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Title: Derek Acorah to contact Michael Jackson
Post by: DaveShoelace on November 05, 2009, 08:09:53 AM
http://www.metro.co.uk/fame/article.html?Michael_Jackson_s%E9ance_to_be_shown_live_on_TV&in_article_id=752273&in_page_id=7

TV has reached an all time low, cant wait for Harry Hill to do his magic with this one.


Title: Re: Derek Acorah to contact Michael Jackson
Post by: kinboshi on November 05, 2009, 08:53:31 AM
Sigh.


Title: Re: Derek Acorah to contact Michael Jackson
Post by: Pawprint on November 05, 2009, 11:01:55 AM
I thought this was another of those 'need to get hold of, anyone on Blonde got contact details for....' threads.


Title: Re: Derek Acorah to contact Michael Jackson
Post by: gatso on November 05, 2009, 11:37:19 AM
comedy op. you comment on tv hitting an all time low and then say you can't wait to watch harry hill


Title: Re: Derek Acorah to contact Michael Jackson
Post by: AndrewT on November 05, 2009, 11:46:00 AM
comedy op. you comment on tv hitting an all time low and then say you can't wait to watch harry hill

June Harry Hill is incred.


Title: Re: Derek Acorah to contact Michael Jackson
Post by: gatso on November 05, 2009, 11:48:05 AM
pretty sure you're confusing harry hill and jon raab


Title: Re: Derek Acorah to contact Michael Jackson
Post by: DaveShoelace on November 05, 2009, 11:50:53 AM
TV burp>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>everything on TV other than 24 or Lost


Title: Re: Derek Acorah to contact Michael Jackson
Post by: Colchester Kev on November 05, 2009, 12:19:32 PM
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7NFIgpTsGk


Title: Re: Derek Acorah to contact Michael Jackson
Post by: gatso on November 05, 2009, 12:21:03 PM
jon raab doing a michael jackson seance would be epic tv


Title: Re: Derek Acorah to contact Michael Jackson
Post by: Claw75 on November 05, 2009, 12:43:16 PM
will probablly be worth watching for the comedy value - I always end up in fits of giggles when Acorah gets 'possessed'. This one was com, where a producer guy who was fed up with Derek's hamming slipped him some info before the show that some guy called 'Kreed Kafer' (anyone good at anagrams?) had apparently died at whichever place they were at.

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbF_l5nwmGs


Title: Re: Derek Acorah to contact Michael Jackson
Post by: Maxriddles on November 05, 2009, 11:00:02 PM
Billy Connolly gets Acorah and most haunted spot on in this one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hV5m77_HHKw


Title: Re: Derek Acorah to contact Michael Jackson
Post by: action man on November 06, 2009, 02:11:23 AM
yeah v funny billy was in that clip. Its a travesty that these shows can make people a living touting something that is not proven by 1 scrap of evidence. charlatans


Title: Re: Derek Acorah to contact Michael Jackson
Post by: kinboshi on November 06, 2009, 09:02:07 AM
yeah v funny billy was in that clip. Its a travesty that these shows can make people a living touting something that is not proven by 1 scrap of evidence. charlatans

Yvette Fielding

;nemesis;


Title: Re: Derek Acorah to contact Michael Jackson
Post by: thetank on November 06, 2009, 09:29:32 AM
I remember Yvette Fielding on Blue Peter, and I remember her getting a gotcha on Noel's House Party. Something to do with an advert for paint, but the paint was really shit and wouldn't stay on the walls, so they poured it out of the tins and poured Dulux in. She was ok with all this and endorsed the paint. Wasn't particulary funny, can't have done her career much good either, don't know why she agreed to let it air tbh. Didn't see her for about a decade after that, then she comes on a show about ghosties.

One of the few people in the country with less integrity than fergus.


Title: Re: Derek Acorah to contact Michael Jackson
Post by: DaveShoelace on November 06, 2009, 09:32:28 AM
I remember Yvette Fielding on Blue Peter, and I remember her getting a gotcha on Noel's House Party. Something to do with an advert for paint, but the paint was really shit and wouldn't stay on the walls, so they poured it out of the tins and poured Dulux in. She was ok with all this and endorsed the paint. Wasn't particulary funny, can't have done her career much good either, don't know why she agreed to let it air tbh. Didn't see her for about a decade after that, then she comes on a show about ghosties.

One of the few people in the country with less integrity than fergus.

How about........



Title: Re: Derek Acorah to contact Michael Jackson
Post by: thetank on November 06, 2009, 09:38:06 AM
What's the scandal with flakegate? Is it just that they were working on their wedding day?

Fek all wrong with working on your wedding day. I worked the night before mine. Done the close at Burger King so I did. Sold some McFlurrys or whatever, it's just the same innit?


Title: Re: Derek Acorah to contact Michael Jackson
Post by: ScottMGee on November 06, 2009, 10:31:01 AM
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What's the scandal with flakegate? Is it just that they were working on their wedding day?

Fek all wrong with working on your wedding day. I worked the night before mine. Done the close at Burger King so I did. Sold some McFlurrys or whatever, it's just the same innit?

Not quite, its the same as selling Big Mac meals at your reception.


Title: Re: Derek Acorah to contact Michael Jackson
Post by: DaveShoelace on November 06, 2009, 10:33:48 AM
I actually just meant whats with that guy.....boinking Athena Turner.


Title: Re: Derek Acorah to contact Michael Jackson
Post by: Longines on November 06, 2009, 10:42:38 AM
slipped him some info before the show that some guy called 'Kreed Kafer' (anyone good at anagrams?)

 rotflmfao


Title: Re: Derek Acorah to contact Michael Jackson
Post by: david3103 on November 06, 2009, 02:57:17 PM
Tim Minchin on the idea of talking to the dead....


By the way,
Why is it OK
For people to pretend they can talk to the dead?
Is it not totally fucked in the head
Lying to some crying woman whose child has died
And telling her you’re in touch with the other side?
That’s just fundamentally sick
Do we need to clarify that there’s no such thing as a psychic?
What, are we fucking 2?
Do we actually think that Horton Heard a Who?
Do we still think that Santa brings us gifts?
That Michael Jackson hasn’t had facelifts?
Are we still so stunned by circus tricks
That we think that the dead would
Wanna talk to pricks
Like John Edwards?

The whole thing's here YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UB_htqDCP-s


Title: Re: Derek Acorah to contact Michael Jackson
Post by: Claw75 on November 06, 2009, 08:49:43 PM
What would be awesome would be if Michael Jackson really DID talk to Derek Acorah, like that bit in Ghost when Patrick Swayze starts chatting to Whoopi Goldberg.


Title: Re: Derek Acorah to contact Michael Jackson
Post by: Longines on November 06, 2009, 10:11:02 PM
Even better if MJ arranged for DA to meet him in person.


Title: Re: Derek Acorah to contact Michael Jackson
Post by: boldie on November 07, 2009, 11:16:09 AM
Even better if MJ arranged for DA to meet him in person.

Very much this.

Shame on Sky for being such ridiculous whores...then again, nothing new there.