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Title: Fancy a Spot of Cricket Anyone?
Post by: Laxie on April 23, 2010, 12:15:59 PM
Can we do this again?  Pleeeeeeeeeease?!  It was so much fun last time and I promise not to confuse it with American Baseball again. 


Title: Re: Fancy a Spot of Cricket Anyone?
Post by: Bongo on April 23, 2010, 12:17:24 PM
I have the set in my garage so will bring it along.

Not sure if I have a ball though - but guess that doesn't matter to you :P


Title: Re: Fancy a Spot of Cricket Anyone?
Post by: KarmaDope on April 23, 2010, 01:59:53 PM
In, ldo.

DTD Car Park?


Title: Re: Fancy a Spot of Cricket Anyone?
Post by: Laxie on April 23, 2010, 02:01:57 PM
I have the set in my garage so will bring it along.

Not sure if I have a ball though - but guess that doesn't matter to you :P

Weeeeeeeeeeeee...BRING IT!!!  Cheers.  Will bring a few tennis balls with me.  And before anyone pipes up with 'not the right kind of ball' I KNOW that!  lol  Thinking more along the lines of damage control. 


Title: Re: Fancy a Spot of Cricket Anyone?
Post by: Bongo on April 23, 2010, 02:06:07 PM
I have the foam ball and some tennis balls, I just wanted to get a rib in about playing cricket with no ball  :D


Title: Re: Fancy a Spot of Cricket Anyone?
Post by: EvilPie on April 23, 2010, 02:09:20 PM
ISIS/Senoritas is still closed and even if it re-opens won't be open in the afternoon.

There's your huge empty car park sorted.


Title: Re: Fancy a Spot of Cricket Anyone?
Post by: Laxie on April 23, 2010, 02:17:50 PM
I have the foam ball and some tennis balls, I just wanted to get a rib in about playing cricket with no ball  :D

I was trying to swerve that one, but I'll be keeping an eye on you lot.  No way yer getting ball-less cricket past me a second time

ISIS/Senoritas is still closed and even if it re-opens won't be open in the afternoon.

There's your huge empty car park sorted.

Snap.  Was thinking the same.


Title: Re: Fancy a Spot of Cricket Anyone?
Post by: Blatch on April 23, 2010, 02:24:45 PM
ISIS/Senoritas is still closed

You finished crying yet bud?


Title: Re: Fancy a Spot of Cricket Anyone?
Post by: StuartHopkin on April 23, 2010, 02:27:19 PM
ISIS/Senoritas is still closed

You finished crying yet bud?

They are all strung up in his loft mate, thats why he never wants a pint anymore!


Title: Re: Fancy a Spot of Cricket Anyone?
Post by: EvilPie on April 23, 2010, 02:37:50 PM
ISIS/Senoritas is still closed

You finished crying yet bud?

I have a little weep most nights. Travelling for the clunge is terrible.


Title: Re: Fancy a Spot of Cricket Anyone?
Post by: Girgy85 on April 23, 2010, 07:58:53 PM
In


Title: Re: Fancy a Spot of Cricket Anyone?
Post by: mondatoo on April 23, 2010, 08:10:52 PM
Count me in


Title: Re: Fancy a Spot of Cricket Anyone?
Post by: Delboy on April 23, 2010, 08:14:20 PM
yes yes yes....IN


Title: Re: Fancy a Spot of Cricket Anyone?
Post by: amcgrath1uk on April 23, 2010, 08:33:48 PM
Yes please :)


Title: Re: Fancy a Spot of Cricket Anyone?
Post by: The_duke on April 23, 2010, 09:05:43 PM
I will partake


Title: Re: Fancy a Spot of Cricket Anyone?
Post by: Laxie on April 23, 2010, 09:07:04 PM
Weeeeeeeee  we almost have one whole team already.

(Ummmm, how many on a team?)


Title: Re: Fancy a Spot of Cricket Anyone?
Post by: KarmaDope on April 23, 2010, 09:09:30 PM
11, ldo.

Who's bringing the table and chairs - they'll definitely be needed.


Title: Re: Fancy a Spot of Cricket Anyone?
Post by: Delboy on April 23, 2010, 09:18:06 PM
I'll get a score book. It'll be great to record it.


Title: Re: Fancy a Spot of Cricket Anyone?
Post by: Ironside on April 23, 2010, 09:19:38 PM
i am in


Title: Re: Fancy a Spot of Cricket Anyone?
Post by: Laxie on April 23, 2010, 09:43:04 PM
11, ldo.

Who's bringing the table and chairs - they'll definitely be needed.

11 per side?!  pffffffffft  technicalities.  I'm certain we didn't always have 11 per side last time.  Hell, we didn't always have a ball last time.  We'll improvise, but deffo keep track of the score.  Will give new meaning to the term 'cricket scores'   rotflmfao


Title: Re: Fancy a Spot of Cricket Anyone?
Post by: gatso on April 24, 2010, 08:15:20 AM
I'm in of course


Title: Re: Fancy a Spot of Cricket Anyone?
Post by: Dingdell on April 24, 2010, 10:15:16 AM
Never played. I'm in.


Title: Re: Fancy a Spot of Cricket Anyone?
Post by: Claw75 on April 24, 2010, 12:35:41 PM
up for this ldo.  Will try wearing flats instead of heels this time.


Title: Re: Fancy a Spot of Cricket Anyone?
Post by: EvilPie on April 24, 2010, 03:28:52 PM
Number of players per team = number of players available / 2


Title: Re: Fancy a Spot of Cricket Anyone?
Post by: HOLDorFOLD on April 24, 2010, 03:51:52 PM
This killed my legs last time (seeing as laxiechick ran once, just the ONCE and even then it was in the wrong direction!!), but hell I'm a sucker for punishment  ;) so I'll play if needed.


Title: Re: Fancy a Spot of Cricket Anyone?
Post by: Blatch on April 24, 2010, 05:09:17 PM
IN!!!


Title: Re: Fancy a Spot of Cricket Anyone?
Post by: GreekStein on April 24, 2010, 05:30:54 PM
IN!!!

this aint badminton bud


Title: Re: Fancy a Spot of Cricket Anyone?
Post by: Ironside on April 24, 2010, 05:50:40 PM
i need a runner BONGO you free?


Title: Re: Fancy a Spot of Cricket Anyone?
Post by: Blatch on April 24, 2010, 06:29:14 PM

Just another sport id destroy you at


Title: Re: Fancy a Spot of Cricket Anyone?
Post by: The_nun on April 24, 2010, 06:47:28 PM
IN!!!

Are you finally back?

Good run.x


Title: Re: Fancy a Spot of Cricket Anyone?
Post by: Blatch on April 24, 2010, 06:58:17 PM
IN!!!

Are you finally back?

Good run.x

Finally landed, awesome time and ended up getting a free upgrade to equiv. of business class :)


Title: Re: Fancy a Spot of Cricket Anyone?
Post by: Laxie on April 24, 2010, 06:59:07 PM
It's sick how good you run Blatch


Title: Re: Fancy a Spot of Cricket Anyone?
Post by: AndrewT on April 24, 2010, 07:00:00 PM
IN!!!

Are you finally back?

Good run.x

Finally landed, awesome time and ended up getting a free upgrade to equiv. of business class :)

Knowing you, due to a problem at the dry-cleaners, all the stewardesses in business class had to work in their underwear.


Title: Re: Fancy a Spot of Cricket Anyone?
Post by: Blatch on April 24, 2010, 07:03:34 PM
IN!!!

Are you finally back?

Good run.x

Finally landed, awesome time and ended up getting a free upgrade to equiv. of business class :)

Knowing you, due to a problem at the dry-cleaners, all the stewardesses in business class had to work in their underwear.

Im glad that wasnt the case as they were all older than the sterotypical ladies.

As the flight was an additional one we were rounded up at our hotel and we were the last party to join in and as there were 6 they couldnt gtd sitting together but managed to get us 4 seats in the upgraded world class lounge or business class whatever they call it and 2 seats in standard.


Title: Re: Fancy a Spot of Cricket Anyone?
Post by: The_nun on April 24, 2010, 07:09:30 PM
nowt wrong with older women...cough.

Glad you had a good time.


Title: Re: Fancy a Spot of Cricket Anyone?
Post by: Girgy85 on April 24, 2010, 07:36:51 PM
IN!!!

Are you finally back?

Good run.x

Finally landed, awesome time and ended up getting a free upgrade to equiv. of business class :)

Knowing you, due to a problem at the dry-cleaners, all the stewardesses in business class had to work in their underwear.
Im glad that wasnt the case as they were all older than the sterotypical ladies.

As the flight was an additional one we were rounded up at our hotel and we were the last party to join in and as there were 6 they couldnt gtd sitting together but managed to get us 4 seats in the upgraded world class lounge or business class whatever they call it and 2 seats in standard.

you even won the flip to fade going into standard! You sicko!!


Title: Re: Fancy a Spot of Cricket Anyone?
Post by: Blatch on April 24, 2010, 07:42:50 PM
IN!!!

Are you finally back?

Good run.x

Finally landed, awesome time and ended up getting a free upgrade to equiv. of business class :)

Knowing you, due to a problem at the dry-cleaners, all the stewardesses in business class had to work in their underwear.
Im glad that wasnt the case as they were all older than the sterotypical ladies.

As the flight was an additional one we were rounded up at our hotel and we were the last party to join in and as there were 6 they couldnt gtd sitting together but managed to get us 4 seats in the upgraded world class lounge or business class whatever they call it and 2 seats in standard.

you even won the flip to fade going into standard! You sicko!!

No flippage needed, just called rank


Title: Re: Fancy a Spot of Cricket Anyone?
Post by: George2Loose on April 24, 2010, 08:05:38 PM
IN!!!

Are you finally back?

Good run.x

Finally landed, awesome time and ended up getting a free upgrade to equiv. of business class :)

Knowing you, due to a problem at the dry-cleaners, all the stewardesses in business class had to work in their underwear.
Im glad that wasnt the case as they were all older than the sterotypical ladies.

As the flight was an additional one we were rounded up at our hotel and we were the last party to join in and as there were 6 they couldnt gtd sitting together but managed to get us 4 seats in the upgraded world class lounge or business class whatever they call it and 2 seats in standard.

you even won the flip to fade going into standard! You sicko!!

No flippage needed, just called rank

missed you Blatch xxxx  ;tightend;


Title: Re: Fancy a Spot of Cricket Anyone?
Post by: Blatch on April 24, 2010, 08:17:20 PM
IN!!!

Are you finally back?

Good run.x

Finally landed, awesome time and ended up getting a free upgrade to equiv. of business class :)

Knowing you, due to a problem at the dry-cleaners, all the stewardesses in business class had to work in their underwear.
Im glad that wasnt the case as they were all older than the sterotypical ladies.

As the flight was an additional one we were rounded up at our hotel and we were the last party to join in and as there were 6 they couldnt gtd sitting together but managed to get us 4 seats in the upgraded world class lounge or business class whatever they call it and 2 seats in standard.

you even won the flip to fade going into standard! You sicko!!

No flippage needed, just called rank

missed you Blatch xxxx  ;tightend;

cheers sweethear'


Title: Re: Fancy a Spot of Cricket Anyone?
Post by: GreekStein on April 24, 2010, 10:37:32 PM

yeah a non contact one you big girls blouse, though I'd still kill you at table tennis / snooker / pool and darts.

I'll give you badminton and cricket.

I can feel a prop bet coming on.


Title: Re: Fancy a Spot of Cricket Anyone?
Post by: The_nun on April 24, 2010, 10:47:31 PM

yeah a non contact one you big girls blouse, though I'd still kill you at table tennis / snooker / pool and darts.

I'll give you badminton and cricket.

I can feel a prop bet coming on.

lol, table tennis..i will pound yaballs clear matey...asold as i am..


Title: Re: Fancy a Spot of Cricket Anyone?
Post by: The_nun on April 24, 2010, 10:48:32 PM
I have the wrists of an 18 yr old...


Title: Re: Fancy a Spot of Cricket Anyone?
Post by: GreekStein on April 24, 2010, 10:54:29 PM

yeah a non contact one you big girls blouse, though I'd still kill you at table tennis / snooker / pool and darts.

I'll give you badminton and cricket.

I can feel a prop bet coming on.

lol, table tennis..i will pound yaballs clear matey...asold as i am..

lol. doubt anyone who posts here can beat me at table tennis, esp not a woman. :P

Someone top Mo's drink up!


Title: Re: Fancy a Spot of Cricket Anyone?
Post by: The_nun on April 24, 2010, 11:03:45 PM
what can i say.............................


Title: Re: Fancy a Spot of Cricket Anyone?
Post by: Blatch on April 24, 2010, 11:06:57 PM

yeah a non contact one you big girls blouse, though I'd still kill you at table tennis / snooker / pool and darts.

I'll give you badminton and cricket.

I can feel a prop bet coming on.

Ok Tennis, snooker, pool, darts, and badminton for any stake you want


Title: Re: Fancy a Spot of Cricket Anyone?
Post by: GreekStein on April 24, 2010, 11:15:33 PM

yeah a non contact one you big girls blouse, though I'd still kill you at table tennis / snooker / pool and darts.

I'll give you badminton and cricket.

I can feel a prop bet coming on.

Ok Tennis, snooker, pool, darts, and badminton for any stake you want

change badminton to table tennis and ur on for £1k.


Title: Re: Fancy a Spot of Cricket Anyone?
Post by: The_nun on April 24, 2010, 11:21:59 PM
scusme..but this was my bet with Cos....little stake £ 5 says i will whoop his ass on table tennis,,,,,,any over bets...at your will


Title: Re: Fancy a Spot of Cricket Anyone?
Post by: George2Loose on April 24, 2010, 11:24:50 PM
just get a ruler out girls


Title: Re: Fancy a Spot of Cricket Anyone?
Post by: Ironside on April 24, 2010, 11:28:13 PM
wc bb and i'll take on all comers


Title: Re: Fancy a Spot of Cricket Anyone?
Post by: The_nun on April 24, 2010, 11:30:11 PM
Oh prey, little dose one know...


Title: Re: Fancy a Spot of Cricket Anyone?
Post by: GreekStein on April 24, 2010, 11:35:19 PM
scusme..but this was my bet with Cos....little stake £ 5 says i will whoop his ass on table tennis,,,,,,any over bets...at your will

you're on!



Title: Re: Fancy a Spot of Cricket Anyone?
Post by: The_nun on April 24, 2010, 11:37:02 PM
batting balls as i multi table 45 it's an easy task..


Title: Re: Fancy a Spot of Cricket Anyone?
Post by: The_nun on April 24, 2010, 11:38:15 PM
Greekk who?


Title: Re: Fancy a Spot of Cricket Anyone?
Post by: The_nun on April 24, 2010, 11:38:35 PM
oh...Greek


Title: Re: Fancy a Spot of Cricket Anyone?
Post by: The_nun on April 25, 2010, 12:01:21 AM
I am armed, ready for the battle,,,god help u Stien,,,,


Title: Re: Fancy a Spot of Cricket Anyone?
Post by: GreekStein on April 25, 2010, 12:07:42 AM
lol


Title: Re: Fancy a Spot of Cricket Anyone?
Post by: HOLDorFOLD on April 25, 2010, 12:19:28 PM
I have the wrists of an 18 yr old...

This needs more love


Title: Re: Fancy a Spot of Cricket Anyone?
Post by: Blatch on April 25, 2010, 12:44:06 PM

yeah a non contact one you big girls blouse, though I'd still kill you at table tennis / snooker / pool and darts.

I'll give you badminton and cricket.

I can feel a prop bet coming on.

Ok Tennis, snooker, pool, darts, and badminton for any stake you want

change badminton to table tennis and ur on for £1k.

its on sunshine


Title: Re: Fancy a Spot of Cricket Anyone?
Post by: GreekStein on April 25, 2010, 01:10:42 PM

yeah a non contact one you big girls blouse, though I'd still kill you at table tennis / snooker / pool and darts.

I'll give you badminton and cricket.

I can feel a prop bet coming on.

Ok Tennis, snooker, pool, darts, and badminton for any stake you want

change badminton to table tennis and ur on for £1k.

its on sunshine

wii


Title: Re: Fancy a Spot of Cricket Anyone?
Post by: Bongo on April 26, 2010, 05:14:55 PM
i need a runner BONGO you free?

FML double exercise.


Title: Re: Fancy a Spot of Cricket Anyone?
Post by: Claw75 on April 26, 2010, 10:47:24 PM

i need a runner BONGO you free?

Jon MW will do it. Because he can. :D


Title: Re: Fancy a Spot of Cricket Anyone?
Post by: Ironside on April 28, 2010, 09:23:30 AM

i need a runner BONGO you free?

Jon MW will do it. Because he can. :D
his legs are too short i'll be run out


Title: Re: Fancy a Spot of Cricket Anyone?
Post by: Dingdell on May 01, 2010, 09:41:06 AM
When are we dong this? Saturday morning? Anyone else want to play?


Title: Re: Fancy a Spot of Cricket Anyone?
Post by: gatso on May 01, 2010, 10:41:23 AM
When are we dong this? Saturday morning?

sat afternoon. cricket>>>>>>>>>poker on a sunny day


Title: Re: Fancy a Spot of Cricket Anyone?
Post by: Claw75 on May 01, 2010, 10:42:22 AM
When are we dong this? Saturday morning?

sat afternoon. cricket>>>>>>>>>poker on a sunny day

tighty would have our guts for garters if we dodged the poker.  let's just play first break onwards when there should be plenty of us available to form two teams.


Title: Re: Fancy a Spot of Cricket Anyone?
Post by: mondatoo on May 01, 2010, 11:41:51 AM
When are we dong this? Saturday morning?

sat afternoon. cricket>>>>>>>>>poker on a sunny day

tighty would have our guts for garters if we dodged the poker.  let's just play first break onwards when there should be plenty of us available to form two teams.

Obv we would stil reg then just go and play and by the time we're done with the cricket should have about 10-15 bbs hopefully so ez game.


Title: Re: Fancy a Spot of Cricket Anyone?
Post by: KarmaDope on May 01, 2010, 12:54:39 PM
Sunday afternoon, ldo.


Title: Re: Fancy a Spot of Cricket Anyone?
Post by: Ironside on May 01, 2010, 06:18:21 PM
saturday evening when we are all out the poker and totally rat arsed, instead of the beer garden


Title: Re: Fancy a Spot of Cricket Anyone?
Post by: Delboy on May 01, 2010, 06:43:30 PM
Sunday afternoon, ldo.

+1


Title: Re: Fancy a Spot of Cricket Anyone?
Post by: Laxie on May 01, 2010, 08:23:11 PM
saturday evening when we are all out the poker and totally rat arsed, instead of the beer garden

Sunday afternoon, ldo.

or BOTH!!!    ;yippee; ;yippee; ;yippee;


Title: Re: Fancy a Spot of Cricket Anyone?
Post by: KarmaDope on May 23, 2010, 06:45:03 PM
If ya want, I'll put the set in our car on Friday (obv got to get it off Bongo) and just play whenever we feel like it?


Title: Re: Fancy a Spot of Cricket Anyone?
Post by: TightEnd on May 23, 2010, 06:45:39 PM
If ya want, I'll put the set in our car on Friday and just play whenever we feel like it?


yes

I played today, and was caught by a 12 year old girl

I have retired.


Title: Re: Fancy a Spot of Cricket Anyone?
Post by: KarmaDope on May 23, 2010, 07:39:58 PM
If ya want, I'll put the set in our car on Friday and just play whenever we feel like it?


yes

I played today, and was caught by a 12 year old girl

I have retired.

Sod off, you're opening the batting next weekend.


Title: Re: Fancy a Spot of Cricket Anyone?
Post by: matt674 on May 23, 2010, 11:43:41 PM
saturday evening when we are all out the poker and totally rat arsed, instead of the beer garden

Sunday afternoon, ldo.

or BOTH!!!    ;yippee; ;yippee; ;yippee;

Cricket saturday

Baseball sunday

;D


Title: Re: Fancy a Spot of Cricket Anyone?
Post by: GreekStein on May 24, 2010, 12:06:48 AM
saturday evening when we are all out the poker and totally rat arsed, instead of the beer garden

Sunday afternoon, ldo.

or BOTH!!!    ;yippee; ;yippee; ;yippee;

Cricket saturday

Baseball sunday

;D

am i allowed to bowl beamers at blatch?


Title: Re: Fancy a Spot of Cricket Anyone?
Post by: Bongo on May 24, 2010, 02:56:17 AM
If ya want, I'll put the set in our car on Friday (obv got to get it off Bongo) and just play whenever we feel like it?

I won't be turning up until 6-7ish on Friday as I need to babysit in the afternoon ;carlocitrone;

Happy to give the set to you then :)up


Title: Re: Fancy a Spot of Cricket Anyone?
Post by: KarmaDope on May 24, 2010, 09:59:53 AM
If ya want, I'll put the set in our car on Friday (obv got to get it off Bongo) and just play whenever we feel like it?

I won't be turning up until 6-7ish on Friday as I need to babysit in the afternoon ;carlocitrone;

Happy to give the set to you then :)up

No worries, you in the Holiday Inn?


Title: Re: Fancy a Spot of Cricket Anyone?
Post by: Bongo on May 24, 2010, 12:46:26 PM
Just realised I have no idea...  ;ashamed;


Title: Re: Fancy a Spot of Cricket Anyone?
Post by: KarmaDope on May 24, 2010, 12:49:11 PM
Just realised I have no idea...  ;ashamed;

Let me guess, gatso booked your hotel room??


Title: Re: Fancy a Spot of Cricket Anyone?
Post by: Bongo on May 24, 2010, 12:59:47 PM
Nah, Asa did - so hopefully he knows!


Title: Re: Fancy a Spot of Cricket Anyone?
Post by: Newportlad on May 26, 2010, 08:19:10 PM
Count me in for this as well please.


Title: Re: Fancy a Spot of Cricket Anyone?
Post by: Bongo on May 28, 2010, 02:19:37 PM
More the merrier mate.

Got the set out of the garage and all looks ok - 3 tennis balls, 1 foam ball and I grabbed a spare bat too.


Title: Re: Fancy a Spot of Cricket Anyone?
Post by: TightEnd on May 31, 2010, 11:53:44 PM
More the merrier mate.

Got the set out of the garage and all looks ok - 3 tennis balls, 1 foam ball and I grabbed a spare bat too.

Liar.


Sigh.



Title: Re: Fancy a Spot of Cricket Anyone?
Post by: Ironside on May 31, 2010, 11:58:38 PM
he is too busy with his new carear on TV he is on every otehr show
watching him now on BGmT on itv2


Title: Re: Fancy a Spot of Cricket Anyone?
Post by: Bongo on June 01, 2010, 02:10:15 AM
More the merrier mate.

Got the set out of the garage and all looks ok - 3 tennis balls, 1 foam ball and I grabbed a spare bat too.

Liar.


Sigh.



There are now only 2 tennis balls because Asa hit one onto the roof of Senoritas. We looked pretty silly in a car park on our own for an hour!


Title: Re: Fancy a Spot of Cricket Anyone?
Post by: Laxie on June 01, 2010, 08:27:01 AM
More the merrier mate.

Got the set out of the garage and all looks ok - 3 tennis balls, 1 foam ball and I grabbed a spare bat too.

Liar.


Sigh.



There are now only 2 tennis balls because Asa hit one onto the roof of Senoritas. We looked pretty silly in a car park on our own for an hour!

What day and time was that then?  Maybe next time send out a text or two ya eejits!   rotflmfao


Title: Re: Fancy a Spot of Cricket Anyone?
Post by: Ironside on June 01, 2010, 03:55:26 PM
(http://www.channel4.com/entertainment/tv/microsites/T/tonightly/images/episode14/2.jpg)