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Thought it would be a bit of fun to do something different for this one.

I'm auctioning 20% of myself to the highest bidder. The highest bid as at Midday exactly (ie 12:00.00pm) on Saturday 13th June will win. The winner must be able to ship funds on PokerStars before 2pm the same day.

I'm thinking my edge on the potential field will be pretty big, and I'm seemingly in form at the moment. Going for 3 cashes in a row!

Token Hendon Mob link: http://pokerdb.thehendonmob.com/player.php?a=r&n=53177
Details about the tourney: http://www.skypoker.com/uk-tour-final/  (If you're thinking of playing yourself and don't already have a Sky (https://www.skypoker.com/secure/poker/sky_lobby?aff=4042) Poker (https://www.skypoker.com/secure/poker/sky_lobby?aff=4042) Account <---use that link!)

Happy Bidding :)

I'll start the bidding at $1

Please nobody else bid.

I sense a bit of value here, sorry Jon .... $5

Lol, nice one James.

$7.50

OK, guessiing time;

Which mod will post a bid then lock the thread?  ;whistle;

$7.50

+ a catapult and 3 marbles (one's a sixer)

$10 and a can of seven up

thread locked again at 16.02

$12 and a blonde poker badge re-instatement ceremony.

That's not a marble, it's a conker.

this less the badge.

ok this is war

I up my bid to a Brown Belt.



With buckle

Let's learn from the WSOP Bods.

He deserves to be re-enshrined.

Harsh. Fair, but harsh.

So true, well spotted.

It was a 10 minute penalty at DTD ... re-enshrined doesnt quite cover it imo. :D

£10 and your fortune told for free.


Oh wait...  Never mind, I'm not interested.

lol, crystal ball message was that bad huh?

In light of such inside knowledge........ I'm oot.

Offering to post staking offers on behalf of members for 10% fee.

Robert! Shame on you. You've mis spelled "Interested" in that quote.

Blame your keyboard, it keeps doing it.

Tom!

I'll go for $15 and a copy of Robert's Rules (if I can find them in a format I can copy them for nowt).

$16.50 NO extras !!

£20

that's £

none of this $ malarkey


getting serious now

£50

£50 for 20% of a $200 comp ... WOW !

its £220 not $200

its £££  oh i see ... I never read any of grandads spam ... so I can be forgiven for getting it wrong ;)

Bids gone crazy, full buyin for 20% n1 Woodsey

Er no..........Just for the sake of any doubt my offer is £50

Sigh.

Sky Poker only do........

£

Instead of bidding money, I will give you advertising space on my 'location' on iPoker, I sometimes play more than 3 tables n that

If we place a successful bid, do we need to open a sky account to get paid ?

Why do you need to worry about that? ;)

Cos i might outbid you with ebay type sniper tactics

£55!! (the exclamation marks make it look hectic so no-one will even think of outbidding me!)

p.s. i love this idea, nice one james

£60

Ill offer 20% of what I cash for it

[ x ] Take the £60 previously offered

I'll offer 60% of what I cash for in this event

I'll offer 85% of what I cash for in this event.

Y u not playing it?

Smart man.

You for not wasting £220 or me for knowing your not playing???

:)

Would it make any difference if he was??

Pot, kettle.

;)

Ooohh!

Fair point.

Have you worked out how to make a sticky badge stick yet Jakally >??

I know there has been an offer of £55. But I am going to offer £50 for 20%, plainly because with my expertise I can offer more for the product.

Now I know there have been other offers but frankly...those people can't market you after you win the event and I can. you want to break into the market..not just win one event.

I'll offer £25 for 40% of the tourney and 25% of all future winnings.

I'll offer 10% of boldie's 40% for 25% of your 60%.

OK new offer...If Mr Red agrees;

Me and Red together equal shares. 10% each for 40% each and then 35% of your 120%

Ok, but I get to dip my soldiers in his egg.

Just had to lower the tone didnt you.

Ill bid my two left over easter eggs that Red can dip with his soldier to up their value.

Lol @ the replies to this...

I think the leading bid is £60 by Rupert, although it's tempting to go with the brown belt (with buckle)

I'm not sure who's egg Red-Dog is referring to, but it's got me rather worried I have to say!

Cant believe you have turned me down

[ ]  You will cash without me having a %

Ah shit man I must have missed your offer, I thought you were all goofing around, sorry lol

You're willing to swap 20%?

Ill glad swap 10% bud, as will have one or two other to swap with too, but will talk to on the day about it and will meet your mate then too.

Tell him he is in, im waiting to hear from Tikay about registering people.

Okay mate, talk about it on the day that's cool.

Tyvm ;)

Have agreed to swap a small % with Neil unrelated to this.

As this is an 'auction' I think I can only accept monetary bets (easter eggs and belt buckles could perhaps be used as tempters alongside a normal bid?).

Thanks for all the genuine offers btw! Rupert with £60 is the man in charge...

No snipers so Rupert gets the 20% for £60, hope I can bag you some ROI dude!

Returning on day two with 66k I think the average is around 50k, 59 players remaining...

sick gogogogogogogo glglgl

cheers mate,

please let me pick up AA when the lady in seat 9, who open shoved for 55k at 600/1200 and showed KK, shoves!

omg

Lol...

Sigh, I'm afraid an earlier exit than I was hoping for

Early on in the day, at 1200/2400 (300) I flatted a fairly tight player's 6.5k raise with 99. A guy shoved on the button for 28k. He'd been shoving a lot so it was a no-brainer that when original raiser folded and getting 2:1 on a call that I called. He had AK and spiked a K.

Winning this pot would have put me amongst the chip leaders, but as can happen in poker I was soon out when I shoved 66 and got looked up by AK. They spiked a four flush on the river and I was out.

A shame I don't flip better!