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Got some info from the snoopster who is leaning over the rail trying to either read peoples cards or pick there pockets.

He says he will try to text anything of interest and I will post it here.

Spotted so far are Stuart Fox, TightEnd and tikay

The comp kicked off at 8.45pm with starting chips of 10k

tikay took a huge hit early on but has doubled up to some sort of respectable figure when his KQ v AK hit a Q

TightEnd, on about 12k has Lucy Rokash (sp), Jack the Greek and Bambos on his table.

Robert ...get Snoop to shout out to Tikay.. Anyone for a Pringle...then watch his face...

Will do

Lastest snoopee text:

"Tk 3.4. Ash Pervais 7k. I KNOW IT 11.5K. Me 0k and a rail"

Ohh good stuff .. more info, more info!

Tighty already clashed with Ms Rokach earlier this week.. so he's due a break tonight.

Go Blondes!

Heid
xx

update from sloppy:

"Tk back up to 5k after checkraising a flopped flush draw. raiser folded. pringles reserved for nun eek - not none"

Don't ask me  :D

can you ask snoopy who won the 500 please

OK bood

stroppy says:

"Barry Neville just lost 20k pot. 2 pr outdrawn. Still has 12k. typical yoyo"

Snupee texts:

"Rumit has 3.3k. womble about 8 Burnley john is on the same table."

reports of early exit of j egarr qq vs jj n hussain(dita)  ouch

Bood snippy answers

"Robert Binelli won. 22.5k. Arent i good"

Thanks Spoony and Robert :)

pleasure

you are brilliant robert , thank you                   tell snoopy not to be late to bed as its a school day tomorrow

maybe he willl buy sum new clothes

znopy says

"I KNOW IT 15k. Ash Pervais7.5k. Tk 5k. All same table. 100 runners exactly"

message passed on bood

I'll have you know Mr Binelli has his clothes sourced at some of the worlds finest charity shops.

pmsl u prob aint wrong

good luck to tightend

he has been playing great poker all week
he got knocked out last night

when all the chips went in on the flop
he had  Ah Kh    v Ac Qc
flop came  Asp Kd Qh

only for  Qc to appear on the river

I have another amazing TightEnd story. Hold on one moment.

Right they are on a break now and smopy called with the following news.

TightEnd got involved in a hand, he was holding AA he called a raiser.

Flop came   Ad Jd rag

TightEnd checks, other goes all in for 9k, TightEnd calls

MateyBoy shows   Kd Qd  Royal Flush draw!

Turn is  Ts giving Matey the straight

River  Js - giving Tightend a boat

Tighty hits 22k

He says if he lost that one he would have given up poker, he seemed to be serious


Rumit also doubled up with AA v KK

Robert, can you get Poonsy to tell Tighty that I told him so :)

Our Eager Beagle in the room says:

"JP raised AQ. 4 callers, Ace on the flop. All folded. Foxy 20k 8557x board kk x 87, doubles up. Me, I may order a prawn sandwich. Break finished,.. Avanti"

can you ask snippy if the prawn sandwiches are nice, coz he could get a dikky tummy

their steak sandwiches are lovverly.........i had four  lol

Lassie:

"Des Jonas 14k Liam Flood 20k Pascal Perrault 10k. 5000k chips look like 100 Argh. Sandwich arrived safely woo"

how many plyrs left?

go snoop

Dewi, heid, raab, messages sent.

raab, how did you get on in the Virgin Comp?

dont ask

.

pushed all in with AQ when the flop came AQrag only to get busted by pocket ladies....welcome to my world...lol

less than 250 plyrs though so try again tomorrow

thanks for asking tho

raab

Say hello to all from me, very tempted to jump in the car!!
Steak sarnies are just an oil slick, disgusting...in fact they should never have changed the menu.
Look forward to the next variation on sonopy's name!!

From the K9 press Assoc, snobby says.

"About 80. tikay out. flat called QQ under the gun. no raisers. 3 limpers, AArag flop, Ace on turn. Limper has 4th Ace and pays him off. down to the felt. Finally 89vKQ. K on flop. gone. On bright side, sarnie was tops. Every cloud....."

message passed on ifm

Young Indian lad, quiet player, probably listening to an iPod.

Could I request for regular updates upon his progress in tonights £750 please!

 Cheers guys/gals, great service as usual !

(oh and tell him James say good luck if you get a chance too!)
 Ta

We are just getting a few voluntary texts tonight, we don't have a runner with a laptop sadly

snowing here  ;letsparty;

Its just flipping cold here Dewi!

Heid
xx

Spoonetta says

"Hi ifm. Neville out. Flopped top pr with ten. Opponent had pocket queens"

How many runners started this tourney?

100 runners

any results on the 500 at all?

3 texts just came in together

In the first splonny writes

" Still 70. blinds 300-600. rumit 12k. womble 14k. Binelli 14.5k. Liam flood 18k. he says he is the leading irishman. How many irish. One answers the gentleman"

spiney now writes

" Tight 22k. jp 18k doubled with aces. foxy 14k. Mickey wernick 23, chips not age.

"Where's rainman when you need him? U still up"

Ask Oopsny what the ave. is can you please Robert?

Tell him we are all ears, and hanging onto every dulcet beep.

10,000 x 100 /70 ish

No need to wake him up for that

You still need to work it out for me cause I am dyscalculic :)

14,285 and bits

Tar :)

Latest missive from snowy

"Greek Jack out, down to felt then out. Opponent moved in on 855 flop. Jack thought for a stint then called with 77. 66 hit 3rd 6 on the turn. Ouch2

ne news on real shady (ash pervaiz)

sloply texts the following

"Bad News. Tighty crashes out. 14k. Raises AK preflop. AKT flop. he bets, Burnley john moves all in with trip 10s. TE calls. no help. Tough 1"

unlucky tighty ...but AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Burnley :)

UL Mr End..

snoopie had a misread?

The following message is brought to you by Beagle News, Strippy reports:

"Mickey Wernick 20k. I KNOW IT 8k. JP 8k.  Trevor Reardon 32k. foxy 55k. Foxy had A7 JP had 77, Ace on flop. jp bet turn and river. Foxy called it down. On break now"

could you ask the beagle type hound how sandhu is doing please ta

Ok will take requests in a minute

but two quick updates from Old Yella (thianks to the one who thought of that)

"30k for first. Lucy R all in. A2 v qq. no help. She's a gonna"

Doesn't he just reek of sympathy

"5 tables left. jp gone jjv ak. all in pre flop. k on turn"

Shep goes on

"David Lloyd 30k. Ash P doubles up after slow playing KK. trevor Reardon 25k. U still alive?"

great job fellas

hope i can see it through

go synoop

Thanks to Robert and Oopsyn.

Dedication to duty is admirable  :)up

can you ask nobby who won the £500 that was finished today please?

Binelli, someone hasn't caught up yet  :D

oops, backtracking now

Our welsh beagle, ypoons, says:

"Ali malu and foxy clash. Foxy raises preflop. Ali calls on button. Foxy bets jq4 flop. ali folds. foxy going well. blinds 400-800. just over 40 left."

tell that mutt to do a proper railbird job, and see how burnley and Womble are getting on... and tell him to order burnley a cup of tea with 4 sugars :)

Hurry up please as your taking over soon  :D

found it, imagine hiding it in plain view!!

Battersea Dogs' home has raided the Comp and are about to take our brave pooch away, but he has managed to give an update, bigger post to follow.

looks like the reins have been passed on
spinny says:-

"rumit doubles thru 77 v AK......7 on the flop"

Foxy took a massive hit in a pot worth about 80k. It has left him with about 15k.
It happened in a battle of the blinds.
foxy the BB. SB flat calls. Foxy raises about 3k. (remmber the blinds then are 400/800). SB (described as a young kid by snoopster, so must be underage), just flat calls. Flop is A89. SBchecks, foxy raises big time,  SB calls and 3 comes on the flop. somehow all the chips go in. SB shows A8 and Foxy shows Q8, so he's drawing dead.

Shorty after Ali Mallu gets involved with the child as well. KK for Ali, JJ for the juvinile. Flop QQJ and the river is a K for a bigger boat for Ali.

You asked and you shall be told:
Womble 30kish
B. john 42k
Ash 32k
Sandhu 60k
I KNOW IT 18k
Camel still in though not massive, well not in chips.
Rumit Average
Micky Wernick 15-20k
Liam flood 45k ish

Blinds 600-1200 5 tables left.

there's more......

After a good recent run, I played like an absolute donkey tonight.

10k to begin, I soon had 11k, after 2 hands I think, then I got all silly. Holding  8h 9h I limped, then called a pre-flop R from Big Bob, the Landliord, who plays Gala Notts. Flop is  Js 8s 3d.

Check check. I suspect my 8 is good.

Turn...... 8d

Hmm, it MUST be good now. Bob bets, I call.

River is a blank, then the betting gets all silly. I check, deciding that if I give Bob enough rope he'll hang himself. He bets 1k, I make it 1k with 1.5k, representing a huge hand. He bests another 5k. I move in. He calls & turns over  Jh Jd for the nut boat. I've given him enough rope to hang me & I duly obliged. What a donkey! Down to 700.

I have to gamble now, & I steal up to 2k very quickly, including two all-ins on flush draws. . I have Ali Mallu to my immediate right - ideal double up material. I limp in early position with  Ks Qh, looking for a check raise, I NEED a confrontation. Ali Mallu obliges. What DO you put Ali on when he raises? Could be ANYTHING! Well, JJ down will do me, I RR all-in, Ali calls, & turns over the dominating  Asp Kh

Board comes Qc 5s 5h 5d 2h

Oops, sorry Ali.......

I gradually build up to 5k, with blinds at 100-200 that's plenty,. but I'm still in gamble mode.

Holding  Asp 6h in the BB, we have THIS on the turn...... 2h 4c 3d 5h. Very nice. I decide to let one of the 5 limpers bet it for me. They all check. Damn. River is, unbelievably,  6d. Damn damn damn. 6 way split pot.....!

QQ is next, UTG, I am STILL in gamble mode, I want to get back to average. Table is aggressive, there is BOUND to be a R behind me. 2 limpers, including Button who is getting equally cute with  9s 9h. 

Flop is  Asp Ah 3s. Turn is  Ac. Cut a long story short, BB has  Ad  3c, he had the fully on the flop, quads on the turn, & I still thought my QQ was good.

Ayya!

Rumit now on 26k, Camel 25k

snowy is going to try to get a last chip count and text it, not sure if it is to me or you ifm.

In honour of dedication to duty and fighting his way through a whole prawn sandwich I wish to thank snoopy for a great job and will allow his icon to appear at last.

Gosh, how you must have chortled  :D

ok i got the counts:-

womble 15k
Burnley John 46k
foxy 13k
Ash the cash 25k
Ali Mallu 28k
Camel 25k
Rumit 26k
Liam Flood 40k
Binelli 20k
Trevor Reardon 30k
Micky the legend 13k
David LLoyd 30k
Snuppy doing 110 down the M6

As I left, Ash Pervais knocked out Stuart Fox.

hey snoop

well done tonight

thx for updates :)up

No probs. Was only gonna pop in for a few minutes.  :)

I would have stayed longer, but I need my beauty sleep.

I think theres 21 left for day 2. I had an absolute dreadful 3 hours when I couldnt find anything at all.
The tighty exit went as follows.
Im in small blind with 7 1/2 k . blinds 300  600. Tighty raises to 1700, burnly john flat calls.
I have QQ and call the 1100, so does BB with JJ.
flop A  10 3
check, check tighty bets 4k, john moves all in for extra 20k approx covering every one.
I fold, so does BB, tighty thinks for a while eventually reluctantly calls.
tighty AQ  John AK  no help  and tightys out.

At blinds 1k  2k im down to 6k after earlier doubling up with AK vs JJ.
Then i get into 2 all ins with burnley John in succestion and win both, then get a bit busy and have managed to finnish the day on 53k.
Hope my rush continues tommorrow

I'd like to see Rumit catch a good result,

If he just had the form he has online he would be up there alot of the time at the sharp end of the money

Buy hey at least he has Atlantis and Monte Carlo in the bag for next year

So good Luck Rumit


Regards
M

 

i think robert is a great player and very under rated. - he only seems to need to turn up to win. - hardly ever see him out early or on the rail, his final table and cashes ratio must be amongst the highest in the business. - excellent stuff mate

Good luck, Craig. I was rooting for you last night. Glad to hear you have some chips to play with.

good luck Craig!

Correction from an earlier post. The Alli Mallu hand with KK and JJ was not against the juvenile, but the player to his left. The juvenile in question came third yesterday in the £500 in only his second ranking event. He's now 2nd stack with circa 120K going into day 2. His name is James Atkin, a 20 year old final year law student. He plays very big cash games online and I mean very so he isn't in the slightest bit phased playing at this level, which is remarkable, considering he only started playing 3-4 months ago.

About to set off for J10 now and I'm taking my laptop, so if my mobile card gets a good enough signal, there may just be a live update this afternoon, no promises though.

I believe my earlier report of Tight's exit is correct though.

We seem to have 3 versions on here.

AJ thanks, if you get to do an impromptu update, great....chuck a new thread up titled Day two

Watch out for this James Atkin lad. He looks about 12, but he COULD be a phenomonal player, almost a child prodigy. I will try & grab more info on this kid for you - believe me, I think he's gonna take poker by storm.

from what i hear he is quite remarkable - some story! - needs an image consultant though, he looks like a real 11yr old cyber geek (makes milkybarkid look like desperate dan) - perhaps i'll get robert binelli to help him out.