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Have about 300 pictures to upload when I get home. FML

In the meantime I share with you one exchange from Saturday lunchtime

Claw "Tighty, will you hold my drink while I go to the loo please?"

Tighty "Er, yes"

Claw "I can't just leave it unattended"

Tighty "Why?"

Claw "I am worried Stallyon has Rohypnol"!!!

Watching Bongo win pretty much every flip, 40/60 and so on was hilarious...

Apart from when I stuck it in his eye with J7 blue :)

I Didn't take the camera out Friday night, which was just as well. Some snaps of that will have to put up by others

When I arrived at the football on Sunday morning I was greeted by this gentleman. Bradford City fan. Which makes him a Bantamweight.

I handed the camera To Ling, and the results of her handiwork follow


No need to ask "Where's Girgy?" in this photograph

FYP

Ha ha oh yeah ;)

CLASSIC WEEKEND!!

Cant wait for all the pics! Gonna Post more memories after todays heads up!

The Shrewdies team

Horneris, Chip Rich, girgy,Rookie, Steelio

Horneris, all skill and twinkly toes.

ChipRich, all commitment

Girgy. No skill. No twinkly toes. No class. Competitive though

Rookie. Classy footballer . Competitive

Steelio. Quiet man of the team. strange Interpretation of the request "Please wear yellow"

The Welsh team with a ringer


Pawprint, Flea, Bongo, Amcgrath1, Rooky9


Very fit team this, apart from Bongo

The game was a pulsating, heart-stopping 3-3 draw. In a "Clive Thomas" moment the referree blew for full time with a Welsh player through on goal. Controversial. Anyone would think he wanted the Shrewdies to win

Best moment of the hour. Bongo is through on the keeper, 1 on 1. A cry comes from the back "FINISH IT BONGO!!" Bongo, aiming for the net, hits the boards on the side of the pitch

One random card-room one til I get a chance to do more later

This set of reprobates were out of the comp by the first break. Here they are indulging in a bit of 2-7 triple draw

Clockwise from seat 2


Rookie, The Clown, Le Knave, Bradders, Flushy, Evilpie

Where's Girgy?

Maybe the upload speed here has picked up

Pressing on


Rooky9, Taximan, AndrewT



What a lovely bloke Taximan is. Knocked out of the comp when he ran KK into Bongo's AA. From that moment on Bongo turned into Durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Or so it seemed.

I believe LeKnave lost a flip and had to play the first round without a chair

We resisted the temptation to order drinks from Snatiramas and instead wondered why he had brought a hamster in a wheel as a card protector. All was soon to become clear. As mud.

Here, on the right, is the life and soul of any Party, Cupcake. On his right BulldozerD and Bigfella

Scary stare from Cupcake. One would think he cared. In fact within ten minutes he was at the bar for good

Behind stands Gatso. I do hope someone got the picture of Gatso in pigtails on friday night. Very fetching

Rex008 looking cheeky, 350z and Longy

Pawprint, Shelldiver, Delboy, Matt674

Brief Interlude

Outside the Royal Armouries now

blonde Bash cricket, with assorted fielders

Delboy bowling to Sharplea. Bongo keeping, Ironside, first slip.

"Fielder"

Bradders and Trafficjam

Only one member of ZZ top has been able to let go of the past

mrbp, Claw facepalming, ChipRich, LeedsRhodesy

Karabiner, CF, Sledge

shipppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp

It's all a bit too much for RichEO

HoldorFold

Gatso is knocked out first on the final table

Big Armo and Neptune look on beside him

Sit N Go in full swing

rex008 and JessicaTank "enjoying" a Tighty SNG

WP Girgy in choosing pocket 2's as your exit hand.

WP Trafficjam, Harmony & I taking the cash.

Excellent fold of pocket Jacks by JessicaTank. (Ty Tank my boy ;) )

Bongo and Grier are all in on the final table


Salfi is on the left observing

Bongo has called with AK suited

Grier has pushed with 9-9

the flop is about to come 4-9-9

Heads Up Comp

Best of 5

Duke to Laxie

"No pressure Laxie, its' 2-2"

Laxie

"2-2 to who?"

BB8 report

[X] Drank far too much on Friday night.
[ ] Remembers a lot about Friday night.
[X] Remembered my hotel room number.
[  ] I was in the right hotel.
[X] Bubbled the tourney.
[  ] I really enjoy playing 6 hour mtts with a hangover for nothing.
[X] Reverse sheep quiz winner, ship the trophy.
[X] Wp, wp, wp Tank, Jessica Tank and Jakally my team mates.
[  ] Tighty noticed we didn't pass a question, FARCE.
[  ] I am good at hu and won my match, wp Fozzy.

It was great meeting everyone and I really enjoyed it.

Sat in the hotel lobby playing bookmaker's hold em. 

Only been playing for 5mins and Bongo is already £80 down!!!

Noooo sew up his pockets...

he was starting to win it back........   but is now £82 down

Can CF please hurry up and post the karaoke video of me, claw and andrewT,  I chose the song esp for tuffster!! :D

likewise with any video of me rocking the joint!

Sure wasn't the best singer they have ever had grace their stage!!

wish someone had got a video of the crazy michael jackson lady  that was total com!!!

It's coming...

also the lady that nearly cleared the place! Forgot what she sang had a breakdown and nearly glassed the dj!!

I've uploaded the video to youtube but it's still "processing"

who won?

waiting.......

We all did!

But if your on about the ME then Bongo!!

i knew blonde was on the downward curve but seriously.

We have had tremendous fun in the hotel bar this evening.

In fact, it has been wonderful, tonight.

Quiz for the forum.

Which Blonde has been thrown out of a lap-dancing club for falling asleep in the toilet?

Oh dear, should I be afraid??? :D

ill guess the clown or kinboshi

least it wasnt during a dance....

and wheres the classic photos from snaty :)

The highlight for me in my brief run in the ME involved 32o.

It's 25/50 and Ling makes it 125 from EP. EvilPie flats it on the button and I come along for the ride.
Flushy is to my right and peeks at my cards.

Flop comes 37J (or some shit like that, all I know is that there's a 3 there.)

I check, Ling sticks in 200, EvilPie calls again (fush) and I have to call because Flushy knows I have a 3 and impressing a celebrity such as he is really important to me so I can't meekly fold.

Turn comes another 3 and I start insta-giggling. Flushy sticks his hand up in the air and after I've donk bet for 400 I do the same.

Ling folds (shrewd) and Evil Pie calls after some deliberation.

I value bet for 1025 on the river and EvilPie tanks for so long that my arm (that I've still got sticking up in the air) gets tired and I have to swap. I start singing
"I binked the turn, I binked the turn" and EvilPie eventually decides that he has to call. (big fush)

Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. Poker is simples

(or against me it is - When I giggle it's time to fold. When I give you a serious gimp stare it's time to bluff raise me)

Karaoke.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=GB&v=QDHLxEgBLow

Video is up

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDHLxEgBLow

Wouldnt let me do that!!

Conclusive evidence that AndrewT's brother sings better than he does too.....

Loads of great moments/memories ...

Laxie (need I say more)
Bongo's face when he sat down to eat his smaller than expected Pizza only to have Claw come and pinch a quarter of it
Hearing about Trafficjam headbutting the wall by mistake
Me walking into a lamp post (like mother like daughter)

and loads of others.   

Great bash   :)up

Fun continues in the hotel bar.

Someone has just been sick.

Someone else is asleep, snoring.

FYP

CAUTION LONG POST

Ok here is my report of this weekend....

Friday Night

Started off by meeting CF at his in Leeds, we got a taxi into town and met Stu, Evilpie, Eck, Longy, Jakally and kinboshi at the North Bar. Went to a bar called Mojos after this.

After we left Mojos i got a call from Claw telling us to meet the rest of them at the Dry Dock so we hailed 3 cabs and off we went. Team at the Dry Dock included, Claw, Ironside, The Duke, The Nun and Darren, Taximan, Imense, Sharplea and Joobie, Jon MW, Rex, Hold or Fold and TrafficJam, and probs some more i cant think of right now! Stu got a pitcher of Woo Woo in and then some jager bombs! Classic moment in this place came when Kinboshi broke the quiz machine after smashing it so hard!

After the Dry Dock it all got messy, few split up but most of us found our way to the OK Karaoke bar! I put my request in for the karaoke and was told there was a 30 minute waiting time! Sigh! But gave me the chance to get 5 more amouretto and cokes down for a bit of dutch! Witnessed 2 com singers, one was a lady wearing braces(the clothes item) and a white top with a jacko style hat! She performed the worst ever Billie Jean in history but it was so com! The other was a lady( cant remember what she sang but it was so bad!!) Me and Kin were making suicide gestures pretending to hang ourselves and slitting our wrists! This lady nearly cleared the place and broke down at the end of the song as the DeeJay cut her off! LOLZ She nearly glassed him and had to be restrained by somebody! I finally took to the stage and totally rocked the fcking socks of everybody in the room with my rendition of Mr Brightside by the Killers! AndrewT follwed by murdering the Music Man with assistence from Joobie and Claw!

After we left the Karaoke bar at 2am some of us went to the strip club and the rest went off to Alea. At the Strip joint Ironside was outside as we approached with one of the dancers from inside! Sure didnt get her number the sly dog! I played CF at pool, loser had to pay for the other mans dance! GG CF. It was now CF's birthday! We went to the bar and sat the was an awesome looking young lady! CF led her away and after they came back i cashed in from CF with the same girl! Pretty much fell in love with this girl! After everybody had done their brains we got some taxis to Alea.

At Alea there was a cash game going on! Table included Steelio, Jakally, Flushy, Shieldsy, Jones, ChipRich, Evilpie, Stu and bigfella! Bongo was dealing and few railers including Brunny, claw, joobie hold or fold and others! 2 seats became available so me and CF jumped in. Sat down with £30 and straight into the action as i put it all in with 3's. Jones took half my action but i didnt get there and was left with £15. I added another £20 to my stack. Managed to turn it into £190 wiiiiiiiii. Biggest pot was against Flushy after a 4 bet all in after his 3 bet with AK. Sure didnt 3 outer him. Flushy had K 6 on the X 6 X X A board. The game broke up about 5am so me and CF felt a bit peckish so we decided to get a taxi to Gala for some food. Before we left Alea we stuck £20 into Larry the Lobster! GG us after we dropped from £1 a spin to 10p a spin and the first spin we got the feature!

Went to gala to get some food. At Gala i saw a dealer had loads of chips stacked on his roulette table! I bet CF 10 english to go over and totally demolish all his chips over the table! So CF walked over but gayed out and asked the dealer if  he could do it! Dealer said he sure couldnt so CF did as he was told and i payed up! Also bought the food after CF had done his bollox at Alea!

After food we got another taxi back to CF's. I set up stall on his Sofa and finally got to sleep around 6am!

Drink Count

2 Cans of Kronenberg
1 Pint of Erdinger
3 Peach schnapps and Lemonade
3 Amouretto and Coke
1 Jug of Woo Woo
1 Jagerbomb
5 Amouretto and Coke
2 Amouretto and Coke

Saturday

Woke up around 9am and got up and ready for 5 a side football. Headed down to the venue and was 2nd person there after Tighty. Rooky9 folowed and we thought nobody else was going to show! Finally the shrewdie team arrived as did the welsh! We had exactly 10 players and teams were....

Shrewdies: Brent, ChipRich, Rooks, Steelio and Myself
Welsh: Asa, Rooky9, Bongo, and cant remember other 2 without checking.
Ref: Tighty
Camera: Ling
Railers: Brunny, Gatso, and a couple of others.

Football finished 3-3 and went to a penlaty shoot out! I tucked away a nice penalty but was overlooked by BH as it went to sudden death! Asa Saved from BH and the tucked away the winner himself.

Hero: Asa
Villain: BH

After the football i headed back to Cf's. He was going back to bed so i decided to drive back to the gym near my home. Did a few lenghts in the pool then had a steam room and shower to freshen up! After the gym i nipped back home for an hour before heading back to the Alea for the bB8 ME.

Met loads of people back at Alea and then the ME got underway. ME sure went well for me! Got my first stack AIPF against AndrewT with 8's against Q's! Board ran out X X X 8 Q GG Girgy. Jon MW took the rest of my chips after flopping a boat!

Floated around playing a bit of cash and a tighty sng! The Alea buffet was well nice! (Pizza and Wedges) The Comp finally reache the FT about 9.45pm. I stuck around for a bit before deciding to head home to bed as i was shattered! Wd to all that made the FT and specially Salfi and Neptune.

Sunday

Slept like a log after the last 2 days and got up around 10am. Went for my dinner with my Dad before heading to Leeds. Went to the hotel lobby about 1.40pm to find the RSQ wrapping up! Tank and Kinboshi were playing a heads up Chess match and others were milling around looking worn out! Went to Alea bout 2ish.

Heads up saw our dream draw my team vs Cf's. I was drawn against Neptune and was looking forward to a long awaited battle with him! On the same table rhodesy was playing Nana, Sick hand saw Rhodesy flop 2 pair with 6 4 on a 6 4 3 board, only to be slowrolled by nana who had flopped the straight with 7 5! 1-0 down. Gav lost to Salfi but Tim (nicknamed Sorry) beat Claw to make it 1-2. Jakally was smashing up CC on another table before disaster struck. Me and neptune got it all in pre, My A Q against his K 2. GG Girgy as the board rolled out A 2 X X K. Jakally won his game but we lost 3-2.

I got owned hard by Taximan in the roshambo.

Decided to head off with Rhodesy and Tim to play at Gala. Sure went well.

Ive probs missed loads of detail about the weekend but it has been fantastic and i cant wait for the next one!!

Highlights of the weekend: Friday night, Lapdace, Winning £140 in the cash game, owning the Karaoke, meeting lots of fab people!!
Lowlights of the weekend: People saying my name wrong! (prenounced girgi buy with a y sound!) Losing the football, all of the poker exept the friday night cash game and bB8 coming to an end :(

Really enjoyed myself! Thanks for reading!

Goodnight Godbless x

 :goodpost: ;topman;

Great report

Was more eye watering (well from a male prospective) when you walked into the back of the chair!!

Great fun at the Karoke "I pulled" no idea who he was!

I don't remember seeing anything of Kinboshi on Saturday.

Was he still recovering from Friday ?

He was at a wedding on the Saturday Ralph, then returned on the Sunday.

Jon sure didn't pay out at 4/1 at Bookmakers Hold em this morning

we sure didn't all win

you still in leeds?

hotel lobby sir. 5 of us

I sure know forum slang. Grammatical errors are more my forte.

I gather an Italian Stripper has a dog called Derek

There is video evidence of Ironside serenading said stripper.

Imaginary cricket is the nuts. Especially if one of your number does not know there is no ball and can't understand why she keeps missing the ball

My body is too big to hide behind a lampost, especially with 15 others

Bookmaker's Pooh-Sticks is the future.




To all those there last night, it was a classic night. Thanks.

Sounds like I missed a good but my livers could take no more.

Tournament, er, report

http://blondepoker.com/index.php?q=node/26635

where the f**k are all the pictures?

tighty supposed to have 300 and everyone else is supposed to have loads but so far tightys done about 10 and thats it! ;slavedriver;

They are in the secret thread that only people that attended the bash have access to.

I am useless at up loading them, I am way too slow to resize them on here.

the "official" blonde camera died and there was no charger so I assume its getting charged and pics will be uploaded in the next few days. All the sunday night stuff is on various phones so I guess they'll be posted when people get home lol

My camera gave up Sunday pm but I'm uploading the best of the rest now

others have the pics of Fri night, Sunday



Here's Horneris, footballing

The only thing Bongo missed all weekend, a penalty

Rooky9. A miss I seem to recall

ChipRich. Economy of movement, economy of effort. Scores. I think

RookieITB. Blasts it over I think

Asa the goalkeeper scores

Grier, Stallyon, CF

Joobie538

Sarah the dealer, A17jax, Flea

Alaskan5ive

Richard Hawes/Neptune

Where's Shogun?

wiii. great start to the morning as we all bet on the 8/1 shot blind only to find it was completely dominated but then binked the river for a chop and a 4/1 payout. gg mw, £30 down by breakfast

Shieldsy

Final table goodies

Not the buffet, as this isn't pizza!

gg on the buffet imo. abs spot on, far too much pizza and far too many potato wedges, can't go wrong

Joobie takes a peek

More Tighty SNG

Harmony, Trafficjam, Jessica, Tank, Londonpokergirl, Girgy

The final hand

Neptune A7, Bongo's pair of tens

Bongo ran good once more on flop, turn and river

Ahhh yes, I have a wee bruise from that ..... stupid place to put a bloody chair I tells ya  rotflmfao

Cricket was a blast. Later on I joined in and within 5 minutes the security guard had quite rightly kyboshed us on the grounds of "no ball games" in the space in front of the Royal Armouries (the building in the background)

I run bad though, especially later when I got to bat at Imaginary cricket. The night security guard comes down to tell us "no ball games". Only to be told we're playing without a ball. Gave him a good chuckle, fortunately. No one tell Laxie there wasn't a ball though

I amnot quite sure what Kin was trying to explain to Jakally on the this one.

Better let me examine it, you can't be too careful....

One more for now

The Duke knocked out on the final table

http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=313484&id=871055173&l=e1c14a8368

An assortment of pics from Fri/Sat before the battery ran out

cricket pics....

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when is Gatso going to start his 'what I did this weekend' thread?

gissa chance, I've not finished the one from *** yet

ffs was gatso at the bash i cant remember seeing him since bB1

Can't believe you missed him again!

I run good

yeah i understand the new lingo now you missed me too

fyp

not as fast as bongo when i was batting

WTF. Rub down. This went straight down the middle into the back of the net! Almost as bad a feeling as coming off a pitch and being told 'different fitness to long distance running isn't it'! Two rub downs! Cheers tighty!

who has the water-incident vid?

Me, but computer software problems means it'll be up in the next 24hrs.

will be worth the wait imo. I only just remembered that, various details coming back as I slowly sober up!

possibly andrewt's greatest ever post ;applause; ;tightend;

A whole new level of madness was reached this week-end.  Will take the rest of the week just to get over it, but had a brilliant time!!!

PS  Can I have my old name back now please?   rotflmfao

No. Has to stay until the next BB!

gg laxie warthog

 ;popcorn;

 ;D

Owwwww yes, remember that, could have caused a right gash..!!! :)

Just been informed there are Sunday night videos.  [] Marvellous!   rotflmfao

about 200 of these are

a) blurred

b) very blurred

c) pictures of Joobie from the neck down


Apologies on behalf of Holdorsheownedmeheadsup and Sharplea, event photographers, for their lack of skillz.

Sharplea and I used our noddle, if you're the one behind the camera then you're not the one in the pictures - simples.       Clarity of said images was never an issue    ;)

 Can't belive that after all that alcohol I just managed a full hour on the cross trainer. Mind you never had much sat n sun thus resulted on laxie major tilting me when she dealt tthe HU.  Lol.  X

Not my fault!  Knew I was in no fit state to deal, but was asked to...so what's a girl to do? 

I sure feel well

i wasnt drinking and i sure feel fresh

I'm sure not tired.

I'm sure not jealous of you all

I sure will clean the house today.

the waiter sure got that tip

Just me that feels fresh as a daisy then, unlucky.   

you sure were drinking

We tipped him well actually, Ironside.

I sure do too. And I'm sure not still dossing around in yesterday's clothes coz i cba to bother.

30 odd sheets

My white shirt is white again!!!  Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!  I love that shirt.  Was gutted to find more Guinness on it than what could possibly be carried in a pint glass.   

you have got round to unpacking and doing laundry?  :respect:

if that's what you were wearing sunday night you'll find a lot of it was the jack and coke that you guaranteed rich you wouldn't spill before throwing it all over your top, rich's trousers and the seat

Is THAT what it was?  Blimey.  And I'm not a big fan of short drinks.  Explains A LOT! 

kfc?

richeo wheres the pics from friday

he's started a bidding war on facebook. bribes from people who want them withheld vs payments from people who want to see them.

in the ghetto...

One memory that won't be going away in a hurry.

I arrive on Friday about 6pm, see a load of people outside the HI bar, introduce myself to a couple and sit down and chat (with Graham Taximan at that point, I think). About 15 minutes later, Laxie shouts (at what I assumed was the top of her voice, but later that proved a huge underestimate), "WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?"

Sure was big

Welcome to blonde.......... ;hide;

They're up.  And worse than I remember.  Sigh.

;D

Phewwww no where near as bad as what I was expecting.

link pls

http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/album.php?aid=2408460&id=199708660&ref=nf

awesome pics Rich, good work. Far too many of Gatso though - I started tagging him in the first few, but then gave up when I realised he was in nearly all of them.

jakally sure runs good at betting on pregnancies

(http://www.offless.co.uk/images/scared.jpg)

Impromptu caption comp?

'I hope that's part of your wheelchair I just sat on'

Some highlights for non-facebookers:

(http://www.offless.co.uk/images/bongo.jpg)

(http://www.offless.co.uk/images/bongo2.jpg)

(http://www.offless.co.uk/images/bongo3.jpg)

(http://www.offless.co.uk/images/pigtails.jpg)

(http://www.offless.co.uk/images/biggles.jpg)

(http://www.offless.co.uk/images/boobs.jpg)

(http://www.offless.co.uk/images/drunks.jpg)

(http://www.offless.co.uk/images/ironside.jpg)

fyp

Sure is what happened.

yeah, fair enough. the blonde in question was only thrown out of the first 2 clubs. wasn't even allowed into the 3rd one

"men taking their tops off in public is one of my pet hates"

gg me.

who are you quoting there? yourself?

just to clarify it wasnt me

The lady on Ironside's kneee is called Hannah

I am doing quite well on the pub quiz machine, and Hannah notices. Someone points out I was on Eggheads. A quick screech and a squeal and I get a question wrong. She beckons me over where she is talking to Stallyon.

She's a journalist working for BBC Radio Leeds she says.

Sports journalism

What does she cover? Rugby

Oh, I say, Leeds Rhinos. Top side

Not bloody Northern stuff, she replies, Rugby Union. She being from Hampstead, and up here working

Oh, I say, you must be quite junior then.

Look ensues that would unfreeze glaciers

Conversation stalls. She tells me she is going out with El Hadj Diouf, the Bolton footballer.

I tell her Geremi is the spitting image of him. Joke whooshes her on several levels

I get bored. She tells me to stop looking around when she is talking to me. I am reminded of my ex-wife

I would go back to quiz machine, but Kinboshi has broken it

Am saved by Laxie, who drags her off to the Ladies

I spend next hour in hiding

I would also like to thank Gatso and Bongo for not stopping me looking for a non-existent grammatical error on restaurant promotional material for a good fifteen minutes, all to show me that I am clueless on the writing habits of anyone under 40. Sigh

See?????  Laxie can be helpful now and then.  Can I have my name back now please?   rotflmfao

Not til Sharplea has posted THOSE videos

FFS!!!!  Hurry up and put the girl out of her misery!

sure can

the anticipation of waiting for that video is nearly killing me. It had better be as funny as I remember.

there are 3

Ironside does X Factor

Laxie does Warthog

Stallyon wets Laxie


All should be worth the wait, from my hazy memory

4 20 people try to hide behind a Lampost in case Laxie sees them should be good too

ah I've only seen the water one. I missed all the rest of the Sunday night fun on a wild goose chase! gg me!

who shall i seranade next?

I sure hope you pick me

i sure wont

And you didn't even get the slightest hint of a goose.

a few friday pics

http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2034858&id=1105249917&l=1ff96c296e

karaoke time

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6J4A1P0ePG0

Griggy sure didn't sound better through a haze of alcohol

pot/kettle anyone

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZ6Kn7wNELI

refusing to click play button. i've seen video of me drunk singing before. enough for a lifetime.

claire can sing!!

the sound codecs of my computer are fcked so i'm going out on a limb but i think it's a good call!

sure is. unless you've had a couple of cans of stella in which case, yes, I sound fab.

i genuinly cant hear, the sound is gone on my computer but yes i have had a couple of stellas (good guess, at any given time it's probs 50/50) how is that going to enhance my enjoyment of not being able to hear it though?

there was a vid from a previous bash where you sounded good!!

No

All I did was talk to Ironsides 'friend'.

Def no from me too.  Apparently everyone calls me Jugs!!

never heard that before who would call you jugs?

lolz

'this is julie. we call her jugs because she's got big tits'

not a clue.... 

rediculous she must be mental

Oh,  Videos will be up once we've found the cable.

lol @ cable. it's not the 1980s

well we need a thingy to connect the phone to the pc coz just shoving the phone in the disc drive isn't working!!!

memory card put in memory card slot obv

i have some pics of some boys playing cocktail roulette sure looking straight. i'll post them when i can be bothered.

We sure have one of those!!!

Joobie pictured in the centre.

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6c/MotherJugsAndSpeed.png)

girgy aka the meat and a loaf

finally braved the karoke link - i dont usually have such a deep voice. 'where's girgy?' was quality though!

 rotflmfao

comedy ruling of the compl. 2 tables of 5 and it's the cash and ft bubble. I turn to longy and mention that we should probs be hand for hand, dealer overhears so calls the floor for a ruling even though we try to stop her as it's only a £50 bubble.

dealer-should we be playing h4h?
floor-not yet


30 seconds later he realised what he'd done, probs due to our laughter and we went h4h

it was a £5 sng and jessicas firswt ever day playing poker after getting lessons in the bar
you make it sound like the FT of the wsop for once in your life can you stop being a prize pratt

wd to jessica for playing the game in the spirt of blonde and actually enjoying yourself

I'm not a very religious girl, but AMEN to that!!!!   ^^^^^^^

+1

Ha, I pleaded with them not to go for hand for hand. I sure didn't bubble, karma for you.

found that cable yet Jugs?

why is she called jugs her ears aint that big

No, but her elbows are HUGE!

They had to be when carrying you to your hotel room sunday night!!

got slightly distracted, back to the cable hunt!! :D

Jessica Tank pwns poker imo. Top gal and excellent 6 card plo8 player.

I'm fist pumping with J77 on a JJ7 board. Jessica sticks one deep in my eye when she pwms the river. Pure com and a proper laugh.

Was great to meet you and lovely to play against someone who really couldn't care less about winning as long as it was fun and she was with her bloke.

What a great couple.

Oh and Bainn. GG on the self congratulations for the £5 sng shipaments.

Cable found.

Give me 10 more minutes to calm down after reading a blog and I might post those videos.

I thought Jessica was great, she had never played poker before and it was a pleasure to see such a lovely bubbly girl having fun. Tank must get her to join the forum.

seconded. tank's always been one of my favourites, and I've never seen him looking so well, relaxed and happy as he did this weekend.  My money is on Jessica having much to do with that - great girl and really got into the spirit of the blonde bash. Tank always did of course - fond memories of us swapping cards to make decent hands sat next to each other in a blonde bash omaha game :D

just lol at the absurdness of the blog and get those vids up :D

you naughty girl someone at the table might have been treating it like a wsop event
but then again you would of thought anyone who had attended a bB before might have
known what it was all about

Jessica was great in the SNG. tank's face when continually telling her to fold and then her calling was very enjoyable.

Sure am just going to laugh.

Am uploading vids to comp now - then gotta work out how to upload to youtube.

 rotflmfao

hang on. are you suggesting she was receiving coaching at the table? :o

Watching Jessica scoop in the tourny with a 10 hi flush vs a 9 hi flush all in on the river was a joy to watch :)

That was brilliant the whole table thought she had lost the hand, Shawrie's (i think) face was a picture when he lost.

man come to think of it i read that tank got her to fold JJ sure thnk tank should get a 1 orbit time out jessica should get her money back it was an important event after alll

Yep, spot on the right bloke!

i just wished i'd been there to see tank try and explain why qka23 wasnt a straight

It was worse

I rigged it so she cashed.

was Dubai at the bash?

 rotflmfao ;applause;

dont think so no one bought me a bottle of champers anyway

All the bB videos are on the the pc now have to figure out how to put them on here.

[  ] i am a great help with this

[  ] i haven't been told to go away :D

Jessica getting hand rankings sheet before the day started, practicing pre-comp and calling all the way down with Ace high against a full house and proclaming "I must win, I have Ace high" because she was reading the card the wrong way round

Different gravy.

shocking behaviour - and you wouldn't even let me rig the rsq!!!

OMG these are soooo going to be worth the wait!! got tears in my eyes watching them now  rotflmfao rotflmfao

I'll be older than Tikay by the time you get them up FFS!

after the weekend i feel older than tikay

tease! I've gotta go to bed now (still recovering from the weekend, obv) so will have to wait til morning to see em! :(

sorry tears in eyes can't see properly.... assuming you're complaining about the wait!!

ETA please jugs? I might have to try to keep those eyelids open a wee bit longer

No worries.  Take yer time.  Only been dreading this for the past 24 hours or more.

as soon as we figure out how to rotate videos, i've been banished to the corner for being too 'helpful' so it could be a while

nuff said. night night!

oh there is a REALLY special secret video to come :D  some interesting convos were captured too during the "throwing water on Laxie warthog" video

I reserve the right to move video if it incriminates me in any way, shape or form

You can relax.

Good. Nasty Stallyon, throwing that water.

Good read, Jess is the nuts.

hurry uo adam put them jugs down and get the pics up

I sure do have a working video converter and sure can find one to download without shelling out.

divx converter 30 day trail ftw

converter found.

vids converted.

video editing software found.

vids edited - bar one.

its taken 4hrs so far - im off to bed, they will be uploaded and posted tomorrow afternoon when I can be arsed to get up.

Epic fail.

Jess for mod.

+ 1

Right.

Be warned...

In order of play...firstly...and sadly, probably the best one...

I present Ironside "serenading" his "friend". Said friend being the same person that got Laxie thrown out of a strip club the night before!

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkTQeeZjFDs

Sigh.................here we go.

 

Can I just say, in my own defence -

That Chick was proper rude to me with intentions of setting me off.  It took AGES before I bit!  Soooooooo many labels I'd have for her, but none fit for the forum!!!

Second - with all the talk ye have about my volume control issues...I was SLEEPING for a change, FFS!!!

Shortly after this...Laxie makes an appearance. Chaos ensues.

First try and hide behind a wall...ish...

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v159/sharplesa/Photo0036.jpg)

then a lamp-post...

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v159/sharplesa/Photo0038.jpg)

then running round a lamp-post...

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqyay1Bj10c

We all retire inside and chat...except for Laxie who is slowly fading...

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v159/sharplesa/Photo0039.jpg)

then Claw decides to entertain us...

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hC0zNv7l2AA

Laxie eventually starts to fall asleep despite our best efforts to keep her awake...

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jz9VzLZOUo

and eventually does pass out in the middle of the hotel bar...but sadly for the rest of us - still manages to keep interrupting!!

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7vpE-9qZqg

Eventually, at about 3am and after telling Laxie that she was on a gameshow (WTF??) Joobs, MW and myself eventually get her to bed!!

So wrong.  On sooooooooo many levels.  Sigh.   rotflmfao

i sure didnt tell laxie you guys were outside so i could get out of there

sorry guys

sigh.

18p a blowjob!!!????? What on earth were you talking about Claw?

trying to raise funds for the HU next day, obv.

LOL - if I remember correctly, Joobs was talking about the most ridiculous offers shes ever had, and thats where the 18p a blowjob came from...

ffs i offer 50p and still got knocked back

I did play strip poker with you though, to be fair

sorry my prices have gone up since then :D

All said and done, I did keep me clothes on to be fair. 

yeah i did lose my shirt and £2

You got off light

ldo. i wouldn't have agreed to play if I thought I might lose :D

you seen me play poker before?

I hope that doesn't mean you were cheating. This was a serious game of strip HU after all. :D

sure haven't

that is piss poor how can anyone cheat when my clothes were at risk, sure aint playing it again at bB9, atleast i might actually take part in the bash

of course not. this was probs the only event at the bash where cheating would have been thoroughly frowned upon. And obv, I didn't need to.

ok  who has the pics from friday trip from the dry dock and ok karaoke

Rich EO has pretty much the whole night covered in his facebook pics

I believe one of these labels was "Thunder c**t"

Impressive insult and one that I have now introduced in to my own repertoire.

I lol'd hard when u said that to me the other day. Now I know where you got it from.

cant find any of us stopping the group of girls and singing happy birthday

I believe it's origins are in fact from the movie "Blade Trinity" where a gentleman uses the expression to describe his ex girlfriend.

The full expression is "Steaming thunder c**t".

Laxie obviously shortened it for dramatic effect.

And she uses it regularly.  Sigh.

I sure remember that

while we were sat at corner waiitng for tighty who had gotten lost

its great being sober

I remember it but i don't remember anyone taking pictures... but i was to busy eating my muffin from Greggs. 

Oh yes. i now remember why I don't remember  ;ashamed;

Finally got round to uploading a few pics from the Friday night.

(http://i839.photobucket.com/albums/zz319/boltona/Bb8/th_IMG_2562.jpg) (http://s839.photobucket.com/albums/zz319/boltona/Bb8/?action=view&current=IMG_2562.jpg)

(http://i839.photobucket.com/albums/zz319/boltona/Bb8/th_IMG_2563.jpg) (http://s839.photobucket.com/albums/zz319/boltona/Bb8/?action=view&current=IMG_2563.jpg)

(http://i839.photobucket.com/albums/zz319/boltona/Bb8/th_IMG_2567.jpg) (http://s839.photobucket.com/albums/zz319/boltona/Bb8/?action=view&current=IMG_2567.jpg)

that the pic i was looking for rex

This is the most awesome hh in the world, loved Girgy's TR esp the booze count! Looks like you guys had an amazing time.  :)up

sick

did you read the whole thread in the 45 seconds since your last post? wow