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 Just got an email from DOND looking for people to take part in the show

filled in the form then the site crashed lol FML

will try again tomorrow

http://www.dealornodeal.co.uk/show/appeal

Just applying now!

Need to write a 4 line poem about deal or no deal. I know some of you guys are good at this so if anybody has any suggestions then please feel free to jot them down here. Will leave my application for a day and see what peeps can come up with.

my name is girgy and im really fat
once when it was dark i saw a bat
i really like poker, i lose all my cash
i want to come on deal or no deal coz i cant get any gash.

A+

write your own poem Griggy! I've just applied for the laugh!

Let me know if anyone gets a phone call, gl

Made me laugh a lot more than it probably should have ... NH WP GG Sir.

My name is Daniel, I'm from Leeds
I need more dimes to tend to my needs
Put me with Noel, I'll take on the banker
And when I bink I'll say

"Grease Brent, ya wanker!!"


Geo

hahahaha Geo.

The bird applied about a year ago, i done the poem but can't remember it now.

Just remember is was a funny as fekk!

We tried to make the application form answer's quite wacky, as thats the kind of tossers they want on there

did it work?

I veered against going for the obvious cliches as they probs get a ton of those types of applications, but still not hopefull as they must get thousands.

got an email confirmation back, but that was it

The show puts me on life tilt, especially when the contestants believe there is such thing as a system and it's not just blind fecking luck.

Oh and Noel Edomnds needs a kick in the cock, never liked the smug git

that didnt rhyme at all

and it's 2 lines short

Your not applying then

probably get him on, thinking outside the box(see what i did there)

 Has to good news to say your a gambler/poker player,.......young girl today dealt at 15K with 250/75 still on the table at 8 box stage. Very boring.

I actually don't think being a serious gambler gets you very far on the application because you dont see that many on the show, probably because they would bore the pants off everyone explaining why saying no deal was + ev.

Much better to say you dreamt you won £250,000, you have a great feeling about box 7 and you need at least £12,000 for a family trip to Australia.

Also why do they say 'I picked box 8 because its my mums birthday'? They always say shit like that and I always wonder if they mean like the 8th of the month or one of many days in august.

Applied :D

Prob got no chance but worth a shot. Not posting my poem cos it's crap but it did have the terms "Hey, yo!" and "monies" in it :)

I actually talked myself up as one of the boring gambler types, explaining to them I'm a gambler but not by their definition of the word. You don't get many on there, but they do turn up occasionally, and attention is always drawn to them. I'm guessing they don't get a massive amount of applications down this road so thought it was worth a shot.

What happens if you actually get accepted for the show?

Is it true you get put up in a hotel in Bristol for a month until its your box.

The way I am running I could be on the show for a year without getting a shot at it.

3 eps filmed/day so on average you're there for 7 days of filming. not sure how many days running they film but no way you're there for a month

found this on the interweb. Doesn't really make much sense - presumably if there was a significant break in filming you'd just go home for a bit  :dontask:

committing to 4 weeks isn't exactly the same as actually being there for 4 weeks though. let's them keep up the illusion that contestant choice is completely random if they tell you you could be there for 60 shows

Girgy, in the last week you've wanted people to give you money for a half hour walk, compile a list of your DTD results for you and now you want to go on a show where they give you money for nothing only you want someone else to fill in the application form.

You do realise being the laziest person on a poker forum is akin to being the most mentally unstable person on a Westlife forum.

OK over under on how many people have just google searched for a westlife forum :D

already in my favourites

There's a local Liverpool poker player on there at the moment - Linda Blundell (plays womens tours and at Machester Riverside mainly) She was there for about 2 weeks, yes they do put you up in the hotel and every time someone wins a decent amount they put money behind the bar, so it;s pretty much a marathon drinking session. i think most of her family went down to stay with her during the time she was there.

Main reason I applied

I hope you remembered to put on your application that they'll need to put up your interpreter too Mond :D

Also when i do go on can i have insurance please flushy/moorman/pab so i can take on that flip when he offers 50k at 2 box with 1p and 250k.

kthxbye

I expect this sort of immateurness from kin/gatso,hang your head in shame

pardon

And i'd expect that kind of predictableness from Kinboshi but not you

woooh, immature but not as predictable as kin. I'll take that

Haha,your welcome

a) I'd like to see you walk 3 miles in 30 minutes!
b) yea I did ask about the DTD results
c) I never once asked for somebody to fill out the application for me!

Either grow a sack and do ur 3 miles in 30 mins or STFU!

girgy vs tank deathmatch>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>dond

I'm trying to come up with some sort of witty response that takes advantage of the structural ambiguity of this sentence. ie Girgy wants me to walk 3 miles and take as long as I like, but begin 30 minutes from when he made that statement.

Would anyone like to do it for me?

Nobody cares so just STFU

Having observed the wobbily gait that Olympic walkers employ, I believe growing a sack might prove a hindrance to walking at speed.

If someone wants to edit that down for me so it's pithier plz. kthx

pretty sure you've messed it up by waiting 2 hours to reply, he's probs got bored and gone home after sitting in the dark for 90 minutes waiting for you to turn up and take a stroll

I know, gutted.

It would have written itself if I was there on time.

I might be being levelled by Girgy here, pretending to be genuinely bothered by the jolly japes.

Peace offering, I'll compose a poem

I'm telling all my friends that I
Won't take a penny less than fifty grand
But the truth is if he offers a Fray Bentos pie
I'll bite off his fucking hand.

FYP

lol com

incred

Tank, you are by far the daddy on this forum! I love you!

Class mate

gay

If by Gay you mean the old English definition of Fun, Enjoyable and Care-free.

Then yes

omg, gaymo!!

You're welcome ::)

http://www.wikihow.com/Use-You%27re-and-Your

lol, that sure is the part of the english language that mond most urgently needs help with

:D

Ive applied

Everyone thinks the banker knows best,
but when I turn up and get on the show,
he will pack his bags and travel as far west,
as I make him cry and scoop all the dough.

i love love to see that show

no way blatch won't scoop the quarter mil imo

gonna be so com when the banker offers blatch 300k

:)

Linda will be opening her box (insert joke here) on feb 16th. At the moment they're running a trailer for the show featuring her as a Greek Goddess (as it's during Luuurve week) saying how it will be a "lorra lorra laughs" in a Cilla Black styley. Presumeably something to do with her being from Liverpool as there's absolutely no other discernible reason for that.

BTW when you win you have to sign a contract guaranteeing you won't spill the beans on how much you win until your run on the show starts. If you do, the contract states your money can be reduced by any amount they decide - you don't get your cheque immediately.

i wont take a cheque when i go on and if they grim me for my penny they are welcome to it i will still get 4 weeks in a hotel to use as a base for touring the clubs and casinos in the area

FYP