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Ok - on a theme similar to a scavenger hunt but slightly different we bring you MISSION IMPOSSIBLE!!   ;letsparty;

If you would like a MISSION, to be completed during the Blonde Bash, please sign up here. Prizes given for the best mission completed.

If you have an idea for a MISSION you think should be included please PM me, although I have some in mind already if you think of a particular MISSION that would suit a particular person let me know.

All missions should be entertaining, funny and sometimes quite challenging, at no times should animals be harmed, use of the MISSIONary position is discretitionary.

A MISSION can be completed individually or more than one.  

Your mission will need to be completed without anyone knowing so you will have to use your poker skillz......

Any takers? Bring it on!

Ok - those confirmed for a mission are;

Blatch
Ironside
Laxie
Claw
Tighty
Sharplea
Joobie
Delboy
Amcgrath1uk
Mondatoo
The Nun
Poppet7
Gatso
Girgy85
Matt674
Nana

Anyone else has until Wednesday evening to join in.

Hmmmmm sounds interesting.

Ill sign up so long as I dont have to agree to not critiscise anyones play for the whole comp.

i am game i think

If I post saying I'll play, that makes it harder to get a mission through.  So you'll have to guess - is she playing or isn't she?

yeah go on then

with trepidation, me too

Woooohoooooo!! Suggestions for Tightys Mission gratefully received - because he has nothing else to do that day lets face it......

I have an idea, but pretty sure it will be deemed completely unacceptable, and possibly lead to a fight. 

Sounds spot on. PM me.  ;D  PS Does it involve pole dancing?

not necessarily - but that could be somehow incorporated I suppose.  PM on the way :D

LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLOL   Claw is inspired. I think everyone may get the same mission - because that would be the best mission ever and incredibly hilarious!!!  rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao

eff off - no way I'm doing that!!!!

has the title Mission Impossible passed you by Claire....... ;) ;D

Me and my big mouth


Sigh

Give us some ideas without giving away Claire's.  Need inspiration!!!

In for a joint mission with Joobs, ldo.

Go on then. I'll have a go.

Go for it :)

ok - any more for any more? Got some cracking missions thought out so put your name down if you're interested.

If you are signed up it may be a good idea to have a camera/phone with you to record sucess of your mission if appropriate as you may need to bring the photographic evidence back for the chance to win a prize....... ;D

Aye up.  Be gentle.

Go on then,FML in advance

If I make it there can I play please Miss.

lol. i'm regretting this already i think.

Me please Dingdell

I have no idea what's going on but now I'm confirmed for the saturday I'll agree to whatever it is

Il do anything!

You were made for this competition imo - this is one you could actually win....  ;D

Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Please fill me in with the requirements TY ;D

You will receive your mission a day or so before the Friday so you can attempt it on the Friday if you are around or on the Saturday if not.

You will be required to keep your mission secret from all other Blondes, if your mission is revealed you will have to attempt another mission or loose the game.

So how do you prove that you have successfully completed the mission without revealing it?

Will be there from Saturday onwards but thinking of maybe booking half day friday and coming down early so i'm in :)

Ah well if Girgy will enjoy it boobs must be involved!

FYP

Word reaches me of a possible Mission for myself


I withdraw, perhaps from the whole weekend, in protest.

deal a tighty sit and go where at least one person knows what on earth is going on? ???

he tried explaining once, I was sober.

Sure did understand WTF was going on.

I know, that is all you need to know

FYP.

think mine should be to participate in a Tighty sit n go as I still ain't managed one yet :/

you sure do

FYFYP

Damm that Claw and her mouth. It was only a joke one, no one would really expect you to do that and not get arrested

oh heck, there must be another one. Claw hasn't said a word.

Oh good - that one's still on then - bring scissors.....

 ;gobsmacked;  Have fun with that Tighty   rotflmfao

lol - don't worry trace - that one's still well under wraps :)

will we all have completely different missions or will some of us have the same?

I couldn't possibly say either way - but if I were there is a good chance they will all be different - I could be bluffing obv..... ;-)

I think DingDell is going to bring a new portable colonic kit and wants volunteers to test it out

All those who have agreed to do the mission will be given a go first

il go first kthnx!

Pipes need a good clean out ;D

Ok - missions will be sent out by pm on Wednesday and Thursday to allow you to prepare (if needed) for your forthcoming mission. These can be undertaken at any time once you have arrived in Nottingham from Friday onwards.

There may be more than one part to your mission, you will need to have sucessfully completed all parts to have a chance of winning a prize.

Despite the secrecy surrounding your mission you may need to make contact with another/other blonde members to complete your mission. I would like to say that this should be done in the utmost secrecy but know that is pointless...sigh.

Good luck to you all.........

Final results will be published on the Sunday, all missions need to have been completed and confirmed with me before close if business at DTD on Saturday night, if I leave early (one of you will have sucessfully completed their mission) and you all win a prize as I will be in a very good mood.

Remember photographic evidence will be required - if easier please post them on here.

Good luck to all and see you at DTD on Saturday!!   ;cheerleader;

can I have mine on weds please as I may be offline thursday and friday

Np - may take you some time to persuade Steve Davis to come up to DTD again in any case. GG WP..... ;-)

List of those playing on page one. Anyone else has until Wednesday evening to join in.

GL all!!

I dont own a camera so photo evidence might be difficult

Just borrow someone's phone to take a pic.  You can explain to them why later.

Dunno what i'm letting myself in for but go on...

Yes - just text it to me if that makes it easier. Ring me and I'll give you the number - I don't want to put it on the forum.

ring you and you will give us the number to text

ok which one of us has been dinged

lol, i just read this and thought the exact same thing ;D

Shush everyone - I meant pm me. Obv...

Missions being sent today ???

anybody got theirs yet?

[  ] Me

not me

i got mine :)

it self desctructed before i read it :(

new mission sent

FYP proberly

thanks :)up

whats a "Partial salpingectomy"? ???

Sorry peeps - missions on one computer - me on another - don't worry - all missions can be completed without props.....any missions from LeedsRhodesy ignore as they will result in a ban from DTD!! Great idea though!   :)up

Ok - all warm up missions sent, please approach me at the cricket/lunch/bash for an envelope containing a blondites photo and further instructions .... :-)

Those are only the warm ups?! Can't wait to see what you've put in the envelopes.

I resign.

They are too mad for someone as shy as myself, sorry.

i've done most already

You should have seen the ones I rejected.....

And Laxie - you should walk this - this is like a Monday night in the village for you surely? ;-)

Ding
wot happens if someone accepts a mission but fails?
Soz if I missed this somewhere in de rulez
tks
drainy

There is a list of missions, they choose the ones they want to do - points awarded for how completed, comedic value etc etc.

Envelope for each individual to be collected from me on saturday with criptic clues to various Blondes that they have to identify and then do something with during the day.

Apologies if i miss anyone at the bash

you can all come visit me inside HMP Nottingham though if you like........

;whistle;

Put me and LittleRed in for one each plz; wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Asa and I have already cleared at least 4 off the list. Photos as proof too.wiiiii

Oi, we're in the bar. With tea. Make an appearance!

And donuts.

tyvm ding that was ruder and cheaper tham a strip club

We have tea.

Duke has a beer.

Ok for anyone who didn't get the answers to the second part of Mission Impossible (guess the title should have warned you......) here are the answers. Folllowing several conversations last night I understand that none of you got the answers.....ooopps sorry about that....not sure if the fact that I whooshed you all is good or bad....but the look of complete incredulity from Tighty when I explained the answers to him will stay with me forever- anyway here we go....

Q1) This blondite doesn't just play poker but opened a business in late 2003 with the help of his family and using his life savings. In just a short time he has attracted many customers both from the local community and those from further afield seeking their first experience of .....he was recently pictured on Blonde.

Answer - Tighty. The description was of Neil Patel who was the Asian chef who is Tighty's official lookalikeie.

Q2) This blondite often posts on Blonde and always seems to be on the go. They could change their signature to 'let the hare see the rabbit' a trip to their house would be like visiting a famous housekeeper on a channel 4 sitcom. get this person to do a twirl round with their hand in the air while at the poker table. Beware there might be a short window of opportunity for this.

Answer - Laxie. Hare/Rabbit - she has a dog Cassie who used to chase hares and this week caught a rabbit - all written about on Blonde. She is alway saying 'go on go on go on' and has an Irish accent and lives in Ireland - just like the housekeeper on father Ted.


Q3) You may want to play this person, although really there should be two of them.

Answer - Bongo - really you should have 2 bongos.


Q4) Not always a welcome visitor although lots of films have been made about him. One in particular was the highest grossing film of that year. This blonde could be described as a bit of a Chandler as no one knows what he does for a living, he says it has something to do with dresses.

Answer - Drain Alien. Aliens are not always welcome, Independence Day was the highest grossing film when it was released and no one knows what he does for a living and he has posted on blonde he works at the frock exchange.

Q5) This not so regular blondeite could be a tribute band member if he didn't keep falling asleep. A popular mod so ask them to explain a Tighty sit and go.

Answer - Bainn. Keep falling asleep = ZZ - tribute band ZZ Top. A popular Mod (on another forum/slightly tongue in cheek) and following the last Bainngate it became obvious that Bainn had no idea that Tighty sit and go's were rigged.


Q6) A popular theme for horror stories and the title of a famous horror film this blondite has a ready smile if you can see through him to see him.

Answer - Foggy. Always fog in horror films, the Fog book and film, you would have to see through the fog to see Foggy.

In my defence can I just say as I'm typing this I'm beginning to understand why none of you got these.....but I was able to complete the Telegraph cryptic crossword when I was 12. I may just be a genius who went wrong after puberty....


Q7) This blondite is not quite a meals on wheels candidate although some would think he was. He has a much better poker playing brother and a film was made about him when he was King.

Answer) Ralph/Karabiner. Long standing joke that he has meals on wheels, his brother always lasts longer than he does at the BB and the fils was King Ralph.


Q8) This blonde is always whinging and is not Tighty.

Answer) georgetooloose.


Q9) Is this a famous Jersey PI? Not quite. Does things on a budget? Perhaps.

Answer) Sorry about this one - may have gone slightly off topic - ahem. Answer is Dave Shoelace. Clues were a PI (unfortunately not from Jersey) called Shoestring, doing things on a budget - doing things on a shoestring = Dave Shoelace....enough said on this one - ooops.


Q10) Do all roads lead to this Blondite? Name derived from the Latin word 'Loidis' and the M1 and M62 meet here.

Answer - LeedsRhodsey - Loidis is Latin name for Leeds - and motorways explain themselves.


Q11) This blondite could be called the Sweeny Todd of Blonde, lets hope he doesn't cook the ex president of the US.

Answer - Evil Pie. Sweeny Todd the barber killed people and cooked them in pies - a bit evil - and EP has a dog called Ronnie - ex president of the US was Ronald Regan.

Bring back the elephant quiz or whatever it was called. That is all!!

I got 2 of them!!

I got tighty (girgy will vouch for me on that one) and Suspected the bainn zz top reference but didn't voice that one to anyone :(

sure you did mate ;)

Tracey, Blondes version of 3-2-1's Ted Rogers. The scary thing is the above makes perfect logic to her.

Wow Billy was allowed to do a quiz again?

I was the answer to number one and had no idea it was me!

Having seen the explanation it is officially genius though...

Genius or not, where did you disappear to today? Wanted to play cricket!!

Asa...get those pics up ffs! We proper owned this game!