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Title: bb8 problems
Post by: Colchester Kev on May 09, 2009, 10:07:00 PM
I am worried that the language barrier will cause some problems for members.


If someone could post some simple translations, it would be appreciated

EG "On ilkley moor bah tat"  WTF does that mean ?

WTF is a barm cake ?

Temple Newsome ... is it a fkin temple or what ?

Flat caps and whippets ... is that required to get into Leeds ??




And what do we do when people start talking about the local football team ... do we politely point out that they are shit and they should forget history, its the present day that counts, or pander to their delusions that they are a sleeping giant and should be back in the champions league immediately.


Title: Re: bb8 problems
Post by: I KNOW IT on May 09, 2009, 10:16:00 PM
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And what do we do when people start talking about the local football team ... do we politely point out that they are shit and they should forget history, its the present day that counts, or pander to their delusions that they are a sleeping giant and should be back in the champions league immediately.

Good luck when you next meet Lawrence Gosney


Title: Re: bb8 problems
Post by: Geo the Sarge on May 09, 2009, 10:17:16 PM
I am worried that the language barrier will cause some problems for members.


If someone could post some simple translations, it would be appreciated

EG "On ilkley moor bah tat"  WTF does that mean ? without a hat

WTF is a barm cake ?

Temple Newsome ... is it a fkin temple or what ?

Flat caps and whippets ... is that required to get into Leeds ??




And what do we do when people start talking about the local football team ... do we politely point out that they are shit and they should forget history, its the present day that counts, or pander to their delusions that they are a sleeping giant and should be back in the champions league immediately.


Title: Re: bb8 problems
Post by: Robert HM on May 09, 2009, 10:18:40 PM
Hope this helps:

http://www.yorkshire-dialect.org/dictionary.htm


Title: Re: bb8 problems
Post by: Colchester Kev on May 09, 2009, 10:22:49 PM
"Eyup thee taistril"


Title: Re: bb8 problems
Post by: Robert HM on May 09, 2009, 10:26:00 PM
"Eyup thee taistril"

"Happen I am but I didn't get one up the ginnel"


Title: Re: bb8 problems
Post by: Nakor on May 09, 2009, 10:31:00 PM
And what do we do when people start talking about the local football team ... do we politely point out that they are shit and they should forget history, its the present day that counts, or pander to their delusions that they are a sleeping giant and should be back in the champions league immediately.

FFS the BB is in Tottenham?
Oh no never been in champions league.  Newcastle then?


Title: Re: bb8 problems
Post by: mondatoo on May 10, 2009, 01:45:19 AM
I sure didn't expect to get the piss took outta me in OP wp kev


Title: Re: bb8 problems
Post by: boldie on May 10, 2009, 09:49:21 AM
"Eyup thee taistril"

"Happen I am but I didn't get one up the ginnel"

lmao


Title: Re: bb8 problems
Post by: The_nun on May 10, 2009, 11:06:15 AM
WTF is a barm cake ?..

Get ti right Kev..that is a lancashire thing, T cake in Yorkshire if you please.


Title: Re: bb8 problems
Post by: RED-DOG on May 10, 2009, 01:15:19 PM
WTF is a barm cake ?..

Get ti right Kev..that is a lancashire thing, T cake in Yorkshire if you please.


That's pronounced "Teea caacke"

"Baht at" = Without a hat.



Title: Re: bb8 problems
Post by: Girgy85 on May 10, 2009, 01:49:41 PM
WTF is a barm cake ?..

Get ti right Kev..that is a lancashire thing, T cake in Yorkshire if you please.

Sometimes known as a scuffler!


Title: Re: bb8 problems
Post by: Colchester Kev on May 10, 2009, 02:05:20 PM
A cake ... ??  Made from Tea ??

RIDIC !!


Title: Re: bb8 problems
Post by: LeedsRhodesy on May 10, 2009, 06:58:32 PM
I am worried that the language barrier will cause some problems for members.


If someone could post some simple translations, it would be appreciated

EG "On ilkley moor bah tat"  WTF does that mean ?

WTF is a barm cake ?

Temple Newsome ... is it a fkin temple or what ?

Flat caps and whippets ... is that required to get into Leeds ??





Sung to the old Methodist hymn tune Cranbrook (composed by Canterbury-based shoemaker Thomas Clark in 1805 as a setting of While Shepherds Watched Their Flocks By Night), the song tells of a lover courting the object of his affections, Mary Jane, on Ilkley Moor without a hat (baht 'at). The singer chides the lover for his lack of headwear – for in the cold winds of Ilkley Moor this will mean his death from exposure.




And what do we do when people start talking about the local football team ... do we politely point out that they are shit and they should forget history, its the present day that counts, or pander to their delusions that they are a sleeping giant and should be back in the champions league immediately.


Title: Re: bb8 problems
Post by: Acidmouse on May 11, 2009, 04:07:13 PM
Temple Newsome ... is it a fkin temple or what ?

Temple Newsome is an awsome place, it used to belong to the Knights Templar and it has tunnels under it leading miles out across leeds. I has farm, great house, gardens and 2 nice golf courses I used to play daily when a kid. Worth a trip!

I am sure you will be able to handle the accent up north Kev :)



Title: Re: bb8 problems
Post by: Colchester Kev on May 11, 2009, 04:26:59 PM
Temple Newsome ... is it a fkin temple or what ?

Temple Newsome is an awsome place, it used to belong to the Knights Templar and it has tunnels under it leading miles out across leeds. I has farm, great house, gardens and 2 nice golf courses I used to play daily when a kid. Worth a trip!

I am sure you will be able to handle the accent up north Kev :)


 

The reason I know about Temple Newsome is cos we had rellys who lived there when I was a nipper

[ ] I never got pushed in a stream there by my cousin, he didnt give me 2 bob to tell my parents that I fell in :)


Just researching some good Yorkshire gags for the pre bash award ceremony ;)




Title: Re: bb8 problems
Post by: Acidmouse on May 11, 2009, 04:45:01 PM
Temple Newsome ... is it a fkin temple or what ?

Temple Newsome is an awsome place, it used to belong to the Knights Templar and it has tunnels under it leading miles out across leeds. I has farm, great house, gardens and 2 nice golf courses I used to play daily when a kid. Worth a trip!

I am sure you will be able to handle the accent up north Kev :)


 



The reason I know about Temple Newsome is cos we had rellys who lived there when I was a nipper

[ ] I never got pushed in a stream there by my cousin, he didnt give me 2 bob to tell my parents that I fell in :)



Ohh yeah there is a shithole council estate called Halton Moor to the south of it...:)


Title: Re: bb8 problems
Post by: stallyon on June 02, 2009, 08:09:56 PM
ahhh...it would be nice to meet the comfort people

and....if anyone wants to learn the dialect stick a Macc Lads album on :D


Title: Re: bb8 problems
Post by: boldie on June 03, 2009, 08:01:06 AM
ahhh...it would be nice to meet the comfort people

and....if anyone wants to learn the dialect stick a Macc Lads album on :D

Why would anyone want to learn the dialect? Surely it's better to try and teach Geordies how to speak English?..I mean; If they can teach monkeys to paint and all that, how hard is it to teach them to speak? ;)


Title: Re: bb8 problems
Post by: cia260895 on June 03, 2009, 07:52:47 PM
Do we get an official translator we can call upon?

any hint of accentuated language and I'll just nod,say yes or laugh if they laugh


Title: Re: bb8 problems
Post by: boldie on June 05, 2009, 11:04:46 AM
Do we get an official translator we can call upon?

any hint of accentuated language and I'll just nod,say yes or laugh if they laugh

I could do it, I suppose.


Title: Re: bb8 problems
Post by: StuartHopkin on June 05, 2009, 02:25:04 PM
Temple Newsome ... is it a fkin temple or what ?

Temple Newsome is an awsome place, it used to belong to the Knights Templar and it has tunnels under it leading miles out across leeds. I has farm, great house, gardens and 2 nice golf courses I used to play daily when a kid. Worth a trip!

I am sure you will be able to handle the accent up north Kev :)



Blatant I have a great house and 2 golf courses post if you ask me!


Title: Re: bb8 problems
Post by: boldie on June 05, 2009, 03:50:48 PM
Temple Newsome ... is it a fkin temple or what ?

Temple Newsome is an awsome place, it used to belong to the Knights Templar and it has tunnels under it leading miles out across leeds. I has farm, great house, gardens and 2 nice golf courses I used to play daily when a kid. Worth a trip!

I am sure you will be able to handle the accent up north Kev :)



Blatant I have a great house and 2 golf courses post if you ask me!

rotflmfao well spotted.


Title: Re: bb8 problems
Post by: BigArmo on July 08, 2009, 09:16:18 AM
I am worried that the language barrier will cause some problems for members.


If someone could post some simple translations, it would be appreciated

EG "On ilkley moor bah tat"  WTF does that mean ?

WTF is a barm cake ?

Temple Newsome ... is it a fkin temple or what ?







Flat caps and whippets ... is that required to get into Leeds ??




And what do we do when people start talking about the local football team ... do we politely point out that they are shit and they should forget history, its the present day that counts, or pander to their delusions that they are a sleeping giant and should be back in the champions league immediately.


At what point do i play the racism card  ;marks;

PS We all hate Leeeeeeeeeds !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Title: Re: bb8 problems
Post by: ChipRich on July 09, 2009, 03:35:27 AM
I am worried that the language barrier will cause some problems for members.


If someone could post some simple translations, it would be appreciated

EG "On ilkley moor bah tat"  WTF does that mean ?

WTF is a barm cake ?

Temple Newsome ... is it a fkin temple or what ?







Flat caps and whippets ... is that required to get into Leeds ??




And what do we do when people start talking about the local football team ... do we politely point out that they are shit and they should forget history, its the present day that counts, or pander to their delusions that they are a sleeping giant and should be back in the champions league immediately.


At what point do i play the racism card  ;marks;

PS We all hate Leeeeeeeeeds !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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