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Me and a few friends of mine have decided to put a team together to challenge any 5 of the shrewdies in a August Team TLB Prop Bet. We wanted to get the ball rolling and see if they are up for it? Its negotiable but were thinking 5k per team, and we would be using p5s custom leaderboard to keep the score.

Our Team is

myself...  Matt Perrins  (pez102)

             Jake Cody  (neverbluff67)

             Jon Spinks  (emsbas)

             John Eames (johne147)

             Jagdeep kuhlon (jagz7)

             

 ;booder;

Think a few of us would be up for it, not sure though. Depends on $ and if people are going be putting in mad volume in Aug or not.

Will get back to you.

cool

ive got a better prop bet for ya....its a team fight to the death. u lot vs me, chuck liddel, anderson silva, GSP and BJ penn. thougts?

How can Middy play for both teams?

He's that good.

Your team is gonna carry you

im in.

y not make it more of a laugh and make the losers have to do a massive forfit.....putting up 5k between 5 players isnt gna motivate u guys enough! The forfit should have to be humilliating and a "must-do". It would make much better reading and would generate alot more publicity!

You have to come up with a team name imo Pez.

im thinking something like the "shre-wanna-bies"

Can we stake the Shrewdies in this!?

PEZ Team Photo
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_7P37NqWJVlM/SYCc0qNpHcI/AAAAAAAABtk/maefN9vcprA/s400/Smurfs_Pez_Series_2.jpg)

there should be 5 forfits per team and each person selects a forfit before the trials start. whichever team loses, there players have to do the individual forfits! That way each indiviual person can be humiliated and pride is up for grabs....

[  ] cash isnt king

Can I just slap Jon Spinks know with a cod cod meharly? He's just has one of those faces........
i dont think id ever be able to stop.  :D

Losing team have to play soggy biscuit

lol thats disgusting!

But funny as hell

lol i am sure people would love to be in your team for a prop that relies heavily on volume.

back sack and crack waxes all round for the losers

THIS!!!

who would u guys have as a team? im guessing these are the likely candidates:

1. james dempsey
2. dave jones
3. tom middleton
4. richard 'plays and wins 1 tourne a month' trigg
5. brent/shrewdie/rooks?

Rooks here.

Thanks for remembering me at number 5 nicky, marv.

FWIW no point in me putting my name down anyway while i'm too involved with the club. As dempsey says tho, fuck having trigg on your side if this is all about volume! And also I don't know how James is in the team as I am pretty certain he isn't a Shrewdie, just another wannabe.

knew u were involved with the pool club.....just put ur name down to be polite. gl with it anyway

listen, if i get ivolved and put $1k down ill be playing almost every night.

You'll play almost every night for the first 2 nights, then fck off to the pub for the rest of the month, lol

Sigh i am Dr. Demps, honorary shrewdie

This is true, you'll just give up like you did on Monday and go quiz night with Jonny Trigg.

5k over a month isnt much for you lot, why not change it to a crossbook. So if the shrewdies are 25k up at the end of the month each player gets 5k, bit nicer financially especiially if your going to be grinding, and if you get a siccccko score then you can send them bustooo.

Or....


HU4ROLLLZ YO?

thats all well and good until super jonny eames ships 2 majors on the same night

lol, can make it $10k or $15k a team if $5k isnt enough?

sounds dangerous to me

u got a problem with flushy being in the team?

nah thats fine.

wow I can see some sick side bets if this goes ahead!

Im up for the idea of a humiliation prop but with $$ aswell.... 10 or 15k sounds good
we can throw around ideas, still got time to decide

really hope this happens, regardless of the money.  will my hero chip rich be in the shrewdies team? 

Not if they want a chance at winning!

lol

I would be but i sure have £ at the mo. :(

thats a shame.

I present to you :

Team Shrewdies..

Non Playing Captain : Rookle

Playing Team :

Middy Iddy Iddy
Flushy Ushy Ushy
Leknave Knave Knave
ChipRich Rich Rich
Brent

Will be in contact to whoever it was who started this thread by pm within the next day or so.

Shrewdies look strong apart from the last two names

Someone care to give me odds on the challengers winning by a $20k+ margin?

It'll be based on points, not prizes.

who the fk r u, lol

We'll prove you wrong.

haha. I will endeavour to prove you wrong sir.

fyp.

The shrewdies are going to crush Bones.

4-6, best price.

GL Shrewdies, go go go!!!!

this is BS i wanted to be in this team, just cause i took it easy after vegas doesnt mean ill play 1 comp a week from now on, im ready to grind and win!!

shrewdie recruitment week leading up to the start?

or secret ballot - i guess with lots at stake each player has to be happy with the squad

they dont think i will put the volume in,ive been bombed :(

set up your own team, innit?

no thanks, ill be cheering the shrewdies on, whether or not i decide to bet on us is another matter, think its pretty close at the moment, id bet 5/4 on either team so 1/1 isnt appealing really, whichever side runs best will win.

I said if you can convince the rest of the team i will bow out gracefully.

Thing is you are RJT, and you might not have the internet after the 8th

ok ill bow ot gracefully, moving out on the 8th and may not have internet for a while which my prove costly. Ive weighed my money in tho, gogogogogogoo

Is LeKnave the only independant shrewdie? Personally i think you should reinstate clamfish, his workrate and commitment are incred.

And you'd know this how?

yeah i am, and level about clam yeah?

what price on ChipRich to top player?

My Horoscope today in the paper:

your quiet confidence impresses bosses and an apportunity you thort u had missed is back. single? once you worked together, now yu meet again and it could be love. settled? a relationship shows new depth when you share ambitions. luck builds for five friends

zomg. gg Spinsky.

lol com. I was reading paper and read his, lol. gg Pez & Co.

june

'Team bonding reaches an all-time high'

 ;gobsmacked;

hahaha, yeh maybe with Dave 'the wrangler' Jones!

norrr, was hoping that part referred to my former work-place.

Errrrm v long, price without fave probs 6-1

The Beano does horoscopes?

nh

The Claimer is up there with Moorman1, ShaunDeeb in terms of ability and volume.  I'd definitely have him in my team

+1 he's the star of the team imo

You two are mugs then.

no offence to clam, but imo this sort of bet is not one that would suit him. He hasnt got the motivation to play every night of the week + he enjoys the pub far too much. Not to mention he is moving house mid month.

Have u guys decided on wether u want to play for $5k,$10k or $15k per team yet?

more importantly whats the forfeit for the losing team.

At the next GUKPT main, the losing players should have to stand behind the winning players the whole time they are playing, fanning them and buying/bringing them drinks on demand imo, preferably while wearing some sort of demoralising costume...

The losing team should have to go to a GPT imo

Or possibly the losing team have to change their stars avatars to anything the winning team give them.

both ideas are good. Toms is probably the best, having to travel to cardiff (next gukpt after the prop) to wait hand and foot on the rival team.

Thing is we cant be arsed to go to GPT's, its punishment in itself.

middy is gonna be shipping a sunday major in august - he is way over due!

gogogogogo the shrewdies

[  ] This will be tough


PokerStars Game #30796612251: Tournament #180540273, $100+$9 Hold'em No Limit - Level XI (400/800) - 2009/07/23 21:50:22 WET [2009/07/23 16:50:22 ET]
Table '180540273 7' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: LUFCBas (40673 in chips)
Seat 2: _WiggoKatt_ (10867 in chips)
Seat 3: jambo669 (30627 in chips)
Seat 5: MKKMOO (30732 in chips)
Seat 7: Zoutechamp (63494 in chips)
Seat 8: SLPLBA (12189 in chips)
Seat 9: kudos1017 (16680 in chips)
LUFCBas: posts the ante 75
_WiggoKatt_: posts the ante 75
jambo669: posts the ante 75
MKKMOO: posts the ante 75
Zoutechamp: posts the ante 75
SLPLBA: posts the ante 75
kudos1017: posts the ante 75
Zoutechamp: posts small blind 400
SLPLBA: posts big blind 800
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MKKMOO [Ah Kd]
kudos1017: folds
StNov is connected
LUFCBas: raises 1075 to 1875
_WiggoKatt_: folds
jambo669: folds
MKKMOO: raises 3400 to 5275
Zoutechamp: folds
SLPLBA: folds
CrppleCreek is connected
LUFCBas: raises 35323 to 40598 and is all-in
MKKMOO: calls 25382 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (9941) returned to LUFCBas
*** FLOP *** [6h 9d 5s]
*** TURN *** [6h 9d 5s] [2d]
*** RIVER *** [6h 9d 5s 2d] [7d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
LUFCBas: shows [Jh Ac] (high card Ace)
MKKMOO: shows [Ah Kd] (high card Ace - King kicker)
MKKMOO collected 63039 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 63039 | Rake 0
Board [6h 9d 5s 2d 7d]
Seat 1: LUFCBas showed [Jh Ac] and lost with high card Ace
Seat 2: _WiggoKatt_ folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: jambo669 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: MKKMOO (button) showed [Ah Kd] and won (63039) with high card Ace
Seat 7: Zoutechamp (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: SLPLBA (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: kudos1017 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

roll on august:

http://www.pocketfives.com/leaderboards/LeKnave/Shrewdies+Challenge

gl shrewdies

Pretty standard with his image at the time

Oh, I see, is that how it is...

[ ] solid resteal spot vs a nit

PokerStars Game #30803903101: Tournament #180540450, $50+$5 Hold'em No Limit - Level XII (500/1000) - 2009/07/24 1:14:28 WET [2009/07/23 20:14:28 ET]
Table '180540450 26' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: Uninc157 (44009 in chips)
Seat 2: hex2r (37842 in chips)
Seat 3: zedveron (28403 in chips)
Seat 4: Pr0fiteer (47628 in chips)
Seat 5: MKKMOO (16037 in chips)
Seat 6: SteBannPB (38950 in chips)
Seat 7: duskyshark82 (33676 in chips)
Seat 8: LUFCBas (78744 in chips)
Seat 9: 7Holms (32003 in chips)
Uninc157: posts the ante 100
hex2r: posts the ante 100
zedveron: posts the ante 100
Pr0fiteer: posts the ante 100
MKKMOO: posts the ante 100
SteBannPB: posts the ante 100
duskyshark82: posts the ante 100
LUFCBas: posts the ante 100
7Holms: posts the ante 100
Pr0fiteer: posts small blind 500
MKKMOO: posts big blind 1000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to LUFCBas [2c Jh]
SteBannPB: folds
duskyshark82: folds
LUFCBas: folds
7Holms: raises 2000 to 3000
Uninc157: folds
hex2r: folds
zedveron: folds
Pr0fiteer: folds
MKKMOO: raises 12937 to 15937 and is all-in
7Holms: calls 12937
*** FLOP *** [3s 6s 2d]
*** TURN *** [3s 6s 2d] [Qc]
*** RIVER *** [3s 6s 2d Qc] [5h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
MKKMOO: shows [7s Js] (high card Queen)
7Holms: shows [Qh As] (a pair of Queens)
7Holms collected 33274 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 33274 | Rake 0
Board [3s 6s 2d Qc 5h]
Seat 1: Uninc157 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: hex2r folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: zedveron (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Pr0fiteer (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: MKKMOO (big blind) showed [7s Js] and lost with high card Queen
Seat 6: SteBannPB folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: duskyshark82 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: LUFCBas folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: 7Holms showed [Qh As] and won (33274) with a pair of Queens

lol i had just busted the stars 100r in 10th, party super in 4th, stars 50r ITM and 22nd in tilt 150, this left me 1 tabling a tournament with 14bb and 85 left.

Mariokart or grind 1 table with 16bb on steaming tilt, not a tough decision!

I was 10 tabling at the time so might be wrong but that was the first hand i had seen him open...

bit of needle, i like it gogogogoogo shrewdies!

can u not do mariokart and 1 table at same time? I've mastered fifa + 1 tabling at 4am to perfection!

and nah, I was opening like 80% of pots when folded to, it was never on your blinds so you won't have noticed the action then!

gl all, should be fun to watch

lol at bas just pwning flushy with that post on nice resteal vs a nit!

this is gna be epic. u guys gna have a biggest score bonus and a worst plb score forfit?

one team bitch from each team should be nominated for the forfeit, or the lowest scorer, then they have to turn up to a GUKPT main event in a comedy oversize costume - i.e chirprich as a 10ft shark would be total com imo.......

Gl Shrewdies!  ;boldie;

So whats the deal? $5k and the butler service to the winners?

gogogogogo the shrewdies - just when everyone thought there was a poker lull in august we have this to look forward to!


On a more serious note - im not sure if you are still thrashing out the finer points - but i would suggest that the rules of the prop are clearly stated in this thread before you start. Ie is it total team points etc etc

unlucky shrewdies, eames is gonna pwn your souls.

jury split in my house...obv im backing the shrewdies Tony on the other hand thinks team perrin gonna bash some shrewdie butt,lol

please dont make me have to admit he was right ;pokergods;

go shrewdies  ;cheerleader;

Haha quality, thought i was the only one!

[  ] Tony understands P5 PLB's!

il take middy over eames for $100?

fyp

Dont really know how the PLBs work but I'm guessing this is based purely on volume likely/capable of putting in above anything else?

upto the shrewdies, we've offered to play for $5k, $10k or $15k and the butler service (or anything better they can come up with)

Forget the butler service - just stars avatars IMO...

Will pm you with money tomorrow.

Stars avatars is pants, barely anyone outside these forums would even know what the joke was, butler service is a proper forfeit.


..........or soggy biscuit

you seem well up for soggy biscuit, HU?

Does this equate to volunteering to play HU, Winner jizzes over a biscuit the loser eats it?


[ ] Nice

Assume you doing a book for this Trigg?

rofl wtf!!

stars avatar plus w/e $$ we decide plus comedy costume for the next gukpt imo

this

(http://www.backcloths.com/images/nemo.jpg) ?

please stop saying soggy biscuit, now i know what it is it's not even funny.

It's a bit too close to: "lets all wank eachother off regardless of who wins cos it might be fun".

why do you think Flushy is willing to stake 10k to a load of young boys?

ummm, quite a complicated joke but glad you figured it out.

losers shave head imo

been there, done that.

When we all were grinding the 3r 11f etc, me jones and BH offered rich $300 to shave his head, he denied. I also can imagine BH wouldn't shave his head for under $5k

I've seen mops with better hairstyles than BH

+1

shaved heads is easy, since im not valuable to the team :(  ive been thinking aout pricing this up. Ive decidedto have $1k on the shrewdies at evens i think were about 4/5 shots, due to middy basically, hes a volume machine and a very classy player, we have the team spirit to take this challenge on the chin and fkin kick it into touch!! let us gogogogogogogogogogogo.

yes please!

oh dear, eames is gonna probs put in the least volume from our team and middy will put in the most from theirs, lol

prices

flushy 4/5   jagz 10/11

middy 4/7   eames 1/1

brent 1/1   BAS 10/11

rich 4/5     pez 1/1

jones 4/6    cody  6/5





over all    shrewdies 5/6       pez& co 1/1

Can i have an acca Trigg?

sooo I was thinking, $10k per team and losers have to attend a live event as power rangers / some other 5 man famous combo

let's be avin ya?

Up for this, not so sure Jones and Middy are though (the dressing up part obv)

Is it cos they're gonna fight over who's the pink ranger?

lol, i think so.

Having seen the Vegas pool videos, if the shrewdies lose they should have to walk through a normal size door, no shimmying sideways....



.... two at a time.

It'd be like 'It's a knockout' for the 21st century - great 'S'tuart Hall style' laughs for old folks imo

I think BAS should be against Middy in the betting Trigg.

Ill have a £200 dbl:

Middy @ 4/7 & Bas @ 10/11.

And re: Karl's post, you're not wrong.

u sure are betting against yourself with me, corrupt fk

any overall winner prices?

can't pm yet sigh, max bet? I'll take me/matt/jake and our team winning

Can I take the $50 you owe me from the blackbelt bet and lump it on the shrewdies at 5/6 plz

Don't post here, m8 of bas i'll take $500 on the man. Who is escrowing?

me

Can i just make sure pez+co agree it is unlimited scores per site, unlimited total scores for the whole month.

not just the p5's usual 12 max per site, 20 max total?

lol @ me being evens against middy

The team will hate me after this next month... I'll probably cost them $2k each

yeah unlimited scores

have u decided how much u want to play for?

pm'd pez

cooool,

gl fuckers.

cool, well book my action and i'll ship on stars or tilt a couple of days b4 this kicks off.

oo back 2 the grindddd :(

Look at all the elite 8th rate UK players signing up to the forum :D

Prob gna get a treble down on Bas, Middy & myself.

Will let you no before it starts Trigg.

He sure 'knows' about the Carisbrooke Mutliz.

been PM'd loads about people wanting "MAX" bets.  Singles Only Max Bet $300

obv theres no liquidity in the market and im only laying bets on Pez & co players. Pm me your bet and when you send the money to

TheClaimeer (sheffield)  stars, then your bet is on.

Will you be renewing prices for those that want to go in again?

TheClaimeer or TheClaimer?

theclaimeer

CBA to take bets, afterall, ive already got $1k invested in the shrewdies and its too much hassle to keep betting money and make up money seperate on stars.

If any1 wants this action PM me.

LOL - aments

In a pre event warm up Middy has got Jon Spinks to his right in tongihts 109r!

gg spinksy.

got told i had to stick this up on the thread.


PokerStars Game #30910717420: Tournament #180540417, $100+$9 Hold'em No Limit - Level XIX (625/1250) - 2009/07/26 17:34:11 ET
Table '180540417 8' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: ChipRich20 (52266 in chips)
Seat 2: brainwash (38615 in chips)
Seat 3: LUFCBas (22257 in chips)
Seat 4: Tommy C 06 (14470 in chips)
Seat 5: barrybab333 (8692 in chips)
Seat 6: Tim0thee (14270 in chips)
Seat 7: monkey101 (30428 in chips)
Seat 8: Schildy1984 (16505 in chips)
Seat 9: hestekjeften (20708 in chips)
ChipRich20: posts the ante 150
brainwash: posts the ante 150
LUFCBas: posts the ante 150
Tommy C 06: posts the ante 150
barrybab333: posts the ante 150
Tim0thee: posts the ante 150
monkey101: posts the ante 150
Schildy1984: posts the ante 150
hestekjeften: posts the ante 150
Tim0thee: posts small blind 625
monkey101: posts big blind 1250
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ChipRich20 [Ah Ad]
Schildy1984: folds
hestekjeften: folds
ChipRich20: raises 1550 to 2800
brainwash: folds
LUFCBas: raises 19307 to 22107 and is all-in
Tommy C 06: folds
barrybab333: folds
Tim0thee: folds
monkey101: folds
ChipRich20: calls 19307
*** FLOP *** [7d Ac 7h]
*** TURN *** [7d Ac 7h] [Kc]
ChipRich20 said, "gg"
*** RIVER *** [7d Ac 7h Kc] [5h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ChipRich20: shows [Ah Ad] (a full house, Aces full of Sevens)
LUFCBas: shows [8c 8d] (two pair, Eights and Sevens)
LUFCBas is sitting out
ChipRich20 collected 47439 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 47439 | Rake 0
Board [7d Ac 7h Kc 5h]
Seat 1: ChipRich20 showed [Ah Ad] and won (47439) with a full house, Aces full of Sevens
Seat 2: brainwash folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: LUFCBas showed [8c 8d] and lost with two pair, Eights and Sevens
Seat 4: Tommy C 06 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: barrybab333 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Tim0thee (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: monkey101 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: Schildy1984 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: hestekjeften folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Chiprich, your my hero.

You know the song Hero by Enrique Inglesias?

I wrote that for you.

ahhhhhhh, ty.



Right, so is this going ahead or what?

Yes of course it is. Figure been agreed, need a forfeit that means something but isn't over the top.

I thought being the rail/bar bitches/servants was a belter.

Agreed, would qualify the Shrewdies, win or lose, for blonde hall of fame perhaps?

fk having Spinks and co dip their pooey fingers in my beer

Half the team don't do the GUKPT's anyway, but having to travel to Cardiff to do so wouldn't happen whether the Shrewdies won or lost the bet!

Ah, makes sense.

This is good. I'm in!

Sounds fun, gl guys.

is this going down?

rofl.

Spinsky looks like hes been delving into ChipRich's wardrobe.

they look like a mean bunch of grinders.....
























NO THEY DONT!!!!!!

They look like the Shrewdies would have looked in the 1980s

They look like they have their "soggy biscuit" faces on and ready for action.

Whole goddam thread is a 'some people have real life friends' rubdown imo.

The special bus have a trip to the beach.... They are joined by the celebrity that is wee man from Jackass.

pez is chirp rich's stunt double and i wouldnt like to fight middys  spinksys legs

gonna be hilarious when we take all ur monies imo!!

You would think that with all the money the challengers win they would buy some decent clobber. 

Has the forfeit been decided yet?

Oh, I thought the contest was over and the Shrewdies won?  The challengers were forced to dress like peasants as the forfeit and the photo was the evidence, no?

haha comedy.

The bet starts at 5am tomorrow morning, lets googogogo!

gl Shrewdies- think some sort of limit should have been set tho cos surely whoever puts in more volume will win?

Win it all Shrewdies.

rofl half our team wont be playing over the weekend because of IPT Venice, so make the most of your headstart you willl need to.

We sure will. Half our team are at DTD & the other are at Glorious Goodwood.

Get some mates to play on your accounts this weekend ftw

They sure wont be doing this.

gl shrewdies.

juuuuuune, dont need to cheat to win.

lets gogogogogogo.




glgl opposition




























nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhht.

Pm me as I'm available for chipdumping in rebuys, i'm that spewy no'one will notice...

has anyone won owt yet?

lets gogogogogoogo.

is there a link to the table on P5's so we can keep an eye on who's doing what ?

http://www.pocketfives.com/leaderboards/LeKnave/Shrewdies+Challenge

cheers - nice table description. GL all.

jagz deep in 90k on tilt and jake goin deep in 100r on stars fwiw.

A long first day, 10am-now, fml.

Lets gogogogo Shrewdies!

meh i managed a 7th and 4th for like 4k total 2day

I think middy only won 1 tournament, poor effort by him imo

Pez has the cake in Pokerstars Venice IPT i think. glglgl.

pez 1/19 in IPT venice apparently, glgl he sure will be grinding this month if he ships it...

gl pez, whats up top?

is that macdonald?

gl pez.

pretty sick night last night, connection was fkn awful here. but got 4th in the 100r for 10kish AA couldnt get there against A5s : ( good start at least.

200k ftw in venice

VAMOSSSSSSSS PERRINSSSSSSSSSSSS

gl pez

Nice one mr middleton.

yeah this is macdonald

lets win the lot today plz team.

I can't see any scores when i click on this link?

yeah think its every wednesday they update

not fking good enough, sort it out the knife!

gl pez!

P5's always takes a day or 2 to get results on.

shipped it :)... ty for the gl's shrewdies!!

tough life.

vvvwp, feel free to have a well earned break though ;)

ty..lolll

Sick life Pez.

Middy nearly won this challenge last night!

You survived Goodwood then   ;D

Can i get a price on Middy to beat all of them on his own?

The first 2 days of August have been updated on the leaderboard: http://www.pocketfives.com/leaderboards/LeKnave/Shrewdies+Challenge

wp perrins....gl shrewdies....

- Users: User list provided. However, these users were excluded because didn't have any scores or were beyond the leaderboard length: Flushy, johne147, pez102, EMSBas

[  ] tough challenge ;)

[  ] So glad I don't have any action on this.

I know it's a marathon but...

GO TEAM SHREWD!  ;cheerleader; indabag

pfft, now I'm home from Venice its 15 hour days every day! ... Until Malaga next week

Jagz is just warming up, he's gonna do all the work for us whilst pez spends all his winnings

juuuune i started yesterday, and i spazzed.

At least i made enough to lose the bet yesterday :D

Any1 give me 5/2 on bas vs horneris for $500 since bas hasnt even started?

lol its 3 days in and you want 5/2? Tomorrow you be asking for 10-1?

lol tbf hes away in malaga for a week as of monday for the Spanish FTP in Malaga so i doubt hes guna grind much that week either.

go shrewdies go!

june hes like a 2/5 shot, hes an enigma.

Give me 7/4. If i were a part of team shrewdies id be disappointed if a fellow "shrewdie" didnt back me in this bet :P

Take that fwiw.

Only if you let me back middy vs super johnny at 6-4

Unfortunately for you i have a good idea how much volume johny eames puts in. :P

No thanks.

ship the huge $10 for 5.5k imo

6.6k u mean?

wp.

lol oops, too excited after getting to play with lots of mirrions of chips

Sigh 2nd to shaundeeb in the tilt 100r, i never seen someone run so good hu, we started with over 100bb each so it was slow torture when i flopped 2nd pair to his top pair every hand.

lol

So sick managed to final the tilt 100r again tonight, was 4x av with 20 left and came 7th, fml. Stars 100r i was 2/11 and got it in v 1/11, gg life.

I doubt the last 2 days have been real.

I dont usually moan about losing but:

9th in 20w1 stars QQ<<AJ
9th 50r blonde KK<<<66
7th pty super QQ<<<AQ
9th 20r tilt AK<<<A9

oh well, i will plug on.

gogogogo Shrewdies!!!

i pretty much got bummed!, i accepted a deal with sliightly less chips and i finished 2nd!, i thought we could play it out :(

just to rub it in for my fellow shrewdies.....

i finalled the 50w1 tilt today came 6th for 1.6k and finalled the tilt 100r 100k and came 6th for 10k.
tommy won the stars daily 50fo 80k for 16k and he also won the 30r tilt for 7.5k

a good day but were not involved in the challenge so were gna go to the bars tommorow and drink loads! gl all

p.s EMSBAS stop fckin busting me! ;)

lol, I played those aces pretty bad yesterday

well done Dave on 5th in quarter mil mbn etc

Lol woulda been nice if it was me. Leant my stars acc to someone last night so obv tht score will be removed from the challenge.

Fml.

sik results. gl

I railed for like 30 mins and they 3bet more than you have done in your entire life probably...

lol i asked middy on msn if you were drunk/stoned or the love child of moorman/jagz as I've never seen u play so many hands... makes sense now!

Haha i was thinking exactly same!

ohhhhh im sorry pab. just coz im a crucial range balancer by peeling pre all the time.

keep folding to 10x and finding KK motherfuckkkkerrrrrr.

:-)

if 2planes set off from moscow at exactly the same time and from the exact same point with one going north east and one headed south west going 475mph how long will it be until the cross paths and where will the location be?

Is a ba pilot on board or not?

thought this was worthy of updating (although p'5 could be missing a few recent scores)

(http://i371.photobucket.com/albums/oo151/outragous76/p5sleaderboard.jpg)

Where are they stopping to refuel?

jagz' volume makes my eyes bleed

sigh... such a stupid day

3rd in party $100
7th in ipoker $100 with 11k up top
9th in UB $20r
2nd in tilt 30r PLO (had 6/1 cl HU)
7th in Stars 200 turbo (went in 1/9)
11th in tilt 100 cubed
15th in late tilt 150

could have wrapped up this challenge single handedly tonight...

lol, im pretty sure MY eyez r bleeding, i put so much in i cant even play properly nemore!

i put in some sick volume tonight.....went to the bar drank about 5 pitchers of beer and watched anderson silva belittle forrest griffin! great night but we got grimmed by some guy and his grilfriend who bought us beer all night then left after handing over a fake credit card....(this is where the english accent comes into play)

LETS GOGOGOGOGOGOGO SUNDAYS! gl shrewdies and gl to the challengers!

ffs lets ship a major already!

You boys got stars on the payroll?

I think i might take rest of the month off i cant take it anymore!

we'r getting owned. die bas/jagz.

Pez + Co - 4,993.05
Shrewdies - 3,398.84   (removed 241.04)

middy = boku on speed!

that is all

Sighhhh, what a terrible terrible life i lead.

Could have caught up a little bit in this challenge, but run like shit deep today.
Started 6pm last night & just finished, sigh.

Earlier on, come 21st in $20w/1 that i see Jagz came 2nd in, nh.

Then the $500 High Roller on Ipoker, sb finds KK when i have KQ in BB with 5 left. $14k up top too, sigh.

Then, 8th in early $30r Tilt, getting it in KK vs AQ for 2/7 with $8.2k up top, obv A x x x x..

Then the late $30r on Tilt, just busted about an hour ago, TT vs 22 for 3/16, obv x x x x 2, fk my entire life. $12k up top in that.

Then had 1 torn left to get me out, was 12/43 in the $55 2.30am on Stars,  when i get it in for 2/43 AK vs AQ and lose. $14k up top in that.

Such a slowroll day, such bs.

Ouch. Ul rich

sighhh, another night of BS deep in torns.


Lets gogogo Team, lets start to run good deep. Guna win this motherfker.

 ;reallyamsorry;

 ;reallyamsorry;  ;reallyamsorry;

Pez and co still crushing??

Jagdeep is leading the charge, bad news for the shrewdies imo

Plenty of time left..

The Shrewdies need to man the f*ck up and win this thing, my heroes are being made to look average

June i keep getting fcked, 10th 100r 24th 100r and 27th ftops last night, all ridic spots.

Come on Flushy, you know the Shrewdies can do this.

70/2k stars 50f
9/600 tilt 150f
19/200 tilt 100r

just chopped pot to go 1/12 blonde 100r AK v AQ, i am running so tez and doing it in, started to play bad so taking a few days off, gg pez+co

ffs

3rd, gg life

Wats the scores on the doors?

http://www.pocketfives.com/leaderboards/LeKnave/Shrewdies+Challenge

7774.83  them
6660.30  us  (241.04 been removed)

fk our lives.  jagz is too good.

lets gogoogogo.

jagfkingdeep. Back from malaga so back on grind, would be cool if the rest of our team actually started!

yeah sorry team, i did miss like a week due to ipt but i'll be putting more volume in from now!!

the rest of them sure need to.

fol's'.

[  ] Tempted to start playing again.

So much on in next 2 weeks as well, wp lads gg.

gg us.

i could be the worse, the amount of 6th,7th, and 8ths im getting is pretty soul crushing

lol.  yeah if you could just stop all finals completely itd be appreciated :)

this bets a curse

can you just buyout please so i dont have to play any tournaments for rest of month plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

the smell of fear cause they know middy is due a sunday major

how muchhhhhhhhhhh?

The biscuit boys have this sewn up.

challengers
1.  jagz7  3,751.02 
3.  EMSBas  2,578.47 
7.  johne147  851.81 
9.  pez102  690.20 
10.  neverbluff67  554.06 
TOTAL=8425.56

shrewdies
2.  hitthehole  2,893.25 
4.  Flushy  1,407.11 
5.  ChipRich20  1,027.33 
6.  Horneris  863.57 
8.  LeKnave  816.68 
TOTAL=7007.94


DIFFERENCE=1417.62   
 =
moorman1 FullTiltPoker FTOPS Event #17  $ 300 2nd FOR $ 204,000.00..... points= 716.74 X 2 (gg)

theyre sure correct Nicky, you daft fkin cockney.

Actual scores:

1.      jagz7       3,992.20
2.    hitthehole    3,171.77
3.    EMSBas    2,578.47
4.    Flushy    1,407.11
5.    Horneris    1,241.63
6.    ChipRich20    1,091.27
7.    LeKnave    950.43
8.    johne147    851.81
9.    neverbluff67    703.77
10.    pez102     690.20


http://www.pocketfives.com/leaderboards/LeKnave/Shrewdies+Challenge

shrewdie ur a twat....i took them earlier in the evening!

haha

They still say the same now though...

:)

aaaaaaaaaaaaah found the problem, ive got all these from my league on my pocketfives. have a look. dates were from the 1st and including so dunno wear the problem is! ?????

ayee, saw that.

Don't understand it, maybe on yours you didnt include all sites or something, i duno.

Anyways, lets gogogo.

Or enough results, how am i still 2nd shrewdie when i havent played for over a week?

You're not pulling your weight!

You were the banker for like 6k points min. The lads in Brighton said you work your arse off. Prove it!

Juuune we were in Luton for like a week also (well me and Jones), and had days off here & there.

lets win plz Shrewdies.

u have a pretty big shot seeing as eames has been the biggest grinder this week... times are bad

finding it really hard to grind online atm!! cant seem to focus at all.

Brag post!

Oh on a side note my week+ break has done nothing for my fortunes, still getting fucked deep, wiii

Brag Post!

Helps not to get 100bb in with mid pairs m8!

COME ON LADS FFS!!!

Flushy show us what you're made of - pull your weight! You should be up their with Jagz and co.

Maybe you all just need to get the Shrewdie juice flowing.

Perhaps pipe through your speakers the audio track of Dave "LeKnave" Jones enthusiastically pointing out that "it's the bubble" during bed flips. Play it over and over again till you win more points

dreams of ever ft'ing a stars 100r ruined again as i get 10th, only 72.5k up top, add that to ft bubbling tilt 100r 6 max 1 on wed, i've had a really exciting week, today was my last day of grinding tournaments unless u lot somehow catch up

this bets such bullshit, just ridic how ive/everyones been running deep.

fkin die this ridic bet

 ;reallyamsorry; ;reallyamsorry; ;reallyamsorry; ;reallyamsorry; ;reallyamsorry; ;reallyamsorry; ;reallyamsorry; ;reallyamsorry; ;reallyamsorry; ;reallyamsorry;

DIE

You can still win it lads, just grind your bollocks off for the last 7 days.

Off Cardiff on Wed, to rail BH's LNP heat on Thurs morning though :(

otherwise we would be grinding ridic hard all week

Anyone wanna buy me out for half price?

What a load of bollocks that is.

You have had many weeks to grind hard but just simply, haven't.

gtfo, i think i remember you encouraging me and Jones to come to Luton for that week.
Now theres a chance we might lose you get all annoyed.

If you want something to blame, blame Jagz for being a sick grinder and being too good.

Lol, you're the one getting upset by the looks of things.

Yes I encouraged you to come, i'm just saying, don't make excuses for not being able to grind this week by saying you would be otherwise. Because we all know this is not true.

I would be grinding otherwise though....?

Off to rail my best mate in the biggest torn of his life if thats ok with you though?

That's fine with me, but you are missing my point and just being a baby right now.

I am saying you have had 3/4 weeks to grind hard before now about the bet but haven't bothered, so why would you start now even if BH wasn't in Cardiff. Don't make excuses.

If I'd known I had a piece of the bet before last night I may have voiced a slight concern that you were burning my money by being in Luton!

Also - 4 weeks and Middy hasn't won the Million or the Brawl. ffs

rookie, rich just pm'd me saying you're a prick, hit him

rich, rookie just pm'd me saying you're a dickhead, headbutt him

LOL

Soz Rooks, just felt i was getting all the blame for something we're all responsible for....not playing enough. (except Middy)

Surely this cant be true??? I was told i had $500 last night and i was like wtf. Please tell me this is a blag?

W/e mate.

Bit harsh Rooks. You know it's not as cut and dried as that.

Not harsh at all mate. Why does he have to post that on here in the first place like we are trying to blag him for $500.

I don't mean it in that sense Rooks. I mean blag as in jokes as in this is surely a wind up?

Hopefully mods will realise this is obviously completely light hearted and able to remain here....

The below is a conversation I just had with live support on blonde. (Someone transferred $600 into my account and I was getting it to Flushy so it's separate from staking monies before anyone asks! lol)

James.: HI
James.: How may I help?
GreekStein: hi james
GreekStein: please could you transfer $600 from my account to that of Jackxxbauer?
James.: Allow me a moment please?
GreekStein: ofcourse
GreekStein: is it done yet mate?
James.: Not yet sorry...Will take a few more minutes...
GreekStein: ok
GreekStein: please could u let me know when it is and how much it equates to in english ££?
James.: The corresponding amount in GBP is 365.94 and yes will let you know when done.
James.: The transfer has been done.
James.: Would there be anything else?
GreekStein: Do you know anyone who does kidnappings? I need Spinks and Jagz away for a week
James.: Only know a Sniper actually.
GreekStein: ahh ok will i might call u if we need eames sorting
GreekStein: thanks mate
James.: No worries.
James.: Have a nice one.
James.: Goodbye.
GreekStein: bye

lololol

im with rooks on this one, i feel asif the shrewdies havent given themselves a shot at this!!! woulda been so much better if u guys put in sick volume for 4 weeks coz i know ur all capable of getting good results. To me it seems as though u put in more volume every other month apart from the month u have a volume prop bet on?!?!?!?!?

obv middy has grinded hard and u guys might have ran sick bad deep like ur claiming, but to compete with the likes of emsbas and jagz u woulda had to put in much sicker volume even if u ran better when deep! A very UN-shrewd month imo...

but gta admit jagz and bas r pretty sick and no matter how much volume u put in it would be hard to compete with those 2!

meh the bet was too small, if it had been like 15k per team then I think the slackers would have bothered

I've only played like half the month and have unreg'd from some of the late ones so I haven't really put that much effort in, and Jagz was burnt out after first half of month, guess it hasn't helped that literally everyone has run really bad when deep

Oh, and you finally got your revenge last night with that AQ > AK vs me :(

End of an era?

Please to be telling us the name of the new guys. We need to know what group we now don't want to be a part of but secretely do.

course not! the shrewdies pride themselves on losing money!

how do the scores stand? did shrewdies lose?

Haha com rubdown

Did they play? Isn't it next month?

lol

Double or nothing imo!

This

they sure will take this up

wp jagz and bas for you efforts, myself jake and eames are all bowing our heads in shame at our pathetic attempts of grinding!!!

At least you're good at picking teammates. :)

surely DoN on Wcoop?

sighhhhhhhhh, put in 1 final big session. Played 5pms til about 3am.

Had a 4th in Blonde Highroller, 5th in $100w/1 on Tilt, then other 9th, 10th, 15ths and other random cashes. Won on day, but a pretty gay day overall as could have won the lot.

I know Jones had a few shots deep in stuff and got fked over too :(
Had a shot at this challlenge if we'd run better deep tonight too.

gg

 ;reallyamsorry; ;reallyamsorry; ;reallyamsorry; ;reallyamsorry; ;reallyamsorry; ;reallyamsorry; ;reallyamsorry; ;reallyamsorry; ;reallyamsorry;

lol


Guess we'll wait for all scores to go onto p5s then post the results in the next few days.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7p4mioawIA&feature=fvst

$6k to pez102 on tilt or pezler06 on stars plz shrewdies! il send to the rest of the team.

5k on MU then

$6k $5k surely?

Also, be lucky.

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« Sent to: pez102 on: July 26, 2009, 12:28:44 PM »     

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Quote from: pez102 on July 26, 2009, 01:45:59 AM
6k is fine, we want something a bit more than just stars avatars but not redic stupid.


Yeah but most things suggested are ridic stupid lol... What do you think then?










$6k was the amount which myself and your team manager agreed on.

Ah fair enough thought it was 1k a man, no worries.

Still, be lucky.

lol

not received the 6k yet!

this could br the best grim of the year

Cant beat a good old fashioned grimming

Ok just sent $5k waiting to receive the last 1k (amatay and cos pay up plz)

[  ] will do.

brilliant a double grim, bob grim thread to be started i think

Where do i send the money?

flush can i do a bank xfer?

Just ask rooks. He said Flushy so i sent $500 to The Norse Horse on tilt

I'm sitting next to Rooks but I sure have tilt and stars accounts.

Banned obv, yeah bank me.

will we be getting the  $1k today?

I transferred my bit just now on blonde to flushy so you should be.

U hungry or summit?

Think i might make you sweat a bit longer.

Stars name again? Will send now.

Don't make him wait any longer, its not like he won 200k in the last few weeks. The guy needs to eat!

ty