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Title: Surf and Turf Post by: StuartHopkin on July 15, 2009, 04:28:59 PM Right then, something a bit different.
Many of you may have noticed Cos and myself are a little obsessed with Lucky Larry presents Lobstermania. We both love to play him when were together at DTD and believe we both have an edge over the field when it comes to selecting the fishermans lobster pots. This fruitmachine is far superior to the other 3 options available. We have a good ROI over the last £4,500 invested and believe we can maintain this. For some time now we have wanted to invest a straight up £1k but this is a little outside our current bank rolls. I have been in contact with The Hendon Mob requesting they include my fruitmachine winnings in their database but for some reason they refuse. So we are looking to sell 8 x £100 10% chunks with the other two being taken by Cos and myself. The game plan will be to get the £1000 in a bag (this is imperrative) we will feed the full £1000 in the note slot and then autoplay the lot whilst watching with a Guinness and Double Vodka & Orange respecively. NO WINNINGS WILL BE TRANSFERED TO CREDITS We will play the full £1000 through and then take whatever has been won. Hopefully the £4000 jackpot. In preperation we will both be reading the official Larry the Mofo Lobster strategy guide, and attending a training day with Lucky Larry himself. If anyone is worried about us reinvesting the money or not being truthful about the winnings, I am sure there will be a large number of Blondes attending to oversea this joyous occasion. Any questions feel free to ask. If you have no idea what Im talking about this link may help http://www.igtproducts.com/IGTproducts/Marketng/PromoLit/files/igpLuckyLarrysLobstermaniaVideoSlots.pdf (http://www.igtproducts.com/IGTproducts/Marketng/PromoLit/files/igpLuckyLarrysLobstermaniaVideoSlots.pdf) YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mpoWKRIbKc Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: StuartHopkin on July 15, 2009, 04:30:59 PM For added fun the result will be kept secret until a video of the whole session can be posted on here so you can share the highs and lows with us and our lobster friends.
Also if the Jackpot is won Cos will do the lobster dance in the Customer Service glass office, whilst being chased by Simon Trumper and Rob Yong. Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: action man on July 15, 2009, 04:31:46 PM BS pharohes fortune feature is the fkin nuts. Fwiw nicky evans is my bandit buddy!
Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on July 15, 2009, 04:32:33 PM 10% plz. Nice presentation btw.
Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: Royal Flush on July 15, 2009, 04:33:03 PM 2 questions, when are you doing it and who do i transfer my £100 too?
Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: StuartHopkin on July 15, 2009, 04:39:24 PM Plan is to do this on the 1st of August while the £300 weekend is on but open to negotiation if people would prefer to be there
Monies transfered to me by bank transfer or stars Will PM details when confirmed Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: GreekStein on July 15, 2009, 04:40:16 PM 2 questions, when are you doing it and who do i transfer my £100 too? Stuart can decide when it will be done. You can transfer me the £100 as you have my details or give me cash this weekend at the Vic. I hope you dont mind me keeping your golden cash notes and using them for the equivalent from my own cash stash. Added value to stakers is obviously my lobster dance which will be filmed. It is quite special. Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: kinboshi on July 15, 2009, 04:44:40 PM I can vouch for StuHop's OSR (Official Slots Ranking) ROI as being very positive.
As can a group of kids who saw him spin £20 to £500 on a Monty Python Holy Grail machine on only the third spin. Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: EvilPie on July 15, 2009, 04:46:59 PM 10% please.
I'll pay in cash on the day if that's ok. Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: Acidmouse on July 15, 2009, 04:47:26 PM lol I wish I could invest, i love that fruity! top marks :) gl
Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: StuartHopkin on July 15, 2009, 04:55:10 PM I can vouch for StuHop's OSR (Official Slots Ranking) ROI as being very positive. As can a group of kids who saw him spin £20 to £500 on a Monty Python Holy Grail machine on only the third spin. How did I forget this. One of my finest fruit machine moments. Heres the story. APAT Cardiff Final Day I drove Kinboshi to this and for some reason he insisted on going back to the casino on the final day. There was no cash table running and I was approaching the limit of four Guinness' due to me driving. So I decided to play the fruit machines as their flashing lights and tunes were more excting than normal. After playing 5 different machines I was £200 up! Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii i thought, as the miserable guy at the cash desk changed it up. On the way back we needed a break from spot the fit bird as I was about to crash, so we stopped at the service station. After the toilet break we found fruity corner, £20 invested in the first machine, it seemed very boring so removed the £17 won and moved on to the Holy Grail machine. Spin 1 = nothing Spin 2 = £1 Spin 3 = WTF just happened? no lights, no music just a screen full of bunny rabbits that said WILD Win pays £500? Are you sure? Really? Upon pressing the collect button and watching the £500 pour out we realised i had just turned £3 into £500. The group of kids were very intrigued so Anando took a handful of pound coins and told them 'Gambling is Big, Gambling is Clever and most importantly gambling pays' before giving them each a pound. Good times. Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: StuartHopkin on July 15, 2009, 04:57:16 PM Wow, only 2 chunks left
10% Stu 10% Greek 10% Rookie 10% Flushy 10% Evilpie 10% Dunk 10% Redbull 10% Chris Bruce Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: DUNK619 on July 15, 2009, 05:00:24 PM go on then would tilt me hard if you lot won and i wasnt in on it stars transfer ok
Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: GreekStein on July 15, 2009, 05:03:30 PM Ok before I state my main points I would like to clarify a few things that Clown may have missed.
We've both been confident Larry players for a few years. Probably the best in the business. We've also discussed this opportunity in depth and believe in it wholeheartedly. We will be doing all we can to get a great return and I think this truly groundbreaking, yes GROUNDBREAKING. Why? Because it is the first staking opportunity on blonde that guarantees some sort of return. From 500 £2 20 line spins we can't not get something back. It's a simple science. Right now on to the main part...... Some people have sent me some PM's asking what will be done with our share of the money. Whilst we know taking money from Rob Yong's Larry the Lobster is like candy from a baby we will actually be using it for the good of the club. Here's how. My good friend, Barrence Nevillicus has a mate who knows a guy who has an uncle who's a bit of a geezer. This geezer works in a place full of lads. One of these lads, lets call him Ronald, actually, let's not give him a name has a brother who's uncle is a Butcher. This bloke who's missus pops into the butchers from time to time put us in contact with her man via Barrence (as he lost his number). Now he's got one dog being sold at £2100. This dog is the smallest but fastest pure bred bitch you will ever see in your lives. You're probably wondering where I'm going with this.... Well, wonder no more. We buy this beautiful and tiny but rapid greyhound and place it inside on our own machine which we buy using the winnings from one of our jackpots. The machine will save DTD money as it requires no electricity. The tiny, but rapid dog will run her little ovaries off (during opening hours only) to keep the wheels spinning. We then have to persuade Rob Yong to allow banned greyhound loving members of the gambling community back into the club. Let's not give them a name, actually let's call them McBag. They can fund DTD's costs via our machine, Dolores the Dog. In the meantime, myself and clown continue to jackpot the living fk out of Larry. Stakers are happy. We're happy. Rob Yong is happy. Our fictionary McBag character may not be but hey some things never change. Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: kinboshi on July 15, 2009, 05:11:13 PM BoB
Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: action man on July 15, 2009, 05:35:04 PM My best bandit story came when i was 12 years old. Our year Y7 had a trip to france on the ferry, i was amazed at the lack of money the rest of my peers had brought. We were there for a couple of days and most of them thought £15 and a packed lunch was sufficient. Id just began to deal in commodities at school and Paintballs and Bomb Bags were all the rage. I stole paintballs from the paintball woods and sold them for 10p each, and the bomb bags i got from the wholesaler which i sold at 3x what i paid for them.
i had built up a pretty steady £120 roll for the bandits on the ferry mainly, and then france. The bandits however were my main concern. When i saw the line of cops and robbers bandits (the best club bandit ever imo) i was in heaven and began looking for ones with the cashpot £100 and jackpot £100 both full which was a sign that nobody had won recently. I remember hitting it rich on the first one i played by getting on millionaires row and gtting nudges for £50. I managed to win £150 which brought my roll to the £250 mark, however it all coins as i couldnt find anyone who would change thm for me. i was Lugging around these pound coins in my bag all weekend. Everyone was so jealous i had £250 on me and i got nipped up for icecreams and drinks chronically. Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: GreekStein on July 15, 2009, 05:43:10 PM My best bandit story came when i was 12 years old. Our year Y7 had a trip to france on the ferry, i was amazed at the lack of money the rest of my peers had brought. We were there for a couple of days and most of them thought £15 and a packed lunch was sufficient. Id just began to deal in commodities at school and Paintballs and Bomb Bags were all the rage. I stole paintballs from the paintball woods and sold them for 10p each, and the bomb bags i got from the wholesaler which i sold at 3x what i paid for them. i had built up a pretty steady £120 roll for the bandits on the ferry mainly, and then france. The bandits however were my main concern. When i saw the line of cops and robbers bandits (the best club bandit ever imo) i was in heaven and began looking for ones with the cashpot £100 and jackpot £100 both full which was a sign that nobody had won recently. I remember hitting it rich on the first one i played by getting on millionaires row and gtting nudges for £50. I managed to win £150 which brought my roll to the £250 mark, however it all coins as i couldnt find anyone who would change thm for me. i was Lugging around these pound coins in my bag all weekend. Everyone was so jealous i had £250 on me and i got nipped up for icecreams and drinks chronically. So com I used to sell capri suns at school to get more baller than everyone else. My dad did wonder why I went through 20 a day. Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: boldie on July 15, 2009, 09:18:14 PM Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: StuartHopkin on July 15, 2009, 09:41:36 PM Lol
Obv this thread is top class comedy but just in case anyone is wondering we are actually planning to do it. The only way this thread can reach its natural climax is for us to spin the k up! Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: Redbull on July 15, 2009, 11:00:45 PM lol
Excellent proposal. 10% please! Wish they had a £4k Cops and Robbers. That would be too good. Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: Horneris on July 16, 2009, 05:46:27 AM this fred is class.
Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: StuartHopkin on July 16, 2009, 09:04:23 AM £700 accounted for
3 chunks left! Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: Graham C on July 16, 2009, 09:21:47 AM lol, good stuff guys, good luck with the spin up (no pun intended) Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: GreekStein on July 16, 2009, 07:37:00 PM Some pure hardcore porn here.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mpoWKRIbKc&feature=related Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: action man on July 17, 2009, 08:46:12 AM Some pure hardcore porn here..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mpoWKRIbKc&feature=related ffs i been looking at idiots play my old favs for an hour! Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: StuartHopkin on July 17, 2009, 09:30:12 AM Some pure hardcore porn here..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mpoWKRIbKc&feature=related ffs i been looking at idiots play my old favs for an hour! You up for the £300 trigg? Dont fancy 10%? Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: GreekStein on July 17, 2009, 09:53:05 AM Practised my lobster dance last night. Someone bring a camera please it's the stonecold nuts now.
Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: StuartHopkin on July 17, 2009, 12:30:32 PM Come on guys we need another 3 stakers or me and Cos are gonna have to do £250 each.
The whole experience will be lost if we dont do a bag! Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: chrisbruce on July 17, 2009, 07:02:37 PM OK I am in for 10%
catch me at DTD Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: StuartHopkin on July 17, 2009, 07:17:53 PM Sweeeeet
2 to go Will pm payment details over the weekend for anyone who wont be attending Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: action man on July 17, 2009, 07:39:24 PM do the stakers present get to spin off there £100?
Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: GreekStein on July 17, 2009, 09:32:05 PM do the stakers present get to spin off there £100? Hi Richard. It is a pleasure to answer your question. The £1000 will most likely all be put into the machine at one time, hopefully with some or all of the stakers present. Certainly myself, Clown and Evilpie will be present at the very least. We will be adopting an auto-play method (the most +EV obv for drinking to accompany said event) but if any stakers such as yourself wish to spin some reels we would welcome this. Please not this is not 100% as Monsieur Le Clown will have to confirm also. Please let me know if you have any further questions or comments. Kind Regards, Cos Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: StuartHopkin on July 18, 2009, 12:57:56 PM do the stakers present get to spin off there £100? Hi Richard. It is a pleasure to answer your question. The £1000 will most likely all be put into the machine at one time, hopefully with some or all of the stakers present. Certainly myself, Clown and Evilpie will be present at the very least. We will be adopting an auto-play method (the most +EV obv for drinking to accompany said event) but if any stakers such as yourself wish to spin some reels we would welcome this. Please not this is not 100% as Monsieur Le Clown will have to confirm also. Please let me know if you have any further questions or comments. Kind Regards, Cos The plan as Coslington correctly states is to drink hard whilst using the autoplay feature to take out some of the physical pressure normally presented when playing a marathon session with Larry and his Lobster Lice However I have no problem if someone wants to press the button for their £100 I assume Mr Hicks and Mr Bruce will also be present. Anyone have any preference about time? Im assuming it will be easiest to wait until everyone is out, or the chips are bagged up? Dont think the 15 min break will suffice. Alternatively we could all get there at 1pm and get on it! Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: Girgy85 on July 18, 2009, 02:21:38 PM How long are you expecting the £1k to last?
And once the last spin has taken place is the plan to withdraw any winnings and divide it up between the stakers? Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: StuartHopkin on July 18, 2009, 02:38:55 PM How long are you expecting the £1k to last? And once the last spin has taken place is the plan to withdraw any winnings and divide it up between the stakers? Well at an average spin speed of 3 spins per minute and an average feature time of 4 mins every 22 spins I would guess that it will take just over an hour. There will be no reinvestment, this wouldnt be fair and would result in me and cos spinning the shit out of it until there was nothing left. We will deposit the 1k, play through the 1k, then collect and take a photo of the cash receipt before we take it to the cash desk to post on here. Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: Girgy85 on July 18, 2009, 02:41:16 PM How long are you expecting the £1k to last? And once the last spin has taken place is the plan to withdraw any winnings and divide it up between the stakers? Well at an average spin speed of 3 spins per minute and an average feature time of 4 mins every 22 spins I would guess that it will take just over an hour. There will be no reinvestment, this wouldnt be fair and would result in me and cos spinning the shit out of it until there was nothing left. We will deposit the 1k, play through the 1k, then collect and take a photo of the cash receipt before we take it to the cash desk to post on here. GL il be on the rail with you guys! Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: Redbull on July 18, 2009, 02:49:49 PM I reckon after we're all out or chip bagging is best, as we can then get on with the important business of getting lashed?
Also, if any stakers are present how about offering the option of taking a £100 slot so that we can have the chance of getting the feature and showing our lobster picking skillz? Wadda ya reckon? Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: StuartHopkin on July 18, 2009, 03:33:23 PM I reckon after we're all out or chip bagging is best, as we can then get on with the important business of getting lashed? Also, if any stakers are present how about offering the option of taking a £100 slot so that we can have the chance of getting the feature and showing our lobster picking skillz? Wadda ya reckon? Yeah I agree. Obv we will all just be waiting for you to bag your chips but late night gambling is so much more acceptable. As above, no problem if people want to play theyre £100, if this is done whoever is playing will take responsibilty for choosing the number of picks and which pots to pick. Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: GreekStein on July 18, 2009, 03:36:24 PM Stu will probably tell me off for this but this is more of a syndicate than a staking opportunity.
It will be fun waiting until 2am for Nick to stop playing but as his avatar has been changed to something so awesome I would like to extend you the opportunity to hit the first spin after special guest Tikay cuts the ribbon. Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: Redbull on July 18, 2009, 03:58:24 PM Wiiii. Jackpot on first spin will be sweeeeeet! Did I mention I run sooo good on slots. Pwned the slots in Vegas last year lol :)
I suspect I'm about due a level 1 exit, so I doubt you'll be waiting for me! Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: StuartHopkin on July 18, 2009, 04:08:19 PM Lol
This is goin to be so immense! Cant wait. Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: GreekStein on July 18, 2009, 06:03:11 PM To kick off proceedings I think I will be trying to insert the sealed red bag into the machine. Obviously this will not work but it will be com when I go to Mr Yong's office and politely ask if he could help us as the machine isn't taking out money.
Will be com to see his expression when I explain stone faced, why not. Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: mondatoo on July 20, 2009, 09:51:26 PM com lol,glglglgl
Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: StuartHopkin on July 27, 2009, 10:35:22 AM Right lobster time approaches. I may have secured one more investor over the weekend but that is to be confirmed.
10% Dunk - Paid 10% Rooks - Paid 10% Redbull - To pay at DTD 10% ChrisBruce - To pay at DTD 10% EvilPie - To pay at DTD 10% Flushy - Who knows I assume he is good for it 20% Cos - To pay at DTD 20% StuartHopkin - To pay at DTD Once the chips have been bagged up, I believe this will be around 1am, meet in the bar area. If anyone isnt planning on hanging around please leave the money with either me or Cos. One time Larry. Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: Ironside on July 27, 2009, 03:44:29 PM i predict payout of 968
Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: DUNK619 on July 27, 2009, 03:46:43 PM i predict 229
Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: GreekStein on July 27, 2009, 03:51:17 PM I predict a double £4k jackpot and pain and misery for the left eyes of all those who could of but didn't take a piece.
Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: DUNK619 on July 27, 2009, 03:54:17 PM so com how excited stu and greek are gettin
Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: kinboshi on July 27, 2009, 04:01:40 PM I predict a riot.
Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: StuartHopkin on July 27, 2009, 04:09:04 PM so com how excited stu and greek are gettin Come on Dunk you know if you were coming you would be just as excited! Putting a K in your favourite fruit machine. The one you have dreams about and have developed the lobster dance for a win. Plus I forgot to mention theyre will be an organised excursion to Senoritas for anyone who wants to re invest their winnings. Were hoping to get James to let Cos teach the girls the lobster dance, and then perform it on stage. Boobs ftw Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: Ironside on July 27, 2009, 04:22:43 PM so com how excited stu and greek are gettin Come on Dunk you know if you were coming you would be just as excited! Putting a K in your favourite fruit machine. The one you have dreams about and have developed the lobster dance for a win. Plus I forgot to mention theyre will be an organised excursion to Senoritas for anyone who wants to re invest their winnings. Were hoping to get James to let Cos teach the girls the lobster dance, and then perform it on stage. Boobs ftw Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: Colchester Kev on July 27, 2009, 09:55:55 PM I will of course be doing a live update from the "Larry the Lobsterathon" see you at DTD fellas :)
Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: TightEnd on July 27, 2009, 10:38:38 PM Predict pay out of 925
Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: Claw75 on July 27, 2009, 11:04:03 PM I had a very odd dream last night involving StuartHopking and Larry the Lobster. It was quite disturbing at the time, but a good sign for the venture I think.
I predict a payout of £2,500. Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: Karabiner on July 27, 2009, 11:53:30 PM I submit, put me down for a cockle please.
Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: GreekStein on July 28, 2009, 12:05:34 AM I submit, put me down for a cockle please. I presume a cockle is a ton. Nice to have you on board Monsieur Shalson Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: Karabiner on July 28, 2009, 11:00:26 AM I submit, put me down for a cockle please. I presume a cockle is a ton. Nice to have you on board Monsieur Shalson A cockle is a "cock and hen" = ten, I'm a bit of a lightweight when it comes to slots, but the lobster-dance swayed me. Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: Girgy85 on July 28, 2009, 01:30:48 PM I will come in for £10 if ur selling in smaller chunks?
Win us sum mad dimez to spend in senoritas! Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: EvilPie on July 28, 2009, 01:44:48 PM Go on Stu. Let a few small chunks go.
Bit like the weekend rotflmfao Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: StuartHopkin on July 28, 2009, 02:02:57 PM Yeah yeah already said to Cos this morning its fine.
Not up for excluding people. Someone sober may have to take care of divving up the winnings though. Lol ill give you chunks. Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: Royal Flush on July 28, 2009, 02:23:51 PM I decided i am not going to pay if we lose but i will collect if we win, i assume this is ok?
Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: EvilPie on July 28, 2009, 02:36:39 PM I decided i am not going to pay if we lose but i will collect if we win, i assume this is ok? Can't see it being a problem. Stu's multai so he can cover any grimmings. What if we win a little bit? Do you want the winnings but still not pay your stake? Best to get these things cleared up. Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: LeKnave on July 28, 2009, 02:44:13 PM I decided i am not going to pay if we lose but i will collect if we win, i assume this is ok? lol ''Nicky had a fool proof way of winning, if we won, he collected. If he lost, he'd tell the bookies to go fuck emselves'' Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: GreekStein on July 28, 2009, 03:02:50 PM I decided i am not going to pay if we lose but i will collect if we win, i assume this is ok? Seeing as your stable all told me on msn today that you are allowing them to do exactly the same thing with their makeup I feel it's only fair. Welcome aboard. Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: Cf on July 28, 2009, 03:11:12 PM For this month's competition in the live update thread, instead of doing the usual "how many runners" etc, it should be to predict the total payout of this :)
Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: StuartHopkin on July 28, 2009, 06:05:36 PM For this month's competition in the live update thread, instead of doing the usual "how many runners" etc, it should be to predict the total payout of this :) Tru dat! Someone point Kev/Tighty to the above post! Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: StuartHopkin on July 28, 2009, 06:06:34 PM I decided i am not going to pay if we lose but i will collect if we win, i assume this is ok? This is so okay I will pay you if we lose if you do not pay if we win Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: Colchester Kev on July 28, 2009, 11:28:01 PM For this month's competition in the live update thread, instead of doing the usual "how many runners" etc, it should be to predict the total payout of this :) Tru dat! Someone point Kev/Tighty to the above post! Noted :) Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: Karabiner on July 29, 2009, 03:33:50 PM I'm thinking of the lobster dance as rather like a pogo with the feet togather and arms outstretched with the hands making pincer-like nipping motions. A dolphinesque kick in mid pogo could be an advanced move.
Am I close ? Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: GreekStein on July 29, 2009, 03:43:10 PM I'm thinking of the lobster dance as rather like a pogo with the feet togather and arms outstretched with the hands making pincer-like nipping motions. A dolphinesque kick in mid pogo could be an advanced move. Am I close ? Don't give it away ffs. The lobster dance is incred...I've developed and adapted it from the following set of dances with pincer actions throughout obv... YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YJ3BTKMILw YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHEBCaNmZN4 YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OPM3ex1jrk Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: Woodsey on July 29, 2009, 04:18:34 PM Needs more tradition IMO, and I reckon this dude will be better than you........... :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joF9I0AGDac Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: dousche on July 29, 2009, 06:17:01 PM YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YJ3BTKMILw just lol Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: GreekStein on July 31, 2009, 10:06:22 AM The following people are blonde legends and can live safely under the legacy of the lobster....
GreekStein Kinboshi Geo the Sarge Boldie Celtic Josedinho David3103 Rookie(Rodney) Redbull Mike Saban Pokerfan Nakor Karabiner Bolt_PP Mondatoo Free_Rollin ItsMrAlex2u Dewi_Cool Girgy85 Tractor Rossfourfive StDoug Silo_Graham Iwillwinlots The Flame Amatay Marky147 The below list of people should live in fear for the rest of their days. PLAYER HATERS TightEnd Phatomch TheChipPrince CF Dingdell - We'll be watching you Lurker! LittlemissC Kev_B Evilpie Dunk619 Woodsey MPower Chirprich Horneris (incred hair though) Sharplea Steelio Shawrie85 Maldini32 Ironside Bigfella Amcgrath MC If anyone wants to know the formula for working out this list see http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=43279.0 At BB8 these will be the teams for the 'Rumble in the Carpark' event that is being organised by Barry Neville and officiated by Dousche and Evilpie who can't take part due to the nature of their guesses in previous thread. Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: StuartHopkin on July 31, 2009, 10:10:52 AM There once was a Barry Neville
Who went no where without a spirit level Reraised me with shit He aint no tit The fuckin legend Barry Neville Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: boldie on July 31, 2009, 10:56:02 AM There once was a Barry Neville Who went no where without a spirit level Reraised me with shit He aint no tit The fuckin legend Barry Neville there once was a poster named Vinni. He told us trap 4 would winni. I put my house on The traps rose and anticipation was strong. First bend and.... Oh, FUCK OFF BARRY! ;) Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: kinboshi on July 31, 2009, 11:47:10 AM There was a man called Baz
Who liked to give tips to the lads He played at DTD Took no nonsense I tell thee And now Cos in his throat has his nads. Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: Royal Flush on July 31, 2009, 11:50:44 AM Shall i send my £100 to Cos?
Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: EvilPie on July 31, 2009, 12:04:39 PM The following people are blonde legends and can live safely under the legacy of the lobster.... GreekStein Kinboshi Geo the Sarge Boldie Celtic Josedinho David3103 Rookie(Rodney) Redbull Mike Saban Pokerfan Nakor Karabiner Bolt_PP Mondatoo Free_Rollin ItsMrAlex2u Dewi_Cool Girgy85 Tractor Rossfourfive StDoug Silo_Graham Iwillwinlots The Flame Amatay Marky147 The below list of people should live in fear for the rest of their days. PLAYER HATERS TightEnd Phatomch TheChipPrince CF Dingdell - We'll be watching you Lurker! LittlemissC Kev_B Evilpie Dunk619 Woodsey MPower Chirprich Horneris (incred hair though) Sharplea Steelio Shawrie85 Maldini32 Ironside Bigfella Amcgrath MC If anyone wants to know the formula for working out this list see http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=43279.0 At BB8 these will be the teams for the 'Rumble in the Carpark' event that is being organised by Barry Neville and officiated by Dousche and Evilpie who can't take part due to the nature of their guesses in previous thread. Ahem. Shit forgot Nick was in the syndicate. Can I add 4k to my guess please? Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: TightEnd on July 31, 2009, 12:05:52 PM p.s I'm not a hater. Just don't have £100 spare to give to you fellas. Good luck.
Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: bolt pp on July 31, 2009, 12:11:34 PM Tighty's gonna bash me up in the rumble, probs with one of those massive dictionaries :(
Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: TightEnd on July 31, 2009, 12:13:03 PM PLAYER HATERS
TightEnd Phatomch Evilpie Dunk619 Woodsey MPower Chirprich Horneris (incred hair though) Bigfella Tug of War please Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: EvilPie on July 31, 2009, 12:13:48 PM p.s I'm not a hater. Just don't have £100 spare to give to you fellas. Good luck. That's not the rules Rich. It's anyone who thinks the syndicate's going to lose. Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: kinboshi on July 31, 2009, 12:13:51 PM PLAYER HATERS TightEnd Phatomch Evilpie Dunk619 Woodsey MPower Chirprich Horneris (incred hair though) Bigfella Tug of War please Krypton Factor-style assault course imo... Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: TightEnd on July 31, 2009, 12:14:51 PM p.s I'm not a hater. Just don't have £100 spare to give to you fellas. Good luck. That's not the rules Rich. It's anyone who thinks the syndicate's going to lose. Oh. well if they can overcome the 92.5% payout ratio, Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: GreekStein on July 31, 2009, 12:22:49 PM Shall i send my £10000 to Cos? Yeah just ship to my online banking bud. Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: StuartHopkin on July 31, 2009, 12:30:00 PM UPDATED CURRENT STAKERS
Dunk 10% £100 - Paid to Stu Rookie 10% £100 - Paid to Stu Flushy 10% £100 - Sending to Cos EvilPie 10% £100 - To pay tomorrow ChrisBruce 10% £100 - To pay tomorrow RedBull 10% £100 - To pay tomorrow Greekstein 10% £100 - To pay tomorrow StuartHopkin 20% £200 - To pay tomorrow That leaves 10% up for grabs still tomorrow. To keep things simple I will then accomodate the smaller requests from my chunk, so far Karibiner 1% £10 - To pay tomorrow Girgy 1% £10 - To pay tomorrow Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: boldie on July 31, 2009, 12:32:23 PM Cos dropped his stake to 10%? Is he losing faith or something?
Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: GreekStein on July 31, 2009, 12:38:19 PM Cos dropped his stake to 10%? Is he losing faith or something? I wish it was my faith I was losing - unfortunately in recent weeks I've done my left bollock online. Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: boldie on July 31, 2009, 12:38:47 PM Cos dropped his stake to 10%? Is he losing faith or something? I wish it was my faith I was losing - unfortunately in recent weeks I've done my left bollock online. OH FFS..run better please! Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: Acidmouse on July 31, 2009, 12:44:01 PM can we have live feed setup please?
Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: kinboshi on July 31, 2009, 12:48:10 PM Cos dropped his stake to 10%? Is he losing faith or something? I wish it was my faith I was losing - unfortunately in recent weeks I've done my left bollock online. There was a man called Baz Who liked to give tips to the lads He played at DTD Took no nonsense I tell thee And now Cos in his throat has his nads. Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: StuartHopkin on July 31, 2009, 01:04:01 PM can we have live feed setup please? Me and Matt were talking about this the other night! Could be amazing! Will ask Kev, I assume its just a webcam and your away?!!? Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: redsimon on July 31, 2009, 01:13:18 PM The following people are blonde legends and can live safely under the legacy of the lobster.... GreekStein Kinboshi Geo the Sarge Boldie Celtic Josedinho David3103 Rookie(Rodney) Redbull Mike Saban Pokerfan Nakor Karabiner Bolt_PP Mondatoo Free_Rollin ItsMrAlex2u Dewi_Cool Girgy85 Tractor Rossfourfive StDoug Silo_Graham Iwillwinlots The Flame Amatay Marky147 The below list of people should live in fear for the rest of their days. PLAYER HATERS TightEnd Phatomch TheChipPrince CF Dingdell - We'll be watching you Lurker! LittlemissC Kev_B Evilpie Dunk619 Woodsey MPower Chirprich Horneris (incred hair though) Sharplea Steelio Shawrie85 Maldini32 Ironside Bigfella Amcgrath MC If anyone wants to know the formula for working out this list see http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=43279.0 At BB8 these will be the teams for the 'Rumble in the Carpark' event that is being organised by Barry Neville and officiated by Dousche and Evilpie who can't take part due to the nature of their guesses in previous thread. ffs I thought I'd predicted a £4000+ payout :( Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: EvilPie on July 31, 2009, 01:17:04 PM There once was a tipster called Barry
Who refused to stump up and stake Larry He said "there's no way" "Them there fruity's are gay" "I'd rather spend at cash 'n carry" Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: DUNK619 on July 31, 2009, 01:51:13 PM even tho ive got money in this would be so com if they managed to win nuffin
Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: kinboshi on July 31, 2009, 01:55:20 PM even tho ive got money in this would be so com if they managed to win nuffin hater imo Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: StuartHopkin on July 31, 2009, 01:59:51 PM even tho ive got money in this would be so com if they managed to win nuffin You know what would be funnier? The fact that we cant win nuffin as you so elegantly put it, combined with the fact that whatever happens youve just been grimmed. Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: Cf on July 31, 2009, 02:03:26 PM I'm not a hater :( I just wanted my answer to be all 3s, and seeing as the jackpot is apparantly 4k i decided that 333 was more likely than 3333. I was going to come and watch this but I fear for my safety :(
Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: GreekStein on July 31, 2009, 02:10:36 PM I'm not a hater :( I just wanted my answer to be all 3s, and seeing as the jackpot is apparantly 4k i decided that 333 was more likely than 3333. I was going to come and watch this but I fear for my safety :( You don't need to worry now - Evilpie is going to pick the larry machine up and drop it on Dunk's head if the payout is 0 Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: kinboshi on July 31, 2009, 02:56:19 PM I'm not a hater :( I just wanted my answer to be all 3s, and seeing as the jackpot is apparantly 4k i decided that 333 was more likely than 3333. I was going to come and watch this but I fear for my safety :( You don't need to worry now - Evilpie is going to pick the larry machine up and drop it on Dunk's head if the payout is 0 A slam dunk? Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: Dingdell on July 31, 2009, 08:35:19 PM I'm not a hater :( I just wanted my answer to be all 3s, and seeing as the jackpot is apparantly 4k i decided that 333 was more likely than 3333. I was going to come and watch this but I fear for my safety :( You don't need to worry now - Evilpie is going to pick the larry machine up and drop it on Dunk's head if the payout is 0 A slam dunk? Have you metamorphised into Andrew Tracey? You're never normally as funny as that.... ;D As for being on the haters list - fml! I haven't got any bankroll for lurking - fml x2.... Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: Royal Flush on August 01, 2009, 01:52:39 AM If we are 10% short i will take it, if its 8% short will take that aswell, infact whatever it is i will take it.
Cos i am off to goodwood in the morning so send me a pm saying how much i owe and i will do it then if i can. Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: GreekStein on August 01, 2009, 03:26:02 AM If we are 10% short i will take it, if its 8% short will take that aswell, infact whatever it is i will take it. Cos i am off to goodwood in the morning so send me a pm saying how much i owe and i will do it then if i can. Ship me a bag pls, I'm skint. kkthxbye Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: Graham C on August 01, 2009, 11:35:31 AM Is it tonight? Even though I'm not in the syndicate, I feel like I'm part of something big that's going to happen
Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: Laxie on August 01, 2009, 12:24:16 PM It is. Pretty sure Kev said he'd post updates for us. Pics or it didn't happen!
Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: TightEnd on August 01, 2009, 12:32:10 PM I'm nervous for you
Good luck Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: StuartHopkin on August 01, 2009, 12:55:23 PM I think this maybe the 3rd most exciting moment of my life! ;) :D ;D
Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: Cf on August 01, 2009, 01:29:31 PM I was gonna nip onto the machine and put £20 in to see if I could jackpot it before you guys, but someone is already on it :(
Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: Girgy85 on August 01, 2009, 01:30:46 PM I was gonna nip onto the machine and put £20 in to see if I could jackpot it before you guys, but someone is already on it :( Yea they are kindly loading it up for us!! Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: Longy on August 01, 2009, 01:31:31 PM What time are we expecting this to happen? I plan on coming down to play the £50 later but will come down early to witness this in person.
Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: pokerfan on August 01, 2009, 01:37:50 PM What time are we expecting this to happen? I plan on coming down to play the £50 later but will come down early to witness this in person. After bagging 1am, so no rush!Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: Cf on August 01, 2009, 01:54:28 PM Managed to have a go. £20 in.
£40 out. Not quite £4000 but it'll do :) Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: GreekStein on August 01, 2009, 02:06:49 PM I'm an alternate in the £300 so using the computer next to it so I can monitor it's activity.
Currently Larry is resting but someone is doing his conkers on the Pharoah's Fortune next door. Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: AgentChip109 on August 01, 2009, 02:27:16 PM good luck with this one guys! think i may be more interested in this rather then the tournament. tid Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: Boba Fett on August 01, 2009, 07:29:21 PM Ha, just saw this. Looks awesome, GL. Whats the chances of pinging the 4k jackpot twice?
Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: Laxie on August 02, 2009, 12:54:47 AM Let's gogogogogogogogoooooooooo!!!! Been waiting all night for this bit. Went to the cinema earlier to kill time. 15 minutes in it was all sound and no picture. Another 15 minutes later management walked in to tell us we could all have a refund. Machine was broke. Run good much? Sooooooooooo, back home she went, waiting patiently for the spin up with you lot. Now hurry up and win the lot...innit.
Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: Colchester Kev on August 02, 2009, 12:58:30 AM LOBSTERATHON UPDATES WILL BE POSTED ON THE UPDATES THREAD
http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=43338.0 Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: GreekStein on August 04, 2009, 04:56:03 PM We should have kept the updates on this thread and given it more life, especially for those who couldn't be there.
It was a truly epic moment and Rob Yong's bank manager ringing and begging us to stop putting the money in was a highlight. Fear not though, we're looking to carry the Legacy of Larry on. Details will be posted soon but any ideas are welcome in the meantime. Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: byronkincaid on August 04, 2009, 04:59:11 PM how much did you win?
Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: GreekStein on August 04, 2009, 05:01:32 PM how much did you win? I hope you're sitting down. The total cashed out was £1097. Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: bolt pp on August 04, 2009, 05:02:32 PM what happened to the dance?
Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: TightEnd on August 04, 2009, 05:04:42 PM what happened to your stack Greekybaby?
Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: GreekStein on August 04, 2009, 05:12:48 PM what happened to the dance? Gutted about that and for me it was the only sour moment. I was ready and raring to go having practised every day before and after work but the dance was only coming out if we hit a jackpot, which against the odds we didn't do. Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: GreekStein on August 04, 2009, 05:13:12 PM what happened to your stack Greekybaby? Why all the mad rubs today!? Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: Laxie on August 04, 2009, 09:13:07 PM End of month, back to DTD and dance regardless of size of profit. If you hit the jackpot, all in attendance mustl attempt to copy your expert moves. Deal?
Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: gatso on August 04, 2009, 09:36:37 PM anyone know if leeds alea has a larry the lobster?
Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: Girgy85 on August 04, 2009, 09:39:03 PM anyone know if leeds alea has a larry the lobster? Brunny says it has THREE!! Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: GreekStein on August 05, 2009, 09:18:45 AM anyone know if leeds alea has a larry the lobster? Brunny says it has THREE!! multitabling ftw! Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: gatso on August 05, 2009, 11:36:34 AM anyone know if leeds alea has a larry the lobster? Brunny says it has THREE!! multitabling ftw! so you'd better make sure you turn up for the sunday then cos Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: GreekStein on August 05, 2009, 11:38:21 AM anyone know if leeds alea has a larry the lobster? Brunny says it has THREE!! multitabling ftw! so you'd better make sure you turn up for the sunday then cos Really don't think I can - such a sick spot to be in :( Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: StuartHopkin on August 16, 2009, 11:12:14 PM Oooo this thread isnt dead yet, we have a comedy sequel in the making.....
Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: Karabiner on August 16, 2009, 11:42:28 PM I'm waiting to see the synchronised scorpion kick which i have been reliably informed is part of the lobster-dance ;popcorn;
Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: StuartHopkin on August 17, 2009, 09:42:03 AM I'm waiting to see the synchronised scorpion kick which i have been reliably informed is part of the lobster-dance ;popcorn; Ralph dont forget I have £11 for you Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: GreekStein on August 28, 2009, 01:49:07 PM Made Famous by Mick McCool and Jesse May! Weeeeeeeeeee
http://www.thepokershowlive.com/listenagain.htm Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: Acidmouse on August 28, 2009, 01:56:48 PM To say he slags off the forums so much he used them as reference 5-6 times in the interview. Not bad for a shitty forum where the only thing worth reading is tikeys diary ;applause; ;tightend; ;hattip; ;nemesis; ;snoopy'sguns; ;bumwiggle;
Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: GreekStein on August 28, 2009, 02:07:56 PM To say he slags off the forums so much he used them as reference 5-6 times in the interview. Not bad for a shitty forum where the only thing worth reading is tikeys diary ;applause; ;tightend; ;hattip; ;nemesis; ;snoopy'sguns; ;bumwiggle; He said on his blog the other day that blonde is his favourite forum tbf. Title: Re: Surf and Turf Post by: Redbull on August 29, 2009, 12:20:31 AM Made Famous by Mick McCool and Jesse May! Weeeeeeeeeee http://www.thepokershowlive.com/listenagain.htm Haha, yeah that was quality! |