07:03:24 PM
YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6wJ2DBS2_Q

This one.


Title: Re: Mobile phone ringtones
Post by: Laxie on September 26, 2008, 07:18:46 PM
I use my phone as a phone, watch, calendar/organiser, timer (for pub poker tourneys), email & text.  Also have a silly song as a ring tone because I'm a girl and I can...plus I have kids who put it on there for me.

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAoo71VEYhs


Title: Re: Mobile phone ringtones
Post by: celtic on September 26, 2008, 08:22:59 PM
Chris Eddleman (luton regular) has a ringtone that simply says in an alan partridge voice.... 'I am hung like a donkey'

What does that say about him?


Title: Re: Mobile phone ringtones
Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on September 26, 2008, 08:26:05 PM
Chris Eddleman (luton regular) has a ringtone that simply says in an alan partridge voice.... 'I am hung like a donkey'

What does that say about him?

That he's a cock.


Title: Re: Mobile phone ringtones
Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on September 26, 2008, 08:27:30 PM
Ps, he actually stole that off of "donkey dave" (big dave), forgot his surname.

So he's not even original.


Title: Re: Mobile phone ringtones
Post by: KarmaDope on September 26, 2008, 08:39:47 PM
I have 2 ringtones...one for phone calls and one for messages. The one for phone calls I "recorded" from an episode of CSI (7x03 for anyone interested, its the music at the very start before the credits) and I took this for the messages.

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zrq0udIvsVo


Title: Re: Mobile phone ringtones
Post by: Ginger on September 26, 2008, 08:56:11 PM
I have 2 ringtones...one for phone calls and one for messages. The one for phone calls I "recorded" from an episode of CSI (7x03 for anyone interested, its the music at the very start before the credits) and I took this for the messages.

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zrq0udIvsVo

Please say that you use that because it's a fantastic class tune, and not because it ended up being used for a TV theme tune!

This is the proper version.

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fG8eQBSp9Ao


Title: Re: Mobile phone ringtones
Post by: KarmaDope on September 26, 2008, 09:02:02 PM
LOL, I use the House version because it's short enough to be a ringtone.

It is a class tune though.


Title: Re: Mobile phone ringtones
Post by: Longy on September 26, 2008, 09:11:24 PM
Simple vibrate on silent, I really dislike ringtones. Though i use my phone for just about everything else, watch, alarm clock, timer, ipod and the internet.


Title: Re: Mobile phone ringtones
Post by: Snatiramas on September 26, 2008, 10:29:21 PM
A phone is for telephone calls.

A watch is for telling the time.

An alam clock is to wake someone up.

We need all these things.

'Phones are tools, not toys. In my case, it's a heap of poo, but it's still a tool.

If I want to listen to music, I'll turn on my radio. And, more importantly, not inflict "my" music on everyone within earshot.

Someone at the Table in Luton the other night had some of those daft singing ring-tones, it rang every 5 minutes, & we all had to endure his bloody muusic. Meanwhile, he sat there like a big kid, chest puffed out, "listen, I've got a ring-tone" sorta thing. And an extremely small willie, I'd hazard a guess.

And, in this case, it's "cue".......

and of course the earth is flat


Title: Re: Mobile phone ringtones
Post by: KarmaDope on September 26, 2008, 10:41:03 PM
This USED to be my ringtone...took it off when I went to Manchester for the GUKPT!

YouTube: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=hT9nHFzvrw8


Title: Re: Mobile phone ringtones
Post by: sovietsong on September 27, 2008, 09:32:36 AM
This USED to be my ringtone...took it off when I went to Manchester for the GUKPT!

YouTube: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=hT9nHFzvrw8

I think we should come up with an updated version, that includes moaning about clubs spending more money!  nothing amuses me more than ManUtd moaning about Chelsea...short memories!


Title: Re: Mobile phone ringtones
Post by: RED-DOG on October 05, 2018, 01:18:45 PM
Blast from the past.


Title: Re: Mobile phone ringtones
Post by: booder on October 05, 2018, 07:05:17 PM
 :D