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So what were your best and worse presents this year??

They were all great.  I wouldn't say a bad word about any of my presents, that would be ungrateful and churlish.

Both of my presents were adequate.

Everyone got me brandy for christmas, i dont know wtf everyone thinks i am?

though i do plan on staying drunk till next year so it's all good.

Best - White chocolate, love the stuff, had loads...

Worst - White chocolate, will turn into even more of a f*t b*stard if i eat it all

This so far. 

Best pressie though is my Wii

i think i may have a heart attack though.

Best year for presents EVER!!

I got one of these http://www.dell.com/content/products/productdetails.aspx/xpsdt_420?c=us&cs=19&l=en&s=dhs

and one of these http://www.consumer.philips.com/consumer/en/gb/consumer/cc/_categoryid_BODY_GROOMING_SU_GB_CONSUMER/#/consumer/en/gb/consumer/cc/_categoryid_GROOMING_KITS_SU_GB_CONSUMER/

anda few other bits and bobs, all in all a good year

Snoopy adopted me a penguin at the zoo. :) It's called Roxy. Apparently it was thrown out of another zoo for taunting and intimidating the other penguins. Awesome.

We did secret santa this year in our family coz we're nits, you write a list of ideas and stuff you might like and your secret santa picks from that list.

My list contained the word "jumper" coz I wouldn't mind a decent jumper, know what I mean.


I got 4x Primark jumpers for christmas.

Best present.  Black Primark jumper
Worst present.  Red Primark jumper.


gg Christmas  :D

i dont get this one,.,.,my neighbour out here in cyprus bought me 60 yes 60 low energy light bulbs and a set of bolt croppers.,.,.,.,..,wtf.,.,i bet them bulbs were expensive.,,.,.,more fookung work changing them lmao.,.,,

best present was not burning the turkey.,.,.,

I love anything that is wrapped with my name on it in principle but...

Best:  Horrible Science Violent Volcano, which comes with little people you can catastrophically destroy
Worst:  A wrapped-up chapstik
Weirdest:  Life-size chocolate shoes

Please bring this to the next update. I want to see this is action.

Best was my daughter opening her presents, she loved it all

Worst was her waking up at 4:30am and not going to sleep till around 9pm, we had some moments!

having 2 xmas'

1 with the girls and in laws xmas day

1 with the boys and in laws boxing day

girls are boring make/up etc etc

boys are fun rockband and wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii games ftw

best present: fcuk body wash and body spray

worst present: fcuk body wash and body spray

Last year my missus got a 'grow your own name' plant seed from her brother with the wrong name!

why was she adopted?

Chuffed to bits with my

G-2   
GS-1
GS-11

Worst thing I can't get my mits on the Daughters D.S lite.. Got that Brain Training Game..

You will soon see the quality of my posts Increasing Dramatically !!!! (  2300 Hours + posting will excused )

Happy new year.

Regards

M

you given your daughter your blonde password?

Unfunny

Regards

M

I wasnt joking,

Unless someone else takes control of your account it's very difficult to imagine this happening: "you will soon see thethe quality of my posts increasing dramatically"

saying that your posts cant get much worse so theres always chances.

I got the Eric Bristow autobiography, I have read the first couple of chapters already and it is great. 

LOL sark, come back to the forum full time, it needs you!

what you up to these days?

 ;pokergods; dont make me beg sark, for the love of god just come back pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase.

Before the days of the diary sark was the top poster on blonde, if carlsberg did diary's!!!!

Best present: Two bottles of quality vodka. Won't last long.

Worst present: My brother getting me Tiger Woods Golf 2001 - yes 2001 - for the playstation 2. Especially lame given my PS2 broke about a year ago and I now have an xbox 360. "GG?" - n o.

Best christmas moment: Punching my brother repeatedly in the head on Wii Boxing.

lol, Bolt .  I have pleurisy at the moment, so I am just taking it easy watching the 24 series 6 box set. It is a great illness to make people in queues get out of your way. All I do is mention it to another customer and they seem to move. I think they are getting mixed up with leprisy.

I also got the 2009 Pro Evo game. Last month I actually bought it, however it developed a fault and I exchanged it for another game.  Pro Evo is great, however I find Man United are so much better than everyone else it is a bit unrealistic.  I beat Rangers 14-0 earlier playing as Man U.  Are Rangers really that bad in real life? 

That's just silly, Mr Sark. In real life, it would be 24-0. You do know Rangers are a Scottish side, yes?

oooooooohhhhhhhhhhh, even i wouldnt go that far!  ;hide;

I believe they are the champions of Scotland aren't they tikay. lol, I am not sure if that is a hard thing to do or not, I am not really a big fan of football

Neither are most Scottish people.

Best: From my Dad, a day at channel 4 racing with a +1, inc. breakfast with the morning line team, meeting all the team and guests, then going to the races.

Worst: A dark chocolate, Chocolate Orange from my mum (not the only present from her obv). Ive made it prefectly clear to her for the last 20 years that i don't like Dark Chocolate.

How much will you sell it for?   I have never seen a terrys dark chocolate orange before

Cool!....Just hope Tommo is sick and the day will be perfect  ;)

Deck McCririck obv!

Is Tommo still as despised as he used to be? I lost touch a while back, but there was utter revulsion towards him after the Ramsden affair. From which I exempted myself, because I never liked him in the first place, with his inane questions.

To the Derby wining jockey, still in the saddle, "so Willie, did you enjoy that?".......I mean, ffs.

Well he still asks stupid questions all the time...but he means well, I guess.

He's actually quite a nice chap, I think...just a bit erm...socially inept?

Ive always liked him as a presenter but he's supposed to be a proper tight bastard, they were all taking the mick out of him on the morning line years ago about him getting a round at the bar and he was laughing along with them but you could tell they were laughing at him.