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Who can resist? Claw and Kinboshi on the karaoke


Still with me despite that? Well post ideas, venues, plans etc for the Friday night festivities on this thread

I vote for getting drunk, who's with me?

Yeah, sounds good.

On the Hotel front, distance from casinos and trouser press facilities are largely irrelevant. Which one has a decent bar open to residents all night with big-ass tables? I'm sure the casino has to close at some point.

how about a game of hunt the grimmer

does leeds still have that club with the rotating dancefloor?

If they do I vote for NOT going there.

can i get a promise that laxie wont throw me on my head again pls

Private karaoke booths available to hire at this place - could get pricey though:

http://www.okkaraoke.co.uk/

Other places with karaoke on friday:

Regent Inn, 109 Kirkgate LS1 6BY

The Brown Cow, 432 Stanningly Road, LS13 3EF

yeah normal price for a VIP room at the karoke is £100 for 30 minutes with 2 girls

just had a proper look at the website - thought initially it was only private booths but looks like there is a main room too, so might be a good choice.  They also have cheap drinks and free canapes between 5 and 9 on a Friday :)up http://www.okkaraoke.co.uk/events/dont-go-home-14

;o bondi beach?

not the one I was thinking of. how many revolving dancefloors does one city need?

If they were all as good as bondi you can't have enough. Bondi flooded and closed then re-opened as a strip club. Thats how good they are, even if they get destoryed they just come back better :)

after a little bit of googling it turns out it is the place I was thinking of. was called planet earth when I lived there

Havent Karaoke'd in years lol used to have a lotta fun singing, mind you was half cut.

Sounds fun tho!

I went to York for a conference in the Moet House few years ago, and ended up in 'Reflex' night club afterwards with a revolving dancefloor, its a franchise place so might be the same night club??

Cant wait to show off my karaoke skillz get laughed at whilst doing some rendition of the killers!

How's the lap dancing situation in Leeds?

We need to find a pervert's paradise preferably without too many stairs.

there used to be a really cheap and nasty lap dancing place down the Briggate in Leeds, but i think it has gone now. was a real dive. I think they charged a 5er a dance...

The purple door is probably the best

If any of them invite us out for a beer will we go or will we get a effin horrible pile of crap to eat instead?

http://www.viewleeds.co.uk/clubs/red-leopard-lap-dancing-club-info-57327.html?utm_source=VenueSiteStats&utm_medium=internal&utm_campaign=VenueSiteStats

On the Hedrow and has Wheelchair access but no Disabled Toilets

There is also http://www.bluecoyoteclub.co.uk/index.html near the merrion centre.

Why do they bother to say wheelchair access, but then go on to have no toilets for them?!  FFS, sigh.

Get it sorted Lads!!!

There are probably too many!

Best ones are Purple Door and Blue Leopard (now called Blue something else....?)

By September there will be a new 'hostess bar' open on York Place -  *ahem* make of it what you will!

Needs to be one with full wheelchair access so it's up to the Leeds crew to sort that for us.  Won't have time on the night to be searching around. 

colostomy bag for Iron FTW!

so where am i supposed to go for a tommy

! Can't you wait until you get back to your hotel?!

deal

Mmm just looked at the deep blue club website, can anyone confirm the first girl in the gallery works there, if so they can have a fiver and ill see you all when it closes.

If not then my fiver says its a fraud and none of those girls work there!

link  obv needed

http://www.deepblueleeds.co.uk/

then click gallery

then click on the top left box

But turn the sound of. It's tilt-inducing.

Flashbacks to an afternoon I spent at Legs & Co

£5 a dance noramlly, but when we went in (was with Ironside obv) it was 2for1 Happy Hour

Spent ~£35 quid and got about 2hours worth of ladys parts in my face. Ended up a little bored of naked and started doing a crossword instead.

ever been to one of these establishments in Vegas Tank ??

I bet you have a story or two ;)

Vegas is not a town for the amateur.

wowowiwa

One of the funniest days at a bB I've ever had :D

yeah you forgot the chatting up 2 burds in the cocktail bar and me leaving to drive the 5 hours home at midnight

Bizarre experience trying to chat up women with Ironside when he keeps boasting about how many posts we both have on an internet forum like its a good thing.

It was cringetastic, Ironside having good intentions trying to big me up and all that, but the Glasgow girls really weren't too impressed about how many views the 4000STT thread was getting.

You should be there when he tries to explain his association with the females of the forum who tag along!

/fap

every one of these girls would be head and shoulders the best girl in any club I've been to.  And they all work here.  Righto.

LOLOLOL

hey my chat up lines would of been better if i had a little sleep
i had driven down the night before (5 hours) played in cincins till the early hours stayed in the noises hotel in glasgow then had to get up early for a hospital apointment (the reason i was there) then met tank mid afternoon for some lapdancing fun and i was still trying to big him up at midnight (would of helped but niether of us had any money left on us) and then left him after midnight for a normally 5 hour drive home (took 7 and i had to keep stopping to wake up)
i am positive i have forgotten more than tanks has ever known in the chatting up women stakes

If they'd read it, I'm sure they'd be impressed, it's a stonking thread!

Count me in for the club obv  :)up

 :)up

+1

it'll be my first friday night at a BB soooooo..... am i invited?

i cant sing which probably means i'd best sing nirvana but who cares right?

wild cats is one of the best places to go, and im sure Paul Gourlay will do us a deal to get us all in let me know!!

http://www.wildcatsworld.com/leeds

Went to Leeds today.

Sure didnt want to go in the lapdancing clubs when i was in search of a McDonalds at 9am.

Leeds rhodesy you mug, I have just spent 2 minutes trying to twat that little bug on your avatar space ... thought the little fucker had got inside my monitor for a sec !! LOL

Sigh.

 :blonde:

glad you like it!!!

me too last week, I'm sure someone else posted that something had got in their screen, maybe it was this??? That would be funny.

so do we have a plan yet, or are we just going to end up getting bladdered at the casino?

that sure is where were going to end up

can u also please not invade my sunday mornings

god knows why i found skypoker on the telly this morning, but tikay was talking about your new hair do

good.

sorry.

i think we should meet up in casino bar before heading off

anyone thats going to be turning up late can get phone numbers

to find out where we ended up

hotel bar, bar, bar, then a bar, followed by a bar or two followed by boobs then curry, hotel bar, bed

only missed a couple of bashes myself but never made the Friday night as of now....PARTYYYYYY

can at least one of the bars have a karaoke or cheesy disco pls?

Try here: http://www.okkaraoke.co.uk/

so, what time are we all meeting up at the casino?

not booked my train ticket yet, but about half an hour after it gets in to Leeds.

Who's getting there early on the Friday to start the socialising early/mid afternoon?

Other than the hotel or the casino, where would the locals suggest to start?

I'll be at the holiday inn before 4. we could get a cab to woodies and start the otley run early

I will probs get there early, though i supposed I best book a hotel room for the weekend.

Well, I'm looking to get there for about midday.

+1 Before the students invade Leeds the week after :)

  im up for this spent most my student days drinkin in headingley. probs why i failed i was at uni in bradford

North Bar and Sela Bar on New Brigate are excellent bars if you like good beer.

The Hifi Club for those who like their funk and soul.

Wire for sweaty indie music.

If you do the Otley run you will need to start midday imo.

Call Lane for late bar drinking. (Oporto, Jakk's) Alternatively go up to Mojos and Sandinista for the same which is at the top end of town.

otley run it is then. this is actually a pretty good idea, latecomers can join in at any point as long as enough phone numbers are exchanged and it always ends proper messy which is ideal

You joining us as the guide?

I'm not doing the Otley run again... :D

lightweight. you can join us at the oak if you're too scared to do the lot

THIS.

Midday sounds like the win!

No idea where these bars are so what time we sayin in the hotel?

no way on earth I'm doing that bloody pub crawl! I might have to start a 'lightweights' friday night thread :D

i'll be there about midday...give us time to shower, powder my spuds , shave me pits and then get out for mid afternoon for a few bevvies wiv the lads

How many pubs are on that pub crawl?

about 20, then you arrive at the edge of town and start hitting the bars there

the traditional run doesn't include the new places in the centre of headingley though, you do the first couple then skip all of headingley and go to the skyrack or the oak which face each other on the main road then continue into town so it's down to about 15

a compromise (if it's a sunny day) is to start at the oak as it's 1/2 way and they have a huuuuge garden (it's a bowling green with tables on it) which is a good place for a big group to meet up

most likely we'll just end up in the holiday inn bar though

The Oak might just be the greatest on a sunny day.

absolutely, so many great days spent there

just wish it was slightly closer to where everyone's staying, then it would be perfect

It is great, but Arcadia do the best local beers in Leeds.

Its a shame they dont do taxi's in Leeds isnt it.

So what's the plan for the midday-ish meet?  The Oak?

Cant be

You cant check in to and then walk out of a hotel with out having a pint.

I think they might have them now

the problem is just that getting a large group of people who are all arriving at point A at different times to meet up at point B could be carnage

I say we go for it anyway as long as it's a decent day weatherwise

Is there a super Lightweight sit down  (feck crawling anywhere)

We best start at 11 then!

I don't land to Ger's til 3:10.  By the time we get to you lot it'll probably be 4:30 or thereabouts.  With that in mind, I intend to start the festivities from Cork airport and will be merry by the time we find ye.

Also, don't know how I missed this the first time:

It wasn't ME!  Pretty sure this Chick had something to do with it though

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Next one is good too.  Notice Tighty in the background scratching his head in amazement

(http://www4.mediafire.com/imgbnc.php/f8691c5b584e411426e9d536665ab04e6g.jpg)

anyone know what Ironstein is dong with that cigar?

I'm going to book my train today. Don't fancy getting up at the crack of dawn (sorry laxie) so will probs aim to get to leeds 3-4ish. My preferred plan would be drinking in the hotel/casino for a bit, then hitting the karaoke and/or a cheesy disco.

I've escaped that line for soooooooo long too.  Sigh.  Leave it to you to come out with it!

sorry, as soon as I typed it I knew some smartarse would comment on it, so thought I'd get it out of the way! :D

 rotflmfao  No worries Chicka...tis grand. 

 :-X

What's going on then? Is there a 'kids' night out planned? Can Kinboshi still pretend to be a kid? See you all in the holiday inn bar in any event.

Looks like im working till 8is friday night SIGH

Will make it out afterwards if theres anybody going to strip club karaoke bar?

Im debating driving up with out the pie as he is on about work this work that?!!

Do we have a hotel bar start time?
A pub crawl start time?

Ideally I want to be there pint in hand about 2-30pm

It sounds like a good time to start.

I am planning to get there mid afternoon and pretty much plan on getting on it, from then till I collapse. Reckon we should at the holiday inn bar from 2 onwards and take it from there.

I'll probably be arriving in Leeds 2-3ish, drink or two in the hotel bar before getting changed and that. reckon we should hit the town 7ish

Bongo and myself due in approx 2pm, going to the Armouries in the afternoon, then drinking :)

Anybody willing to post/PM a contact number for late comers?

PM (including comedy premium rate number) sent

Why so late?

Just confirmed this with The_duke.  We land in Leeds around 5:00.  I have a few of your numbers so just reply when I ring FFS!!!

can't imagine we'd have moved our arses from the hotel by then

???

Thought we were goin on the pub crawl?
Big garden?
Gatso said something?
You ever been in a holiday inn express bar??????

you ever been to a blonde bash where people made it out of the hotel bar before 8pm?

She has a point, but we're usually on the road no later than 7 no?  Or had the drink kicked in well enough for me to lose track of time by then?

meh. hie bar sucks but chances of us organising anything else are minimal

Minimal = zero

my flight lands at 7 30 should be ready to go on a tee total pub crawl around 8 30

nah we'll get somewhere else eventually. singing and dancing are a must.

FYP

singing, dancing, then lap dancing

Agreed!  With a few drinks thrown in along the way.

The pie seems a lot keener to be ready on time due to recent threats.

Should be there at 2-30ish at the latest.

We will sure be in the holiday in bar at office kick out time!

Is the meeting place Hol. Inn, Armouries?

Yeppers

Have you booked it yet?

;)

Im working till 6pm then heading home to get ready and il be crashing at CF's on friday night so im gonna meet him at 8pm at his!

Any ideas where your likely to be about 8.30pm? I have a few numbers anyway so i can contact somebody anyway!

I will be in a mess by 8:30.

Hot date with some soldiers?

lol - wp!

I was wondering who would say that.  I had my money on you, Claw or gasto.

since Andrew posted I've just been thinking about how to wangle an invitation :D

Hell yeah.

Holiday Inn bar for 1 or maybe 2 drinks max. Somewhere decent for about 4 o'clock.

Anyone not there tough titties you shoulda been.

The man talks sense.  I think it's Emma's influence.  Ask him about Emma this weekend... ;)

sigh. i'm not getting in until 3.30ish now. will need at least two drinks to relax after drive, then half hour to get showered and changed. maybe bottle of wine in the room and multitasking ftw.

Did he send more flowers and eventually get the rest of the phone number or did he just give in and buy her a bmw????

That's not Emma! 

tart

be like that

LOL

Its not like were gonna be far away.

Holiday Inn bar for about 2pm
Hopefully out of there well before 4pm as unless their is also a hen doo full of models then it will probs be a bag of lamb shank.

In town or that road Gatso was on about for 4pm ftw!

Anyone wanting to joiin us make sure your in the bar before 3.30pm......

or just ask Matt, Dan or Me for our numbers to find us later..........

we will sure tell you where we are after 6 pints!!!!  ;D

some of us have to travel and there is only one flight a day to the backwater that is leeds

i wont hit the tarmac till 7:30pm so by the time i organise a taxi and check in it will be around 8:30

Er, which is why i said if you want to find us reprobates make sure you get someones number!
Wouldnt be right if we didnt see you rolling around with a young lady on your lap at some point mate!

well dont be a plonker then and send me your number

ffs get a pet flushy and have to do all the work myself

;)

Will probs be first to the bar but someone PM me a number JIC.
Thx.

My train gets into Dirty Leeds just before 2, but I am being a nit and staying at another hotel (etap), should be at the holiday inn by 3. If someone wants to pm me a contact number it would be appreciated.

can someone pm me a contact number as not sure what time we will get over on friday yet. tx.

world's worst nit. hie is costing me less than etap and brekkie is free

What time you there Gatlington?

I'm driving up after an early Friday work finish, so should be at Hol Inn about by 6ish hopefully. Not that anybody knows me, but a contact number of somebody I might have seen would be appreciated :). I've probably seen half of you in DTD at some point, but never been brave enough to introduce myself :).
Thanks

i am easy to spot i am 6ft 4 extreemely handsome and will more than likely have a dozen local lasses draped all over me
if you still cant spot me i will have a blondepoker badge and ironside on my shirt/tshirt/polo shirt/sweatshirt/rugby shirt

there si something else that makes me easy to spot but i cant for the life of me remember what it is

oh yeah i am a shot hot karoke singer

not to menshun a shot hot speeler

fyp

while we are not on the subject

is that monkey of yours coming?

Matt's coming but he's a free monkey these days.

Gawd....we're not even there yet and I already need a drink!  lol

Ironside get on your dog and bone and get this booked.....

http://www.bluecoyoteclub.co.uk/free_limo.html

dont think they have one i can get in

Ok, no promises here until i know numbers. I am (lets use the phrase) familiar with some of the girls at deep blue. If we can guarantee some numbers, like 10+, i might be able to sort something out. Can we get a show of hands for probables? Ill see what i can do tonight so will know for tomorrow. 

Wiiiiii

Me
Iron
Stu
Evil

what we talking here?

all i want is a couple of dances with so young lady

Just mention Matt Russell. Should be able to sort u a fucking good deal on that basis.

Sorry i just meant like free entry and a corner area for us. Dances  you can sort for yourselves. :-). How guaranteed is that name drop. It has changed ownership recently. 

thats the type of deal i like
went to a club once and the guy
"knew" the girls and started inviting them back to my room

Free entry sounds good to me!!

pretty sure he just means into the club :D

i could flash my senoritas vip platnuim card

I could flash my  ;bumwiggle;

Trying to get a free entry - not a free kicking.

Chickas don't have to pay to get in anyway.   ;nanana;

I'm looking to see the problem here ?

Nice work claw! I have put a call out. If anyone is def going post here. Like i said cant promise Owt till Ive had the nod.   

Nod.

yeah we'll get a group going at the end of the night for deffo I'd say

have never and will never pay for sex

Me neither,i just thought they most of liked you and wanted to come back to get to know you better

You'll have plenty of nods around midnight or 1am...after we've done all we can do around the rest of the town.

Ok. I have good news. It has been sorted. All you need to do is say that you are a friend of 'bambi' and that davidas has arranged free entry for you all. Enjoy. :-)

could you not have just told them i was in a wheelchair with ironside on my name badged chair

and i would be turning up with a crowd


how do you pronounce davidas

sounds like a set up to me!

 rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao  bambi, huh?  Original, I suppose.  lol

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duke do me a favour when we get into the club

DONT ORGANISE AN HOUR FOR ME IN THE VIP ROOM WITH GIRLS

i am trying to do the bash on a budget

And I promise not to let you drag any of the blonde females into the private section for a dance this time too. 

Set up? Bambi is a very good friend of mine. If you want to pay to go in, just walk in quietly. Only trying to help. All the girls have daft names. Obv.

I am usually at my most alturistic when pissed and in a club

Don't get us wrong.  We appreciate any help we can get.  Just used to them having 'real' fake names.  But Bambi is cute too.  We can go with that.

for some reason I couldn't shake the young ones out of my head and had an image of Bamber Gascoigne :D  Much appreciated!

This night out sounds a bit frightening last time I went out with Ironside on a Friday night I spent £350 please look after me someone. I'm a bit old for this!!  ;hide;

I'll mind Ya Glenn (http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs5/i/2004/288/b/2/Pure_Innocence_by_Deathwaffle.png)

You can't you will be minding Darren if he opts to take the train .

I'd say don't take your credit card (this time).

It might have been expensive - but it was good craic

FYP

Please tell me ye met Bambi.  Can't believe I missed that part.  Sigh.

Urgh - hangover from hell :(

No hangover, but still fermenting.

lmao you should of had an early night like me

any pics yet?

Can't have been you i pushed back to the hotel at 4:30 this morning then. Who the hell was it???

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theres defusion near gatecrasher area

its a chinese karioke bar, which you can get private rooms if you like. mainly chinese songs but there are alot of english songs.

pretty expensive

Your all pathetic!!

After Karaoke some of us went to Strip Club! GG CF after losing at pool he had to buy me a dance wiiiiiiiiii

After the strip club we headed to Alea! Spun £50 upto £190 Wiiiiiiiiiiii

Me and CF then headed to Gala Casino for a bite to eat before getting in around 5.45am!

I was up at 8.30am getting ready for football!

Football Sure went well!

I then collected my gear from CF's and headed to the gym for a swim and a steam room to freshen up!

Im currently at home! Feel good to take down the poker today!!

lol, 4 months to post that and you do it on the morning after the night out, wp.

Was just guna put the same thing,com

lol didnt know

pretty funny tho